/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for Green Day

Stupid sexy bull market

golden bull day

>>9871145
Jesus, I'm both disgusted and intrigued. I never get premade stuff.

>no edition
he fucked it up yet again!

Ban low IQ commie posters

>>9871068
IM LOSING MONEY ON IQ. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>9871208
relax is having a healthy dip from a crazy bull run. it should be up in no time.

>>9871200
you're not funny for bringing it up again. all you do is invite the shitposting to continue.

>>9871286
BUT I WANT TO BUY A HOUSE LIKE TOMORROW AND CRYPTO IS GETTING SHAFTED

What should I buy with decent volume in tech-idenity sec

>>9871208
threadly reminder, don't sell

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having a chicken tendie bacon ranch pita sandwich and I'm up a fat 4% I just want the FED shitpost to start to be honest. Kinda feel like shit, still shaking the cobwebs from the weekend off. Chewing caffeinated gum to stay conscious.

Laughing my ass off at the stupid anons here who told me to short AMD at $10 before Q1 ER

>>9871438
looks like that needs some sauce

>>9871438
based lunchbro

>>9871438
Based lunchbro

>>9871438
On the way back home. A little red across the board after closing.

based nasdaq, thank you for the gains

>>9871480
I get it on the side to dip, keeps things from getting soggy

>>9871438
Going to the gym today. I got to get my gains every way I can.

I'm not going to name any names, but there's an easy thing to buy right now to make some money.

>>9871509
just ate a left over tuna subway sandwich.. shit was soooo fucking soggy

Check out LCI if you have some time

>>9871575
Leftover tuna sandwiches always get soggy, that's why I hate them. If you are going to have a tuna sandwich then finish it because it will turn itself into mush.

>>9871568
AMD?

>>9871568
>there's an easy thing to buy right now to make some money.
LCI?

>>9871599
i was really really drunk and was working all day on this car im flipping too hungry to give a fuck realy

>>9871549
Good on you, I went Monday and yesterday but I'm just too run down today, I'll just do some grocery shopping after work and go to bed early.

>>9871575
I haven't been to Subway in years, I was looking at LCI, it seems to have been locked into a tight range the past few weeks, accumulation?

>>9871619
>it seems to have been locked into a tight range the past few weeks, accumulation?
looks like shorts are stuck in the trade imo.. could break to upside or downside soon, i hope for the upside

>>9871616
Nice, what kind of car/year/make/model/mileage/damage?

>>9871568
>I'm not going to name any names
Good.

You can start by taking off your fucking tripcode you cockmongling faggot.

You're not welcome here.

Picking up some utilities today with names such as SO and DUK but also D

Buy GERN for insane Q3 gains

Fuck I forgot what weed Anon said about the vote in Canada, it was kicked back to the house right? I don't have money in it but I like keeping up with the news.

>>9871568
In what sector? There's a few tickers I see that are on sale right now, need a (little) narrowing.

Tfw down 1000 bucks today

>>9871652
1999 ford expedition triton v8.. the rear end is blown so i went to pick a part yesterday and spent all day in the sun taking off a rear end

The expedition cost me $400
The rear end cost me $350
I'm going to give my helper $100

Friend has a car lot that i can sell it on for $3,900 ill just have to give him some of the profit.

Theres 125,000 miles on it and runs like a charm, has big ass 22 inch rims on it total nigger mobile.. bought it off 2 fat black lesbians. Front seat has usual front seat damage. Exterior has few dents here and there.

>>9871660
You can long SPY

Everybody else buy some VXX right now.

>>9871745
>>9871652
i posted a picture of it yesterday >>9857210

Netflix adding videogames is either brilliant or retarded

>>9871785
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

>>9871745
I got my 95 Silverado for $700 off a Catholic pastor, the only trouble it had was a stuck thermostat. This pully siezed up real good too but that was two years after I had it and an easy fix. Those 90's vehicles are nice to have around. Just about bulletproof.

When's the shitpost supposed to hit because I've seen nothing but green all day

>>9871836
i always loved that one

>>9871696
looking good so far

>>9871804
oh i meant the stock.
theyre a div aristocrat, right?

>>9871863
of course it mooned
and its going to moon even harder after the shitpost
no brakes on the road to 3k

>>9871145
For me it’s Bang’s, the best root beer

>>9871863
2
but if youre in weird smallcap stuff, sometimes its not a big deal or even noticeable.

also "shitpost" doesnt really mean that its gonna go down. just that things will suddenly get crazy out of nowhere

Fuck yea, ROAD is paving the way for an even greener portfolio

>>9871745
If you ever find a 1990 Silverado single cab let me know. Was my first truck and I Fucking miss it.

>>9871855
you keep the car? i'm just trying to flip this one.. i was going to have my friend sell it on my lot but it would be based on if the people make payments so i was going to drive it around for sale for $2700 and first person to offer me over 2k ill take it.

The rear end is being a bitch though. The one from pick a part came off easy, the one on the vehicle is being a bitch. Thought it might be just a bearing or something simple.. but whole end needs to be replaced.. ill probably be working on it all day today too.

