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does anybody else here trade short to medium term on leverage on 1broker? trying to get into it myself, im having problems with patience though i want all my money in positions immediately which I shouldnt be doing but money just sitting there is a waste of time, unless i just go 1x leverage long indices or something and close them when i want to get in other positions i guess is one idea I could work on

>>9744945
PREVIOUS FUCKIN THREAD
>>9732193

I FORGOT THE FUCKING OPTIONS VIDEOS
DO SOMETHING ABOOUT IT FAGGOT

What are your thoughts on SXVY?

Daily reminder that this thread is full of morons.

>>9744945
are you teh profit ?

First for Deans Food

Whos Finally out of their hole today?

HMNY is going to drop to like 35¢ today and recover to 65¢ later this week before falling again.

>>9744985
Me on the back.

>>9744985
big if ture

>>9744975
>IMPLYING I EVEN CAN

>>9744984
SHORT IT

YOU KNOW WHO RUNS THAT SHIT?
FUCKIN COMMIE FAGGOTS

>>9744991
WHO DAT?

The Golden Bullrun

>he shorted a meme stock like netflix

DONT BE THAT PERSON

McDonald's will upgrade 1,000 stores with kiosk and mobile order technology every quarter for the next eight to nine quarters.
International markets like Canada, Australia and the U.K. are already fully integrated with kiosk service and mobile ordering.
McDonald's has also been exploring delivery in the U.S. in an attempt to meet customer demand and changes in how consumers want to get their food.

>>9745075
lotta red dildos in the golden bullrun desu

100% Mcdonalds stores will have kiosks in USA by 2020, half by end of 2018.

berniebros btfo

>>9744985
Isn't that why you are here?

>>9745108
MCD is one of greatest stocks, absolute Aristocrat

Did you thank him today?

Omfg SNAP just keeps going up... I was so retarded not to buy this last week.

>>9745108
>>9745122
Wait I haven't seen any fast food chain without the kiosk ordering for like 15 years wtf.

>>9745133
Won't this put a ton of limp dick liberal art majors out of employment?

USD too strong T_T

might as well join in the GE meme

https://www.digitaltrends.com/cool-tech/las-vegas-automation-strike/

WAGEKEKS ARE SCARED

>>9745137
Meant to post the most bro CEO in tech

>>9745133
theyre gonna make a ton more money too after they ditch all the minimum wage employees too. pretty much every MCD and BK near me has those kiosks already

>>9745108
>changes in how consumers want to get their food
No one has ever wanted to have to go out for McDonalds. There has always been a demand for fast food to be delivered. They just never gave a shit because other than some small local businesses, there wasn't any options for it until Uber Eats and similar larger businesses really took off, threatening their market.

>>9745161
and thats a good thing!

Apple gonna announce all OLED lineup at event today. Get your $LPL and $OLED now!

>>9745155
What country / region are you from?

>>9745169
the knife will keep falling, buy later

>>9745126

Nope.

I quit participating in this shithole a long time ago; shortly after it became infested with vermin (tripfags & weabs).

I just stop in to warn unsuspecting anons when I come across it in the catalog.

you double niggers promised me hmny excitement but this shit boring af. explain yourselves!

>>9745179
>mcdonalds
>delivered
>nobody wants to go out to mcdonalds

>>9745161
Hopefully they all die in the gutters of whatever stupid filthy ghetto hipster streets they infest.

Among the demands of the 50,000 members of the Culinary Workers Union are higher wages, better job security, and protections against automation. The workers, whose contracts are up on June 1, are employed by more than 30 of the city’s renowned resorts.

“We know that many hospitality jobs are slated to be automated in the next coming years, so we want to make sure that we’re innovative and thinking about how we can protect workers and their jobs,” Bethany Khan, director of communications at the Culinary Workers Union, told Digital Trends. “Our automation and technology proposals deal with protecting workers. We know technology is coming and we want to make sure that workers are protected and have a say in how technology is implemented in their workplace.”

>>9745176
I've never worked a minimum wage job.. used one of those kiosk at MCD and though to myself right away.. fuck those minimum wage cry babies that shit was easy as fuck to place my order and they are complaining about having to do that? lmao

>>9745191
The only redeemable and good poster on here is lunch Anon.

>>9745186
France, but it's the same in Germany, Italy and Japan.

>>9745191
are you the guy who made the bagholder copypasta? that was bretty gud

does anyone have that?

>>9745161
they can all go work at food co-ops for less than min

>>9745222
Yep, MCD already did it all over Europe. More costly labor and protections.

USA is hitting now.

>>9745239
Wew minimum wage here is like 12€/hour all taxes included, I don't think it's much lower in the US.

>>9745211
I'd like to see them go on strike and never come back because the robots provide a better service. Maybe they'll be able to keep the fucking places open at 3-4am so when I'm fucking drunk and high on cocaine and need to put food on top of what ever is left in my stomach I can get something nice and not have to settle for something shitty or something I had to make my self.

