/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>9720480
sauce...

>>9720585

>>9720480
Which state?

>>9720480
you have to do soil analysis if you want to grow anything

>>9720668
Tennessee

>>9720480
Grow weed everyday

>>9720678
Do they make tests for it?

>>9720480
3 acres of cannabis plantation

>>9720700
I can grow it here, but it is illegal to let it mature. Its too much of a hassle dealing with the regulations and niggers trying to steal plants

>>9720699
yeah you can buy a kit at home depot

>>9720480
Put up some 12 foot fences around it and turn it into a fuck park for rich sex addicts

>>9720748
Why would someone pay to fuck in an empty field and a 12 foot fence around it?

>>9720668
>that pic
Silly anon. Whites can't look like monkeys (unless there's a nigger in the pile)!

>>9720766
Youd be surprised

Sell it so you don't have to pay taxes every year.

>>9720766
Richfags got balls and bills they wanna blow.

>>9720778
How would I advertise? Email Podesta and ask if I can advertise on the Lolita express?

>>9720778
lol do tell

Mine it for resources

Then turn the mine into a fuck mine for rich sex addicts

>>9720480
build a strip mall there, rent out the spaces, get the maintenance contracts on those spaces, reinvest the money you earn and buy more land and build more.

>>9720809
And run a secret sex ring out of the back of the strip mall

>>9720809
How do I get money to build the mall in the first place? Also it is in a rural area in the middle of the woods

>>9720832
You raise the money from the fuck park

>>9720844
How can I advertise the fuck park tho?

>>9720864
Craigslist.

>>9720832
Just pay the taxes and keep it for a "bug out location" to store your supplies for when the Commies take over and try to starve us all to death.

That and just grow some food there and sell it. You can grow a lot on 3 acres and the taxes will probably be less than $100/year.

>>9720480

most land is useless

i'll buy it for 500 doll

>>9720864
Paint FUCK PARK in big letters on the outside of the fence

Put up signs along the road that say fuck park this way

>>9720832
it helps if you let us know a little more about the area, is it near a town that is growing or just near a shithole area? What is the land zoned for, if anything... gonna be some lawyer costs there. Maybe industrial instead of commercial property would be better.... or build some condos and own the HOA.

Takes money to make money

>>9720480
loopnet

youre welcome

>>9720895
Would garlic be a good idea to grow? I can grow hundreds of pounds of it on 3 acres.

>>9720480
Find a wife, do a farm, and live the life

>>9720925
That would make a pretty kinky buttplug for your fuck park

>>9720832
leverage the value of the land with the bank as a loan to start the business nigger faggot

>>9720920
It's zoned for agriculture and is in a very rural area with less than 10 houses around it. Its in the middle of 80 acres of land that used to be a cattle farm but is now over grown. I have a right of way to the nearest road

>>9720943
How much could I sale a garlic bulb that doubles as a butt plug for?

>>9720954
Yeah, and the bankers could be your first customers for your fuck park, you could charge them the cost of your loan!

>>9720954
Do I need to get a business license first?

>>9720955
so basically its useless for anything except growing shit for the next 2-3 decades unless you can figure out a reason for people to want to do business there.. that sucks. My dad has 260 acres of tree farm that is useless for anything else so we cant even make any real money with that land.

For anyone who might be wondering 3 acres is only a little smaller than 3 american football fields.

>>9720970
Use your imagination

>>9720955
become a bee keeper

>>9720480
Grow garlic

>>9720984
But what if they are jews?

>>9720998
adding
possibly build a shooting range out there

>>9720480
how did you get this pic? I worked at a telecom company in canada and one of the high level tech support guys showed me the original version of this pic

Grow forest and earn donations from eu

>>9721005
Some people are into that

tard wrangling school

>>9721011
Doesnt that just mean they will definitely be interested in the fuck park both financially and personally?

>>9721011
>bankers
>what if
That's an oxymoron

>>9720480
Start a Westworld kind of amusement park. Hire some slaves and let rich people beat them up, fuck them etc. as they please.

