/biz/ - Business & Finance

im glad we added the CNBC link but im not happy about the comfy podcast link

it was bad

>>9666778
>DOW crashed 400 points
>Trade war is still going on between U.S and China
>EVERYTHING IS NOT OK ON THE L.B.J

>>9666809
I fucked up the title again. Don't worry I'll get good one day!

>>9666809
CNBC is for commies, queers, and sjws, we need the fox business network link.

>>9666861
http://www.livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html

why does VIX moon when it dumps

>>9666838
total Global sell off
Its over

>>9666874
brb signing up for tae kwon do and chinese classes

>sold tvix at 5.20 for some meager profits

FUCK

>>9666861
why not bloomberg

Am I a retard for investing almost exclusively in Canadian weed stocks and cryptocurrency?

Just kidding, I know I am.

>>9666778
>>9666838
Mark my words, tomorrow will be HMNY's time to shine.

>>9666908

Australia and the Nips will save the markets

>>9666912
>implying it's day hasn't begun

>>9666908
Mark my words, wait until June 6th and you will see them soar.

>>9666809
Delete the CNBC link and the podcast link. I didn't add it, and it's more of just a novelty than a thread staple everyday.
Note to the next thread OP here ^^^

>>9666912

what does that even mean without a price and a time-frame? some people think it's just a squeeze and it might hit 1 buck. others think a year from now it'll be 7 and is a long-term hold.

>>9666908

>>9666933
This shit is going to be mooning hard by the end of the week.

>>9666946
I will do my best!

>>9666948
>some people think it's just a squeeze and it might hit 1 buck.
Where are the shorts then faggot?

>>9666936
Oh I don't doubt it. I'm in the long haul for both because I see big opportunities.

But I can't help but laugh at how fucking stupid my folio looks

LET'S GO HPQ

>>9666932
How is the Nikkei doing ?

my SHORT DICKS position is gonna make me some fucking money tomorrow

>>9667055
I hope you bought some APHQF too.

>>9667063
Very Badly, almost back to buy zone

>>9667068
I never heard of Big5 before that guy came in here, but we've got Dicks where I'm from. I love Dicks.

We're gonna make it

>Went short on CRM
>Order never filled
Thank god

>>9666838
EVERYONE'S SELLING, WHY IS EVERYONE SELLING

>>9666874
> nikkei poster is bearish
god help us

>>9666778
I'm out bros, totally out.

Sidelining until the crash.

people still trade boomer stocks?

>>9667276
options

>>9667207
the aussies will surely save us

>>9667266
>SPY is down 1.15% today
>IT'S THE CRASH GUYS I'M OUT

>>9667394
100 more days like this and we'll be wiped out!

>>9667394
wait for tomorrow.

Where my HMNY niggas at?

I'm holding this on leverage because I'm a degen and I almost had a margin call.

>>9667474

in at .55. if smg actually makes me money... i will have no face

Ugh. I'm back -- sort of.
Will post more in 30-60 minutes.

Bought more TLT puts (for January), flipped half my SPY reserves for SPXL, and finally bought bought a couple short term call options on SPY for Friday at $270.
Today was an exciting day.
Portfolio churn was something like $10k for me. Only 2k of which was going into options.

I don't know what these long Dick's are doing after hours. Dick's gonna drop tomorrow after the earnings call

CGC
>get in before it gets added to index funds

>>9667499
It's been shorted to hell.

It will ascend beyond the heavens.
Why do you think HMNY is authorized to sell 300 mill shares? It's a crowded short.
4 dollars by July or I'll self deport.

>>9667546

what was your buy price?

its going up

>>9667438
Tomorrows green, everyone will forget about Italy for a while

>>9667622
I got .65 on my real broker and .54 on Robbin Hood.

7,000 shares total.
It will make me a cool 30K if it all goes to plan.
I'll be trading it around to pickup more shares.

>>9666908
I bought Aurora at 1.50. Im doing just fine.

>>9667667

trading plan?

>>9667728
I planned to trade it somewhere between .74 and .60

But now looks like the the trading range for the following days could be 1.00 and .70 to .60

Sell all the 30% to 40% spikes and buy back at the mean.

This won't go to back to $30 in a decade but probably back to $4 or $5.

>>9667474
The owner is a literal Israeli Jew.
Watch out.

>>9667832
thats bullish news

>>9667832
>>9667799
>>9667848
I'll find the article, but the CEO said he wasn't worried about going broke because he was authorized to dump the rest of the shares the company owned.
That doesn't really sound like a positive thing

>>9667848
kek

>>9667848
They are certainly good at making money.
I wonder if the guy running DRYS is a Jew too.
He's certainly good at making money off the shareholders.

