/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for Aphria

Could HRB pull a PLAY today after the earnings call?
Or is it already priced in?

Companies i can invest in with like 30$ and just let it sit, stew, and make 3000% profit?

It's got to be a green day!

>>9851489
>2018
>Asuka posting

>>9851489
Seconded for green

>>9851489
G R E E N

Inb4 Trump Rally 2.0 starts tomorrow

Intel attempting to minimize server market share loss. Trying to keep AMD under 20%.
Even 10% would be a large jump from the 1% AMD currently has.

>>9851458
dare + hmny + igc

this portfolio long term will 400-1000% by 2020. Perhaps as soon as q4 2018. The following is just a suggestion

do 20% igc on the next low
do 30% hmny (or 100% today then sell the peak of the rally)
do 50% dare when it hits closer to a dollar again.

Take care

hello /smg/. i would like you ask you a question

is it possible to be a permabear in this current climate? are there any anons in this general that make money purely off shorting stock, buying puts, ect, where these plays make up most of your portfolio?

>>9851619
Will take your advice. godspeed brother

>>9851646
I suppose you could short stocks that are weak but growing purely because of the general bullrun. You could wait until you see a dip coming possibly due to Trump antics or just something in the news. Sounds super risky when there's easy bull money though.

>>9851396
BRONALD BLUMF HAS BLESSED THIS DAY AS GREEN, THANK YOUR EMPEROR.

>>9851650
RIP

>>9851673
Retarded normies, leftists and media are against Emperor Trump
That must mean he is someone good

>>9851646
i haven't figured it out. seems a lot harder.
You could try shorting penny stocks, but low liquidity, and if they go bankrupt you could still end up losing money i hear.
then you could try selling unprofitable companies like Tesla, but you lose anyway.
then there was that time the S&P dropped 7 points in a day, but who predicted the right day correctly?
did anyone open shorts on GE. seems like that's the best kind of deal. Huge company hiding lots of warts, then they get discovered and you just short the trend.

>>9851616
Does AMD have any server-oriented CPU ?

>>9851646
You could ruin my life while also making money on HMNY.

>>9851840
EPYC

I'm super fucking druck and super fucking deep in LCI and about to get deeper. This company looks really great, i really can't get enough

>>9851700
>what did he mean by this?

>>9851616
>AMD
Hi guys, my first post to /smg/ after lurking for two months.
You are talking on AMD, but what is your opinion on the shorting opportunity on INTEL? - from technical perspective it is just breaking down from a massive long term rising wedge, pic related.
I was a fag and took screenshot with my paper trading trying to hear your opinions (I am new into stock trading, decided to dedicate 1 hour each day to learning risk management, trading psychology, FA and mainly TA and + 1h each day for DD and paper-trade for 1yr before going in with my own money on InteractiveBrokers trading CFDs (I am europoor)).
thanks for your opinions on that rising wedge on INTC

>Kalray being green
>Soitec on discount
I definitely should stay in electronics

>>9851909
That there is a 90% chance your thirty bucks is gonna become ten bucks.

>>9851921
I don't short, got burned once 4 years ago. But just to give you some input. The way you actually trade will most always be different with real money unless you have a will of steel.

>>9851905
> Short Ratio 23.39
jesus christ what happened? and this stock hasn't moved in 3 months that's so weird

>>9851909
Once you start taking /smg/'s advice, your money is as good as gone.

>>9851977
Unless if they listen to AUIC's recommendation

>pic related

>>9851977
Better not invest in RDY then. Cause I'm putting 2.5k into it when the markets open.

>>9851957
thanks, about that willpower is what I noticed from reading of experienced traders. I believe even the best TA is only 10% of trading success (max 15%), risk management 30% (i also consider TA mainly as a tool of RM) and 60% of trading success is the trading psychology - "simply" this iron will to follow and execute according to the 40% (TA + RM).

I don't think you should completely ditch shorting as a complementary strategy after one bad experience. -Even the obviously best setup alone can wreck you if you do not have experience using it at least 10-15 times. -success will come with good setup setup + experience using that particular setup. Gain that experience with new kind of setup on paper trading, not on real money, that's the catch ;)

but I am just newfag

>>9852021
What's so good about this street shitter med stock?

What websites do you guys use to get information? Like very specific information on a specific stock. Yahoo Finance only gives you so much.

>>9851840
I heard it's basically the whole reason that they've bumped back development on gaming chips.
They've definitely had some luck getting into cloud data centers recently (which is core server side CPU market share)

>>9852046
I decided that if I could grow a 40k account to 100k I would try it again. I've been learning how to ride a bull for 6 years, someday I may learn how to dance with the bear.

>>9852047
Its a pretty huge company? It's not gonna be a multibagger, its just deeply discounted and has put a ton of its money into development the last few quarters. It doesn't always work out, but I like to place small bets on companies who have faltered somewhat in the past but continue to invest in themselves where it matters.

>>9852051
WSJ
thepatternsite.com for learning about TA and FA

Otherwise, my phone's news feed for *some* stuff, but I get much more picky with it.
Robinhood's feed is basically straight seekingalpha (shit -- literally anyone can submit), some zerohedge (alright -- good for challenging your bullish positions), and Yahoo finance (alright)

I really like WSJ though. I pay for it.

>>9852075
I fucking hate seekingalpha.

>>9851905
You might want to sober up and sleep on that.
I don't know shit about the company or that trade, but generally giving it at least a solid day of restraint helps me stay rational when I'm super enthusiastic about something.
I'll just write down all my thoughts and let them sit so that I don't get a case of the "irrational exhuberance"

>>9851646
Here's my opinion on shorting:
On average, the market goes up.
If you go long, on average, you'll make money.
Thus, shorters are fighting a more uphill battle.
Additionally, true shorting (not put options) has unlimited downside -- you can lose more than the stock is worth if it does some shit like triple overnight.
This actually happened to some poor dumbass that shorted a company right before Martin shkreli took it over after hours.

>>9852081
I know.
Several on here do.
I wasn't recommending it. It was more of a caution that robinhood's feed contains horse-shit.

Realistically, if i put all my money into hmny would i turn a good profit by the end of the year? Its dirt cheap rn.

>>9852134
You might end up living in a box 'neath an overpass blowing greasy men for enough money to buy bread and bologna.

But you might also wind up rich. Filthy, powerfully rich.

>>9852134
NO.
Dude, it's run by a guy with dual citizenship to Israel. This is some DRYS shit.
I don't hate jews, but when the previous fact is combined with an article that I've read stating that he's set up currently to go bankrupt in other 2 months, I think this could be one happy merchant that strongly conforms to the stereotype

>>9852134
>>9852173
Powerfully rich. Like a millionaire dude. Get rich quick, with one easy step.

