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meanwhile at /biz/ corp headquarters...

>> No.9717047
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9717047

*knock knock*
Anon, it time fo yo completely penis massage

>> No.9717053

It REEKS of curry in here

>> No.9717066

>>9717021
>top floor board room
>”q3 nigger extermination numbers are in and we’ve beat analysts predictions”
>board room explodes in applause

>> No.9717220
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>>9717021
Daily Link-conference

>> No.9717243

>>9717053
This is the only realistic post.

>> No.9717275

>>9717220
You said it, linkies will have total control over banking stuff in 10 years.

>> No.9717288
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>>9717220
>be me at the daily link conference
>LINK $1000 EOY

>> No.9717308

>>9717021
>interns keep trying to ask the board members to waste time helping them
>we keep hiring 12 year old kids for some reason
>poo routinely found in street in front of building
>more and more employees die of a mysterious condition that causes their skin to turn pink every day
>HR department needs to be rotated after 2 week tours of duty due to hundreds of reports of racism every day
>the company used the building as collateral for a billion dollar loan and went all in on LINK

>> No.9717310
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>>9717220
>Daily Link-conference

>> No.9717315

>>9717021
*screams "DELUDED ARKIES" in the hallway*

>> No.9717324

>>9717021
>top floor windows open easily for easy suicides

>> No.9717331

>>9717021
>quarterly meetings begin with reviewing newly released bizonacci videos

>> No.9717341
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9717341

hey guys here are the images from our sleep-together yesterday

>> No.9717349

*Announcement on loud speaker*
>Reminder: Floor 5 is the designated shitting area. Please do not openly deficate on the other floors. Thank you.

>> No.9717545

>>9717310
Keked

>> No.9717707
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9717707

>and this is the room where we do technical analysis

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>>9717310
>>9717707
kek

>> No.9717881

DO NOT BUY X

IM BEING HILARIOUSLY IRONIC

EVERYONE SO STOOPID LUL

>> No.9717886

>>9717341
me in the megane

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>>9717021
*loud speakers*
>All Sminems please report to the 19th floor

>> No.9718250

>>9717021
Absolutely disgusting.

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>>9718250
Yeah it should Look Mode Like this

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This thread is fookin tits mate, good job

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>>9717021

>> No.9718493

>>9718476
How are the funds doing tho?

>> No.9718508

>>9718493
FUNDUS ARE SAFU

>> No.9718510

>>9717021
>/biz/ corp headquarters
>mfw it's in China

>> No.9718517

>>9718493
safeu

>> No.9718518

>>9718397
nice t88st anon

>> No.9718564

>>9717021
>what is a 'brap room'?

>> No.9718607

Let's all invest in sensex. History has proved that whenever Modi wins, Indian stock markets skyrocket

>> No.9718757

>>9717021
Boss, I've prepped the shill campaign for the next shitcoin. So the drill is to spam for the boards with threads for 3 days and finally dump 6 hours after news hits reddit?

>> No.9719496

>>9717341
cute! goddamn do i wish lolis were real irl.

>> No.9719519

>the people that buy work at the top
>the people that sell work at the bottom

>> No.9719532

>>9717021
>gigantic pool in the backyard where people pretend to be whales

>> No.9719548

>>9717021
>everyone calls everyone pajeet, even the bosses

>> No.9719595

>>9719532

more like a dark unfinished basement filled with hentai