/biz/ - Business & Finance

give me shitc--- me means stocks for draw penises on

>>9812758
Pls halp bros.
I am currently invested in some managed portofolios and I want to put in some more money in such instruments.
>>https://www.tradingfloor.com/traders/globalopportunity/strategies/8
>>https://www.tradingfloor.com/traders/saxomorningstar/strategies/23
I would like to kindly ask literate anons from /biz/ to help me chose where I can put €100 k next. I am looking for managed portofilios for at least 10 years from now on with high-ish yieald.
Thanks bros.

>>9813034
An index fund you mongloid

>>9813049
Give me the fucking Bank's/Fund Management dude !
Not just a random bank.
Someone who knows its shit.
Also index funds seem not that appealing.
Thank you !

>>9813067
faggot

>>9812758
what are some good low market cap non crypto projects? i want to become a stock chad

>>9813117
>Buy gold
>Buy crypto
>Buy index
>Buy penny
>Incoming bear
>Desperate penny stock shill
Tl;dr
/Biz/ is for 8-12 year olds.
Seek advice elswere.

I literally have nothing going on when the markets close. Fuck.

>>9813603
Trade crypto!

>>9812791
HMNY!

>>9813616
Those days are over.

So now that it's the weekend and /smg/ isn't rollercoastering its tits off like usual

can someone explain in depth what all is happening on the 13th and what all ramifications it's ostensibly going to have?

>>9813971
FED shitpost
Market is expecting a rate hike

But we don't know what is the stance of the FED about inflation, growth and yield curve. These things are kind of related

Dovish FED: everything soars, gold dumps
Hawkish FED:: everything tanks, USD soars

Nobody wants to crash the market, least of all Powell.

His goal is to deleverage gently. I think he will let things as they are and not announce additional surprise rate hikes (remember, a stronger USD will crash EM even more and that will trigger a global selloff due to marging calls).

I don't bet on this kind of event but I would do the opposite of what the market will be doing on monday and tuesday.

>>9814105
So it's going to be as big a deal as everyone is making it out to be?

Sorry for asking stupid questions, I'm as green as you can be and I'm still trying to figure this all out. I just put my first 1000 in the market Wednesday and I'm not sure if I should pull out or hold on for the ride.

>>9814226
The FED will 100% raise rates on Wednesday, by a quarter, to 1.75 which will negatively affect equities (borrowing becomes more expensive).

Advice: Hold on to your cash and learn.
$1,000 is nothing for stocks.

>>9814226
I am a macro noob too but I try to learn

The rate hike is priced in, really
Any market movement will come from the accompanying words of Powell and how the market interprete them

Example: if Powell says he is going to monitor more closely the inflation rate because it is hovering around 2%, then market will probably see that as hawkish and send the markets crashing (and USD, JPY soaring)

As I say, don't trade on that, try to invest in fields you have knowledge on (animu and vidya I guess)

>>9814627
3 raises are priced in. It would be smart to expect 4.

What are some good volatile options to trade?
Also what are some hot ETFs right now?

Do I buy puts if they're increasing the rates?

Good to see /smg/ plugging along on the weekend. Is anyone else kinda worried about all the industries that Amazon is replacing? I can't help but feel that the house of cards is going to collapse because Bezos is keeping hundreds of billions of debt off the books and the day after we're all soldiers of the Humungus. Shit, Bezos already has the hair for it.

Do people not understand what a phase 1 trial is all about? PTI dropping makes no sense. I swear finance fags have no idea what drug dev pipelines look like, and expect miracles at Phase 1.

hi cherry boy here after a week to say i should have bought CEG instead of SJM. CEG is a fantastic consumer conglomerate stock based on my just finding out about it and looking at it for a solid 30 seconds


Lol, how are you all doing cuties? send me money? ill suck your dick!

