/biz/ - Business & Finance

No problem--whatever it takes to keep you locked in that room at your parents' house!

Feels good being a neet and not having to slave away for some jew boss.

Good thing I have all the time in the world to enjoy life to the fullest and not hate every second of my existence like some wagekek.

>>979063
No problem :^)

Enjoy your poverty lifestyle and crippling suicidal depression my friend! What's it been now since you left the house? - 5 days? 10 days? Haha, who's keep count anymore right haha.

When's the last time you hanged out with your friends? Oh wait you only talk with them on voicechat in Steam games :')

>>979065
Go to sleep wagekek, the week of slavery just started. Another day another dollar. Me ? Oh I'm just gonna go to sleep whenever I feel like because everyday is a holiday. Heh maybe your boss isn't gonna force you to work this christmas
T I C K
O
C
K

Who /feelthebern/ here?

If he gets elected I'm hoping for enough neetbux for an Oculus Rift.

Thanks /biz/ for your tax dollars!

>>979065
This. I'd gladly pay to keep your degenerate ass on your mommy's basement couch rather than stealing my shit or sucking off dudes in a public park. I've got plenty to spare.

>>979071

another day, another dollar, wagekek :^)

>There are anons on this board RIGHT NOW who have to set an alarm

Wew lads

>>979072
>maybe your boss isn't gonna force you to work this christmas

That's ok. Most respectable jobs have holidays off AND we get paid enough to enjoy a warm vacation with our family or friends.

When's the last time you've been on a Vacation? Oh right you don't even have a passport because your anxiety is so bad you can't leave the house nor do you have the need for a passport.

Don't worry NEETCÜCK, I'll smoke a cigar and have sex with a cute girl in your honor!
:^)

>>979071
>this is literally how wageslaves delude themselves

>>979086
>When's the last time you've been on a Vacation?

but I have vacation every day. remember to set up your alarm clock for 6 am. TICK TOCK TICK TOCK

>>979088
>>979092
>Mfw NEETCÜCKS have so much freetime to do things that better them as a person that they spend their entire day posting these threads because they're so bored

Lmao your own threads show how bad of a lifestyle being a neetcÜck is.

NEETgod here. Today I plan on staring at a wall. Jerking off 6 times. Going on 4chan. Telling mom to cook dinner when she gets home. Not gonna take my autism meds. Then I'm going to stare at a wall again. You wish your lives were this fulfilling wageslaves. #thuglyfe.

>>979086
Oh but I'm on a vacation every day.
I get to sleep in, wake up to birds gently singing me awake and enjoy a healthy breakfirst.

>>979095
>>979071
>>979065

all these wannabe patrick bateman and jordan belforts on suicide watch

>>979095

don't delude yourself. this thread is just an amusing passtime between my novel about an angry wagekek going postal and my piano lessons

Neetfriend, is this a cry for help?

>>979106
I'd be more worried about your mental state, wagekek.

living the life

you jelly, wagekeks?

>>979071
>Belgian Beer on tap

Absolutely disgusting. I bet whoever wrote that thought he sounded fancy

>>979129
Belgian beer is delicious you scandalous little pleb

Fucking NEET's. I'm going to find a way to turn your bodies into gasoline so I can burn you in Porsche during my weekly driving tours around Monaco. Fucking parasites.

I can't wait until Trump gets elected so you finally will lose the ability to vote and own property, you leech.

>>979129

>wagekek too busy at work to know pic related

One of these days OPs mom and dad will croak due to old age/heart attack/car wreck/suicide and then he'll definitely be glad he's a neet after the sheriff evicts him from his basement.

>>979150

Aren't your animes more entertaining than poor trolling?

>>979099
apparently NEETS think there are 32 hours in a day too.... lmfao

check yur pic

>>979063
You're welcome.
-A wageslave

>>979163

I am a free man, wagey, so my day has however many hours I want

TICK TOCK TICK TOCK

another day, another dollar

>>979121
I am hoping for bait.....

shit comp
shit food
shit desk

I imagine a very fat dude behind the camera

>>979150
>you leech
And as he finishes his post, the wagekek sets up his alarm, frustrated that his week of slavery has only just begun
TICK TOCK TICK TOCK

>pic related
Your face when your alarm wakes you up in a few hours

>>979179
I can't wait until freedom of speech is a privilege reserved for hardworking, wealthy folks. Only one more year until Trump gets elected poorfags.

>>979145
It looks like she put a fucking napkin on her head. Jesus Christ.

>>979063
No problem neetkek. I always help out the disabled and less fortunate. Not everyone can be born as lucky as i was and with the same abilities as me

>>979150

Do you honestly believe they'll ever take away bux from autist? Our bux is basically mass shooting prevention.

Yeah it might be good sitting on 4chan all day doing nothing but your never going to get anywhere,that's your life forever,why are NEETS even on /biz/ ?

>>979204
Lmao at NEETs having the initiative to get off their ass let alone kill en masse

>>979249
>Lmao at NEETs having the initiative to get off their ass let alone kill en masse

This. They'd get dropped by /pol/ or /k/ blue-collar workers who shoot recreationally.

>>979204
So wait a second, neetbux is the only thing preventing you from going #BetaUprising?

Dude... you're not even a beta. An Omega or an Epsilon at best.

>>979145
>>979152
>Belgian Beer
>good

how about you choose an actual good beer, like German, Czech, Austrian, Polish etc.? Fucking hell