>>9871894
Yeah. one of the best dividend stocks on the market. Can't really see a reason not to buy/hold unless you think the company is going to shit or you are not satisfied with 6%/yr. Though I guess everyone here is very young.

Hour and 17 minutes until FED.

>>9871805
Nevermind they just put out a statement saying they arent adding games

>>9871996
basically
if i had more capital worth preserving itd definitely be higher on the menu, ya know?

>>9872001
Something going on at the FED today??

>>9872021
nah dude we've just been shitposting about the shitpost for two weeks straight

Yeah, I think Im feeling a little golden bull right now

>>9871991
lol
my dad used to drive way down south to find the old silverados that arent beat to shit from road salt. took my driving test in one of those

>>9872021
lol

>>9871438
Tendie sandwich

>>9871992
Hell yea I did, she's ugly but I know it'll start every time.

>>9872021
yea theyre announcing their plans to bend EMs over and fuck them raw today at 2

>>9871991
i've only flipped a couple cars, I've worked construction most of my life and the owners of houses ask the workers alot if they know anyone that wants to buy a car. I wasn't working for about 3 years so i didnt come across many deals. Now i'm a handyman and always come across deals but most the time i won't buy unless i get a really good deal and that goes for alot of things.

These ladys were moving to vegas and didn't have money to fix it or tow it so i just said $400 and they said ok lol.

I always low ball offers on things when they say no i just walk away. I also go to antique auctions with my girlfriend sometimes.. other month she bought a bookshelf for $40 and sold it on craigslist for $100 like a week later lol.

Just about everything i do in my life deals with making money.. getting fucked up while making money.. and traveling for vacation.. about to head to rossarito in a couple days just for the night

>>9872072
yeah i was thinking of keeping the expedition and buying an old elminator boat just to use for this summer then sell it all this winter lol

So as someone with fuck all for money making pussyshit gains, what all do I have to fear from the Tax Man

>checks BTC
wew lads we arent even gonna have to jihad the cryptards at this rate. theyll all self-immolate

>>9872130
I'm going to drive it right into its grave. Doesn't burn a drop of oil and the transmission is clean. The only thing I don't like is the topper but it keeps stuff I put in the bed out of the elements.

>>9872148
depends on your original income, if you are neet you dont qualify... I believe you can even receive dividends tax free if you are a poor neet

>>9871068
What do you guys think about Kimberly Clark (KMB)? The chart has been pretty flat since late April so I think the downtrend could be broken, they have a pretty good dividend, and profits are expected to increase quarter over quarter vs last year. Looks like a good long term hold if you can pick it up close to $100.

>>9872192
>The only thing I don't like is the topper
my buddy had a camper shell that had benches on either side but you can pull the center floor part out and put it up in middle of benches and turn into a big bed.. have you looked at flip top camper shells? i was thinking of getting one for my ranger

>>9872215
one of the best

>>9872148
Absolutely nothing. The IRS is severely underfunded and understaffed. They can't go after anyone but the big boys. Regular people can go their whole lives without paying taxes at all. Worst case scenario is they get you for the last 3 years, so just have a fund set aside in case shit happens.

>>9872215
They make shit paper, everybody needs shit paper. Except India.

>>9872224
Yea those did look nice, since mines a club cab I got a back bench seat I can crash on at rest stops if I need a nap but they did look neat. Either way it's kinda cramped for me, I'm really tall with big feet.

>>9872245
>Worst case scenario is they get you for the last 3 years, so just have a fund set aside in case shit happens.
this happened to me before and it fucking sux
but it pales in comparison to the shit kids go thru w school loans

>>9872103
When I was unemployed I sold a bunch of antiques I had on eBay. Partly to pay the bills and partly cause I didn’t want them anymore. Ended up making 3k. Was amazing how much the price had inflated.
Somehow in the past year I’ve changed and now I’m all about making money and getting shit done. I got in the habit of working 7 days a week repairing my cabin after the flood and now I just feel awful if I sit around all day. I hope it lasts.

>>9872199
I make >$12k a year am I gucci

>>9872245
fantastic idea thanks

>General Mills about to smash 45

>AMD BTFOing Intel and gaining more market share
>Price at all time highs
>short interest still covers 20% of all shares

When will they learn?

>>9872282
>I got in the habit of working 7 days a week repairing my cabin after the flood and now I just feel awful if I sit around all day. I hope it lasts.
me too, i started a handyman business because i was basically really bored of life and needed something more to do.. sometimes i find myself over worked and really exhausted though.. my girlfriend is in italy for 2 weeks so i haven't even told her that i bought an expedition to flip because she knows i load myself up with alot of shit all the time.

If you know how to work on houses we should flip some real estate sometime.. i have a hook up in california on high quality products like flooring, cabinets, trims, doors, etc.. but thats only in california, but i'm willing to travel a state or so over with the material

lol How those Netflix shorts doing smol specs?

