/biz/ - Business & Finance

You wait like obediently. Papa gonna get a new pair of shoes!

>>9831030
My parents are going to find out soon. I dont have much time.

>>9831011
Get a job to pay back your parents.

My hands literally shaking right now. I've been waiting for a few days before I made this post because I really didn't know what to do. A few days ago I panicked and thought "it'll go back up" but it jhust kept going down. that's when i fucking started panicking like crazy.

>>9831011
>A few days ago I borrowed...
> I'm pretty much down 80% on my initial investment.

You bought something known as "the ethereum bitcoin" kid, you already fucked it up from the get go.

>>9831011
Ahhhh, natural evolution at its finest

>>9831042
Ask for an extension before giving an explanation. You got this. Just tell them it's a surprise.

>>9831088
No dude, they don't know I took the money. that's the thing. i'm so fucking dead if they find out.

>>9831011
kneepads

>>9831011
>What can I fucking do?
get a job and pay them back

>>9831011
Go outside. Stop telling lies on the internet.

>>9831011
You can sling some coke for me if you want. A night's pay is around $1000 if you work like you mean it

>>9831011
If this isn't a larp you're a fucking moron. Admit what you did to them and get a McJob to pay them back.

>>9831011
Nice larp 8/10 made me chuckle

Too obvious of a larp. Nobody on /biz/ bought that fake-shilled shitcoin.

>>9831097
>A few days ago I borrowed
A few days ago you >stole<
JEJ! No good deed goes unpunished!

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>>9831189
how new you are?
this is obvious an old copy-pasta

Patience

>>9831217
Fell for the bait of baiit switchaROOOO!

>>9831217
>how new you are? obvious an old copy-pasta

>>9831011
Rape your sister and mom & dad will forget about the money

Nothing you dumb nigger, just don't say anything and you will be fine.

Also
>buying 0xscamcoin
*snap*

>>9831011
LARP, coinbase takes forever

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>>9831209

I'm really serious. I screwed up bad.

This is my ethereum wallet just to prove im not lying:
https://etherscan.io/address/0xf91ca9b701aa8b9b72df3a7667d6b1d3570c1f66

I really need your help guys.

>>9831303
I will use 100 ETH to drop this shit down to 0
This is the last warning

>>9831303
>https://etherscan.io/address/0xf91ca9b701aa8b9b72df3a7667d6b1d3570c1f66


>69 txns
heheheeehee

Nobody accepts credit for crypto you fucking larper

>>9831303
JEJ! Looks like you cashed out with only 2 Washingtons left.

https://etherscan.io/token/0xb6ed7644c69416d67b522e20bc294a9a9b405b31?a=0xf91ca9b701aa8b9b72df3a7667d6b1d3570c1f66

Pray tell, where be that bag? Don't tell me you panicked because now ether is down.

>>9831303
I'm serious too, we're not going to do anything for you, you little shit. Go tell them what you did before they find out, and get to work on paying it off.

>>9831303
1. Confess and apologize
2. Get a job
3. Repay them with interest

>>9831409
4. Eat them out

>>9831382
coinbase does

This is OP
I am going to KMS
See you on the headlines tomorrow

>>9831575
dont be retarded, killing yourself over 2,5k is stupid.....tell them you fucked up and be very very fucking sory and repentful...and give them your primise that youll pay them the money back, get a shitty job and work it bitch until you pay them all back.
they will be disappointed about you in the beggining but longterm its not anything too bad.
also it will teach you a valuable lesson and you will come out of it as a more mature person....get fucking used to it kid, its called life...

im feeling generous anon, ill send you 1.4k worth of eth

>>9832100
you can buy my bag on https://mercatox.com/exchange/0xBTC/ETH
thanks

>Guys, I did something horrible.
>What did you do anon?
>I... I was hoping to make some money. I irrationally bought the top of a market swing thinking it wouldnt stop going up, and it just started dropping like a rock after bad market news, and... it was your fucking money mom and dad, it was your money, and my sisters, and fuck, I fucked up so badly. I wanted to repay you, I wanted to earn some money on a trade and give it all back and keep the leftover. I took out a loan from you without asking and now Im completely fucked.
>you did WHAT?
>I didn't think it was going to go this badly, I don't know what I was thinking. not only did I make a stupid trade, I did it with money I didn't have, and now I owe you big time. I'm so fucking sorry. I'm coming to you about it and coming clean, you know I plan to pay you all back, but this was just so messed up of me. I didn't even want you to have to know, I was just hoping to pay you back without you ever noticing, and now I don't have that option. please, please just let me pay you back instead of pressing charges against me. I hope you can eventually forgive me for what I've done.

