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If you haven't bought Campbell Soup yet you hate america

Calculated my undiluted YOY ROI about an hour ago.
I'm at 98.5%.
I'm so fucking excited.
I think it'll only go higher when I get my ML shit together.

>>9726521
>pic related

>9726485
NON ISSUE

Bank of america has too much money
They have the buybacks ready
They have the 100% dividend increase per year ready
Nothing is stopping this train

>>9726518
this

>>9726518
I forgot about them. Thanks! Looks super dank.

>>9726532
Wait. I didn't adjust something properly.

Rub her belly and your biomed will surge! SURGE!

>>9726599

That's bad lab technique.

First for Deans

>>9726521
>>9726532
>>9726596
Alright, yeah, it's only 56.1% YOY ROI.
I believed 98% for a bit because I was at 66% back in March and was hoping I actually made money at a faster rate with options.

>>9726618
Don't worry, I always wrap it up with PPE baby.

http://www.deanfoods.com/brands/

>>9726552
Alright. Fair enough.
Just feeling that banks are getting spooky again.

>>9726637
>>9726697
I don't invest in cow slavery, you sick fuck

>>9726637
>>9726697

Why is this a meme now? I'm not seeing the upside there...

>>9726508
what are you waiting for the autumn dip to pick up anons?

>>9726746
>>9726736
this could be yours
all you needed to do was buy Deans

>10 year lows
>milk at 50 year lows
>Almost all Dairy farm and milk brands owned by Deans
>High dividend, slight growth

This is just another based buy to add to the dividend port. Milk is untapped, an 8x potential

>>9726508

Is it worth investing if I can only afford to put maybe $1-2k a year into index funds?

I feel like I don't make enough to really have a handle on my finances, but then again I have used online calculators and if I invest $1k today, it will be worth like 20x the amount when I retire. That means it's definitely worth it, right?

>>9726782

No one drinks milk anymore though.

Altmilks (onions, coconut, almond) are where the demand is at.

>>9726782
You're bad at shilling desu

>>9726801
It'll only be worth that much if you're active. I wouldn't actively manage a portfolio as a means of retirement. That's what IRAs are for. Better if your employer matches.

>>9726801
There's no way in hell you're going to get a 20x return

>stock market thread turns into a pump and dump on a milk company

This is why no one takes this board seriously.

>>9726801
Yep, absolutely worth it.

>>9726812
cattle will make a comeback

>>9726817
100x
The golden bull isnt a meme, I know you dont believe but you will see

>>9726835
i dread the day this thread is taken seriously. that will mean the normies are here and have ruined it

>>9726817
>>9726841
You could turn 1k into 20k in 45 years. It's not impossible.

>>9726860
You could do that through a fucking job in six months

>>9726868
I didn't say it was a great idea or a good use of your time.

>>9726868
whoaaa, not all of us are Anesthesiologists

>>9726817
>>9726860

I am talking about compound growth on a stock market index fund over 40+ years of my life.

>>9726877
>use of your time
put it in an index fund and it'll 20x in 45 years, 30 minutes of effort required

>>9726903
>matching IRA via
>>9726816

>>9726868

You would need at minimum a 6 figure salary and live very frugally.

>>9726835
ive been browsing /biz/ for a few years now and this is the most active ive seen these types of threads for a while. the discussion seems to have picked up over the last year or so. its like all of the crypto nonsense caused the non-memers to congregate in these generals

>>9726903
Oh I see. He did say Index Fund. I missed that.

>>9726782
>10 year lows
>milk at 50 year lows
>Almost all Dairy farm and milk brands owned by Deans
JFC.
You're like an investing savant.
You put out nothing but fucking gold, dude.

>>9726801
Absolutely. I started with only $500.
This isn't shitcoins, you actually make money on average with stocks.

>>9726812
That's a load of shit.
Altmilk is a meme being pushed by the Jews.
I have 6 cartons of milk in my fridge, and I haven't even bought DF yet, so no meming.

>>9726813
I love the shit he posts. I always watchlist the stuff and buy it up on blood red days like Friday for NWL.
This shit's going to fucking skyrocket on the next fed shitpost correction.

>>9726817
He said for retirement, not next year. Totally legit. 100% possible. Possibly easy, in fact.

>>9726868
>laughinggirls.jpg
You're retarded if you aren't making money off your money too, anon.

>>9726931
>its like all of the crypto nonsense caused the non-memers to congregate in these generals
That's exactly what's up here.
Occasionally I'll see a few threads outside of /smg/ about stocks, and I always point them here.
It was a very sad time when /rgt/ was dead and /smg/ didn't pick up.

>>9726835
>implying I've not genuinely watchlisted DF and am absolutely pumped to buy it on Monday
Nikkei bro posts nothing but the dankest value plays.
>TFW somehow have the fortune of posting regularly in the same thread as the next fucking Warren Buffett

>>9726993
>That's a load of shit.

It's actual data.

The whole altmilks are bad for you is just a /pol/-fringe thing.

>>9727193
I'm still going to keep making fun of onions, buying milk, and most likely buy a little DF on Monday.

>>9727193
To be honest, I've been in Medicine/Healthcare for 8 years, and when I was in school many people were arguing about phytoestrogens even then. I had a GP of 30+ years tell me he suggests all his cholesterol cases that are men to stay away from that shit, and to drink only skim milk and as little as possible.

>>9727263

Then show me the evidence that phytoestrogens from food sources have a significant effect; [not some study where they fed it to rats everyday for years in high concentrations]

I'm open to changing my mind, but have yet to see anything credible.

>>9726736
>slavery
>implying cows dont like being milk

If I were offered the choice to hook myself up to a succ machine I would do it and so would you, stop deluding yourself.

>>9727348
Oh. Sorry. I have none. I'm just talking anecdotal. I use almond milk for my cereal. It's more about how long ago people were discussing the alternatives.

>>9727428

I think I misread you anyways. Were you talking about dairy milk?

>>9726993
I'll watchlist Dean but their stocks fell in 2017 for a reason. 27% decline in sales one quarter. Then continued to have declining sales revenue after that. Even last quarter they had decreased sales again. Though only by a little bit. Maybe they stabilize next quarter. Maybe they dont. If people are buying less and less milk and they're scaling back production to keep pace with demand-- then that's not a stock I really want to sit long on. I only spent 5 minutes doing research though. I'm on a boat on the pacific ocean with garbage internet.

I think the strongest buy in my portfolio right now is $MU. Semiconductors are on fire, and untouched by the trade war. I'm pulling out of most my oil stocks now too since I cant watch the news or trade whenever I want do to internet. Most my oil profits came from intraday or overnight swing trades and watching candles.

I'm currently playing the gap up on $AAOI and it's not too late to jump on with me and try to scalp +5% early this week. I'm making the same play on $DUK but it's a little late for a buy there unless you're actually long.

You guys are the only friends I have left