/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>9820068
hmm personally ill wait to buy a sex doll till they develop one that can walk and position it self

>>9820068
How does it feel? Aren't they as cold as a corpse?

>>9820068
Do you buy on AliExpress?

>>9820068
uh-oh, hope it doesnt turn out the same way as it did for this guy

or this...

>>9820609
Kek i need more

I just had to move back to my parents and had to chop it up and throw it away ;_;

>>9820770
dont tell me you were the guy that chopped it into pieces and took pics of it

>>9820068
hows the pussy feel on these compared to a live women? someone that isnt a virgin pls respond

>>9820629
This is fucking repulsive. Just why.

>>9820862
>>9820068
followup question. rank these by best feeling

real, living, 3d girl (raw)
real, living, 3d girl (condom kek)
jerking off to fucked up porn
sex doll, a real doll
flesh light

>>9820609
yup dont buy them unless they can move on their own. The makers of these silicon dolls arent google level intellect so good luck with that. They'd need to fit in at least near 20 to 50k worth of hardware just to get it to move(even if its just sitting down). silent robotic motors/actuars plus the cost to develop it wont be cheap.
But the company who does will be rich

>>9820906
>>9820862
Good onahole > 3DPiggu (raw) > Bad onahole > 3DPiggu with a trash bag on your dick

Do they feel "real?" No. They feel better than real. You just can't spoon with them afterwards.

Sex dolls are just a huge pain unless you have a fetish for fucking corpses. They're heavy, cold, and hard to move, and even harder to keep clean. And fleshlights are overrated (mid-tier) onaholes with good marketing. You can get better for half the price.

>>9821117
>he thinks sex is just putting your dick in a hole
yeah dude sitting in your crusty computer chair and pounding your dick with a plastic tube is way better than handling a woman
virgins lmao

>>9820629
jesus christ

Women are best but flesh-lights are better than the 2kg torso models. Flesh-lights are adjustable for better suction.

>>9820629
>ALL of it

kek

>>9820629
I unironically want to buy one of those even though I have a freaky Korean qt gf. Wtf is wrong with me.

>>9820609
Would be great if it was just a 35kg loli doll

>>9820629
wew

>>9821877
Nothing real women are bullshit. I been in the same situation were i have big milkies gf and a flesh light for hard times. The fleshlight has its own thrill. You can use it in all kinds of akward angles. Real sex is a meme. Secretly i love monkey fucking my fleshlight for 2h without any interruption.

>>9820629
I mean at least he got his moneys worth..r-right?

>>9820629

holy fuck kek "my rotting queen" hahahhaha

>>9820629

Damn some guys reach that point.

Is pic related actually enjoyable, or will I cry after I fuck it?

>>9820068
if you bought pic related I'm jealous now

>>9823889
I can't even imagine how could you have an erection in front of that monstrosity

>>9823889
this looks more like art

>>9820629
I feel like I'm one step away from this if it wasn't for the fact that I can get girls to fuck me *relatively* easily. But sometimes when I'm just sitting there alone, thinking, "is all this work for pussy even worth it?" oy vey...

>>9823889
this looks like something from the Heavy Metal movie

>>9820068
You are stupid, fvkng virgin spending thousands of plastic pussy LMAO

>>9824979
real pussy is even more expensive if your dumb
we ARE on /biz/ you stupid faggot

>>9820629
Holy shit I just squirted milk out my nose

>>9823889
What the fuck happened to the human race

>>9823889
now thats efficiency, get all the essentials into smallest area, who thought to put face thier genius.....this is why an ai is going to have such a hard time beating humans, humans are literally insane thus creative but can still hold a tech civi together....good luck programming that in,

>>9825355
Please die

>>9825380
BETA CCK THREAD THIS IS !!

>>9820068
I dunno man... An anon told me he bought one of those and black mould grew in it and then he got a dick infection. Said his dick got all red and sticky and he had to rub lotion on it all the time and couldn't fap or fuck for months.

Proceed with caution.

kek

better invest into onahole + VR.
>sit in VR in front of a huge screen surrounded by porn.

Another day, another LARP

Within the LARP thread there are certain coins being shilled.

What looks like 50 anons, is actually 3-5 anons generating replies.

good goys... stop breeding and buy sex dolls goys

>>9825732
>anything else which does not discuss shitcoins is LARP
I miss old /biz/

Bet most of the beta cuxks in this thread are Asians.

>>9825355
> this is why an ai is going to have such a hard time beating humans

>>9820629

>>9823978

yeah me either, heh..heh..

>not getting a superior loli doll instead
Enjoy your depreciation

>>9827057
put your hands behind your back please.

>>9820068
More pics pls looking to buy

>>9827075
Eat my ass frogposter

>>9827185
Frogposting still better than being a plastic-fucker

>>9827185
how many lewl things have you done to her mr.

>>9827185

That's probably the saddest thing I've ever seen.

>Unexpected feels for anon

>>9827335
i was going to say the exact same thing but i felt so bad for him i didn't even want to post it out of pity

>>9827335
I know. These dolls are kinda sad. I hope Westworld technology becomes a real thing so they're not so lifeless.

>>9827185
Are you taking polymers out on a date??? ffs the human race needs to be nuked

>>9827350
This.

>>9827335
>>9827185
I can imagine the anon being an actual crypto millionaire and feeling like the world is at his toes, yet the closest companion he spends most time with is just a lifeless doll. They are both equally empty inside and anon knows it but a doll still beats being completely alone.

>>9823889
LMFAOOO

>>9823889
all those extra features and no penis
3/10

>>9820068
thanks just bought 10k