>>9815187
https://theoutline.com/post/1767/the-end-will-be-delivered-by-amazon-drone?zd=1&zi=zts67rjq

this article has a marxist air about it. but thats just because a lot of it hinges on the concept of conflict theory and how that will literally become obsolete if the capitalist class can manufacture all necessary resources of theirs on their own. at that point you dont need proles, or a work force to perpetually, exponentially profit off of.


i get it i get it, blah blah commies. but its actually a very interesting read and is more an analysis of growing monopolies than any of that jazz,

idk, keep an open mind, but be ready to critique.

>>9812791
not much exp doing stocks in such heavy downtrend
interestingly, fractals saying it /STILL NOT OVERSOLD/
$.40 looked like floor but an sharpie increase in volume after $.40 made it dump past it's floor.

the only good news is Willy shows HMNY entering the slightest of uptrends after a month of dumps.

Hasbro thoughts?

I want to short it.

hows your 401k doing fellow boomers
mine hit an ATH

the OP pic is me. i don't even play games or watch tv/anime anymore. wtf markets open already. JUST

>>9815569
great bud, investing in Walmart, Exxon, and Microsoft is awesome

>>9815628
congrats, you grew up

Tru facts I'm going to become a full time escort and build up cash to spend on bills and living. From there I'm going to exponentially increase my activity and position until I have cash flow rolling in. Hoping for at least 2500 a month for the first 6. Hoping to end at 10k a month.

Invest what I can in high yield (at least 10 percent gains)

I have nothing to lose. I'm dead already.

>>9815936
Best case scenario I can start living my life and furthermore help others get to that point. Worst case? What? More debt? Who cares.

My favorite position right now is 3D Systems

Also how df did I buy Smuckers at 109 looool dumb

how do I harvest svxy

So a strategy I was working on last summer was during hurricane season looking for companies with assets in the Gulf Of Mexico.
My idea was that when they was a storm coming watch for them to dip and then buy in.
Any companies I should look for?

>>9816079
me tried this too, but all the ones saw on Robinhood were "warrans" so could not buy them

>>9813971
Fed shitpost, all but guaranteed rate hike.
Look at TLT during the last 10 minutes and after hours on Friday.
My puts are going to make a killing on Monday.

Then, after the rate hike is announced and the fed begins open market operations (carpet bombing the bond market)
The bond market will begin to suck cash out of the equities market

>>9816770
When will people exit?

;_;
Rip BTC ETF
>ProShares told the SEC it would like to pull its plan to launch four bitcoin ETFs.
>The move comes a day after Rafferty Asset Management and Exchange Traded Concepts also withdrew applications, citing concerns from regulators.
>A week ago Direxion Asset Management asked for permission to run ETFs that would offer multiples up or down of bitcoin futures moves.
Someone give me stocks for do TA on

>>9816881
Exit what? Bonds or equities?
Exiting bonds is on-going
I called the equity exit too early, but equities will continue to moon until the bond market hits its trough.
Bonds and equities have a strong inverse correlation, at least for the last week

>>9816073
I think that was just Comfy meming.
I think his plan is to buy SVXY in 100 share lots and sell calls against it.

>>9816960
CARV
HMNY
SDRL

>>9815403
Hope yee all ready for the Green week

My moves are to average into Mondelez
They make Oreos, are the old Kraft company, and just bounced off of the Monthly bolligener band bottom

>>9817042
>>9817083

post more

>>9815149
SPY QQQ IWM TLT

>>9815403
not sure if you meant CAG instead of CEG
CAG is good, but has earnings on the 28th, write this down so another SJM inicent doesnt occur

>>9817211
Just remembered these pics I took a long time ago in NYC of Clover Trading Corp.

>>9817211
Home sweet home. I used to live near there.

>>9817228

>>9817238
Manhattan is expensive as fuck

>>9817023
>praying high volatility stocks will spike for a quick profit
I hope you're making regular offerings to the God of chaos

>>9817276
I'm a casual and I'm still paper trading options. I'm holding some runners right now like $IQ and $ODP and frankly if I'm still holding them Wednesday which isnt likely, I dont expect rate hikes to matter. But I'm thinking even if hikes are priced in, the banks should have a nice green day right? Thinking about buying some $WFC for a couple days.. might be a comfy hold to see how market reacts in short term. What say you?