>>9872318
I read that intel is going to enter the GPU game

>>9872318
People are short AMD because it lost money for 5 years straight, and the skeptics believe last year's profit was only due to a temporary cryptocurrency bump.

>>9871438
I made some grilled chicken salad with 1/2 of a chicken breast that I had leftover plus some spinach and tomatoes.

NTDOY is dragging me way down today but everything else in my portfolio is up a little bit so that's softening the blow.

Have you bought SNAP yet anon?

It cant be helped
Im buying 1 share of Yum

>>9872290
dunno if gucci is the right word, but the IRS should leave you alone. unless youve been a REALLLY bad goy. theres absolutely a political aspect to that wretched fucking bureaucracy

>>9872154

>>9872357
>Intel will enter the GPU game.

Led by the guy who fucked up AMDs graphics division no less.

High level chip architecture design is the domain of whites and chinks.

>>9872408
>Have you bought SNAP yet anon?

>>9872103
You seem like a cool guy. I would like to be more productive with my time and do projects like fixing up cars or farm equipment to make extra cash, but I have a hard time keeping motivated and spend too much time online or watching youtube.

My job pays 100k (exactly after my last raise) and life is pretty comfy. I just don't feel personaly satisfied with what i get done outside of work.

BTW i bought 10k of big 5 monday and sold yesterday when i checked in the morning and was up $700. I know you're long on it but I made quick easy cash so I'm not gonna feel bad about whatever price it gets to. Thanks Big 5 guy.

AMAT you dim fucks.

>>9872514
>excrete gpu

>>9872502
oh man thats your main thing isnt it?
that shits looking ugly right now. if it goes below 6k it could easily go to 1k, fast. it looks like SOMEONES fighting, as it hasnt lost trend YET. but it lost a pretty huge resistance failing that major support from the crash

>>9872551
topkek

>>9872514
You say GPU i see APU

>>9872534
this is the final redpill
big5guys actually alright

>>9872502
you get what you deserve!

>>9872618
bretty backasswards always short stock and long funny munny

>>9872612
Intel literally said discrete GPU in order for an Intel APU to be successful, they need to re-architect their entire chip line

>>9872612
now THATS talent

Is it too late to get in on AMD? It seems like they are taking some appreciable market share in the server space with epyc and in the laptop space with the stuff they showed off at computex.

I think the 7nm hype has been priced in already, but would good quarterly results from their expanded market share in various spaces drive it above where it is today over the next few quarters or is it now overvalued and the boat missed?

You guys are one big happy family

>>9872661
Thanks

Also
>intel
>doing things right

>>9872656
kek
u missed that one

>>9872666
no its going to a million EoW

Who here is getting absolutely just'd?

>>9872666
It's overvalued but will keep going up until quarterly reports come out. Might as well hop on the train for now and sell some before the end of the quarter to hedge.

>>9872666
It's not too late to get in for long term gainz (20$ EOY at least). I expect a few healthy pull backs till then tho.

>>9872534
i try not to spend much time sitting idle, usually only in the morning when i shit post on /smg/ right now i would be working on this car i'm flipping but i didn't charge my phone last night and i'm waiting for my buddy to bring me food.. plus i'm a little hungover. The way i see it.. is life is way to fucking short to sit there and do nothing.. everything i do is about learning and making money.. even when i go travel i like to talk to the locals about business and what that areas main source of income is.. (some places are logging, some places farming, some places trucking.. etc..) i always like to look into local economies when i travel and sometimes when traveling and see a industrial building i try to remember name and look it up later

check out LCI if it breaks to the upside i think it'll be a runner... could break to downside too.. but i'm really hoping for upside

>>9872685
Fug, I feel like a brainlet now

>>9872690
Im at all time highs almost every day

>>9872690
positive as fuck on the most retarded shit rn
im telling ya, the dumber the meme the better it is for shitpost protection. got some OTC memes that are starting to act jumpy, some realty REITs, and some fuggin chinese bonds.

apparently chink bond traders dont give a fuck WHAT our central bank does. as im up like 3% on em in a week

the rest cash, with some small amounts set aside to do my own shitposting

>>9872667
It's comforting being a part of a community, even better if they're retarded like myself

>>9872729
>feel like a brainlet
its ok anon. were all lo IQ here

>>9872331
If you can do all that you should be here anyway. People are still waiting on contractors a year out. Go for the smaller jobs, like people who need cabinets installed and such. You could make a killin on your own. I know I have.
There are so many flooded houses for sale it’s unreal. Problem is they’re gutted. Yes you may only pay 12k for it but it’ll cost you another 80k to fix. Not to mention moving and buying a lot to move it to. I was looking at getting a house down the street from me but it was going to cost 6k to move it plus whatever I spent repairing it. I’m too poorfag for that right now.
I like the idea of flipping houses. The only thing I can’t do is Sheetrock. Partly because I fucking hate it.
I decided I’m not going to be a poorfag forever though. I’m picking up another semester of college soon (had to pay the other off) and almost finished getting my firefighter commission. A bro of mine started a business teaching CPR and other ems classes and wants me to be a partner so pretty soon I’m going to get my EMS instructor cert and my cpr instructor.
I refuse to be a poorfag forever.