>>9745267
Depends where in the US you are. In Texas, minimum wage fags make like 7.25 an hour. Those poor cucks but fuck em all.

>>9745196
Patience, nigga. This shit is going to be fun.
>>9745199
I dunno what you're trying to imply. I'm just saying all fast food should have had a delivery option since the days pizza started offering it.

>>9745222
Just need to get rid of your rail workers and their fucking commie union now.

I'm not really against unions though... The french railworkers union is a rare exception... CAW/UAW is another one that needs to die.

only thing i can really eat on cocaine is juicy fruits like pineapple or watermelon

>>9745267
Kek, minimum wage in the US is $7.25/hr unless you live in one of the few cities / states that has passed a local laws to have a higher minimum wage. If you're working for minimum wage then you usually don't make enough money to pay much in taxes except for the mandatory 7.65% that gets automatically deducted as payroll taxes.

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm in boomer jail again so I brown bagged an egg salad sandwich, I was in a rush so I forgot breakfast though. I'm up a comfy 2% today so that's nice, might exit a few positions depending on lunchtime movement. Holding GBR and NOK.

>>9745329
Dude what are you doing on cocaine so early in the day? That's absolute degeneracy man.

>>9745334
based lunchbro
how are you today ?

>>9745343
sometimes i do cocaine all day.. like from the time i wake up till about an hour before i go to sleep, i don't really see anything wrong with it desu. it's not like i do it everyday

>>9745334
Im eating a toad in the hole

>>9745334
highlight of the day.

>>9745362
Are you an 80's Wall Street trader by chance?

>>9745334
Don't know yet, probably just going to go the gym to work out instead of eating lunch.

anybody interested in a boring hold that might be reversing trend and moving up check out ODP.. huge volume on the close friday

>>9745334
hold that GBR real high, like set a sell limit on it to lock up your shares

Chad Foods

>>9745334
Chicken fried rice while watching profits wiped out

>>9745376
nope... just a white guy with nothing to do most of the time

wtf happened to nktr

>>9745334
Working man's lunch, 10 mg Adderall and 2 cigarettes

I need a new job

>>9745359
Doing pretty good, I partied hard with my friend all weekend so I'm a little fucked up though. I don't party much anymore so it hit me in the gut good. I was pretending to be sober in the liquor store instead of in the gym, I'm probably going to double down this week on exercise.

>>9745417
are you from Scruggs Company in Georgia ?

>>9745383
$3 sound good?

>>9745398
why didn't you close your shorts?

>>9745427
Nope random grocery store butcher in Michigan

Working minimum wage until I can find a CAD job

>>9745421
Nice m8
Keep it up !

NKTR 54.70 -35.65 (-39.46%)

doesn't everybody see that opec is full of shit and not actually raising production while all the inventories are shrinking and demand for oil is increasing? Why are these damn prices so fucking low?

>>9745433
Sell point was 274... and it gapped up OVER sell point ;_;

>>9745432
yeah i'd say so

>>9745312
Wew lol
Well, poor fucks the lot of them.

>>9745326
They are litteraly dying. See, I'm in the train and they're supposed to be on strike. Unions went all in but lost. Macron is winning, there's 0 opposition anymore.

>>9745334
Going home, green as shit. Soitec didn't disappoint me again.

>>9745410
Don't you have a job or something.

>>9745458
thats just the way the cookie crumbles

>>9745462
Roger

Judge my portfolio, /SMG/
VOO - 4 shares
BRK.B - 1 share
BAC - 12 shares
JPM - 4 shares
VIG - 8 shares
MSFT - 6 shares
NOBL - 18 shares
XLU - 4 shares
VTI - 6 shares
NVDA - 4 shares
AAPL - 2 shares
DGRW - 10 shares
QQQ - 7 shares
IEFA - 16 shares
DIA - 3 shares
VT - 4 shares
Total portfolio value = ~10,800

My goal is to buy and hold and use the dividends to reinvest them and buy more shares. I have a couple of growth companies which I believe will keep on running. Currently considering either buying GOOGL or AMZN.

Thoughts?

QD is mooning, my calls expire in 11 days, but there's still no way in hell it's reaching strike price. It will continue to moon after my calls expire, and the bogs will laugh at my 100% loss
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>>9745505
yeah, that should it

>>9745467
i started a handyman business, but ill go like a week or two without work then about a week or two with work, sometimes i just go around the corner for a quick hour or two job.

Other day went took down a mirror, painted behind it and hung a new mirror.. It was a stone throw from my house.. took less than an hour and made $40 came back home and jerked off. i own rental properties and have an investment business that deals with pennystocks but that doesn't take alot of my time

>>9745536

>>9745536
flip the calls for profit don't try to exercise them, that's how you lose money

>>9745536
Comfy why would you do that!?!!?