I'm convinced there's no way to make money off this guy. I have a strangle on HMNY for many months out. I don't think that shit will ever even make money on this powderkeg of a shitstorm.

>>9667870
No this is what companies do when they are death spiraling but the markets aren't rational and will eat shit if you feed it to them.

>>9668076
The more I learn about the market the more I resent the people who run it for being retarded

>>9668127
I mean I have hard time telling just how much is from market manipulation and how much is from the stupidity of the basic trader. Probably a lot of both...

>>9666778
>no /smg/ in op
way to hide it you mo

>>9668180
I'm working on it!

>>9668193
Filtered

>>9667927
Its a 30 year old finance company. They'll have enough credit to stay open at least a year and bilk some ST nerds into holding our bags at 2 dollars.

>>9668273

the funniest shit would be if moviepass actually succeeded and a few years from now 100x

>>9668193
kys you useless fuck

YOU GUYS CRAMER IS WORRIED!!! IT'S OVER

>>9668307
There is no way moviepass is going to succeed, their customers are complaining about it on their twitter constantly. I have never seen a company so hated by it's own users.

>>9668310
Unfiltered

>>9668339
Cramer is a tard. Tomorrow we rip.

picked up BAC end of day today

good move or bad move?

>>9668343
Yeah because they changed their terms and won’t let some autist from nebraska see the same movie 20 times in a row. It was an unsustainable business model when they opened.

>>9668447
So? There are plenty of unsustainable business models out there being traded on the stock market. This piece of shit is just one year away from croaking but can still make money like a mad cunt.

>>9668441
all the banks financials look amazing. but i don't trust the banks. it could all be subprime debt for all i know.
had an idea to monitor that stuff automatically after watching the big short, to see if the banks were jewing us. but forgot about it

but i guess the meme is if interest rates go up then people with ARMs could get fucked and not be able to pay.

>>9667207
I think Nikkei bro was being facetious or sarcastic

>>9667088
Kek. Exactly how this is supposed to be played.

>>9667870
It isn't. He's absolutely playing his shareholders, and I have no idea how to play his gameplan. I really think he's going all out DRYS on this shit.

>>9668273
You couldn't be more wrong.
They only have enough cash in the bank to stay open another month or two. Check the filings.
If he doesn't raise more cash via dilution, which is what he signalled as his intent, he will need debt based finance, which he signalled that he hates, otherwise he WILL go bankrupted.
The numbers don't lie.

>>9667659
I hope you didn't go all in, but that is the impression that I was getting too for power hour, which is why I finally swiped a couple calls.

>>9666912
Unironically ALT tomorrow

>>9668343
Ha!
You think customer complaints will determine the financial viability of a company?
>American Airlines, Delta and most other shitty US airlines
>Equifax after the security breach (yeah, it dipped hard, but they haven't gone bankrupt and are only going up since)
>Facebook after the data breach (full recovery despite all the #deletefacebook shilling)
>COMCAST

Complaints mean literally nothing. They got jewed out of their money. Kek. Every complaint is dollar bills lining up for HMNY's next income statement.

>>9666691
>>9666748
Pic related will be us EOY
SPY is going retesting price levels phase
Going retest 264 this week
If 264 fall then 255

If 264 hold them we hit 270 then maybe 274

>>9667438
How are those bags looking, senpai?
I screencapped it.

>>9668599
273 tomorrow on big tech.

>>9668637
>273
I can believe 270 though
Maybe 272 the day after

>>9668441
probably going to moon tommrow or the day of like what C did

>>9668866
this post was supposed to say at beginning: BAC has ex div thursday,
C mooned on its ex div

>>9668637
No way! today was alot tech companies exit pump
MU going bring everyone down soon

Gold futures gapped up
Indexes forming classical limpdick

Hope you have lube tomorrow

>>9669040
SOON™
Get lost you and your shitty charts

>>9669049
Green day tomorrow
BaNKS will rally after this overselling

>>9669040
Check the ES 1 hour.

>>9669091
If I keep telling myself this, it will happen, right??

>>9669309
Me dont need to, know it going down, see:
>>9665515

>>9669040

Tech held it up pretty well. I do see further downdide to them but i learned hard lesson fron nflx to risk shorting faang. I think ill try to see if i can buy them at the lows for leap options when conditions improve. I still got mu puts but i am considering them bust...right now im trying to assess if its worth taking position in jpm and visa

>>9669373
Can I be your driver? I know how to drive a car and only swear a little at other drivers

>>9669373
how much are the Bogs paying you?

>>9667070
Of course. Buying more tomorrow as well

Anybody short DKS today for earnings tomorrow? I have a feeling their gun shenanigans are going to burn them tomorrow.

