/biz/ - Business & Finance

>year 2077
>be me, a bounty hunter for hire
>receive new contract from fully encrypted, decentralized, secondary internet on my AI integrated phone that handles all of my business contacts for me
>another SoKo thinks he can end this near lawless landscape due to no central point of attack
>get in my Tesla that's operated by the same AI that deals with my finances, banks don't exist anymore
>shitpost on 4chain as I'm chauffeured to the approximate location of the target thanks to blockchain delegated predictive analysis that aggregated all of his daily habits
>get out my car, a grimey older man with a yamaca and dirtied suit begs for tokens in the alleyway
>I ignore his kvetching
>spot the target heading into a robo-brothel and massage parlor
>pull out my biometrically enabled, heart-attack air pistol and proceed to enter
>I transfer .000000007 LINK to the service robot to give the target a soothing, mint-scented, tea-tree oil scalp and eye wash and blow job "on the house"
>he's oblivious, too easy
>shoot target with self-destructing nano-bots that spontaneously erupt the aortic valve
>he's dead in minutes without even knowing it
>robots continue service without knowing he's dead yet
>walk out
>I scan my tertiary transparent address and the live recording of the hit using my bionic eye to the decentralized contracting service in order to confirm that the job has been accomplished
>smart contract executes its final role and releases an (unknown amount) of XMR to my semi-hot wallet
>atomic swap half of earnings back to LINK
>god I love fungibility
>Tesla pulls up and I dictate my AI to head home and prep the alternate reality room for a bit of R&R
>another day, another linky