/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>97986
Coins, stocks, forex. Trading/importing stuff could work too. You could also translate stuff especially if you know more languages, or teach Japs and Gooks english online. For the specifics, don't ask me.

How about you stop buying shitty chinese cartoon figures and make profit for the furthering of mankind you huge faget.

Post your figs

How2get NEET bux

>>97986
Anzu a shit!

A

SHHHHHIIIIIT!

>>98632
Wow, please leave

>>97986
>tfw NEET but no dole
f-feels g-good man

>>98669
get your dole you are entitled to it man

>>98688
I don't know if I am my parents combined Income might disqualify me but they don't even earn that much though /shrug

>>98710
If you're over the age of 18 you're entitled to Jobseeker's Allowance regardless of what your parents' income is.

>>98649

I used to pimp out 2 women and sell crack in the past

>>98710
get separate bank account with no money on it,.. use address of a poor friend or the homeless shelter address (also for your new bank account statement)

Mine cryptos and sell them to other NEETs

oh no. I think they are going try make me work for my benefits

>>99350
You can sue them for that, it's like, abuse or something

>moots face when next month /biz/ has devolved to a board that exclusively discusses at-home money-making schemes for NEETs and failed used car salesmen.

>>99392
It is for the Local Authority, if it wasn't they would have trouble coming if they were a private company I'd grief the shit out of the place. Instead I'll just be late and retarded and miss days / half days when I feel like it.

>>99401
That's way better than what it could have turned into

>>99401
I would be impress.

I was expecting a keynesianism vs free market board all day long

>>99401
nigger please, we're working on slowly building a fucking army of TA and FA analysts that will earn us some major shekels


assimilate, or be poor

join the 4chan economic army pleb

>>97986
Prostitution pays well.

>>99545
Only if you are pretty.

PRO TIP: We are not

>>99468

I might be so retarded I'll need a full time supervisor to watch me at all times.

>>99527
We've already succeeded in making a new coin and somehow making it valuable for the people that mined since day 0

NEET pride worldwide

>>99574
If he's male he can hit the gym and acquire passable looks.

Why do people hate Anzu?

>>99948
What coin? I haven't been here since day 1.

>>104532
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=464476.0

I fucking wish there was a basic income.

>tfw when I'm on the work programme

What you need to do is use your powers of NEET. You have infinite time, so learn something, raise your market value. Japanese is a good example, we always need translators.

I'm pretty good at the social aspect of making business and I believe if shit keeps going the way it is going I can make use of a handful of dedicated translators in a few months time, like six or more or so. If you get your nip nong chip chong to a proper level till then then I'll be happy to hire any 4chan faggot over any other punk in the business. You gotta have nepotism somehow and I see everone on this site as my brother.

>>98306
>buying

>>104500
FalseNEET.