>>9817533
I should clarify. I'm robinhood trading for real. But havent started doing options for real yet.

any of you guys had any luck with the Dogs of the Dow strategy?

>>9817533
>>9817549
Frankly speaking, the rate hike is expected and thus fully priced in. Just like the next two hikes.

What will matter is Powell's words and the FED's sentiment. Should they give a hint of a more hawkish stance, the markets would get rekt and USD will soar. Personally, I don't think the FED will be more hawkish

And banks might fall victims of the "buy the rumours, sell the news" meme

>>9817570
Yes its my premier strategy

>>9817652
>Frankly speaking, the rate hike is expected and thus fully priced in. Just like the next two hikes.
Did you actually look at the charts at all?
The bond market isn't remotely priced in. It's moving with massive momentum.

>>9817694
We shall see
That is why I don't speculate on macro. Too many variables are out of my brainlet comprehension.

I prefer sticking to my value investing meme like Buffett-sama has taught us all

>>9817502
>implying I wasn't just meming
I spent a couple hundred bucks total on a straddle for HMNY and puts for SDRL
Also CARV is the shit we used to shill to newfags like yourself, and it caught everyone by surprise when it actually mooned

>>9817533
If the bond market really does suck cash out of equities like I'm predicting, the correction will probably most impact tech stocks which are heavily overvalued right now, and I'm thinking chink tech should get slapped the hardest.

When the fed hikes rates, they're shaking the tree.

Banks tend to profit from higher yields on bonds.

>>9817570
I've made definitely made some cash off the consumer discretionaries.

>>9817729
I really wish I took macro in college before graduating :'^(
Micro taught me so much.

>>9817814
Macroeconomics is a shit-tier course I took it and learned very little. It's a requirement for business majors (I was a math major and took it for fun) and the business major students who were in the class didnt give two shits about the subject matter. So it ended up being a high-school tier intro to economics as I remember it. Waste of time. Study the topic independently and stop complaining about not having taken it in college

>>9817814
Sorry that sounded harsh. Maybe I just had a garbage professor. I was thoroughly disappointed in my class though and every time I see you say "I wish I took the class" my autism speaks a little remembering how much of a waste of time that course was for me.

>>9817814
>>9818019
>>9818036
I'm taking macro right now and i switched my major from econ to geology.
rip

>>9818312

oh comfy may god have mercy on your soul

>>9818312
>geology
the absolute madman
what do you know that we don't if you made such a bold decision

>>9818312
>he actually went to school instead of just getting a part time job at a grocery store and putting his savings into Dividend stocks

LOL, never gonna retire

what sites do you all get your financial-pertinent news from?

>>9818312
Now Grug wont overpay big nose tribe for rock!

>>9818312
I had a rock collection freshman year of high school.

Never got me laid.

>>9818505
All financial news is either FUD or trying for you fomo
Avoid!

>>9818793
sounds like a distinct possibility

so in other words, read the regular news and then read between the lines and extrapolate the potential economic ramifications?

Mondelez owns a good share of the gum industry

Teenages are always buying Trident, Dentyne Ice, Stride layers, for when they go outside

Below 40? Now thats a buy!

Lol trudaddy uwu just said he'd implement parallel tarrifs on the us on the first of July if they don't recind theirs

>>9819190
Rate hikes are priced in better than bipolar tarrif rants

>>9818019
Yeah, I got a couple books on it that have been pretty helpful
>and the business major students who were in the class didnt give two shits about the subject matter.
I feel like this can be said about many classes in college that still force you to get some intuition on that shit.

>>9818036
I think it's fine to sound harsh on here.
It's kind of why I love this site so much -- people are actually honest with you and tell you shit exactly like it is.
Reddit is really susceptible to confirmation bias and seeking validation.
I don't want to hide from reality, it's something that you have to confront as an investor or else you'll lose money.