>>9852134
DON'T PUT ALL YOUR MONEY INTO IT, PLEASE.

>>9852210

>>9852072
I would normaly point out it is a poo-in-loo curry nigger scam company

But a very brief study of their metrics and financials piqued my curiosity
Albeit their profits are shrinking, RDY is still healthily profitable.
Besides, it is based in india which is a huge market.

In my experience, it is not easy for foreign drug companies to establish a foothold. It will be very interesting if RDY had a big chunk of the pajeet market.

I don't know if it is a buy yet, but I think it may be worth your time and effort to do research on RDY imo

>>9852288
I'm the first to avoid the Poos, but even Poos need medicine. I mean, they literally live in their own poo.

>>9852307
I bet North Korea really needs medicine.

>>9852307
I am willing to bet they will eventually get rich enough and tired enough of dying from shit disease

Is the Qualcomm NXP merger dead now that Senate blocked the Trump ZTE deal?

>>9851396
Is there some sort of "how to" guide to getting started in trading? I'd like to start but I'm completely new

>>9852656
Investopedia will get you started. Just read a lot of articles and google everything else. The options guide is really good in the OP.

>>9852656
search free videos on youtube from Adam Khoo, he is best at explaining basics you need, solid fundamentals of technical analysis, trading psychology AND mainly risk management to noobs. start with this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slBxM4J3BEA and continue through his playlist. Do not go for his pay webinars,he has enough material for free on his channel. for advanced,
then go to the thepiratebay torrent site and search for 'steve nison megapack', you will get about 12 hours of top notch webinar from the expert on candlestick charting and how it is blended with 'western' methods as support/resistance, patterns, trade management

good luck, you want more, ask me more, will be there to answer

good luck!

p.s.: are you amerimutt or europoor?

>>9852665
>>9852739
Thanks friendos.

>>9852739
Am burger

>>9852774
no problem, go learn and do not be greedy. you want to go into stock trading because you want to make money (doesn't we all?) but before you start making money you need to know how to trade well, money will follow. always focus on trading well, not on making money. greed (and fear) will otherwise bury you. trade well and money will follow

>>9852656
also get a book or pirate its pdf: technical analysis of financial markets. author is murphy

>>9852656
Trading will make you lose money over time. Buy and hold profitable companies, reinvest dividends.
>>9852307
Reminds me of a documentary I saw of antibiotics use in India. People use penicillin pills for colds and headaches

>>9851489
>>9851540
>ever having pictures of anime on your system
F
A
G
S

>>9851489
>>9851574
futures look red famalampai
Smells like the buy the rumours sell the news meme

>>9851619
>>9851650
DARE and IGC are basically coin flips at this point but their low price point makes the gamble less risky. On HMNY I would wait for that train wreck to find and hold a bottom before putting a dollar in. It may be on $.40 now or whatever it is but that shit has a better chance of hitting $0 than it does of $1

Should I buy $HEAR? Fortnite and pubg kiddies aren’t going anywhere.

>>9852945

This HMNY is done

Good morning /smg/! How was your night? I chilled out with a close friend and watched some E3 coverage. Got that leveraged to fuck SVXY call and some ROAD, WOOD, and EIX.

>>9853263
ROAD popped a little yesterday, I am happy on my call
MIDTEENS™

>>9853288
I wish I picked up more when it opened at 12.02 but oh well, we still on the gains train

>>9852945
>>9853229
I honestly think their 3 million subscribers has to be worth something to someone.
Holding long term cheap calls.

Luckily I didn't baghold them from 30's and just got in now.

>>9853263
the underage in this post is unbearable.
what a fucking retard lmao, "ROAD" KEK.
>e3
holy shit..

>>9853360
without being a shitcoin shill, ROAD is still under the radar
I think the stock will be traded within a narrow range
Accumulate if you believe in the power of the MIDTEENS™ meme

>>9853380

Is there a way to make robinhood not include my cash in my portfolio's value so I can just pay attention to the pure value of my stock?

Pls 4 2 day
Most solid potential down day in awhile!

>>9853397
Agreed

>>9853380
(You) it sure is summer alright.

>>9853442
yes
give it to me
I promise not to tell you the amount

T L T . P U T S
L
T

P
U
T
S

30Y treasuries down again in the futures market and flashing the absolutely classic across-the-board STRONG SELL pattern on the technical indicators on investing.com

Anybody else here /TLT puts/???

I am so fucking excited for this rate hike.

>>9853480
Is it time to open one or did I miss it already? I've been fucking around too much in other shit to pay attention

>>9853480
don't be greedy and take profit if you can senpai !

Jesus Christ.

>>9853497
The majority of the gains I've made over the last month (about 3800 bucks starting May 29th) have been from TLT puts.
>Pic related
The rate hike is tomorrow, but I'm almost literally gambling on whether it's priced in or not. I just want to ride it.

>>9853521
I've cut my contracts back from 32 to 20, and will probably dump more today.
I simply MUST keep some open for riding the actual hike though. It would be ungrateful not to.

>>9853532
You're late. I posted about that in the previous thread last night.
It's absolutely bullshit that somebody wrote that smut unironically and it wasn't in a tabloid / celeb gossip mag.
Fuck Jack Dorsey. He isn't even the dude that fucking founded Twitter.
If TWTR doesn't dump today off of Jack's absurd left-liberal moral triumphalism, Wall Street is a bunch of faggot ass pussies.

jnj puts y/n

>>9853582
Why is this shit acceptable "journalism" it's business insider not fucking Entertainment Tonight or TMZ

>>9851396
go long italy stocks, there's still a shitload to get back

is IQ in a bubble?

Does the market just pretend to price in things so it can stay flat on bad news but rise on good news?

>>9853752
Unironically yes.
With more and more niggers and less and less whites the global IQ is going down.

>>9853767
short knowledge
long AIDS

>>9853675
They have the audacity to throw up that paywall if you see them enough, as if it's truly deserving of a subscription.
I'm going to filter them from my phone's newsfeed. They're clearly not what they pretend to be.

>>9853752
I think many Chinese tech stocks are -- HUYA, BILI, IQ -- and they might be what gets shaken out when the federal reserve announces their carpet bombing on Wednesday.
I'm sure as fuck not buying puts tho (The IV is probably ridiculous anyways)

tfw too brainlet to understand stock options

what can I use to paper trade

>>9853833
Core CPI data just came out
After a very quick peruse, it seems inflation is rather high
Market will think the FED will take a more hawkish stance, meaning probable more rate hikes than planned

BONDS GETTING CRUSHED AGAIN ???

>>9854017
And USD moon

I think I am getting to the market's logic on eco data interpretation

>>9854017
FUCK YEAH.