>>9872746
>t. teh profit

>>9872775
hey im waiting to see whats next. im thinking oil after it dips. i just cant help myself with the retard memes on FOMC days. like moth to flame

>>9871208
I sold start of the day. Too much shilling. Its going to find a bottom and reset the climb. Will buy back in at a gain

>>9872667
It's a nice place to be vulgar and autistic when I have to be a professional normie grad student all day

>>9871923
For the longest time I thought the cursive 'n' was a cursive 'r'

>>9872612
AMD and Nvidia will still make the top spec gpu's that will be sold out everywhere for crypto mining while Intel will have the shitty mcGraphics card with broken drivers that all the gamers will be bitching about.

>>9871068

Guys, commodities are the next thing

Gold and silver, European oil producers, American and Canadian uranium producers, potash producers are all good bets for the coming upcycle

>be publicly traded company
>fall for the shareholder value meme
>sell off profitable business segments
>cut spending on core business R&D
>use all of the money for stock buybacks
Surely this will end well!

>>9872876
You thought it was called Barg? What is it a drink for pirates?

I cant tell if the bottom is going to fall out of TSLA right now or not, the volume went to nothing.

>>9872903
what the fuck do you mean by that?

TSLA +0.62%
AMD +3.47%

HIGH IQ STOCK PLAYS

>>9872908
Is this GE?

>>9872918
as someone with high IQ the 375-400 TSLA rise seems obvious

The reasonable range is 375-400, but the upside is probably higher at 425 or so.

I'm not sure what brainlets see but the shorts are braindead

>>9872932
>TSLA: 25% of stocks shorted
>AMD: 20% of stocks shorted

Get out your HODLING gloves bois, it'll be a crazy ride

>>9872933
This is most companies in America. Boeing, IBM, and GE are all great examples, but there's too many to list.

16.3956 +0.55 (+3.44%)

Feels good watching it on the way to $40 while brainlets can't see shit due to poor cognitive capacity. It's like watching apples fall from a tree and everyone around you wonders why the happen to end up on the ground.

>>9872914
>>9872876

It's actually "Barq's" -- B A R Q ' S

I can't believe I sold TSLA at $310. FUCK ME.

>>9872978
I FUCKING KNEW IT. EAT SHIT JOSH.

>>9872962
Not really. I'm expecting smooth ramps up from both stocks with no hiccups. Maybe a few sporadic down days at most. Nothing that would worry me.

It's pretty hard to be worried when looking at huge +% already.

>>9872979
You can still make easy gains if you have balls. I'd understand why you would be scared though.

I was trying to get people in on monday at 328 and that's even kind of late.

>>9872979
kek

>>9872990
Who's ready for fed shitposting???

>>9872979
The bad news of 5k cars a week was going to wipe you out. Good move. Don't feel stupid.

>>9872995
There's a lot of ppl who have your same confidence, but the opposite opinion. The lines are being drawn, and it's going to be a bloodbath for the loosers.

No way this shits going sideways.

Also keep in mind that institutional investors have a lot of tools to manipulate the market. AMD has very much suffered from this in the past.

>>9873014
I bought it at 275 and thought that 310 was good enough. Still made $350 on the trade, but goddamn it.

>>9872773
>There are so many flooded houses for sale it’s unreal.
where at?

>The only thing I can’t do is Sheetrock
that shit is so easy.. i make bank doing it because the material is cheap but nobody can do it proper lol

>>9873054
This post amuses me. I'm glad I have a short term prediction, although I guess AMD has had short term gains too.

none of them have any predictive capacity comparable

I told you guys to hold IQ is mooning again.

>>9872245
>>9872276
Im hesitant to even type this out for fear of what they can find, but if you file income taxes that are realistic for your primary income, they likely wont bother with an audit. If you file 2 years then dont file one year the red flags pop up. I had to show I didnt have a steady income in 2008 and post file (it was like 2010) to show i really was exempt. I heart govt

12 minutes boys

then its smooth sailing from here

I don't want to be greedy. Should I get out of TSLA now?

>>9873085
Note, I've been holding a long term position in AMD since 10$, so I'm pretty succeptible to bullish sentiments, but you have to realize that there are a lot of (((shorters))) who are poised to lose money, and they have definitely proven themselves to pull out all the stops in the past.

Stay strong and shill on.

>>9873117
God fucking damn no

don't

literally just fucking watch it the next month

Is it too late to get in on IEP? Will the "trade war" have an effect on its mining and manufacturing holdings?

>>9873117
Here is what is not priced in

a 3 hour interview by Joe "I slurp elon cock" musk

3 hours

On a channel with more viewers than CNN+FOX NEWS, for 3 hours, of DICK SuCKING

AFTER a 5k a week car announcement

You don't fucking understand shit if you can't process the stock boom after that interview. Literally take his tweets and multiply his meme shit by 10x.