>>9745536
>total loss

>>9745536
yo comfy if that shit gets ITM but youre all out of time, just exercise them, and if it keeps mooning you will come out on top

I'm watching CNBC right now and Cramer is fucking insufferable. God damn everything from the things he says to the tone of his voice to his stupidly exaggerated antics just angers and disgusts me. Why did he ever become such a popular television host? Who even likes this humongous faggot?

>>9745558
>>9745562
>>9745563
>selling now
I-is far too late lads

>>9745505
check out ODP and NMM

ODP is a whatever company nothing to fucking fancy about it but it might make a good trade.

NMM imo is going to be growing soon. BDI is rising and NMM has been buying cheap ships to expand their fleet. They recently started their divi back up which is a huge sign of improvement in the companies financials. They don't have toxic debt like most other shippers out there and too me NMM is very under the radar

>>9745586
jesus

>>9745582
He is like the Alex Jones of stock trading, always fucking wrong with a small bit of truth mixed in with all the bullshit he spews.

>>9745586
AAAAAAAAA

>>9745582

boomers love crack fueled personalities in investing

>>9745586
Thanks for playing, better luck time

>>9745586
Why Comfy? Why?

>_<

where the fuck did the volatility go /smg/?

>>9745582
BUYBUYBUYBUYBUY

he uses a soundboard on his show

>>9745586
>14 calls
ok nvm about the exercising ur fucked

>>9745582
I liked when pressed the sound effect buttons

>>9745617
It went to USO.

>>9745617
Trade war is priced in
Italy is quiet
Printing presses still shit money

>>9745621
SELL SELL SELL

>>9745617
half of the retail traders got FUDed the fuck outta here

just trade on the closing bell and opening bell. no point in fucking around with the market when its open right now. theres nothing going on

The six months of all 4th quarter midterm elections as well as the quarter that follow have an 85% chance to be a net gain. Not only a gain, these quarters together average a 14% rise. Those numbers are using the S&P 500 since its inception. The grandiose promises of politicians and an uncertain political climate do nothing but bolster the chances of an economic surge. In fact if you look at historic crashes you will see most of them start after the midterms near the end of the next quarter and end after 1-2 years. Nothing is certain and we could absolutely have a dip this summer; however, we will MOST LIKELY have a 6-month period coming this next Autumn of pure unadulterated gains. If we just continue like this until then it will be all but inevitable. My personal plan is to ride the shit out of this until the end of January 2019. If by some miracle February and march of 2019 do not crash, the bull will keep charging till 2020. Screen cap this.

GOLDEN BULL YEAR FOR AMERICA

>>9745589
NMM sounds like I good idea, I'll add it to my new DRYS collection. December calls??

>>9745595
>>9745598
>>9745614
>>9745618
It was supposed to moon right after earnings. It didn't.

>>9745658
SP is going 100x over the next 10 years, theres no stopping, new paradigm

>>9745681
gomfy, you were supposed to quit options, what happen?

>>9745685
Pretty much

If automation works out all that earnings is going to capital and not workers.

>>9745678
Bull year for the whole west I think. Except maybe retail after the big welfare cuts here.

>>9745681
>NMM sounds like I good idea, I'll add it to my new DRYS collection. December calls??
i'd dollar cost average into it maybe even wait until you see it start to take off.. not sure why you would add it to you DRYS collection... i just told you it does not have toxic financing like other shippers. They also have a 30% equity stake in the newly formed Navios containers..

Is this FUCKING ASSHOLE gonna pump my BrkB or what? Its not even beating the DOW anymore, infact its just been going down

>>9745589
Im not looking to make day trades - NMM seems like an interesting company - but I'd rather avoid penny stocks until I do further reasearch on my own. I've learned not to chase memes posted on /biz/.

>>9745541
That should what?

>>9745681
DRYS collection?

>>9745715
Automated driving fleets will cut costs and benefit low income a huge amount. The cut costs in transportation of food and goods also helps.

The cost to maintain a low income lifestyle will be reduced a lot in western societies just from automated transport alone.

>>9745759
>DRYS collection?
you must not have been around the whole shipping frenzy a year or two back... DRYS went from $5 to $100 then to pennys then reverse split then to pennys then to reverse split then to pennys.....

>>9745777
I started on 2016. Lost a lot of money chasing /biz/ memes in late '16.
Stopped following SMG threads throughout 2017 and 2018.

>>9745750
buffett-sama doesnt know what to go long on rn either

god i fucking love shopify.

going all in on this stock was a life changing decision

$DELT

>>9745582
cramer is literally /biz/ but for boomers

>>9745803
the whole market knows about DRYS... it's not just a /smg/ thing..

Based Dean's

>>9745803
most of biz is pumpers especially crypto.

You should always think for yourself but try to understand how someone else reasons.