>>9818312
>geology
I heard you can make money off that in the oil industry, m8.
But remember that college is an investment, and you should pay attention to the job market for your exit plan.
Some people get a master's/go to grad school just to hide from reality a little longer--it doesn't go well for them.

>>9818505
WSJ.
I pay for a subscription. It's a better usage of my money than cable. (I haven't turned on my $500 TV in over a year)

I also like zerohedge a bit. But they have a tendency to yell that everything is going to crash, so I think it might be better used for challenging the positions that you're bullish on.

seekingalpha is apparently shit. Anyone can publish there. I may actually publish some financial fan-fic there.
Cramer's mad money is shit.

>>9819190
Wow.
It's amazing watching that little bitch have a spine.
Why hasn't he been this active with the Chinese buying up Canadian real estate?
I thought that was a huge issue.

>>9819206
>Rate hikes are priced in better than bipolar tarrif rants
>Rate hikes are priced in
Are you doing this just to trigger my autism?
I have to check the futures market now for the latest data on how wrong you are.

Treasuries were stupidly high during the Italian bond meltdown and still have room to come down. It's totally going to pass 3% yield on the 10 year.

>>9817023
HMNY here: >>9815473
Will look at others!

Fucking SEB
I mean really? 3k? Who do they think they are?

>>9812758
Nice job on the OP post, grim!
>moves for the week
Looking for a good exit point on my TLT puts.
Still mostly in cash (about 15k of it), staples/consumer discretionaries, and about 2k in defense contractors which have steady, high-rate gains.
Trump is meeting with little rocket man on Tuesday, and fed rate hike is Wednesday.
Should be a wild ride for stocks and bonds this week.

I also feel like addressing that picture used.
Weekend is a great time for all that due diligence that nobody here actually does. I actually like to try using it for tinkering with an ML model for stock trading.

>>9819413
Nice!

what a shitty /smg/

>>9819957
It's slow on the weekend.
What would you prefer to see? You can't improve without knowing what to improve
>be the change that you wish to see in the world

Put another $500 into my Robinhood account, hoping there’s a decent dip this week so I can buy some more ETFs

>>9817792
>>>https://www.tradingfloor.com/traders/globalopportunity/strategies/8
currently invested in MU, should i get out ?

>>9820868
ignore the greentext*

Hope you all bought TVIX and the like on Friday

it's been a week and my robinhood account still isnt approved : (

BTC hitting 6500 & SPY hitting 285 coming week...
there no justice in the worla

>>9820868
I think you shouldn't rely on my analysis because I could totally be wrong.
But, tech or the general market is obviously going to correct or drop a significant amount *eventually*, and I'm so stubborn that I'll honestly probably even wait a year for it to do so.
I just have a lot of conviction that it'll happen within the next week or two because rate hikes tend to "shake the tree" with the tree being the stock market or bond market

>>9821110
You really oughtn't actually short the stock market. On average, the market is tilted against you historically.
BTC is totally hitting a low right around now though. It's making a fairly clean 2 month cyclical pattern.

>>9821134
ahh thanks for your honesty, i'm still such a noob and researching as much as possible, not playing with much, 3k USD is small game compared to you folk

>>9821110
post your porn folder

>>9820885
You're getting me hyped about my TLT puts

>>9821177
I speak with too much conviction sometimes. I get a little wound up.
I'm playing with about 30 grand right now. Started about 18 months ago with 500 bucks. More than half of my current portfolio size is from the last 4 months.

>>9820842
Buy XIVH
I promise the market won't crash :^)

Gonna be a green week again by the way

>>9821242
gave myself a time frame for doubling my capital into the account if i end up positive after 3-6 months, invested into what i thought were safe uptrends
>AMZN
>ROKU
>CGC
>MU
In mean time while watching market like hawk i'm researching constantly, i.e investopedia, here and a little reddit. Any advice would be amazing.

>>9821307

everyone is a genius in a bull market

>>9821341
actually was trying to come off as the opposite, hence asking for advice part.