TSLA will hit 375 without that bump
post bump it's going to 400

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw-ZHeYxIog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfZXYCuZSf4

>>9873082
Dont worry about this, its better to make money consistently then to have moonshots or look back at missed profits.

I literally bough disney at the bottom, it hit my sell target at 105 for a nice comfy 5% gain. Did I know it was going to pop to 107? no. But I made my goal. If you want to do what the professionals do, roll your sell to 1/2 of your position at your goal, set your stop at the entry price and let the other half go on for a possible moon mission.

For example. Buy 10 TSLA at 275, Stop sell 5 @ 300, this triggers your stop loss up to 275 (or higher if you want to trail it) and let the other half ride until you feel the need. This guarantees a profit if your first order is hit and allows you to get more upside if you need to.

If you dont have the capitol you can do this with options too, but make sure you only buy ones that have at least 45 days left and are delta .7 or more, ideally on a low volatility stock (not TSLA)

Another day another $ARWR rip upwards. Get on the gainz train with me boys.

>>9873117
>I don't want to be greedy
Why?

>>9873171
to clarify I was in on TSLA going nuts upside this month before hearing about this podcast, the podcast just raises targets

buckle up boys is about to get wikkid heqtiq up in here

5 minutes until "Golden bulls win again" the show

>tfw a failing Californian power utility company is 10% of my portfolio right now

what are the chances it hits my stop loss gets triggered after the FED decision comes out?

>>9873084
Look in the suburbs of Houston. They got hit hard even though the had less rain. Anywhere between there and the Louisiana border was flooded. Just stay away from Port Arthur cause it’s badically Somalia.

>>9873254
yes

>>9872978
I want to try to drink one some day.

>>9873254
utilities bounce when?

here we go

>>9873287
I think utilities will start to break at the end of the year when tech slows down. They will attract those looking for "safe" stashes.

How are the FEDS going to affect my REEEEEEEEEITS?

got straddle on vol
short SLV
short EEM

what else?

>>9873254
I must've had a stroke while writing that post.

heh....

Lol that dunk. Get ready to buy the dip.

>speccing out Server racks for work
>AMD EPYC server is second on the sellers list

AMD is truly gonna make it lads

>>9873278
Bangs root beer? Its good with time

>>9873321
its gonna be good prolly

did we win?

4 hikes

oh shit
4 hikes looking likely
bonds getting the brunt of it

wew

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES MY BANK STOCKS ARE MOONING

Anyone who buys NFLX is a fucking retard

>>9873396
netflix has an endless supply of retards though.

>>9873264
>Look in the suburbs of Houston. They got hit hard even though the had less rain
do you live far from there? how bad are the houses? i'm very interested in this.. i just told my friend when he walked in the door that we're going to houston to flip houses and he said lets do it.. whats the return looking like? is there a certain area that you think would be best? (northwest, north east, south east, south west.. etc)

Maybe I'll just turn my computer off and not look at my brokerage account until next week...

BAC AND C WENT STRAIGHT THE FUCK UP
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>9873390
weird how the keep doin that
fuckin US treasury has got you back i guess

A rate hike, excellent news for dow

>>9873414
thats honestly a fine FOMC coping technique. and it usually works desu

i think i did that my first time, when i didnt know what was happening

>>9873437
oh....

>>9873413
I’m driving right now but when I get to my next job site I’ll type it out.

Shorting TSLA is too expensive right now because everyone is doing it. You can't afford the interest on the shares. Get out while you can.

>>9873488
is anyone in here shorting tsla?

looks like weedmemes are too stoned to realize theres anything happening

>>9873501
no

>>9873372
Should I sell off my GNMA mutual fund? Not larping here

>>9873574
i dont know m8. i dont know enough about that style of investing to give you an honest answer and i dont wanna fuck up your portfolio by being a retarded faggot

>>9873574

>>9873488
I’m not feeling risky enough to play in those waters. I’ll just hold my AMD.

>>9873591
Thx for honesty. I just bought VFIIX a million years ago as a "hedge", I didn't know what the hell I was buying then and I don't know why I'm still holding it now

>>9873481
i'm about to head out of the house.. next time you see me in here let me know what you think is the best area.. i want a good area that can go for alot.. not anywhere that you think might get over ran with blacks. i'm going to be looking into it

>>9873629
i do that sometimes. like how i have a fifth of my portfolio in chinese bonds rn
cant for the life of me remember what i was thinking at the time. it worked out nicely, but still

>tfw you also bought TBT

TLT price barely moved. priced in?

>>9873680
good job anon
looks like short term yields got the bigger yield boost, but that also means people are gonna be less likely to buy up longterm ones, so it might continue to fall

>>9873702

> barely moved
Can someone correnct me that if TLT moves hard that means apocalypse is happening? I wasthingking bonds weren;'t supposed to move that fast.

I got $500, what do I all in right now?

