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Hey guys,

Dunno if you noticed but there are some weird topics being posting on /biz/ across multiple threads at once and i can't honestly determine their intent. They seem to aim to cover as many visitors as possible by bumping each thread separately.

Right now it's getting your dick sucked by a vacuum.

Previously it has been:
- Manlet threads
- Balding threads
- Cuck threads
- Virgin forever threads
- NEET hate threads


Now none of these are special on their own, but the fact that multiple occur at the same time at different intervals is super strange. You don't see 2 thread types (as above) at the same time.

Are they trying to break our spirits? lol idk it's fucking weird though

>> No.9771229

>>9771213
its /r9k/ and /pol/

>> No.9771242

>>9771213

Don't worry, the bogs know that we know about the 6th so they're trying hard to distract everyone before they pump it

>> No.9771245

It's not a psyop dude, people just like posting easy bait.

>> No.9771251

>>9771229
Do they post threads about it? I haven't seen any

>> No.9771260

>>9771213
try a pool cleaner vacuum while underwater, especially with a heated pool, it will give you the best orgasm of your entire life. the fans rapidly but gently smack the head of your dick while giving really strong suction. obviously stick your fingers in first to make sure it's safe, not every pool vacuum is the same. I've had blowjobs from 3 different women and 4 different men, I've used vacuums, cock-pumps, fleshlights, vibrators... and NOTHING compares to the pool cleaner. I'm not even fucking kidding right now, if you get the chance, try it. the only thing that is even remotely close to how good that pool vacuum felt was straight up vaginal sex with this fat chick who had a really warm snatch, it was like sticking my dick into a wet loaf of banana bread straight out of the oven, and yes this fucking pool cleaner vacuum was better than that. I don't own a pool or else I'd be doing it every day. unfortunately the owner of the pool caught me doing it so I'm not allowed to be within 1000 feet of his house anymore but it was so fucking worth it, I'm telling you that fucking pool vacuum is like heaven. honestly the only reason I even want to get rich is so I can afford my own house with a heated pool and of course a pool vacuum. I can't wait to buy a dozen different brands and styles of pool cleaners and fuck them all. I live for that day to come.

>> No.9771263

>>9771245
What gets me is the consistency of the trends though. 2-3 threads of the same topic, then moving onto a different topic the next day.
Seems intentional.

Like the shrimp farm stuff was obviously natural meme progression but this is clearly forced.

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Probably has something to do with the 0xbtc pump and dump happening right now. All I see in the catalog is that and vacuum cleaners, like they are trying to make sure they get maximum attention. As soon as somebody buys enough washed bags, that shit is going down hard.

>> No.9771401

bunch of late adopter children and man children jealous at everyone that's already rich, knowing they're too late, so they have tantrums on biz.

>> No.9771407

>>9771213
OP a couple days ago there was a suicide one as well. In the space of about an hour 6 or 7 suicide threads telling people to kill themselves came up for literally no reason (the market wasnt even crashing or anything). It was weird af.

>> No.9771410

>>9771213
try a pool cleaner vacuum while underwater, especially with a heated pool, it will give you the best orgasm of your entire life. the fans rapidly but gently smack the head of your dick while giving really strong suction. obviously stick your fingers in first to make sure it's safe, not every pool vacuum is the same. I've had blowjobs from 3 different women and 4 different men, I've used vacuums, cock-pumps, fleshlights, vibrators... and NOTHING compares to the pool cleaner. I'm not even fucking kidding right now, if you get the chance, try it. the only thing that is even remotely close to how good that pool vacuum felt was straight up vaginal sex with this fat chick who had a really warm snatch, it was like sticking my dick into a wet loaf of banana bread straight out of the oven, and yes this fucking pool cleaner vacuum was better than that. I don't own a pool or else I'd be doing it every day. unfortunately the owner of the pool caught me doing it so I'm not allowed to be within 1000 feet of his house anymore but it was so fucking worth it, I'm telling you that fucking pool vacuum is like heaven. honestly the only reason I even want to get rich is so I can afford my own house with a heated pool and of course a pool vacuum. I can't wait to buy a dozen different brands and styles of pool cleaners and fuck them all. I live for that day to come.

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Do not look further into this picture.

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>>9771411

This one mate.

>> No.9771440

>>9771213
There's no spirit to begin with, but be my guest and draw stupid lines between some weirdo who fucks vacuum cleaners and typical r9k threads that have always been there.