>>9745777
i miss greek shipping memes desu
the last good one i was on was PXS sometime last year

>>9745699
It's just so hard to quit

Entering a new industry, Utilities
Buy SO

GOOD amd news out of computex


https://videocardz.com/newz/jensen-huang-next-geforce-is-a-long-time-from-now

What the conference has confirmed is that NVIDIA is not even ready to talk about the new series yet. Any question about the next installment in GeForce portfolio has been met with a laugh and no definite answer from Jensen.

The press conference was an invite-only event. Those who were invited were welcomed by snacks handed personally out by Jensen. Unfortunately, those who were expecting a taste of a new Geforce were left with disappointment.

No details about GeForce 20 were given, although journalists were trying to at least get a hint.

What Jensen told everyone was that they will be invited to the launch of new GeForce, but they should not expect it very soon. This confirms what we have been hearing from the industry for the past few months, NVIDIA has not given any details to their partners yet, so there is nothing to talk about yet.

Redpill me

>>9745905
Options are like drugs, you've got to say no to drugs or just say yes to drugs. Either way you can't just ignore them.

>GE
nooo I just bought

>>9745920
Here is the video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RabDYLr-LNg

off the cuff "A long time"

>>9745943
why would you post sad that you bought it like the people who told you not to will care

AMD price target $10

>>9745928
parabolic growth

HERE WE GO NIGGAS TO $14 DOLLARS

>>9745963
fuck

meant GE is a buy at $10 and not higher right now. Not even sure at $10. It's a trash stock. Cut losses.

>>9745963
what

PCG is approaching buy-in levels for me, I'm looking at an entry point of ~$40.

>>9745979
Why did you buy GE? What reasoning?

>>9745991
to trade a range above and below 14

>>9745998
It's garbage right now. Just let it decline more and buy then. It's not going to go up soon on any good news.

>>9745987
Ah, fuck it, I just jumped in and bought 100 shares of PCG at 41.95 and 75 shares of EIX at $60.91. I'm planning on holding these for 3-6 months.

>>9746035
Im not selling
My intuition doesnt fail

>>9746055
It's fine man, I might buy it when it hits $10.

>>9746046
why are utilities been going down sir

>>9746069
Risk appetite returned
Defensive sectors are being dumped

>>9746069
those two in particular are electricity providers in California and their transmission lines got "blamed" for "causing" some of the wildfires last year, even though they complied with every safety regulation that was on the books and literally did nothing wrong. Because of that, under California law, there is a threat of them being sued for the damages that those wildfires caused but I'm betting that the courts will either cap those damages or throw the claims out since they took every reasonable and necessary precaution.

>>9745475

How do you guys find your pivots. I've been following regression line +/- a standard deviation spread and it seems to give a good place to get good entry/ext strategies.

It doesnt protect from sudden market boggenings but you can get a feel for the day from what the vix/$tick is doing

Today is a boring day with a +/- 1 SD trend in the SPY on low volume that is slightly bullish, the dow is even tighter.

There was a surge of buying that was rejected this morning and now its been mostly quiet. I'm not seeing any good trades right now but managed to grab a +2.50 /ES on the first dip today. No other setups appear to be forming so i'll probably be just looking for bargains on the daily candles instead.

DIS turned out to be a good play on friday I'll sick with it until we return to the mean or my stop is hit. Otherwise i'll just sell OTM covered calls for free money.

>>9746109

>>9745227
Hey bro where you been, good to see you back, hope oil was good to you, formulating next stratagem and will post it soon!
T.uso options faggot

I'm starting to think that this might actually be what has flattened out SPY's upward trajectory and is fighting SPY's current upward momentum...
We might be getting our big correction early.

>>9746055
GE looks like a good buy for a week hold, but the yearly chart still looks quite bearish.

>>9745187
OLED going to the gutter they're already expected to be phased out their future looks gloom long term short.

>>9746132
no, wait and let it crumble.

>>9745457
Manipulation, hence the difference between Bront and WTI.

The real question is will prices pop before my options expire

nvidia pivoting more towards new areas of growth and away from gaming (since it has a huge lead)

Huang had just finished announcing Nvidia’s Jetson Xavier, which Huang said is the first computer designed specifically for robotics. Powered by six processors—including a Volta Tensor core GPU, eight ARM64 cores, and deep learning accelerators and image processors—Xavier is the kind of computer that could be used to build a robot to hand you a wrench in the lab, like Tony Stark’s Jarvis.

>>9746131
Auessies are up right now, expect more buckaroos in equities until it goes back down. I think this rally is short lived but I wont fight the flow.

AMD over $15 this week boys?

>>9745928
SAM is best beer stock, STZ is basically Corona, which is not as bad as BUD but not great

>>9746181
very good chance with computex announcements.

>>9746181
Lol filtered

>>9746181

Hope not, just bought $15 puts expiring Friday

>>9746164
USO options fag, this will spike at one point in the next 4 weeks. If anybody thinks oil's price has topped for the season they're on drugs.