>>9873702
it fell pretty fast for bonds m8

but look at the yield curve right now. were flat as fucking SHIT right now. the hit went to short term notes and bills. not good

remember how i was saying central bankers arent quite sure what theyre doing?
but the US treasury pumped the everloving christ out of financials again so everything is fine goyim. BUY (but unironically, theyre propping it up rn for at least a little while longer, so actually go long prolly)

>>9873743
thats what happens when the FED pulls their magic lever. bonds have risk in their pricing that relates to interest rates. long terms more so.

however, for whatever reason, the short term ones were the ones that got annihilated

>>9873766
Invest all of it into CGC and CRON

>>9873766
Sushi

>>9873766
disregard >>9873778
and put it all in aphria
APH.CA or APHQF

>>9873766
I dont know, Deans Food?

>>9873766
Set an order for HMNY at $0.25 and be patient.

>>9872928

We are at the point in the economic cycle where everything OTHER than houses gets more expensive

You could also dabble in grains: the wheat harvest is pretty fucked this year, so grain futures will be golden

>>9873816
why is the wheat harvest fucked this year

>>9873799
>posting diluted milk
>not choco drank
It's so good for you, it can't be legally labeled as milk!

>>9873565
What's happening?

>>9873672
I feel like the fact that I'm not the only one who does this, has some deeper significance wrt how markets really operate

Im fucking mooning hardcore
Already up 0.5%
Banks just took another leg up mother fucker

>>9873799
A lot of people eat food, some every day even. It makes sense to invest in something thats so popular.

>>9873799
>>9873856
Buy Dean's now, to get a Lambo later.

>>9872903
im with ya on oil but im short metals overall while rates rise
got any uranium producers? im feeling a new arms race coming on desu

>>9873860
lo IQ may be a meme, but its also not wrong

>>9873867
yeah I love food

>>9873875
The non-white population (people that are not lactose intolerant) is rapidly declining in the US. I just don't see it a sound long-term investment.

>>9873854

Droughts in Northern Europe
Bad weather in Russia https://www.reuters.com/article/us-russia-grains-forecast/russian-2018-grain-crop-estimate-slashed-by-two-leading-forecasters-idUSKCN1J50HH
US isn't doing its best either

>>9873906
https://www.swansonvitamins.com/dairy-lactose-formulas

Fuck blue chip. Waste of time

>>9873906
Hater

Did anyone see that massive buy spike that just fucked all the shorts?

>>9873895

Energy Fuels
Cameco
Uranium Participation Corp for the broad exposure to price rises

>>9873922
What did you expect? Blue chips are for people who already have money.

>>9873801
I think taking your money outside and using it to start a fire would be a more efficient use of your money.

>>9873922
Fuck you

this is a bit more hawkish than expected thats for sure. im thinking down at 3

>>9873943
do you know if any of these are burger broker friendly?
also, thanks

Power hour is going to Launch the NASDAQ to 1% + or more

>>9873957
I know it's hard to believe, but HMNY is still going to drop another 40% before it recovers.

>>9873961

Energy Fuels is an American company, and Cameco is dual-listed in both Canadian and American dollars

>>9873994
Why would HMNY ever recover though?

>>9874028
Short squeeze. It would literally only take a single Wall Street millionaire to kick it off.

I want to gamble so badly on earnings today on TLRD. All retail seems to be popping at earnings, but my better judgement tells me not to be retarded.

Hey Big5guy, for $LCI should I get calls or long the stock?

>>9873994
>recovers

>>9873922
think of it like trench warfare
they have their uses

>>9874039
Why in God’s earth would they do such a thing?

>>9874058
I'll see you FOMOing in at $2.50 right before it drops again.
>>9874081
To make money.

>>9874039
well lets call one up
anyone know any?

>>9874095
Wouldnt buy that shit with your mother's prostitution pay. Bad business plan on a failing company with a shyster Jew CEO = NOPESVILLE. Enjoy riding that horse all the way to delisting.

>>9874045
I'd get an FD in your steed but that IV is ridiculous for June 15 calls

>>9874145
>FD
what does it mean ?

>>9874045
do not take options gambles going into ER if the IV is high. this is very important

who /sweaty palms/ here

>>9874145
>>9874163
Very good to know.

Elon musk shitting on nig reporter

Elon Musk

Verified account

@elonmusk
Follow Follow @elonmusk
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Replying to @korihale @Tesla and 2 others
We use less than 3% cobalt in our batteries & will use none in next gen

https://twitter.com/korihale/status/1006607291746082816

TSLA TO SPIKe UP UP UP UP

NO COBALT IN NeXT GEN BAtTERY

BATTERY BREAKTHROUGH

ALERT

BATTERY BREAKTHROUGH

TLSA MOOON

GET ON NOW

375
375
375

THIS IS NOT A JOKE

NON-COBALT BATTERY

>>9874149
Faggot's delights - more of a wallstreetbets term. Basically weekly expiration options

ALERT

TSLA TWEET
ELON MUSK ALERT

NO COBALT IN NEXT GENERATION BATTERY

This is more evidence elon has a battery breakthrough

>>9874186
Thx senpai

https://twitter.com/korihale/status/1006607291746082816

17 min ago

Elon Musk Tweets

"we have a battery breakthrough"
"No cobalt"

TSLA will have the lowest cost battery in the world by far. Revolutionary.