>>9720998
There is a basedbean farm down the road and I have the equipment to clear it off

>>9721068
We already have fuck park on the table

>>9721073
*onions

Make a wilderness sex retreat where people can have sex in the wilderness without fear of getting arrested.

>>9721037
Explain

>>9720480
Build a shrimp farm.

Create a cannabis sex farm where cannabis sex enthusiasts can come to smoke and have sex without the fear of arrests.

>>9721108
I would have to charge a lot. If everyone in the area came and fucked it would only be like 8 couples

>>9721100
OP will never have the balls to start fuck park but /biz/ needs to collectively raise capital; we should buy some land and fence panels

>>9721073
>>9721106
>basedbean
>onions
top kek

>>9721132
Cannabis is illegal and the police go after weed hard

>>9720480

Make sure you fence it off while you think it over because people will try and use it, and get away with it legally. Let's say you kept it for 3-5 years and you went back to check on it somebody can put their shit on it and it would be legally their property. Research "adverse possession." I read about it in a grad law course called legal issues of accountants. If I were you I put up signs and block it off with a barbed wire fence. Maybe even install a security system with video cameras.

>>9721073
could do a feed lot and slaughter house, do cows do well in tennessee?

>>9721151
It wouldnt be profitable in the area.

>>9721034
I was being serious. OP said there are overgrown land nearby or some shit.

>>9721164
Bribe them with weed and sex

>>9721167
It's an saturated market. The land is literally surrounded by at least 4 cattle farms two of which have over 100 head

>>9721165
Only if they were paying the property taxes and you werent

You cant just squat on land someone else is paying for and take it

>>9721181
So was I

>>9721218
maybe you should just build a fuck park

>>9721220
I'm not Slavic enough for that

>>9721121
Lot of ppl would love to learn the art of tard wrangling. Within the land you could get ppl to pay you to teach them the skills to be a top class tard wrangler. You would obviously stress that it take years of costly training, but no other job is so fulfilling!

>>9721251
There aren't enough people in the area for It to be profitable

>>9721251
So it's settled then, fuck park is the best option

>>9721270
Isn't that the same as being a cop?

>>9721312
Internet marketing can expand your customer base

>>9721220
You're referring to legal action such asejectment. However, courts have long ruled that when someone occupies a piece of property without permission and the property's owner does not exercise their right to recover their property for a significant period of time (>>9721165 3-5 years) not only is the original owner prevented from exercising their right to exclude, but an entirely new title to the property springs up in the adverse possessor. In effect, the adverse possessor becomes the property's new owner.

Read a fucking book for once.

>>9720988
Not really but an llc cost 300 to register

>>9721320
No it's the least likely

Reverse petting zoo

>>9720480
Are there many trespassers ?

If not grow some
- fruit trees
- fast growing lumber (fireplace)
- expensive wood sorts (long term)
- nut trees
- mushrooms

>>9721343
You are wrong, you are confusing easement with ownership. If you are paying the property taxes someone else cannot steal ownership of the land. But if you have a neighbor who regularly drives through your yard or crosses you property while or fishes on your property and you have no fence and have never tried to stop them then the court will see this as you granting an easement

You are wrong, maybe dont assume you know everything just because you took a semester of business law

>>9721402
There is this one guy who hunts there but I can tell him to fuck off

>>9721402
Would it be more profitable then growing an abundant of fruits or vegetables that don't take up much space and grow faster?

>>9721483
play stardew valley and find out

>>9721460
And then invite him to come back and visit the fuck park

>>9721496
That's not a bad idea. He could tell his family he is going "hunting"

>>9720799
lol'd very good anon, very good

>>9720480
>Pic unrelated
make pic unrelated pic related, then profit

>>9721332
No, b/c cops especially the mutt kind are precisely the type of tards that are great for wrangling. They posses a kind of latent form of tardation. Its one of the courses you would obviously offer within your school.

>>9721483
You should grow bananas, corn, zucchini and cucumbers because those go well with a fuck park

What if I started raising cattle like all the others but I spread a vicious rumor that all the cattle surrounding my farm have autism because of the shots they get.

grow some high quality crafting lumber

look into trees like paulownia that grow 25+ feet in three years.