>>9746216
Oil Topped

>>9746190
What
I've been holding it since it dropped under $11 last year and just wanted to ask /biz/ about it

>>9746216
oil is shit. The realization it's dying is becoming more clear to people each day.

>>9746216
Oil topped. Saudi and Russia are going to increase production

>>9746225
Holy fuck, that kid is going to grow up to be a murderer for sure.

>>9746225
That's fucking hilarious, I bet the future serial killer is always going to remember this.

>>9746236
This is just a natural thing for shitskins. He won't grow up into anything out of the ordinary.

>>9746236
Its just good fun

>>9746232
Looks oversold and a good quick scalp.

USO chart

i just went to MCD and got a sausage and egg mc griddle... idk why.. but out of just about every breakfast thing there is to eat.. a mcgriddle just makes me feel like the biggest piece of fat shit after i eat it

>>9746278
Lots of simple sugars and a lot of fat.

>>9746278
>Mcgriddles
my favorite

>>9746278
You're eating a sandwich with pancakes in place of bread. Of course you feel like a fat fuck.

>>9746278
Go to Big 5 stores and buy things to shove up your ass

>>9746278
>Doing cocaine in the morning and having MCD
I hate to say it but you are going off the deep end man. At least go to the gym today if you are having MCD

>>9746225
What could that poor child have possibly done to deserve that?

>>9746315
Being porn, fuck that kid let him suffer. Life is suffering like the Buddhists say so why don't you just let the little kid have his fair share. I hope he learns from his suffering.

>>9746225
>live in third world country
>have nothing to eat besides eggs from all the chickens running around
>save up enough money from washing windows on cars on corner to buy cake for birthday
>smash birthday cake and throw eggs everywhere
>wonder why still poor

>>9746314
I eat the sausage burritos from there about 4 times a week. I've been doing this for years and haven't died yet. AMA.

>>9746278
I like the sausage and biscuits

>>9746326
>Being born...
fixed

>>9746315
because he is black

>>9746315
Indonesian birthday celebrations involving humiliating the child.

Another a tradition that usually done by teenagers that has been going on for years is to make birthday person feel special or more likely miserable. The birthday person would be thrown with disgusting stuff, or thrown to a dirty pond, it depends how lucky you are. If your friends were nice, the birthday person would be lucky enough just to get smudge with a cake on their face and poured flour. The common tradition is to be thrown by egg and flour. I experience this twice, but I was still lucky because my friends did it in my house driveway, it could be worse.

>>9746261
>when the kid still tries to cut the cake after its gone

>>9746314
He started posting with a trip because he's emotionally invested in a failing retail store. He was never not in the deep end.

>>9746131
Curious, why do you all use SPY when VOO is objectively better in every way over time?

>>9746314
i'm not doing cocaine today tho... atleast not yet i dont think

>>9746337
>>9746343
these are my go to breakfast items from there.. i really try not to eat mcdonalds but when i do i usuallyget a sausage biscuit and a sausage burrito and a hash brown and have a drink at home.. When the fuck are they going to make that a meal? like wtf.. sausage biscut and a sausage burrito with a hashbrown and soda. WTF!! short MCD right the fuck now!!!

>>9746307
>>9746304
>>9746294
they are good, just make me feel like a fat fuck

>>9746380
Good question.

>>9746347
I initially planned to say stupid shit on your probable Indonesian origin but didn't

Because I am glad to learn to this Indo cultural trait and now curious to know where in History it came from

>>9746374
up 32% on my BGFV position but i guess some call that terrible gains... meh

its about the trade. thats it. the trade. that is all its about.

>>9746408
it must be a volume and liquidity thing

Also the nominal share price is higher for SPY, it is better to do options on it me think

>>9746380
Long and hold buffet style: VOO all the way

Daytrade: SPY is better than anything else. Compare the liquidity and volumes for options and stock.

>>9746347
I think humiliating someone on his birthday can be considered as a surprise as in SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER

>>9746468
It's not really a surprise if it happens to everyone on their birthday every year though.

>>9746496
That's why you have to get them when they are young

Boy his cost of living must have gone way up over the last few months. Nothing to see here goys, just quadrupling my insider sales MoM.

>>9746430
I'm up over 50%, my average is 5.60 lol

haha brkb you can stop dropping now

pump a little harder please

>>9746496
>>9746468
the kid was actually allergic to eggs and they didn't realize this till after.. he ended up in the hospital for 5 days after that was filmed. His mom and dad later divorced and that kid went on to become 6ix9ine

>>9746278
I don’t eat there anymore. I slowed up once I noticed that every time I ate there I’d feel like shit the rest of the day. Then a couple of years ago I got legit food poisoning from one in southern Oklahoma. Never again.

