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9676460 No.9676460 [Reply] [Original]

Any biz fags ever faked your resume to get a job?

We know how fucked the job market is, so whats the most ruthless thing you've done to get ahead

>> No.9676533

>>9676460

I started flying commercial airliners in 1976 with only 4 hours behind the seat of a plane. Great thing is as a co-pilot I wasn't expected to do much and I just learned as we went - I played it off as a drunk but just had a good personality so whenever I had questions I blamed it on the alcohol.

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9676565

huh, do you think I'm a filthy wagecuck?
kys you fucking subhumans

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9676594

>>9676460

>Lying on your resume
>Ruthless

Faggot, lying on your resume is fucking nothing.

I used a fake university degree to meet US work visa requirements and get a 150k tech job in silicon valley. Yeah, you read that right faggots. I played US homeland security.

>> No.9676643

>>9676533
>Blamed it on the alcohol
>Whilst flying a plane
How did you pull that shit off?

>> No.9676658

>>9676594

Ok story time mate, tell me more

>> No.9676693

>>9676643

It was the 70's man. We were doing rails on the flight dash.

>> No.9676725

>>9676594
tell us more
gib story

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9676976

>>9676658
>>9676725

http://www.phonydiploma.com/Fake-Diploma-From-Australian-University.aspx

I tried uni for a month before giving up. Courses were just more of the same remember and regurgitate bullshit that I had all through high school [this is not real learning, btw]. I didn't wanna blow 3 years of my life, of my golden years, just for a piece of paper. Instead I worked as a dive instructor a few different places around the world until I was 23.

At 24 I knew I wanted money so I learnt how to make websites for fun, then freelanced for $, then got employed for $$, then finally landed a sick job in SV for $$$.

To get my first job I thought they wouldn't be interested in me if I didn't have a degree in computer science so I lied on my resume about having one. When I found out I had to prove it to get a work visa I just googled 'fake australian university degree' and problem solved.

No fucks given.

>> No.9677134

>>9676533
What reason prompted you to take such a risk of being caught

>> No.9677149

>>9676976
How did you apply from Australia for a silicon valley job mate?

What sites did you use LinkedIn or what?

Possibly Interested in doing similar

>> No.9677296

>>9676460

Of course, how else do you get a job? Also, hire someone on Fiverr as your phone references, good shit.