/biz/ - Business & Finance

*blocks your fud*
Wew, I had to use 4% of my power, impressive for a linklet like you.

Testing on Kovan too.

>>9781459

Is fetching price information really "testing"?

>>9781486
Yes, that's all chainlink does. Lmao, linkies on suicide watch, they're worse than arkies

>>9781459
someone needs to tell mr. huxtable to take a new photograph. he's got a blanket on the wall behind him that matches his pajamas and i don't like it. i know his target audience doesn't go outside but he needs to aim higher.

Link is already dead op. Dont teabag it now, have some respect

>>9781540

it's weird. in the beginning I was fudding Link to accumulate more. which I did ultimately when it was around 13 cent. I amassed 300K Link. I definately think I have enough to make it. the problem though is that I can't stop fudding my own investment where I am literally all-in with my life savings. I designed some of the most hated and posted memes regarding Chainlink. again... I am all-in with my live savings and I have no intention whatsoeva to shill this project. instead I went to insane lengths to meme fud whenever I can. sometimes I sit a whole day in front of the screen and I FUD FUD FUD FUD. I don't something is wrong with me. but since I have invested in Chainlink I feel verydifferent. my behavior makes absolutely no sense... yet I am 100% sure I have to FUD my own investment.

>>9781409
you are a MANIAC!

This same fud post is copied multiple times a day by illiterate pajeets paid in nickels.

Never again attempting to Fud anyway rather i've a genuine dread with Chainlink. Chainlink has been on Ropsten for a month and all individuals transformed into sitting tight for these sorts of limit associates to mind the check web. the gathering even forewarned individuals to see out for Ropsten to peer the clients making utilization of the framework. pleasantly for three weeks the essential trades on Ropsten had been general peeps taking the one hundred Ropsten join from the apparatus. there was emphatically no requesting for records. the truth be told, any individual approached Thomas for what reason and later on Thomas made a dashed to show it works. legitimately I see Thomas' request information anyway it's miles the only a solitary.

For what reason may that be no endeavoring on ropsten? wherein are each such a customers/assistants/devs that must spill on the usefulness of chainlink? I know the nonattendance of correspondence, nonappearance of updates from sergey, nonattendance of web based life closeness, growing competition from enormous gamers are for the most component admonitions yet this may be the greatest.

Does everyone truly need to make utilization of Chainlink people group?

>>9781409
ADVICE TO LINK MARINES
Try a pool cleaner vacuum while underwater, especially with a heated pool, it will give you the best orgasm of your entire life. the fans rapidly but gently smack the head of your dick while giving really strong suction. obviously stick your fingers in first to make sure it's safe, not every pool vacuum is the same. I've had blowjobs from 3 different women and 4 different men, I've used vacuums, cock-pumps, fleshlights, vibrators... and NOTHING compares to the pool cleaner. I'm not even fucking kidding right now, if you get the chance, try it. the only thing that is even remotely close to how good that pool vacuum felt was straight up vaginal sex with this fat chick who had a really warm snatch, it was like sticking my dick into a wet loaf of banana bread straight out of the oven, and yes this fucking pool cleaner vacuum was better than that. I don't own a pool or else I'd be doing it every day. unfortunately the owner of the pool caught me doing it so I'm not allowed to be within 1000 feet of his house anymore but it was so fucking worth it, I'm telling you that fucking pool vacuum is like heaven. honestly the only reason I even want to make it with LINK is so I can afford my own house with a heated pool and of course a pool vacuum. I can't wait to buy a dozen different brands and styles of pool cleaners and fuck them all. I live for that day to come.
END OF ADVICE

>>9781486
yes that "info" is not on the blockchain so let's say that data came from Coinmarketcap than other websites (etf, insurance, weather... etc) can be used and integrated into smart contracts.

>>9782346

>>9781566
Are you a NEET or like 14 on summer vacation?

otherwise where do you find the time

>>9781409
Im so proud my og fud is now a copy pasta. It is a real concern tho only testing is thomas and jonny

Not trying to fud but I have a serious concern with Chainlink. Chainlink has been on Ropsten for a month and everyone was expecting all these potential partners to test on the test net. The team even told people to keep an eye on Ropsten to see the customers using the network. Well for 3 weeks the only transactions on Ropsten have been regular peeps taking the 100 Ropsten link from the faucet. There has been absolutely no requests for data. In fact, someone asked Thomas why and then Thomas made a run to show it works. Well I see Thomas's request for data but it is the only one.

Why is there no testing on Ropsten? Where are all these customers/partners/devs that are supposed to be drooling at the potential of Chainlink? I know the lack of communication, lack of updates from Sergey, lack of social media presence, increasing competition from large players are all red flags but this may be the largest.

Does anyone actually want to use Chainlink Network?

I heard möbius will be partnering with Samsung and the entire province of Halifax and it will be $2000 end of year. I’m in a working group with secret devs and this guy who works for Compaq told me.

>>9783078
you should always test any device like that with your fingers or something. you can't fuck around with this type of stuff, you gotta be safe, because you only get one dick. for instance, I didn't just dive into the nearest pool and start fucking the pool cleaner of a complete stranger. these people were one of my wife's best massage therapy clients, and they had a really nice house with a huge pool and hot tub. we were invited over for a bbq one day, and that's when I first noticed the pool cleaner vacuum. I've had my fair share of vacuums in the past, but never a pool cleaner. it was right then I realized that I would do anything to fuck that pool cleaner vacuum. every time I came over I made an effort to take a dip in their pool, which would increase my chances of being left alone for just long enough to have my way with the pool cleaner vacuum. the problem is, the pool cleaner vacuum wasn't always in the pool, which made things even more complicated. to make a long story short, eventually I did find my opportunity. me, my wife, and the couple were hanging out in the hot tub and eventually all 3 of them decided they wanted to go inside and get ready for dinner. of course I told them I wanted to stay a little longer, and maybe take a dip in the pool: which of course had the pool cleaner vacuum going. as soon as everyone was inside, I jumped into the pool, which was only slightly colder than the hot tub thanks to the pool heater. I immediately swam over and stuck a finger inside to see if it was safe. sure enough, I felt the gentle fan blades tickling my finger with such an amazing suction feeling. without hesitation, I pulled my swim trunks down and stuck my penis inside. it was heavenly bliss. within no more than 30 seconds I had one of the most powerful orgasms of my entire life, I was literally stunned from the feeling. the best part is I didn't even get caught until my third encounter with the pool cleaner vacuum... those were the good days.

>>9783078
WARNING MARINES
A discord crew is fuddin LINK up in preparation fo' a pump n' dump. They hope nuff will push so they fomo back up in n' loot they pumped bags. First, they ask fo' LINK memes all dem minutes ago ''Oh /biz/ help, I lost mah meme folda n' all mah LINK memes is gone'' n' then they start a heavy FUD campaign. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. In tha next few minutes or weeks, they will pump n' dump LINK.
WARNING OVER