>>9746496
Maybe that makes children disgusted with birthday parties and won't ask for anything in the future : it saves expenses for parents

>>9746545
damn lucky. I sold some this morning to buy some more ODP only have 200 left but looking to buy more if it dips below $8 again

>>9746535
>sells 220k shares Tue-Thu
>sells 237k shares Mon and Fri

What does it mean? Is this some form of secret Jew-Jitsu?

>>9746380
Been thinking about moving to, or atleast watching NDX
Me SPY strat stop working

NO NO NOOO

>>9746556
Ticks going bearmode last few minutes, we'll see if it holds. We are probably topped on the day if they do.

What's a good retards guide to the stock market?

someone please post about shorting NETFLIX

I'm rock hard right now
BOGS ARE GODS

>>9746637
Learning the hard way from experience.

>>9746637
step 1: buy my bags
step 2: HODL

https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Three-fund_portfolio

>>9746637
if you have anywhere near average IQ don't try to play it. Stock Market is great for LOW IQ if you play the long and safe game and go for stable returns.

>>9746655
No, like how it actually functions. I understand stocks and mutual funds, but half of what you guys are saying makes no sense to me.

if anyone is in DRUS or looking to get in this would be the time to put in some bids.. i wouldn't slap the ask for about a week or so though. I'm assuming they are going to accumulate here, VNDM and NITE have been on bid all morning witch CDEL on the ask and just moved up

>>9746637
>What's a good retards guide to the stock market?
/smg/

>>9746651
They killed themselves
As expected of small specs!

>>9746637
>>9746682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wM6exo00T5I

>>9746682
It's just people taking much higher risk using various financial magic. Don't need to know it unless you are degenerate gamble.

Buy good stocks and take advantage of the fact things tend to go up over decades.

>>9746682
go on investopedia.com and read up on any terms you're unfamiliar with

>>9746682
The Bogs pump, and the Bogs dump. Hallowed be their name.
The game is being on the right side of the Bogs. Personally I've built a shrine in my living room to the bogs and pray to it every day before trading.

>>9746730
Based. Bless you my brother in bog

>>9746730
This must be what I've been doing wrong.

>>9746730
This, the Bogs are Gods and we don't even deserve the fact they walk among us. I only started making gains when I started worshiping the Bogs. Coincidence? I think not!

>>9746216
> this
Not with precious aramco exit scam/ipo looming soon I agree, gonna get a call going again

>>9746728
>investopedia.com

Cool I'm already losing money

>>9746655
Me personal method

>>9746682
Just ask
But b carful, smol spec, bcuz I wil raep u wit muh bepis

>>9746851
I didn't even know they had anything you could pay for. They just have great info that always comes up whenever I Google anything I don't understand or want to know more about.

>low IQ swing trader vs 200+ IQ index fund portfolio manager

I uh...shorted nvda from 265. Will i survive or shd i gtfo

>>9746851
wat? Don't pay for shit you dumb nigger, just use it to look up terms you don't understand.

https://www.investopedia.com/university/

>>9746637
Risk management
Best single sentence advice:
Keep positions 1-5% in size of your total portfolio.

friendly reminder that the VIX will drop another 30%, then stay there for the rest of the year

>>9746216
U know they want a good price range to go public with that ipo they'll increase it then pop off to get ppl used to the prices for a bit before hand. Wti is gonna catch up to Brent, all that oil and not enough infrastructure
Oilprice.com for 10 minute delay oil prices, it's directly tied with Uso (wti) and to a somewhat lesser degree XOP (not as directly but does influence the price direction.

>>9746878
shorting anything now is dangerous. but if anything do netflix amazon or amd. nvda is doing too well

>>9746880
>the average trader should be holding between 20-100 different stocks

That's too much to actually keep track of shit and do proper research, I usually try to hold 5-10 stocks at any given time.

>>9746878
>>9746916
shorting meme stocks is a losing gamble

>is the stock a meme
yes? don't short

>>9746928
10 minimum, counting your used leverage force yourself to not use more than 10%

>>9746928
No I don't mean to use all of your BP I meant when your opening a position keep it 1-5%.

>>9746916
>do Netflix, Amazon
Another one bites the dust!

>>9746878
You are so fucked kid you don't even know it.

>>9746878
>shorting a top tech or semiconductor stock
I hope you at least are using puts instead of an actual short and are prepared to lose all of it.

*gurgling intensifies*

Its puts. Need a mini miracle.

>he didnt buy the sell hour dip

>>9747046
What's the timespan?
If you can hold through the June 13th fed shitpost it might come through with the way that the bond market is coming apart right now.
Check out what happened around January 26th, the last time that this exact same scenario was playing out.
The bond market is going to suck brainlet cash out of the equities market.

>>9747034
congrats on this

>>9747076
So we should probably trust Mike with iron hands and show the markets our corporate policies?

*otherworldly gurgling*

Based Kraft Heinz/General Mills
looks like the large specs finally caught wind

>>9747089
Thanks!
It's so nice to finally get to see this play out.

