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Hello my name is Arthur Hayes and I'm the CEO of Bitmex
When the market is so low on volumes I use my proprietary trading desk to create quick and precise pink wojaks and green dildos across all exchanges
By doing this, I liquidate your short and long positions using my own insider trading desk
Yes, I trade against my own clients, but only the small fishes like you fucking queers
I recruit the huge whales to make money with me
In the end, we will suck the average Joe's pocket dry and only big players like me will win in this game
Also, we will never pump Bitcoin, we don't need to, we are already making shitloads of money whatever your faggots decide btc going up or down
The current situation of the market is very ugly for u faggots though, the only nigs trading coins are yourselves with one another
No new money is coming is, this is why I can create those bart formations you see on price charts, no volume, just pump and dump and liquidate shorts and longs left and right
Tomorrow I'll go to Ibiza to receive the Yatch I bought for 200 millions dollars
See you faggots