>>9821177
>>9821307
3k is plenty. don't take advice from /biz/

>>9820885
I look forward to everything crashing. I've got $3K settling on Monday, but everything is so overpriced right now.

any option calls for a newbie this week?

i've got $200 that I'm looking to play with. got justed as fuck off $19 stitch fix calls. my first play on options ever so i know itll happen again.

now that crypto's fucked i gotta have something keep these jones going.

>>9821375
This is true.

>>9821341
Not the shorts

>>9821307
I like AMZN. I made at least a few hundred off them.
Reddit is horseshit. Even inversing them might fuck you over.
They thought short VIX was the smartest thing ever last year until that shit happened this year in early February.
A good extra resource to check out is thepatternsite.com

>>9821297
I planted my SVXY seeds on Thursday, I can't wait to harvest on the 14th!

>>9821676
Fed shitpost?

>>9821736
No, it just takes SVXY seeds a week to fully bloom. Then you harvest them and start again

>>9821676
>>9821807
I have no idea what you're doing.
Is it covered calls?

>>9821826
No I'm planting SVXY, harvesting them, then replanting 80% of the new seeds and storing 20% of them.
What's hard to understand?

>>9821401
10/19 $15 LPL calls are dirt cheap at $0.05.

>>9821884
So are you just doing straight shares of SVXY then?

>>9821307

Canopy Growrth has a multi-billion-dollar MC on just $40m of revenue (none of which flowed through to NPAT)

friends quit searching for some cheap moon and just invest in BWEN renewable energy is going to be hyped up next quarter. but if you aren't neck deep in you're not making it :(. but DYOR of course. just my thought lol im in on BWEN either way loll

how will rate hikes affect companies with long term debt? how do i check if their rates are fixed or adjustable?

HMNY is going to go over $2.50 in the first week of July. Buy it at $0.25 and get an easy 10x.
t. soothsayer

>>9822108
>quit searching for some cheap moon
>just invest in BWEN renewable energy is going to be hyped up next quarter
>market cap: under $40M
>down 50% for the year
Is this a troll post?

>>9822149
Fortune 500 companies will already have that shit figured out.
There's already been several rate hikes over the last year or so

>>9822172
It may actually be the second week. I'm getting 7/11 stuck in my head for some reason.

>>9822172
>HMNY is going to go over $2.50

lmfao!!

>>9822273
You think that's funny? Just wait until it hits $7 on its next run. You'll be laughing all the way to the bank.

>>9822273
>>9822310
You're both basically wrong.
The company is literally run by a jew with dual citizenship to Israel.
This fucker is going to keep driving the price down until everyone shorts and forgets about it.
THEN, he'll engineer a short squeeze just to fuck with everyone, and the price will fly to $25.
Just look at the 5 year chart.
He's running this shit like DRYS.

>>9821951
I'm just being retarded. Just playing with calls

Also posting for posterity: puts on EMB

>>9822377
>>9822310

OH GOD I CANT STOP LAUGHING.

Look at his CV, he's run every company he's been in charge of straight to the ground. He's a scam artist.

>>9822380
>EMB
Wow. That's actually a very interesting position.
Did you do some due diligence here to find EMB or did you hear about it?
What's the logic/strategy here?
Is this a play on the rate hikes? I would think that any country with more than a billion dollars of sovereign debt would have somebody competent enough to math their shit out for the rate hikes, but I am totally pulling the "priced in" meme right now, and kind of drunk.

>>9822377
so you mean they're going to RS to 25? Because there is no fucking way the piece of shit that is HMNY will do anything but fail.