>>9747099
I'm not saying that the NVDA put is a good play, or that TVIX is looking like a good value play right this moment, but I have no idea how the actions occurring on the bond market over the next 2 weeks could support the current price action on SPY or QQQ.

>>9747128
This is great. Those are starting to form a pretty nicely defined bottom.

>>9746654
Its 6 contracts Comfy. I hope it reaches 14 but, like how much do you expect to make lol.

>>9747296
Faggothood

>>9747296
gaytrader

>>9744945
Anyone got that UVXY earnings call transcript?

>>9746654
E R E C T

>>9747296
Fuck.
Now I might have to switch to interactive brokers.

Got out of nvda with 50 bux lost...

SUNRUN!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>9747228
have you fuckers seen how flat the yield curve is getting? treasuries are about to get kicked in the teeth

bears are getting BTFO

>DRUS

>>9747480
Why does anyone listen to big5 anymore? BTW get KTOS superior drone tech.

>>9747493

Great minds think alike: >>9744985

>>9747480
Maybe he meant for investing not trading. Maybe...

>>9747476
Trump wins again

Republican midterm sweep just rose 3% on betting markets. Up to 46% chance from 43% chance.

>>9746225
wtfrick

LOL @ Gold
Commies rekt yet again

>>9746637
Don't go all in one one stock
Never go full retarded (full meme stocks)

You can never have enough (portfolio) diversity

DAMNITT WHY DID I SELL SHOP AND NOT BUY BACK INTO ITS DIP

>>9747461
Explain what you mean by "kicked in the teeth"
I know that shit's getting flat.

>>9747581
>DAMNITT WHY DID I SELL SHOP AND NOT BUY BACK INTO ITS DIP
This.
It hurts so much.
I sold SHOP, SQ, and NVDA on Friday.
The one thing that brings me joy is that CVNA, the one fucking thing I didn't sell, pumped more than 5% today as if it's starring in The Little Engine That Could

>>9747480
>Investing in OTC stocks ever

>>9747476

>>9747590
dey gon go down fast

>>9747615
>he sold right before the new Golden Age

I've got $6300 cash left in my account, what's on sale?

>>9747637
So what's the short play here?

>>9747632
>Investing in OTC stocks ever
>Investing
thats the problem
you dont invest in them. you trade em

>>9747650
imagine people in shit like soup companies instead of tech

>>9747637
Kek.
Yeah. I'm very curious how power hour is going to look for TLT.
I'm hoping it's looks like XIV on VIXplosion day.

>>9747615
Could be worse
Between amzn and losing $60 on WTI I've bogged myself out of all time highs I could have had today

>>9747674
Get ready for VIX month is in either September or October! The moon charts say so
>>9747558
BUT MUH SLIVER IS UNDERVALUED

>>9747672
b-but my yield prospects

>>9747685
I'm still getting all time highs.

>>9747637
DUDE.
Power hour kicked off with green dildo for SPY and red dildo for TLT.
WHAT DID THE BOGS MEAN BY THIS?
Shit's going to get nasty!

>dat JD jump today

>>9747655
i usually flip calls or puts on them overnight. they gap up and down really well. the general trend on TLT right now seems to be steep and down. i think itll continue. i also think some big guys might pull out tonight in particular due to how flat the yield curve is getting. the only thing that would keep it up is a FED pump, but inflation seems pretty much where they want it for now. dont see it happening

>>9747674
im actually anticipating it to get bought up a little more into close. im gonna get another set of puts on whatever rally it can muster

Only up 0.08% today
should have just gone all in on Dean's

>>9747493
I sold KTOS for like 7%. We are now entering the age of the chink, BZUN and IQ are my new heavy hitters. In less than a year I'm gonna have some multi-baggers.

>>9747743
(((Big lactose))) wins again

>>9747727
>>9747674
I bought a put on it for June 15th. Hopefully things go well.

There are no breaks on the Chink Train

>>9747768
was gonna say go ITM
if youre OTM you might get screwed by theta
i like the deep ITM hi delta ones as they give me a lot of action with even like 50cent moves

>>9745323
What trading platform is that?

>>9747800
>i like the deep ITM hi delta ones as they give me a lot of action with even like 50cent moves
Hmm, I've never actually taken those into account. I've just bought something when I suspect it to go down or up.
So let me get this straight, if I have a conviction that a sector of the market is going to go down, I would be able to get better swings with something that has a high delta in general?

Where are my fellow Nintoddlers at? Just bought 200 shares on today's dip before E3. Please understand.

Also, for other anons who trade options, do you always sell to close? Just curious. Because I usually sell to close whenever I make a significant return, regardless of how long the option has left on it. Is that bad?