Implications of Trump meeting? South Korean markets barely moved.

Anybody else balls deep in BWEN

>>9853983
Paper and pen.

>>9854052
A whole bunch of nothing

>>9853983
Resources:
>theoptionsguide.com
>Investopedia
>optionsplaybook.com
Your first few options should be with only money that you are 100% ready to lose ALL of.
Short term options will fuck you with "theta decay"
Paper trading hardly prepares you for the real thing.
I only made 2 or 3 huge options plays in the last few months. I'd much rather just stick with stocks though... options are much easier to lose money on. I only use them heavily when I have a fucking ton of conviction.

>>9854050
It seems bonds are dumped and investors are using the money to pump the stocks

First

>>9851396
FOMOing on IQ today. Wish me luck!

>>9854245
get fucked by the yellow chink dicks faggot

>>9854254
chinks have made me. I live and die by the chink

>>9854176
Yeah, I think they're kind of inversely correlated the majority of the time.
One pumps when the other dumps.

>>9854245
>day before rate hike
Good luck!

All these green dildos

hey does anyone know when the FED shitpost is this week?

>>9854318
oh so its tomorrow then?

>he fell for the crash meme

>>9854391
>he fell for the crash meme
its still to be decided desu. weve been going sideways for months now (aside from tech)

>>9854318
>>9854254
1965 shares. im all in boys

>>9854455
>he bought ?
>scam him

>that nigger shilling Tesla yesterday
Thanks

>>9854455
"cheannaigh sé? dumpáil é."

ANON WHY

>>9854386
Correct.
So I have no idea what this guy's on about:
>>9854391
And then, it looks like from January/February that it could even take a few days for equities to react.

Thoughts on ticker RH?

>that feel when you open a long

>>9852134
It's like you want to get bogged.

Hmmm... I wonder where Nikkei bro is :^)

>>9851737
I shorted GE from $24 down to $17, made some decent money on it in a fairly short amount of time.

>>9854565
Isn't he fond of taking trader naps ?

>>9854542
Im terrifed of keeping my longs open for tomorrow. Help me senpai

Fucking drumpffff just took a big shit on my defense-heavy portfolio

>>9854575
That's ok senpai
We are all riding on Buffett-sama's shoulders here

>>9854586
f

>>9854565
Im going back to sleep

this is your last chance to buy IQ before it gets too expensive.

>>9854542
of all days, why today? were almost certainly going nowhere until after the shitpost. MAYBE +1% today. MAYBE

>>9854530
i think its just his meme desu. he posts it everyday.
crazy how after all of this noise the past few months, QQQ is siting right at its ATHs again. fucking impossible to tell which way were going in the near term yet

>>9854608
i went 30% of my assets in. am I gonna make it?

>>9854597
>all down pretty much 1%
well thats about as bad as it gets with consumers, i guess. im betting youll get a bump tomorrow on FED noise tho

>>9854648
>all in
>one day before the shitpost

>>9851436
Is there a chance?

>>9854659
JUST.

SUNRUN IS IN ANOTHER MOON MISSION

>>9854648
?am I gonna make it?

yes all the investors on it are very optimistic and bullish.

>>9854597
Maybe not /priced in/?
lol
I'm not super worried though. I cashed out a lot of it.

>>9854565
scoops, you still short bonds? im trying to decide whether i want to take up a position today while the vol is low. normally dont like playing them INTO the shitpost, as they can get really wild

>>9854650
kekus maximus. That;s smg for ya

>>9854659
>implying a shitpost can stop it

it only has very small dips and it goes up very quickly again. this is not your average passive stock

>>9854710
how do you mean? nikkeis thesis is longterm. im sure a red day for the consumers sector isnt even a blip on the map

also, take a look at SRC again goys. back below 8 and in time for yall to get in before the ex-div. i
would think realty exposure would be bullish given an expected hike

anybody elses level2 fucking up on BGFV?

>>9854818
>he fell for his own meem
Filtered

What are some good pot stocks to look into now that Canadian legalization is definitely going through this year?

>>9854818
What platform?

>>9854818
TD Ameritrade? Their level 2 isn't working for me at all.

>>9854853
TYRN
Tyrone Your Fiendly Local Nigger Dealer Co.

>>9854857
Think or swim

>>9854865
yeah wtf

>>9854866
But Tyrone is going to be pushed out the market with legalization...

>>9854853
priced in

>>9854703
Yeah, I'm still short.
I've cut back on my position, but I'm going to keep at least something through the rate hike.
It just seems so ungrateful to not leave a tribute since it has given me several grand this last month.
Looking at January... I want to fucking ride this rollercoaster. I don't care if I lose a bit from it not happening.

I just dumped all my consumer non-cyclicals because I don't think those would actually be very protected against a rate hike anymore.
I think they protect well against recessions, but it sounds like dividends compete with bonds from what Nikkei bro told me last night.

so that BGFV.....

>>9854853
APHQF or APH.CA if ur a leaf.
iits a bit more calm than the others (which is nice, given how this week and last week have been), but its also much more established than many of the other plays. theyve been in the medical marijuana game for a while (and are well established there already), and have also spent a good deal of money (but not an insane amount like CRON) to make sure theyre ready to rock when legalization goes through.

its a similar play to CGC (the big one right now), but it hasnt had all the positive press that canopy has had, so theres a good deal of upside left (imo)

>>9854818
Move to TastyTrade for execuations and TOS for research.
This needs to be put in the OP sometime.

>>9854853
>priced in

None, do you seriously think that these weed companies have any real business acumen? They're just chumps who are trying to ride the meme with their shitty penny stocks.

Just cause it used to be illegal doesn't mean it will be a highly profitable market. Show me a solid business plan for any of these weed companies and I'll change my mind.

>>9852656
I woukd start with Youtube. Search for beginner videos with good number of views. Also check Preston Pysh. He has a series of video tutorials for beginners. His whole schtick is being like Buffett so know that going in

>>9854904
I mean TastyWorks

What in the FUCK does SNAP have to be happy about?
Chinese tech is getting it's ass pounded a bit today. Why would American shit tech be happy?

BGFV making me shit my pants AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Based BGFV, saving my portfolio

>>9854900
>>9854853
also
APHQF has not yet been listed on any exchanges in the states yet. so once that happens, im sure we can expect a good boost

>>9854900
Yeah I've been looking at APH but their price/earnings seems pretty high at least for 2018 and 2019. Decent for their projected earnings in 2020 though, better than a lot of other pot stocks.

>>9854894
>18% for the month
>40% for 3 months
Wow.

>>9854921
ill have to give it a try

>>9854874
TOS app is down.

>>9854942
No don't I misinterpreted your questions.