>>9721483
If I was you Id grow lumber and forget about it or sell it as a whole

>>9720678
Bullshit, just check what grows in your area and plant a few things. Seeds are dirt cheap.

>>9720480
First off see if you can get the zoning changed to forest conservation for 30 years to minimize your taxes. Look at which types of trees grow in your climate and how valuable the wood is. Plant accordingly, weed while they're still tiny, ignore for 30 years until you're ready to harvest. Cut down all the trees, sell the lumber and sell the property - build a house - whatever.

>>9721563
You could let customers fuck the cattle

>>9721532
I don't know anything about tard wrangling. How can I learn this art?

>>9721569
I would like to be able to keep the land

>>9721569
>>9721569
>get the zoning changed to forest conservation for 30 years to minimize your taxes

yes do this

in my state if you make a firebreak around your property and plant trees its basically zero taxes

>>9721574
Only the ones with autism

>>9721569
>>9721617
all this hassle for three acres of land OP
if youre living the relaxed live, its a part time activity, but if you wanna do anything in this world you sell that shit or idk, keep it to build a mansion later

>>9721580
/biz/ is a great place to start your journey. Through /biz/ you yourself can learn how the tard thinks! Like I was taught in Neavy Seal training, its 90% mental, 10% physical. When you learn the mental side the physical side will come easily. The best part is the students that come to your tard wrangling school, you only teach them the physical side. This way you get a constant stream of income for these 'students'

>>9721625
The will states the land cannot be sold until I am at least 35 years of age.

>>9721683
Try to open up a junkyard, make a discord, and keep us updated on the cool shit you find

>>9721676
Yes of course

>>9721625
>all this hassle
Getting it zoned forest conservation isn't a hassle and I'm encouraging OP to plant some trees and ignore it for decades. Land is like bitcoin - they're not making more of it... unless you're a seasteadfag.

>>9721693
Your welcome!

>>9721697
Oh dude im all in with you with the french economist land fetish I just wouldnt want to spend more than a week worth of work for a profit 30 years later

>>9720480
Find out if the land is suitable for Solar, Wind, Thermal or Hydro power production. If it is, a local bank will gladly loan you setup funds to develop it.

>>9721574
Fuck Park Anon is my favorite anon today. Thank you, Mr. Fuck.

>>9720685
Yoikes. Um sell it and buy some land in a legal marijuana state and then grow

>>9721447
This entire thread I thought you were some braindead kid (it was still funny) yelling "Fuck Park"
Then you come weigh in on someone and give him a smackdown in regards to property law. Have a (you) anon

Make a coin. For every 10 dollars, op plants a tree.

>>9720480
Growing hops for microbrews. Legal and if you install some old telephone poles and strings you maximize the vertical space, turning square acres into cubic acres. Trust me I am right.

>>9723970
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>>9720480
Black cherry trees
sell each tree for 15k in 10 years

long term investment option research it op.

>>9722242

this - here in scotland there's a few farms which have multiple solar pv panels on certain parts of the land they own which aren't used for sheep or whatever. idk if they rent the land out to other companies or they buy and own the panels outright and have someone else set them up.

no idea where you are but there may be subsidies for it too - I think here you can get a triple benefit from i) any electricity generated powers your own home during the day, ii) any unused surplus goes back into the general grid and energy companies buy it from you, plus iii) a separate tariff the government pays you for using renewable energy per kWh. im pretty sure the government tariff here is a lot lower these days (if its even still available) but when you install it in the uk i'm pretty sure they're legally obliged to pay you the agreed rate for iirc something like 25 years.

might be worth looking into wherever you are, anyway.

>>9720480
Turn it into Bitcoin Cash.

>>9721676
Me want be tard wrangler

Im for a smart contract funded sex Park

Sell it and use the money to buy LINK

Then you can just re-buy the land later with just a fraction of your millions

>>9720480
Create an small and shallow artificial lake and set up an oldschool pinball arcade in knee deep water.

>>9724415
For the love of god what is this sauce

>>9724215

you mean black walnut

>>9720777
That's clearly a jew