/biz/ - Business & Finance

Did she explain why is it bad? I do the same lol.

>>9857517
What the fuck even is this board anymore?

Bumping for interest

>>9857548
STRONG BUY SIGNAL

>>9857548
bear market son
during the bull this shit was even worse.

>that 30yo boomer with urinary incontinence

>>9857531
is this sexual ?

>>9857548
hello buy esper$ yobit sir please and thanks

>>9857517
larp. this would lead to little bits of paper stuck to your dick. no man would consistently do this. wiping after you pee is for girls.

>>9857517
thx just sold 50k

>>9857517
Your doctor likes to taste urine juices when she sucks cock.

>>9857627
enjoy your dirty dick that stinks after a few hours.

>>9857517
I do the same, squeeze the dick moving foresking a few times to make sure there is nothing left, then wipe the tip with a clean piece of TP, I've been doing it since I remember, no dick problems whatsoever. Your dr is a stupid roastie, tell her that

>>9857517
i too have after-dribble but never did i care to take action, just the past few weeks, since i got a job, i started using toilet paper but it sticks sometimes

>>9857517
Start doing kegel exercises

"she said"

>he doesn’t use the “it’s just water from washing my hands” excuse after piss dribbling in his pants leaving visible spots

>>9858269
usually have to squat my way from the urinal to the sink to avoid this

>>9857517

You get horned skin and less sensation.
I just sling my dick to get the drops out but whatever you, whipping or slinging, the last drop goes in your pants anyway.

There isn't even toilet paper on pissuars, wtf how do you wipe anyway?

>don't wear underwear because way too hot
>go for a pee
>zip up and tuck in
>go to wash hands
>notice a massive wet spot on my crotch from dribble
>purposely splash water all over myself to cover it up
>h-hehe the sink in the men's is crazy

>>9858522
>using pissuars
what are you, a fucking chad?

>>9858591
Dont worry anon, everyon knows you peed your pants. Tell me thats not the first thing you thought of if someone came out like that

>>9858656
Kek.
Only use them when I'm really full of piss so I can start within the first seconds. Otherwise I can't even start pissing on pissuars.
Anyway think logically!!
If pissuars don't offer toilet paper you are not supposed to wipe you penis after pissing. Easy logic

>>9857610
i buy this shit and forget, i invest $100 1-2 years ago

>>9858695
Yeah but I guess it's the veneer of plausible deniability that gives me some comfort.

>>9858718
real gentlemen have a cloth napkin

> Not having a cool dance move to shake it out.
> Not using your hand to wipe and then wash it off.

>>9857517
What the fuck does she know? Does she have a cock?

>>9858862
this guy shakes

>>9858862
why do a whole dance when you can just wiggle your willy?

Let get down to the real /biz/ lads.

In and around the house yourself you can get away with a quick shake and ignore the dribble down the inside of your leg.

In general company you need to give it a wipe with toi toi paper and make sure you're leaving no piss marks, because that looks fucking retarded.

At any time there is a slight possibility of somebody else going anywhere near your dick the whole fucking game changes. Here's my preferred method for non Jews.

>wipe your dick with tp
>wash your dick if possible, if not possible take some damp tp with a spot of soap on it into the cubicle
>after cleaning let that fucker dry and I don't mean just wipe it dry you gotta stand there with your foreskin pulled back and either blow on it or use a fucking hair dryer. Any dampness (especially piss) is going to start reeking due to bacteria build up.

If you're going out buy a small bottle of hand sanitizer or pocket pack of sterilising baby wipes and perform the above in the fucking cubicle (spaz bogs is best) or toilet every single fucking time.

Also wash your fucking asshole with soap if you take a shit.

>>9857517
>>9857531
What the fuck is worn with you? Don't fucking put a piece of dirty toilet paper on your penis, you disgusting basedboys. Just shake after it stops leaking pee

>>9859437
wrong*
shake until*

>>9857627
>>9858122
wtf kind of shitty toilet paper do you guys have, like seriously what century are you stuck in

>>9859350
>washing everything with soap, drying skin out and destroying the natural bacteria that keep your skin safe

defo not gonna make it

just dab the tip of your dick with a single sheet wtf

>>9859454
id prefer tapping my penis with a cloth rather than looking like a fapper when im shaking it

>>9857517
I always put my dick in the sink and fully wash it with water after pissing

This should explain everything op

>>9857517
/B/ told me to push under my ball sack after and it drains your piss tube (not the correct name). Works a treat been doing it for years now! Game changer..... Who would imagine anything of use could be learnt on B!

>>9857517
So like what do you do at a public urinal if the stalls are full so you can't piss like a woman?

>>9858122
I just sling my dick over my shoulder and call it a day

>>9858269
>>9858591
You know you can just like grab a piece of paper towel/handcloth and quickly rub the spot and the heat and dryness will make it go away in like 30 secs

>>9858844
this

>>9860453
I do a 360 and walk right out

>>9860453
This is why you wear diaper for emergency situations like this.

having a penis absorbent would be an elegant way to avoid sticky situations

>>9857531
kek started fapping