>>9747845
depends on a lot of things.
i like them for slow moving high priced things. when theyre deep ITM theres no time value left, so you can buy the nearer term cheaper ones. i like to think of the delta as a representation of how many shares of the underlying im LARPing as having

also, unlike OTM options, the chances of total liquidation are rather low. as long as it stays ITM, theyll still have intrinsic value.

>>9747866
Oh damn, that's a good price, should easily swing back to $50+ in short order.

>>9747878
Thanks. Always quality stuff.

>>9747845
example
>i just got 4 TLT 121puts cuz theyre fucked
>ill hold them overnight, lose minimal theta, >hopefully get a gap down, sell 2, then let the other two ride for my moonshot
>the delta of between 80-90 means im LARPing as having like 40k in short bond exposure
if its a gap against you, you can either just eat it, or you can double down or hold (hence why you still wanna give yourself some time. i like 15-25 days out desu). but this trend bonds are in is pretty ugly, and its still up way high from even two weeks ago.

power hour breaking upward

>hold on to your butts

>>9747768
I think you're a little late, anon
IV has already picked up and most of the movement for TLT that I was expecting has now occurred.
I was planning to hold until 3% yield returns or the fed shitpost, but this price for TLT takes care of the pullback from Italian bond meltdown imo

Cuckerberg lied to Congress. Even Democrats are piling on him. Has the time come to short FB?

>>9747975
buy signal

>>9747959
Based Golden Bulls!

>>9747982
>buying on bad news
Fucking jews work in mysterious ways.

>>9747836
TD Ameritrade Level II

>>9747971
i think its gonna gap down. there was very little selling overnight last night. but the yield curve looks fuck awful right now. i think there will be some selling off tonight and tomorrow by bigger guys. especially going into FED shitpost

>>9747975
what did i tell you guys? i said he was lying through his teeth. you arent supposed to do that to congress under oath

>>9748016
>*very little selling over the weekend and during this morning

not too shabby Newell brands

>He didn't buy the SNE dip
I think their Camera/Sensor department is gonna get much bigger soon.
Got in at ~46

>>9747971
also, bear in mind that theres an auction tomorrow. with yields looking as flat as they are going into it, im betting people will buy the 10yr over the longer ones

>>9748044
That's what we call, catching the knife.

>>9748016
Cuckerberg wasn't under oath when he spoke to congress fyi

that face when you catch the allergan falling knife

>>9748104
LOL
well isnt that handy...
so it really WAS just an advert

>>9748088
catching knives is what value investing is all about!

>>9748104
so the whole point was just a publicity stunt?

>>9748104
This. It was just Congress trying to call Zuckerberg's bluff, problem is he has an IQ of 200 and he outplayed a bunch of elderly retards.

>>9748126
>>9748137
>>9748139
The purpose was to softball him and make it appear like congress gave a shit but not upset the apple cart because they're all globalist shills.

>>9748158
yea i think them digging into him right now is all midterm brownie points desu

>>9748158
ya gotta love how these fuckers spend whole terms not doing anything at all, or simply getting in each others way and jamming everything up, and then midterms comes around and theyre all pretending that their dad used to work in some coal mine, or that their grandpa invented global warming or some shit

>people think facebook isn't in bed with intel agencies

Cuckberg is teflon

>>9748050
I shoulda bought more, still learning with options

The bogs are crashing this shit with no survivors

>>9748218
Or how a billionaire real estate developer from fucking New York City who has lived a life of extravagance and luxury can put on a red baseball cap and win over rural and blue-collar America.

>>9748139
>IQ of 200
Hello, Mark

>>9748224
lel
i dont think anyone here is saying that m8
maybe not all of us think hes a spook (i fucking do), but we all know damn well who is the primary buyer of all that personal/demographic data. congress has a pleasant working relationship with him

>>9748259
or worse, he posts a tweet of a 4chan meme and everyone thinks theyre part of some revolution or some shit.

>>9748131
They never tell you about shorting rising knife

>>9748284
>never tell you about shorting rising knife
because thats where you get fucked like a cheap two bit whore.
unless the underlying is just some P&D garbage, its best to wait and look for distribution before hopping short. unless you just love holding through fuckhuge drawdowns for some reason

>>9744945
new thread
>>9748347
>>9748347
>>9748347

>>9748284
small specs shorting is the best thing to ever happen to the market
Like literal bonus fuel for the Brazen bull

>>9748259
People didn't love Donald Trump, they just hated Hillary Clinton more. Worst election I've ever seen in my 31 years of life.

>>9748408
naw, Trump is my fav pres ever

>>9748408
Trump is 10/10 you jew

>>9748126
Congress wanted to look like they knew what they were doing

But none of them has ever used Facebook , besides telling interns to make them one , so no one had a clue what was happening besides zuck

It would be like if you went into a kindergarten class and they grilled you about how to trade stocks, doesn't matter what you tell them, because they have no clue if anything you tell them is true or not

>>9748408
I really liked Trump.