>>9854938
it's going to mid-teens...

>>9854894
This is fucking impressive dude

>>9854953
Today?

>>9854884
lel
its priced in so far as its not legal yet. once it IS legal, companies like CGC and APH.CA are gonna soar, as theyre already established in the game and theyve also been spennding a LOT in order to make sure theyre ready right out the gate. im steering clear of the more speculative ones for that very reason though. i think their gains will be underwhelming compared to the bigger compnies like aphria that ALREADY grow and sell pot in a medical context

>>9854934
>price/earnings seems pretty high at least for 2018 and 2019
this is that spending i was referring to. theyre spending NOW so that they arent caught with their pants down once legalization goes through.

its still quite tame compared to other companies in the sector like CRON

>>9854960
soon. it still has alot more shorts that need to cover..

>>9854959
its looking really good

>>9854953
I ain't selling until then, shorties can squirm while I hold these shares with a titan grip

I tried to help you biz

I tried to tell you my IQ

I tried mates

I'm sorry I didn't trick you all wiht saying I had inside info or some other manipulation trick.

I tried to help you biz

I tried to tell you my IQ

You should be thanking me for posting in biz and instead I get ignored when I explain what to do.

I tried mates

I'm sorry I didn't trick you all wiht saying I had inside info or some other manipulation trick.

TSLA 375

>>9854976
>I ain't selling until then
hell yeah nigga me too

>>9854973
Screencapping this for posterity

>>9855000 (shrekked)

>>9854504
Im in the thread again m8

How much did you buy?

I went in heavy.

>>9854923
Market's fucken irrational

>>9855000
CHECKED, BURN SHORTIES

>>9855000
>>9855033
CONFIRMED
We're going all the way

>>9855000
Waiting for a dip and stepping on

You may now freely sell your TWTR shares

I opened a small short just now

Cheers

>>9855046
just buy and add to momo

>>9855051
I literally just went all in on TWTR puts, will I be ok senpai?

>>9854565
Told people here early about GIS and BGS.

TSLA TSLA
TSLA TSLA

EAT S H I T BRAINLETS

tfw going to hit +100% by end of july

>>9855095
Yeah, I made money off them.
I just don't trust them to handle the rate hike after finding out the previous one was the cause of the dip

You are now safe to long GLD and VIX.

>>9855120
Their respective dips had more to do with acquisitions.

>>9855000
I set a limit buy at $9.50 :^)
>>9855046
There will be no dip

why didn't you listen

TSLA 375 boys
AMD 40 boys

It's literally happening.

I can explain TSLA really fucking easy

5k cars a week soon
Joe Rogan Podcast soon

both big big big news
we are at the end of a bad news tunnel hitting good news sun

Its a little late to get in but it's heading to 375

>>9854575
>>9854610
The market in irrationality mode atm

thinking about moving xmr and btc holding to something long term like EM bonds this new trading environment is boring as fuck

>TSLA 350 calls
hah hah hah

>>9851425
I got out of Aphria, that shit is getting too annoying.

>>9855167
fed shitpost, not buying gold and volatility for easy fucking money when shit starts swinging, is like why you're going to have to keep sucking dick.

>>9855146
>There will be no dip

It will be under $9 by EOD

There is nothing supporting this turd at these prices.

Also, under $8 by EOM

You guys are special kind of stupid

JD is heading back up today, I'm hoping to sell for $45+ during the June 18 sale hype.

>>9855167
lel
naw its in holding. were going sideways till tomorrow at 2 (or whenever the shitpost happens)

>>9855162
>screencapping yourself
see, its not your calls that are the problem. those have been accurate thus far. its the way you come across (especially in regards to the "my internal model tells me its going up and if you disagree ur IQ is room temp" bit. if you dont give atleast a reason, everyone assumes you are pajeet). i know i thought you were just a spammer/shitposter, and thus, disregarded it. i cant have been th only one to think this either.

you just gotta work on your shilling technique desu

>>9855167
Yeah, this range is boring as fuck, right along with the CB pump.

Why are you buying tech when shit's going to crash so hard in less than 30 hours? It's like you want to lose money.

>>9855201
This. This stock is a joke.

>>9855201
That's a paddlin'

ALL THE WAY

>>9855201
>doesn't know what a short squeeze on an undervalued stock is

stay clueless

>>9855200
100% chance of increase
Priced in months ago!

>>9855242
>you just gotta work on your shilling technique desu
Is it really my fault? I explain in simple ways sometimes. TSLA was very easy to predict. If I used the same strategies as anyone else i could explain it but I don't. I have to play this game from a unique competitive advantage (up over +50% since 2018 began.)

That competitive advantage is not based on easily transferred notions via language as I operate on a higher level than you all cognitively.

>>9855263
in any case it's not all that important that low IQ miss out. It's just funny and I'm gonna be bored of this stupid game in a few weeks most likely once I master it.

>>9855259
>implying this market isn't just being propped up on lil' kim papa trump circle jerk and everybody is actually going to get fucked for not longing gold and forgetting money is going to flow into bonds. hope your hospice stay is short.

>>9855088
Yeah i think so

It will take a week probably but im gonna cover in the high 30s, like 38 or so

If it moves the wrong way ill eat a loss above 45.50

>>9855274
what was your return last year?

>>9855291
one stock

NASDAQ:NVDA

>>9855245
Kek. Fucking this.
I told them, but some of them don't even comprehend what a rate hike is.
They think it already happened since I started calling it at the start of June or is priced in, meanwhile I've made several grand off this shit falling with massive momentum

>>9855291
There is no "last year" this person has probably been trading for 2 weeks. This is obviously a combination of larping and bait.

>>9855256

>thinks it's going to get short squeezed to the "mid-teens"

stay delusional, kid.

>>9855318
why wouldn't it? theres alot more going on with it then what meets the eyes

>>9855312
top lol

>post with sickening accuracy whenever I'm in these threads

>it's bait

>it's wrong

my cognitive capacity is above yours m8

>>9855311
Nah they're so delusional with their "priced in" meme, with out understanding who's actually pricing this shit it in.

>>9855311
>>9855245
At this point t would it be prudent to get a call on some bonds for when people start buying them up instead of riding the initial hike dump?

>>9855327
Screenshot portfolio or GTFO.

>>9855327
>my cognitive capacity is above yours m8
my cognitive capacity is above yours m8

>>9855198
youre gonna miss all of the fun lad. remember, successful investing often requires holding some bags. im telling you as soon as that shit gets listed in the US, its gonna fucking moon (legislation aside, but this will also be bullish). compare aphria to canopy, except aphria hasnt had all the positive snoop dog dudeweelmao420 press that canopy has had. both canopy an aphria are the ones that will be able to immediately capitalize on legalization. but look at CGC, then look at APH.CA. seems one has a bit more upside to it than the other

>>9855263
>Is it really my fault?
yes. you gotta take some time and explain shit or we all will think youre pajeet. its as simple as that. nothing personnel kid. this board is inundated with pajeet shills, so its just part of the way things are around here.

