/biz/ - Business & Finance

And he will always be a neurotic jew. Diogenes was happier.

>>9851648
Also imagine being as ugly as him and going bald so you got to shave your head to hide it.

>>9851648
you think he'd let me hold $1000000? Like permanently?

>>9851663
i was about to say... take this as a lesson people.. no matter how rich you are... you are still bald and that won't change that.

>>9851648
No he doesn't. He has stock worth that much and he can't sell it, so he does not in actuality have $138 BN.

>>9851648
>You will very likely never be that rich
I like how you make this hedge
As if the next future behemoth billionaire may be browsing this board right now

>>9851674
You're not wrong, just pedantic. OP should have said "is worth"

>>9851679
hahhahahhaha one of these duds being that rich is hilarious

>>9851663
id suck his dick for $1million dollars
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>>9851648
>bezos
>richest man on earth
where do you brainlets come from

>>9851663
Looks are worthless, and mean nothing they cannot be changed. You think ugly people are inferior to you? On the surface maybe, but no they just have circumstance applied to them.
>>9851674
Well, forgive me if I'm getting something wrong, he COULD liquidate everything and have that. I'm assuming there's something or other in place that would put him in trouble for doing that since he is such a big part of it.
>>9851704
Everyone agrees he basically is, i see no proof otherwise

>>9851716
>top X richest people
>*excludes royalty
>Rockefellers are technically royalty
Bezos is like a child compared to them

>>9851648
Is this guy fucking jacked too?

>>9851716
>he COULD liquidate everything and have that.
no he couldn't.
By that logic I'm sure you think Satoshi could liquidate his 1M BTC and have 6.8 billion, right?
It would take a guy like Bezos around 20 years to liquidate everything and actually have that amount of money.

>>9851648
amazons pe is fucked

>>9851767
Ok you're correct

I'm gonna make an online waifubot site which will surpass amazon

?

imagine being so rich you could just buy all the bitcoin in circulation

>>9851818

I can just imagine how many pants will get soiled if people see 100 billion dollar buy wall lol

>you will likely never
You will NEVER EVER

Well at least I'm not bald

He wishes he was on Elons level tbf

>>9851731
Post proof or fuck off

Its pretty annoying how most of the faggots who got rich from the Internet are 70 year old boomers, Im nearly 40 and was only a kid with no money when the big opportunity's were around

>>9851985
Bezos got his parents to invest in him, true. There's no glory in being an entrepreneur. You're just playing out the scenario apt for your social class.

>>9851648
>Jeff Bezos has 138,800,000,000 dollars
I wish people would understand how money works, you wouldn't be so poor and retarded.

He’s not the richest.

The Forbes list excludes royalty, etc. As some anons mentioned, despite the memes and conspiracy theorists making it less believable, the Rothschilds really are wealthier as a family. Also, there are probably other figures that aren’t known too.

Remember that you can’t buy your anonymity back once it’s compromised. There are likely people wealthier that you have never heard of.

And the Forbes list is ducking stupid anyway. It doesn’t take into account dishonesty, etc. You really think people don’t hide there real worry and do dodgy deals behind closed doors?

Abramovich is worth, what? 8 billion or something? Maybe less according to the list. And he has literally orechesteated gangland killings and grenade attacks/car bombings on bus business enemies.
Yet no one cares about these things and pretend they never happened.

You think he won’t lie too?

>>9852097
phone posting
Ignore errors

>>9852042
I don't really think he *has* that much, just that's what it says he's worth. Poor phrasing by me my bad

Jeff is David De Rothschild's bitch

I don't give a fuck, I just want $500k so I can spend the rest of my life in my basement as a NEET

>>9852219
I agree
To get 500k is still tricky though, not sure just buying stocks will do the job

>>9851663
He looks like he could kick your ass though. At least with zuckerberg or gates you could say you would beat their ass, but Bezos looks like he would manhandle 90% of /biz

I have 20 amazon shares. Feels good

>>9851669
there is that thing called hair transplant for the low self esteem cucks

>>9851955
kek
Like hair is the most important aspect of life.
See Idiocracy.
Nothing else to offer? At least he/she has hair lmao.
Then there are people who have hair but are ugly. Great.

>>9852365
hes 5'7...

I would take part of the money but not the position

>>9851648
I have something he will never have; a foreskin

>>9851734
The best roids, food and trainers money can buy

Guys that rich likely buy their own private islands and partner up with other rich people to perform satanic rituals on children.

>>9851648
buy washington post. acquire cia frens. weeeee stock moons.

>>9851648
and despite all that, he's still a bald manlet.
life is a cruel joke.

>>9851981
are you seriously this new? google "rothschild family assets" for a start. you have the most powerful library of the world at your disposal and you sit here shitposting because your feelings are hurt

>>9851981
>Post proof or fuck off
Oh, it's one of (((these people))) again...

>>9851674
There's nothing preventing him from liquidating all of his stock. Average volume of Amazon is about 5 million shares per day, he has 80 million shares. He can't market sell anything without causing a flash crash, but over the course of a few weeks he could slowly offload them all

>>9853180
This, Gaurentee he'd trade it all for one day as a chad

>>9853753
Where did Investopedia pull that number from?

What’s the amount of money where you hit max wealth. Such as someone with a billion dollars probably has the same lifestyle and spending habits as someone with 10 billion, but at what point do you hit that?

>>9853753
Wait, are they owners of 2 trillions worth of assets or are they in control of 2 trillions worth of assets ?

Also nobility != royalty

>>9853753
>>9853835
kek actually go look up that article now
number was retracted

>>9853867
probably 10M-100M for wealth; multi-million dollar house, car, quality foods

and 100M-500M for ultra-wealth; mega-million dollar mansion(s), several cars, jets, nice food, servants

>>9853753
>>9853835
>>9853874
Oh wait, now it makes sense.

>Investopedia is a privately owned website based in New York City that focuses on investing education and financial news.
>Its operations have been managed by CEO David Siegel since 2015.

>>9851648
>You will very likely never be that rich
So? I don't care. Having more than 2 million is enough for me and I'm very close.

>>9853772
Not everyone is a whiny incel like you. Some people aren't perpetual high-schoolers and don't give a fuck about being 'chad'

>>9851663
This means jack shit. Hordes of women would suck a wet fart out of his ass. Looks mean nothing when you have that much money.

>>9854162
but he's been married for 25 years

>>9854173
Don't bother. People on here are all such deranged lunatics that they think it's impossible for a man to be happily married.

>>9851648
nice liquidity