This is your only real option. You fucking grovel. Enjoy.

>>9832118
Lad are you serious?
Put sharpie in pooper and provide your eth address. I'm feeling kind

>>9831011
It amazes me that people are this dumb.

Also
>buying crypto on someone else's credit card
Are you 13? Otherwise you would know that
>-1000 dollars to cryptocurrency exchange
>+1000 dollars cash in wallet
Don't you fucking think they'd ask questions? just because you ended up making a good trade wouldn't mean they would approve of what you did. you dumbass.

>>9832232
>Every December for the next few years
>"I was thinking of getting anon that vidya he wanted for Christmas, but he stole thousands of dollars from our family. He needs to learn."

>>9831271
Seriously at least make it believable.

>>9832292

>do you realize how much you can do with two thousand five hundred dollars? you stole from us and you don't even have anything to show for our money. I don't even know where to START with you.

>>9831011
Do you now what that coin do? Explain that to your dad, I'm sure he'll understand.

>>9831011
I beilieve that this coin is going to increase in value but god damn that's fucking stupid.
you don't take other peoples money to put into crypto.
Just HODL until the market shits itself again then pay back your god damn family.

I can't believe 0xbtc pumped like this. I had some coins from mining like two months ago. Could have got $25.

Feeling miffed, lads.

>>9831303
>it's real
Topkek, you're a retard. Buying at all time high, expecting it to go higher. You FOMO'd cus a bunch of fags spam this shitty coin on here, you must wait till market recovers and it goes up again. I wouldn't sell low if I were you, but let this be a good lesson for you. Also your family will hate you, hope you don't get kicked out.

>>9831011
also
>stealing from your family
You deserve this buddy

>>9831011
Own up to the mistake but dont be a pussy. Do it again when you get the chance, but don't jump in post pump like a retard.

>>9831011
Honestly i would have never took money from my mom without permission, and she already allowed me to take from her up to 100$ and try to "prove" myself to her before i can take more. And i think the main problem is. you took risk with other people's moneyy, your family noneless. And the worst case scenarion, you failed yourself before you failed them. And that is a lesson to remember you can't spend money that hasen't been generously to you. The only reason i spend money in the crypto busness is so that i can be useful to my mother instead of being home all day doing nothing. That is why i will forever respect my mom money, beceause she work ahrd for it. And i hope you understand the value of work from now on OP. You're gonna make it when you have other's than greeds as a fuel to go on

>>9831303
Why the fuck are you transferring shit during a crash? Are your hands weak, just hodl nigga. You'll only lose more if you keep transferring shit

I just love a good larp. I'm getting better at this shit.

>>9832343
One more kek

>"Explain to me, your father, and sister EXACTLY what you did with the money."
>I invested in a cryptocurrency, mom.
>"What the hell is that? A krypton currency?"
>No mom, it's like Bitcoi-
>"YOU PUT OUR MONEY IN A SCAM? WHY WOULD YOU INVEST IN BITCOIN? DON'T YOU PAY ATTENTION TO THE NEWS?"
>No mom, it's not Bitcoin, and it's not a scam. It's zero-ecks Bitcoi-

And anon was never heard from again.

>>9832679
It was a good larp, but do the next one about something more divisive than 0xBTC kek

>>9831217

its fun to go along, then fuckers like you ruin it

you're the kind of cunt who watches cuck wars and goes "hurr durr lasers wouldnt react like that in space so unrealistic"

cuck fucker

>>9832679

>I was just kidding XDDDD
nice! :) good one

>>9831097
lCaim it was a hack. You're in too deep to own up. Just be super vague.
Anon, if they find out it was you, you are FUCKED.

>>9831011
>What can I fucking do?
Learn with your mistake and move on.

If it makes you feel any better the bottom should be around $1.60.

>>9831303
>the state of /biz/ lawl i come back from a 2 month comfywoods trip 1st thread i see

How stupid do you have to be to steal your families credit cards and buy a coin that ain't worth shit. You get what's coming to ya

>>9831011
Suck 2500 dicks for $1

Start with your 'sister'