>That competitive advantage is not based on easily transferred notions via language as I operate on a higher level than you all cognitively.
see, this is what im talking about. theres dudes here who have well over 300k and they dont talk or act like this. if you wanna hang around and not get shat on, you should take what i said as constructive criticism. or dont, i dont give a shit.

>>9855283
>everybody is actually going to get fucked for not longing gold and forgetting money is going to flow into bonds.
this is exactly why im wary of going short on bonds into the rate hike. theyve already experienced some serious downside recently and have since recovered. a rate hike (which will jack up yields) will make bonds even MORE lucrative for investors. TLT has bee more volatile than the major indexes lately. that tells me all i need to know desu

High iq posting is the worst smg meme

Just admit youre a degenerate gambler like the rest of us

>>9855344
only available data point

boomer retail company in name and it's a trip, obviously an indication your IQ is probably lower

>>9855341
The bonds won't move too much after the initial announcement, what you do is utilize the capital from VIX and GLD after their spike to long bonds, and then just swing those and buy the fucking dip on the red day Wednesday at close.

>>9855342
AMD long
TSLA calls
cash

>>9855357
Sorry I mean Thursday sell the bonds you bought tomorrow, fucking spending 4 days doing drugs and hookers in Vegas will fuck with your sense of time.

>>9855357
Hmm, makes sense

>>9855344
Dubs confirm

>>9855357
>everybody is actually going to get fucked for not longing gold and forgetting money is going to flow into bonds.
whats the logic behind bonds dipping every wednesday?

>>9855374
that doesn't look like a screenshot

>>9855374
Screenshot retard. You won't do it though, because you don't want your $200 RH account to be exposed, hence why everyone knows you are larping.

>>9855399
>>9855394
yes it was 5 shares of amd and credit card debt july calls on tsla

any slick deets or hot takes on VYM?

Where is Sunrun anon?

This has to be one of the top calls of all time on here.

>>9855146
That sucks for you bro, this shit is going under for the rest of the day.

>>9855374
at least post a screenshot of your holdings like this.. this is the stock section of one of my portfolios.. won't show other portfolios because some have pennystocks that i don't want fucked with

>>9855421
Go for SDIV instead.

>>9855392
>every Wednesday
>he doesn't know about the FOMC meeting
>he has no idea what happens after the federal reserve carpet bombs the bond market with billions or trillions of dollars of cheap bonds

>>9855392

Nothing.

Go back to sleep

>>9855438
>obeying smg trips

TSLA calls outperformed your portfolio in a day.

>>9855480
Screenshot faggot

>>9855480
thats only one of my portfolios.. i also don't trade stocks like TSLA.. i try to stick with companies under 1billion.. under 100million if i can. I trade what i know.. after years and years of trading you learn what you like and don't like

>>9855427
he posted earlier i think >>9854680

personally im waiting on one last dip from oil before getting back on energy memes, but id imagine hes already in the green quite a bit, so this is of no consequence to him

>>9855453
kek
scoops, im the one who showed you this bond play.
>he doesn't know about the FOMC meeting
not every wednesday tho. and i only ask cuz ive ALSO noticed bonds tend to wilt in the middle of the week and then get bullish at the beginning and end of the week. was wondering his reasoning

>he has no idea what happens after the federal reserve carpet bombs the bond market with billions or trillions of dollars of cheap bonds
and i think you may be failing to understand that while bonds have been a relatively useless asset class for a while now, with a couple more rate hikes, they wont be any longer, as the yields will be back. thus, if the yields get high enough, and equities look shit enough, TONS of money will flow back into bonds. perhaps even enough to keep them afloat against FED FUD

>>9855341
I'm not going to catch the knife at the bottom.
It doesn't rebound super quickly like that.
There'll be some rebound (which will suck cash out of equities), but it won't be back up to the same level anytime soon.
I don't think it's a good idea to try timing a bullish position on a dead cat bounce

>>9855438
This.

>>9855449
>SDIV
Good ROTH hodl?

>>9855511
he won't screenshot because he's a fucking loser ...>>9855480 isn't that right loser?

>>9855511
my increases can't be posted on a worksafe board

dont be mad :^)

This market is too slow, I'll kick anybodies ass in chess right now. http s://lichess. org/ywm2Ki2sQH9f

>>9855534
Yes they can, you're a liar and you're being exposed.

>>9855534
lol you are an idiot.. stay poor

>>9855520
Oh shit, whoops.
I thought you were another newfag hating on my fed rate hike fear mongering.
Yeah, the bonds will suck cash out of equities, but I'm not planning to time the calls on TLT for that, just my exit point on the puts

>>9855541
links broken use this one
https://lichess.org/peMyPWnh

>>9855541
look into LCI

>>9855562
TA looks good, but what do they do?

>>9855562
Level2 is back.

>>9855449
everything I'm seeing says SDIV's a shit fund
is it a meme?

>>9855531
>he's a fucking loser

>>9855572
>what do they do?
drugs

they have alot of drugs already being sold, they just acquired the rights to more drugs from another company and they just got FDA approval for more drugs. The company is pretty solid imo

>>9855589
nah I just don't care to post a portfolio here on 4chan. The ask to post one is fairly normal and the chimp out reaction is totally normal.

It's not at all surprising to find people of these cognitive levels in a smg thread.

>>9855534
oh come off it. youve been exposed

just act like a fucking human and we all wont have to berate you for being a $200 robinhood LARPer

>>9855554
>I thought you were another newfag hating on my fed rate hike fear mongering
lel naw. we ARE getting a hike tomorrow. the only way i see bonds getting a SERIOUS hit is if they announce plans of being more aggressive on hikes in the future. or any such hawkishness.
>Yeah, the bonds will suck cash out of equities, but I'm not planning to time the calls on TLT for that, just my exit point on the puts
and this is why i think the FED will likely have a vested interest in not smashing bonds into dust. they know how much money has left our market (the way chinese stocks are ALL mooning, while ours are fluttering around going nowhere says it all. they all went over to chink land for the year). this isnt a huge problem for our economy. but everyone (including foreign central banks) dumping US treasuries at the same time would be catastrophic. they have no choice but to try and let it down slowly (as they clearly still need a dump or the yield curve will invert).

like i said before, its pretty hard to tell what the central bankers are gonna do as im fairly certain they dont know what the fuck theyre supposed to do in this situation either.