>>9822434
Honestly it's just what little I understand about the bond market.
When the US fed raises rates, it forces smol countries with shittier economies to raise rates as well. Why would you want 3% from an unstable nation like Ukraine if you could get it from the United States?
You can look at recent cases in South America, Turkey, etc where their currency collapses AND they have to raise rates even higher to keep the borrowed money flooding in.
TL;DR
1) US raises rates
2) Sucks money out of emerging shitty countries
3) shitty countries have to raise rates
4) strain put on nations economy
5) things get even worse because borrowing is expensive for that country
6) raise rates even more
7) puts on EMB profit
t. basic understanding of bond market economics, probably wrong

>>9822380
>just being retarded. Just playing with calls
That is, no larpo, a summary of what I'm doing with SDRL and HMNY. If my options on a position are under $300, I'm not being serious about it.
Plus, I'm doing a straddle, so i was thinking it's not like I can go wrong here... Little did I know that I was literally playing up against a Jew with HMNY.

>>9822411
Where'd you find his CV?
I don't think CEOs usually have a CV since they run companies and thusly don't have to apply for jobs -- they employ others.
But you're 100% correct that he's a scam artist. Just like the fucker from DRYS. You're not even going to be able to make money by shorting the fucking guy.

>>9822494

https://www.bloomberg.com/research/stocks/people/person.asp?personId=8113001&privcapId=129575508

>>9822462
>there is no fucking way the piece of shit that is HMNY will do anything but fail.
That logic is how they fucking get you, anon!
Has DRYS literally failed yet? No. The ticker is still available.
Is DRYS a good idea to short?
I want you to look at November/December of 2016 -- it literally ran up 30% in a single fucking day.
Look at the fucking 5 year chart for both DRYS and HMNY.
I don't think HMNY does reverse splits, DRYS does.

This fucker knows exactly what he's doing. The other anon was 100% correct that he's a scam artist. The fucker is smart, and don't think that you can outsmart him just because you know that it's a scam. I fully expect to lose every penny that I spend on HMNY whether puts, calls, or straight options.
I hope you didn't do a straight short, anon, because he will blow your margins just like that fucker running DRYS did to so many back in 2016.

How much needed to live off dividends?

>>9822543
just $40
https://www.aol.com/2012/08/14/coca-cola-stock-share-worth-millions/

>>9821401
UVXY calls 3 weeks from now or QQQ puts 2 weeks from now

>>9822485
Even if you're wrong, that's a pretty interesting observation.
It sounds like you've definitely done some research here. Just don't expect the emerging market bonds to react to the US rate hike in under a week and you may make some good money there.

>>9822530
Thanks!

>>9822543
I think you can get dividends up to 15% with utilities companies.
Depends on how much you need to live off of and how sustainably.
Also, you need it to grow so that you don't get fucked over time by inflation.
I personally don't even know if I'd feel safe at 200 grand providing 30 grand per year.

Y'all pieces of shit itt !

>>9822559
Good shit. Thanks for posting. We tend to think way too short term.

>>9822602
>t. faget

>>9822537
No. I wouldn't put a single cent near that company, shorting or otherwise.

There are far superior plays available in this bull market. Why fuck around?

>>9822543
Depends how risky you want to be and how much money is needed to live.

My goal is to have about 2 million invested in high-dividend general market and realty funds which will average a dividend yield of about 3%. That way I can live comfy off of 60k at least the initial year and more as the market grows.

If the general stock market doubles every 6-8 years, then I could be getting a comfy 120k a year.

But you could also eat shit if it gets slashed in half like it did 08. But 30k in dividends is still possible to live on if you get a mcjob on the side.

I read about a boomer who lives off of the dividends paid out from the millions has has invested in O (reality income ETF). very comfy

>>9822717
>Why fuck around?
Learning opportunity.
I did a straddle and heard I'd get fucked by the IV, but didn't know what that meant.
Now I check the break-even price on the options.
It came in handy with the play that I'm making right now on TLT.
I'm going to make a killing on Monday.

What's /smg/'s predictions for this week? How will the rate hike play out?

>>9822595
>I think you can get dividends up to 15% with utilities companies

no you can't moron

>>9823034

Red because of Drumpfs G-7 antics, fed shitpost, and pending summit failure

>>9822798
Mind posting your positions?

>>9812758
stocks are for boomers