The battery business is TSLA's fucking true competitive edge and they are about to go huge.

dollar winding up for a homerun swing

>>9874175
yea i did that once, guessed right, and still ended up w a 50% loss. vega is a thing and going into ER is usually one of the more volatile times for retail memes

seriously

if you aren't long tesla right now you are fucking 120 or lower IQ

this is the most easy money month ever. Even at 340 you will get upside,

this tweet will circulate, stock pops.

low IQ people don't understand he literally just said we had a battery breakthrough

>>9874217
>>9874197
>>9874179
I can't wait to see the TSLA short thesis fuckers of Seeking Alpha getting rekt with no lube with a handful of sand

MACK doing a thing

If commiefag is still here I want to know how he defines equal moral worth in order to understand how the argument follows from it and if I can agree with the premise or not.

A 19 TRILLION-DOLLAR ECONOMY, AN ECONOMY THAT'S THE ENVY OF THE WORLD EEQUITY CAPITAL MARKETS THAT ARE THE ENVY OF THE WORLD FOLLOWING THOSE RULES, I EXPECT PEOPLE TO FOLLOW THEM. SIR? >> [INAUDIBLE QUESTION FROM AUDIENCE--AWAY


ETH and others BTFO bye bye mutts

>>9874276
FUNDRAISING WHEN YOU'RE OFFERING SECURITIES. MUCH OF WHAT I HAVE SEEN IN THE "I CO" SPACE IS A SECURITIES OFFERING. IT IS RAISING MONEY FOR A PROJECT WHERE I GIVE YOU MY MONEY, YOU GIVE ME SOME TYPE OF RIGHT BACK THAT REFLECTS A RETURN ON A PROJECT, THAT'S' SECURITIES OFFERING. I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH MORE CLEAR I CAN BE ABOUT IT. THERE ARE 2 WAYS TO DO IT, YOU CAN DO A PRIVATE PLACEMENT OR A PUBLIC OFFERING. WE'VE BUILT A 19 TRILLION-DOLLAR

Hurry! Its time to pump!

>>9872690
I went all in on defense and am getting fucked with this Korean shit.

This market is fucking lurching like a 2 month old zombie.


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Tesla’s Elon Musk said on Wednesday that it had managed to beat other leading battery makers by reducing the amount of cobalt with its own battery chemistry.

“We think we can get the cobalt to almost nothing,” Mr Musk said.


>Elon tweets, we have 0% cobalt battery
NO MOVEMENT

you can still get in.

ALERT

>>9874314
Hold tight. The media is going to double down on war fear mongering in the next couple months.

How long are yall holding AMD

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Cells used in Model 3 are the highest energy density cells used in any electric vehicle,” Tesla said in its first quarter earnings release. “We have achieved this by significantly reducing the cobalt content per battery pack while increasing nickel content and still maintaining superior thermal stability.”
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Cells used in Model 3 are the highest energy density cells used in any electric vehicle,” Tesla said in its first quarter earnings release. “We have achieved this by significantly reducing the cobalt content per battery pack while increasing nickel content and still maintaining superior thermal stability.”
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1006968985760366592

put 2 and 2 together

>>9874256
Looks like it just finished its thing

>>9874351
$40 is my sell point sometime near EOY.

>>9874371
you think it will reach $40?

>>9874409
Yes. In the next 6 months.

If you have a weak hand, pick a pullback point like when it hits $20, if it gets back to $16 you will sell. Don't miss the run, be bullish on AMD rest of year.

>>9874409
Use my tsla prediction to help gauge things.

I'm predicting 375-400+ TSLA the next 35 days.

>>9874431
reasons?

>>9874333
must be priced in already

>>9874464
don't ask, he'll just call you low IQ

>>9874473
slow uptake

>what's cobalt? isn't that a color?

>>9874464
dont

>>9874464
stay away from AMD lol

>>9874479
And that we cannot comprehend his internal cognitive models kek

>>9874464
to decode such thoughts would take me hours and would be unintelligible to you.

The answer is by exploring the end-state solution space at the same time and finding that it matched with $40.

>>9874464
You're asking for a sperg out, it's the same as criticizing ALT when talking to Big5cuck

Picked up my GLD long yesterday at its low and sold today on the exact high, I feel good /smg/.

>he hasn't invested in grocery stores
people gotta eat

what I would recommend, is just holding onto AMD and picking a good enough low point you won't sell while it continues a year long run up.

At least hedge on the fact it will have a great 6 months possibly. Take risk with a slightly bullish attitude as compared to where you are before and accept the helpful gains.

>>9874529
Not according to communists.