>>9855613
Nobody is going to listen to you anymore because you are a liar. You can keep posting all you want though.

>>9855613
you are just being exposed as a loser.. thats all.. so nobody cares about you.. you fucking loser

I want to apply my mathematics background to stocks and economics.
The more I look into it, it seems they're very much related to Calculus

You have basic securities and stocks

then you have stocks and funds which generate their stocks and funds from the basics. This is analogous to the Derivative in Calculus.

theoretically you can keep creating more and more funds in a hierarchy (though not necessarily wisely) who derive their funds from other amalgamated funds tracking other funds and stocks, like 2nd, 3rd... nth derivative of a function

maybe my adderall's just kicking in and I'm looking way too deeply into this

can knowledge of quackulus help me get to the moon

The "backlash" to spamming how TSLA was in for a bull run is pretty common and expected. It's the same as reactions to $40 AMD.

By the time I have enough credibility here I will probably stop posting any advice. As the point of posting advice was more fun personal lulz when I come and see the reactions the next day from brainlets

For anyone here trading forex, what indicators and time frames do you use?

>>9855620
>>9855629
>>9855637
top kek

I can't post my portfolio because my phone camera is dead. When my model girlfriend gets home I will have her take a picture of it while I fuck her with my 9 inch cock.

>>9855531
Christ Big5, you couldn't make it more obvious what a trust fun baby you are.

TM and HMC paid their dividends buy the dip it made?

>>9855641
post screenshot or nobody cares faggot.. or even atleast put on a trip if you are so confident that AMD will get to $40.. i put on a trip for my confidence in BGFV.. if you really think AMD will get to $40 then fucking stand by that. or else you are just making stupid fucking claims with your $200 robinhood portofolio holding one option contract of AMD

>>9855639
gibberoxity

Good job applying a concept to something else, but it doesn't really work. funds aren't derivatives so your basis is completely wrong and hence all resulting ideas

>>9855658
i'm not a trust fund baby...... i'm better off than both my parents.. and my only rich grandparents don't talk to my family anymore... not sure where i would get a trust....

>>9855663
the trip is for attention, not to prove your bet.

I'm not delusional and have a clear mind so I don't need such stupid things. as I've said my cognitive models are entirely superior to anything in this thread.

I stand by $40 AMD by owning AMD stock.
I stand by TSLA predictions by owning TSLA calls.

>>9855649
8 vs 21 EMA as entry's exits

I like trading on a 233tick chart rather than timeframe since its 24/7. Usually trading is only good around the times of the 4 major markets

>>9855613
i dont post my portfolio on here either as im a fucking amateur and i admit it (and i also dont shitpost on the comp i trade on so its not nearly as easy as it is for RHers). HOWEVER, i also dont go around trying to act like im hawt shit, and bitch everyone out for being "low IQ". you come off as a smug faggot, so dont act like you getting treated like a smug faggot is uncalled for. like anon said, feel free to post, but expect constant derision for being a whiny, small specc little bitch that likes to pretend hes some sort of multi millionaire, or some sort of hyper genius.

>>9855653
>When my model girlfriend gets home I will have her take a picture of it while I fuck her with my 9 inch cock.
i must admit tho, you have a way with words

>>9855649
coin flips
works about half the time

>>9855694
it's actually humble how I post in here.

Green day Yet again
Can ANYONE stop the golden bulls?

>>9855670
I see what you mean. Shit.

It at least seems like Options and the Greeks are actually exactly calculus so at least my other hair-brained scheme wasn't 100% wrong

>>9855653
Nevermind, you're just a bored underage cryptard. That actually makes a lot of sense now. How much LINK do you own?

>>9855718
This conversation is interesting.

did you see my TSLA spamming yesterday and get angry today?

>>9855711
Yeah that guy.

>>9855726
I imagine you may be angry because you can't afford a share of Tesla.

>>9855707
Schizophrenia + narcissism makes for one hell of a subhuman. Go hunch over your computer screen all day some more and fuck off

>>9855653
You mean use her camera to film Big5Guy giving her his 5 inches, you fucking cuck!

>>9855738
as I said, my investments are all from 30% interest credit card debt and include 5 shares of AMD and calls on TSLA.

>>9855690
>the trip is for attention, not to prove your bet.
ok newfag

>>9855613

That post was directed at Big5Guy.

Calling someone a loser for not engaging in an e-dick swinging contest is comical.

>>9855748
>30% interest credit card debt
Even you aren't that stupid.

>>9855744
>claims to have big bets in portfolio
>doesn't even have a working camera phone

ISHYGDDT

>>9855639
Sounds like someone needs to learn differential equations and linear algebra

>>9855743
narcissism would imply taking every effort to impress and show outward value. Most of them have very low actual self esteem.

Schizophrenia is a degenerative brain disease caused by some error probably related to brain states we get while asleep (waking hallucinations).

Both of these are things I do not have. It's quite a show of low IQ to put them on me.

>>9855728
da juice?
>>9855744 (chegged)
ur on a roll today baggy. keep it up

>>9855752
what the fugs up with DRUS, or are you outta that one?
looks like its getting ready to rock again. whats your input?

>>9855770
I just started linear algebra, diffeq is still a ways away for me :(

>>9855743

If he was a true narcissist he would be using a trip

>>9855678
Post pics or it didn't happen. I can't just take your word man.

has anyone bothered to do the micro/macroeconomics courses on Khan Academy? How useful are they?

when's UVXY getting squeezed?

>>9855773
>what the fugs up with DRUS, or are you outta that one?
>looks like its getting ready to rock again. whats your input?
I'm holding.. i thought you were the one dealing with it? I see it going higher.. shake out going on imo.. kinda feels like they are trying to hold it down but my level 2 is fucking up today

What's up, stockanons. Haven't been lurking too much in the past few days, but my bags are turning around. Anybody got a pennymeme in a dip I can throw my gains in?

>>9855752
my brain processed everything

If someone had seen your posts about big 5 they would remember
If someone never saw your posts about big 5 the trip wouldn't make sense
Is some other anon going to take credit for the big 5 bet?
Who cares?

The only gain you have is on your own financials. The trip is entirely for attention.

I'm sorry to break your bubble and call you out like this. I'd recommend not responding with anger and keep the trip if you want. I don't mind delusional humans.

>>9855801
i don't think your mom will be happy about that

>>9855821
Jokes on you my moms a test tube which sounds about the right sized hole for your dick.

TSLA +18
TSLA 349.70

On it's way to the predicted 375. My calls are all 350.

>>9855826

>>9855778
Diffeq is interesting, since unlike most things in math, calculus was invented to solve differential equations, which used to be "unsolveable"

On today's episode of /smg/...

