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>> No.9830396
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>>9830232
Frodo went through much worse than Jesus.

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>>9830232

>> No.9830431

>>9830232
Based Jesus

>> No.9830468

>>9830396
Really made me think.

>> No.9830498

>>9830232
amen brother, they never broke Him. He forgave thieves all the way to the cross, then ascended to eternal peace with God.
We too, shall not be broken. We will weather the storm. We will endure our lot and reap the harvest of faith when the good times come.

>> No.9830644

>>9830232
Thanks for the reminder anon. The Lord took on far more than the pedantic sting of greed.

>> No.9830694

Jesus was against gambling.

>> No.9830707

>>9830232
Impossible

>> No.9830727

>>9830232
Reminder jesus is a fictional character

>> No.9830810

>>9830232
Literally who?

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>>9830727
Doesnt make it any less true and relatable anon, now repent!

>> No.9830819

>>9830727
repent

>> No.9830862

>>9830727
Cringe

>> No.9830880

So true!

>> No.9831080

>>9830396
op pls give name. ill tip you 0.1 ETH

>> No.9831090
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jkje4FiH9Qc

>> No.9831111

>>9831090
Kill yourself

>> No.9831186

>>9830396
Jesus christ, name?

>> No.9831201

>>9831080
>>9831186
found her
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQlMuaCDbco/?hl=nl&taken-by=doroshina

>> No.9831273

>>9831201
Great, now let's go back to talking about Jesus.

>> No.9831296

>>9830232
Thats not Jesus.

>> No.9831322

>>9830727
Jesus of Nazareth was a historical person who lived. You don't have to believe He was the son of God
>you may burn in Hell for eternity tho

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>>9830727

By such reasoning, we can claim a lot of historical figured never existed such as Socrates. There's a shitload of evidence that there was a historical Jesus, aka, Yeshua ben Yosef, or Jesus the son of Josef.

>> No.9831456

>>9831273
>expecting the kosher folk to produce an accurate story
lmao bruh

>> No.9831465

>>9831446

*figures

>> No.9831467

>>9831446
>turin 3D
Oh you mean the piece of cloth that was carbon dated to the middle ages? lmao

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>>9831322
For the sake of the nation this Jesus must die!

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>>9831467
A piece of it which had been repaired, you bleeding edge retard, besides another piece of it is dated to 300 AD. The actual shroud is consistent with first century weaving techniques in Syria.

>> No.9831607

>>9831446
>Socrates
There is more evidence Socrates existed and he was born almost 500 years before Jesus.

>> No.9831701

>>9831607
Socrates was Plato's imaginary friend.

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>>9830232

>> No.9831773

>>9831607

The bible is a compiled document of eye witness accounts. All of the apostles contributed to it. There are various extra-canonical sources to confirm the existence of a historical Jesus too. Then there's the fact that proto-christianity spread like an absolute wildfire... why's that you think? Might it have something to do with the fact that thousands upon thousands of everyday illiterate people saw some extraordinary stuff? There is NO reasonable explination as to how it exploded as it did... people literally throwing themselves infront of lions and willing to suffer the most horrible shit.

We know of Socrates because of Plato... he totally exists yo! But Jesus never did? gtfo man.

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>>9830727
This. Christianity is just the most mainstream cult. Fairy tails propped up on the corpses of millions of free thinkers, so that mindless slaves and pedophiles could take their place.