>>9874529
the only grocery store id ever put money in (wegmans) isnt publically traded. and i dont think they have any plans to go public anytime soon. but that store fucking PRINTS money, and theyre expanding FAST

good short right now for SLV
dont think thats gonna stay up desu

Based ROAD building a highway to the moon

>>9874529
I wish ALDI was a publicly traded company

>>9874596
APOLOGIZE TO AUTISM INCORPORATED

>>9874529
theyve been slow bleeding
exept for costco because its Buffet Backed
I think Kroger has a chance

the slow brains are starting to understand TSLA's tweet

+3 now.

One of the interesting things is the time-delay between my thoughts and when the market acts. It's important to realize I'm ahead and actually semi-underestimate the upsides.

who else 0.5 liter per day here

>>9874572
>work for publix
>part time
>still gave me free stock anyway because Based Publix
>$1200 worth of free stock
wegman's ain't the only player on the block

But there's whispers on the wind now that they've ousted all of the Jenkins from the Publix Board that they might try going public

+3.7 now

everyone who wants to learn just watch TSLA stock the rest of the day

low IQ braintards

>>9874619
kroger is the shittiest knock off version of wegmans imaginable

they will be destroyed once wegmans conquers the western front

>>9874670
Krogers own ralphs though, you cant compete with ralphs presence

>>9874630
>drops as soon as you post this
lol

reeeee banks have gone back down
It was a fake!

ya know, i like the goy chair. he really has a nice way of speaking where he doesnt over-complicate things. i appreciate it

>>9874690
kek

>>9872615
The /biz/ BGFV shill paid off. Congrats anons I am sorry for doubting you

>>9874594
Agreed, opened one with a sexy theta and delta

>>9874513
>ALT
Wonder if this guy killed himself

>>9874513
I can't wait for TSLA AMD fag to get BTFO like the ALT and AMRS guys. Those guys never shill anymore

>>9874853
i'm still long amrs, i sold at the highs and rebought a dollar low. but i'm willing to wait awhile while sales makes up for poor cash flow

>>9874731
told ya so

>>9874853
BUY AMRS

>>9874853
>I can't wait for TSLA AMD fag to get BTFO
He's not even in a position to get BTFO because he owns like 2 shares of AMD and can't even afford a TSLA share.

>>9874806
though i will admit that the dollar isnt performing exactly as i expected. i still think its gonna go for another retard run at some point though

No podcast today, I'm getting everything ready for the live stream on Friday
NO MISTAKES

You bought the Nintendip right anon?

>>9874912
godspeed comfy

>>9874912
make sure you have an interview ready for Warren Buffet

>>9874912
Are you still in the middle of the potato fields ?
Did you make friends with some country hicks ?

>>9874879
give it till next quarter ER desu

i got some sept calls, but thats all the exposure to them i need right now

>>9874912
Yessss, make sure to link to your twitch

I should have loaded up twice as much when it was 12.02 a few days ago but D A M N

>>9875007
don't fomo
wait for a pull back
load up until it hits $16

Small short squeeze happening on TBP. The same broker that was mass dumping a couple weeks again is now mass buying. I interpret that as a short covering.

>>9874958
>>9874879
One good thing having a portuguese CEO is he has access to networks from lusophone countries (Brazil and Portugal).

I don't think it is by chance that he obtained a grant from the Portugal government.

>>9875051
Oh yeah I'm watching it like a hawk, going to accumulate the shit out of it

>>9875149

I'm expecting a bunch of market-on-close buys from this/these guy(s) coming up in a couple minutes here.

so whaddya guys think the tutes are gonna do after the bell?
sell on the news that 4 hikes is likely?
if i had a gorillion dollars in equities, and i saw that yield "curve" id start to sweat

>>9875169
May I ask why did you buy it ?

ended day +0.11% and all time highs

Set an order for HMNY at $0.27.

well nasdaq was strong despite a fed shitpostening, there was nothing the FOMC said that wasnt expected.

>>9875202
When a crash happens, it is always from something a bunch of smart guys haven't seen.
The rate hike has been monitored and backtested to hell by every quant in the financial world.

You have to look for elsewhere for a crash catalyst imo

I said here several months ago when Powell was nominated as the FED shiposted in chief. Trump and the FED want to deleverage softly the economy. Markets are tuned to move sideways for sometimes.

>>9875243
i want a creamsicle nao

>>9875265
>there was nothing the FOMC said that wasnt expected.
?
they announced that it was likely that a fourth hike was coming, and they removed the lovey dovey "we expect fed funds to stay flat or go down" message from the report

not to mention that hike just ended up flattening the curve even more

Yay

>>9875357
fake drop sweetie

new when

>>9875410
too hard right now

>>9875410

will make one now. Just a sec.

>>9875543

Oh wait, somebody beat me to it. Here:

>>9875541

>>9875541

>>9875541

>>9875564

or not? Alright will resume making new thread.

what happened? Wheres the new thread??

No I fucked up
I forgot the previous thread link

SHAMEFUR DISPRAY

NEW THREAD

>>9875598

>>9875598

>>9875598

>>9875598

>>9874830
> 800 shares
Not anhero level but still must have hurt. ouch

>>9875223
Looks like it had nice support at 12 and it's a decent company behind it