>>9855810
>I'm holding
i still got some too
i took most off on that pop, but am debating averaging down here. i only have lv1, but im seeing consistently large buying down in this .007-.008 level. almost looks like someone is keeping it down there and setting up 100k lots at the ask for guys to load up, but not let the price rise. but then, im not nearly as experienced at readin these things as you are

i gotta go replace a rear end on a nigger mobile i'm flipping

Hold up BGFV while i'm gone and look into LCI.. I'm really thinking LCI is going to be a good hold.. i bough some shares and sold some puts on that mo fo

TOS IS AN ABSOLUTE PIECE OF GARBAGE RUN BY AMATEURS IT HAS PROBLEMS AT LEAST ONCE A MONTH

What are you guys looking at?

Lam (LRCX) could make a good reversal, will see where it sits at the end of the day.

GIS overall may have switched to bullmode, i'll look for a reversal to the mean as an entry point. Same goes for MO and BMY, although out of principle I will only short MO. But I also want to make money, so maybe selling a put spread is a good compromise.

Chevron may also pop a little bit tomorrow.

Twitter has a little room for correction, but not as much as you think.

AMD is on its linear regression line and doesnt look to reverse soon. You could probably safely buy some ITM calls (at least delta .7 and still make a few buck on this run). I'm weary of AMD though given all the people talking about it, usually that means short it; but the tea leaves show the meme is strong.

Look for TSLA to reverse at around 355-360. WIll do a put spread there.

PEP is fucking unstoppable
110 soon

Hmm, do you think Tsla has gone up a lot this week?

Welp I'm done for the day

>>9855771
Narcissism also implies circular reasoning, derision of other individuals, and insane arrogance about your own values. You're showing no proof, using personal insults, and overall shilling something over and over with no reason other than "I'm right. And if I'm not right then you're wrong and dumb"

>Generic hand waving explanation about brain states.
Great job you explained every neurological disease. Stocks use numbers and trends too
Your paranoia comes from the attribution of salience to cues which may or may not be important, resulting from an overexpression of your dopaminergic system. You also seem to display extreme grandeur, saying that it's humbling for you to be in our presence. Despite us telling you to fuck off, your delusions say we deserve your amazing advice and if we don't listen we're retarded

Now fuck off with your baby money. Some of us risk more than your whole portfolio in a single trade

>>9855815
if your talking sub-penny memes, buy DRUS
they have a market cap that is less than the contracts that they just landed a month or so ago. i got one 100% trade on it the other day, and it looks like its loading up again right now, so i just bought 10k more

>>9855875
>Look for TSLA to reverse at around 355-360. WIll do a put spread there.

too early. Don't. 375+ is easy. The hype is strong.

Joe Rogan Podcast will be a +10% on whatever it is before he goes on. Not even joking.

>>9855892
how does this even happen
that's more than I make in a month at my wage slave job

>>9855892
what memes were you playing?

>>9855892
You did some serious gambling today didn't you?

>>9855899
Wrong. My High IQ went through your post and found it mostly wrong. Sorry but I can't explain it without raising your IQ to a level that could comprehend my cognitive models.

I have a good track record of prediction on /smg/ and will just be fine with that. I don't need to prove or explain past results.

>>9855909
Extremely risky option gambles.

>>9855909

He made a deposit.

TSLA above 350, all calls in the money. What a nice day.

>>9855909
Scam penny stocks that were basically pump and dumps for (((them))) I pumped 750.00 in

>>9855864
Is LCI that sleeper stock you mentioned like Sunday night? Why should I buy it?

>>9855939
>>9855940
its one or the other

>>9855879
Buy FIZZ probably

>>9855956
wait, we have /smg/ over the weekends now?

>>9855940
Robinhood doesn't show deposits as %gains

>>9855920
Completely, I had a spare 750 in this account I wanted to gamble before moving to TD

>>9855892
Is this $1000 anon from yesterday?

>>9855903
Maybe, but the buying momentum of this last run is way lower than all the previous pops, I think it will lose steam as the buyers panic at the first drop.


This run is being fueled by short sellers covering and trying to short the top more against some buying momentum, This spikes prices very fast on these meme stocks. Once the room is full of buyers and no sellers, everyone will start to panic as the bid steadily drops.

Don't know when this will happen but probably this week given how fast things escalated here. The interesting thing to note that if TSLA ever crashes hard (something below 255) Elon will get a margin call, oof.

Stock price: TSLA (NASDAQ) $351.14 +19.04 (+5.73%)


Stock price: TSLA (NASDAQ) $351.14 +19.04 (+5.73%)
Thoughts smg?

>>9855847
I'm just messing with you man, you make it too easy sometimes Big5.

>>9855991
im just telling you. You are shorting too early at below 375. Do whatever you want. JRE + end of month is BIG POSITIVE NEWS. 400 is possible

>>9855973
>12 month dividends
D R O P P E D

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having an Italian chicken salad with extra carrots, it's nice. I'm up a fat 3% and it feels great, BGFV is making me hard along with ROAD and my SVXY call. A lot of commotion at work today. Some mental patient has been picking pieces out of his memory foam pillow and has been flushing it so the plumbing is BTFO and shits everywhere.

>>9855988
Not sure if you're referring to something in prior thread or calls made yesterday either way no

>>9855933
I figured it out yesterday. You don't bet on companies, you bet against the flaws of humanity. Seems like the best way to make money as a retail investor since you never really get the opportunity to be "smart money" unless you have serious VC connections. The tech doesn't matter at all, just how people "feel".

>>9855854
Me on the left

>>9856023
Well I'm up 165% today, so I'm stoked. I'm about to goto chipotle and get extra chicken lol

>carrots
well it almost looks good

anyone interested in tesla

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw-ZHeYxIog

Joe Rogan, whose podcast gets 10x more viewers than cable news, will have elon musk on the podcast. He will have his lips wrapped tight around musk's asshole for 3 fucking hours.

The stock effect (it's a meme momentum stock), is going to be easy +5-10%. Even if it's 375.

You should not be short TSLA this month. Even if you hat

>>9856023
Based lunchbro restoring peace and balance to this board.

>>9856023

>lunchanon is shilling BGFV now

These threads have officially hit rock bottom.

>>9855974
It's pretty dead with 2scoops mostly posting.

