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9804392 No.9804392 [Reply] [Original]

I have a mosquito bite on my asshole and it won’t stop itching and itching, the itch only goes away when I’m shitting, wiping my ass feels like heaven too, how many bitcoin for this mosquito bite to go away? Been there for at least 36 hours.

>> No.9804400

>>9804392
:(

>> No.9804442

>>9804392
Pls sen 10 bitcon sir. will mail bit remedy.

>> No.9804473
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9804473

>>9804392
wait, how did a mosquito manage to bite your asshole?

>> No.9804480

>>9804392
>tfw this sounds good to you and you want to try it, but you realize how long the odds are.

>> No.9804499

>>9804392
at least it's not a hemmorhoid

>> No.9804504

OP sleeps with his ass cheeks spread and gaping i bet.

>> No.9804514

>>9804392
Its not mosquito. Your asshole is infected thats why its itchy.

>> No.9804573

>>9804504
I just thought of Hank Hill doing that and I almost spit out my beer

>> No.9804578

>>9804514
how do I fix it

>> No.9804592

>>9804578
if it's a mosquito bite? calamine lotion
if it's a hemorrhoid? preparation H

>> No.9804635

>>9804592
Thanks man

>> No.9804763

I can tell you its not a fucking mosquito bite bc the thought of a mosquito somehow fllying through the crack of your dirty ass to then land on your butthole to draw blood. Ffs anon stop pushing so hard, you have a fucking hemorrhoid

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>>9804473
this, how is this possible?
do you sleep with your naked ass pointed to the sky?

>> No.9804985

I did take a massive poo a few days back, hope I didn’t tear my cornhole

>> No.9805032

>>9804790
MS paint this plx

>> No.9805151

>>9804392
Dude it's a hemeroid..
You sir are a fucking moron.
Sitting on it makes it worse.

Just think of the chances of a mosquito biting your asshole.
It does not happen. You just lay around with your asshole open in the air? Jesus Christ you are such a moron

>> No.9805297

>>9804392
haha OP has herpes on his butthole thats awesome