>>9856025
Hm there was an anon with the exact same screenshot format excited about $40 gains and being down 0.39 cents or something


>>9855933
OK. Hope you get banned soon. It's not even fun having a conversation with you when you immediately end the debate

>>9856023
BASEDLUNCHBROCHECKIN

>>9856042
I like em, and cucumber

>>9856055
Been in at 5.60 mate

>>9855973
>Buy FIZZ
>supporting (((sicilians)))
on the real though, i used to work for those guys at the bottling plant. theyre decent people. just not too sure how that will translate into stock gainz. theyre on a tear now tho

>>9856042
>disliking carrots
enjoy blindness

>>9856073
>It's pretty dead with 2scoops mostly posting.
>mfw

>>9855326
I shoulda held at 6.00 but I'm in on this with ya bro. Up or down you got company on this ride...
P.s. oil needs to stop faggoting around and pick a direction...
T.uso options faggot

>>9856112
Oil is going to $90

>>9856036
It's a bit more complex but yes I want upside on the overvaluation patterns I see. Why and what do people overvalue is what I look for. In Telsa'
s case it's the psychology of waiting.

If I sit in a line for 2 hours it's the worst experience of my life. If I get a headache it's the worst minutes of my life. Until it's over. Then I completely forget. I don't remind myself every day "You don't have a headache today, you don't have a toothache".

With Tsla, the headache is about to end, hence the stock ballooning. Everyone will forget about the past 8 months and love the numbers.

There is more reasoning behind it exploring as much of the thought space as possible.

I'm not going to be concerned with stocks for too long as it's not what I like to think about.

>>9856023
Bretty good. Having some hayashi rice leftovers again and doing some surgeries. Pic related.

$OKTA coming back strong babbyyy

>>9856039
Kek you deserve it

>>9856036
>You don't bet on companies, you bet against the flaws of humanity
certainly isnt the worst strat.
god knows that emotions have more of a say over stockprice than (((fundamentals))) do

>>9856129

>>9856112
Mfw I'm still waiting for that oil pop you mentioned. USO bro pls

>>9856129
my hands shake too much to do surgery like that, why not just cut the fuckers head off? wouldn't that solve the problem?

>>9856073
>Hm there was an anon with the exact same screenshot format excited about $40 gains and being down 0.39 cents or something
lol, that was me. It turns out that was one of my deposits clearing
I'm still new to all this shit

SPY is going to dump hard at $280

>>9856023
I want you to know man that seeing you post salad is getting me to eat more salad. Fuck getting older sucks...

>>9856181
You should be arrested for posting such lies

>>9856112
i think shes got one more dip and then its gonna turn around. at the very least it seems that its found bottom.

did the OPEC meeting happen already or is that THIS week? i havent had time to check up on this shit recently as ive been outta town

>>9856147
for future reference, you should go ITM or ATM with slow moving underlyings like USO. it gives you greater returns per dollar move of the underlying and it doesnt JUST you on theta nearly as bad when theyre ITM. but you got time still. at the very least it looks like its reversed for now

>>9856202
I should be arrested for many things, but you just fucking watch, you can sell the bottom if you want or waste your time staying long, either way enjoy your boggening.

>>9856123
>With Tsla, the headache is about to end
We will see. Even with KeyBancs revised estimates, TSLA still isn't hitting the promised 5k target when you cross reference it to the Bloomberg VIN registration data. If I had the money, I'd buy way OTM puts or short the stock a week before the end of the quarter.
Then again. People might just not care. What delivery number is psychologically equivalent to 5k? 4.7k? 4.4k? 4.2k?

>>9856129
...Ben?

>>9856129
>using flathead screws to install a new brain in a rat
shiggydiggymyniggy

>>9856202
hes right you know. longterm it wont matter, but its probably gonna get heavy

>>9853983
the vids for OP are good, been making notes since i started /smg, just fucking long videos.

Whoever was shilling tesla yesterday thank you very much

p.s
LOOONG AMD

>>9856241
Elon Musk texted Joe Rogan about appearing on his show and scheduling
The number when he will be on the show is 5,000 cars a week.
He is aiming for 5k by the end of this month.

That's all the information anyone would need to see the next 40 days of the stock.

Based Dean's heading for mid-teens™

>>9856238
>>9856266
wrong and wrong

>>9856198
Good!

>>9856276
Offically double digits
Unbreakable support at 10

>>9856273
I think you have a mental problem.

>>9856153
Gotta have them alive for my experiments. See those screws? That's supposed to be drilled through their skulls and lying barely on top of their brain. We can record electrical activity from it this way.

Then you see those burrowed holes? I'm going to stick some very fine metal wires, thinner than your hair, deep into its brain (near the hippocampus). I'm still new at this shit too but it's not bad if your good at vidya

>>9856261
Jim?

THE GOOS IS LOOSE

THE GOOS IS LOOSE

>>9856198
There's a better alternative.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERWREcPIoPA

>>9856297
watch tesla stock then repeat that to yourself

375-400 is my current target short term.

>>9856273
you see, im under the impression that the only thing holding TSLA up right now is the carefully orchestrated media attacks on elon sperging out and the short squeezes that follow. i dont think the cars are gonna save him in the long run. in fact they seem to have been a major reason for the recent FUD (the self drivng crashes and the absolute mess thats been the production of said cars). but well see...

>>9856280
yea prolly

>>9856297
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>>9856208
June 22nd my fellow anon.
They will cut supply lower, and US production companies will fucking skyrocket.
Believe in me, because if I'm wrong I will lose

>e v e r y - t h i n g

Adobe has earnings tomorrow. Will buy any dip.

>>9856305
so what do you expect to learn? the rat likes to eat food, do drugs and fuck?

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>>9856331
kek
i like your style

im thinking this as well. it seems they (OPEC) WERE trying to crash it down somewhat, but they didnt anticipate iran stepping up production, and they DEFINITELY didnt anticipate SAA teaing up with the kurds to trade oil with one another. now they have no choice but to raise it back up again, or get fugged by assad and khomeini.

>Believe in me, because if I'm wrong I will lose
>e v e r y - t h i n g
not just you, but saudi arabia too. im willing to bet they wont let that happen

btw, whats that gif from? it seems eerily familiar for some reason. like i just saw it posted on some other chan. maybe im retarded

>>9856329
can you put a tl;dr on that shit?

>>9856073
>It's pretty dead with 2scoops mostly posting.
Ya kno it, sun

>Want to convert account to cash account so I can day trade
>would have to abstain from trading for 5 days to do so
sumbitch

>>9856337
talking out of line here, but...
its to try and map out mammalian brain patterns (i believe). youd be hard pressed to find a human that would let you screw flathead screws and run wires into their brains

>>9856393
is that that one bitch from mew?

>>9856331
been telling you since march, july 4th is where oil will be at it's top

>>9856410
It's Kelly. One of the chick's that's spammed all over /r9k/ like Ciara Horan

>>9856272
np bro, I posted the fuck out of TSLA. Someone said something about AMD at $10 not being shilled enough so I decided to make sure everyone would at least look at TSLA this week

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>>9856453
yeah, thanks for making me money, love you bro