>>9669378
We’re 272-273 tomorrow so far.

>>9669580
There's no way.
Probably green, but not all the way back to 272.
You're meming.

>>9667634
I'm still down almost $80 because I entered at $44.28

How does anyone watch this starbucks shit and not think China is going to be ass stuffing America soon?

SPY futures doing a classic Andy Sixx pattern slidding down my throat after hours.

>>9669599
Italy and SBUX can’t take us down.

>>9669655
Italy did today. And I'm not saying long-term, just that this Brexit 2.0 isn't a one day event.
>>9669619
And wtf is this about SBUX?
I heard you can just sit there as long as you want, but is there more news?

>>9669697
The largest public toilet company now. Clean needle dispensary soon too.

>>9669697
anyone can loiter
anyone can use toilets

>>9669423
Where we goin
We not need roads
>>9669378
Tech not super crashing only like 5%

LTBR

HMNY is up another 4% AH. Will that poopoo stock go back to $1?

>>9666873
It’s an index that is inverted. 3 times volitility too. TVIX is at least.

>>9670451
>Tech not super crashing only like 5%
I'm actually wondering if it's even ripe for a correction now.
You absolute nogs always forget tech always has earned that high P/E ratio.
AND, it wasn't leading on the way down for once, which is fucking absurd because I thought the sector was ever more stupendously overvalued right now than usual.

>>9669764
>The largest public toilet company now.
I think SBUX is absolutely out of touch with how homelessness goes down in NYC.
I'm looking forward to their cute, idealistic west coast values getting absolutely curb stomped by reality with that particular point.

>>9671024
My logic only that people need take profits sometime

Is this a good time to buy the dip in inverse 20 year treasuries? tmv is down to 18$.

Hi frens! I’ve never invested in stocks, how do I not fuck up?

>>9671294
Buy NLST. As much as you can afford, then another 10% of that amount.

>>9671262
Yes.

>>9671083
My comment was more pointed towards those who are planning or have already gone all out bearfag on tech.
I'm still feeling there could be a correction, but anybody's retarded if they think they're going to be able to time it and profit off it correctly.

>>9671294
Start with just money that you're comfortable to lose, and put most of it in SPY and maybe a little in one or two of your favorite companies.
I started with $500 back in December 2016, put 80% in SPY and 20% in AMD.

>>9671294
>>9671294
dont do it all the shills for stocks are jews paid to lure you in to a no win gamble. after the 3-'s and now 2008 people must be taught stocks and bonds are a jew scam

Thanks Italy, thanks a lot

>>9671422
>stocks are a scam
>t. Bagholder down 60% on his buttcoin investment and 100% on his milocoin investment
Why don't you just buy more milocoin, goy? It's at an all time low! Trump is President! It's only the sky from here!
You have to be a total brainlet not to buy milocoin. It's like you don't even like money! What color should my lambo be?

>>9669608
>still below 1990s high
Not bad

Futures are slightly up, pray for a good open tomorrow

>>9672512
hopefully Euros save us at midnight

>>9672512
Pasta futures are down.
Idk if SPY is still following along with their wreckage though.
It seemed to break off a bit at some point yesterday.

Dank.

>>9672796
Based and Blackpilled

>>9666908
>tfw 100% in US/CDN weed stocks

APH, ACB, MPX, HEMP (hempco), EAT.

I don't know wtf I'm doing but I'm making money (got in about 2 weeks ago). Holding for a year or two.

HSI, Nikkei, ASX, ATX, all attractive buys

PASTA INDEX JUST KICKED IT INTO OVERDRIVE!
NEW PARADIGM IMMINENT!

>>9673221
based pepperoni pizza bros

Pasta index: up and questioning itself
US treasuries: diving -- almost at 120
SPY: up -- almost at 270

>>9673428
:^)

>>9673446
Wew lad. Please let me know how it goes.

>>9673667
I'm doubling down and kicking those SPY calls further out like my TLT puts if this pre-market reversal doesn't continue into the trading day.

Futures are looking damn good for me right now though.

>Soitec already +2% on the first day
I love those guys already

g'mornin' fellow champions

>>9673951
Hello friend

>>9673428
SPY has broken above 270 resistance.
TLT still struggling to drop below 120 support.

$AAGC frens

Hmny time

>>9674477
TLT $120 support level B R E A C H E D
My options are now in the money!
THERE'S NO STOPPING THIS RAPE TRAIN!

>>9674947
would you buy me tendies with ur gainz ?

Max 271.5ish today? Im surprised market didnt take into account trumps china tariff bluff. I think safer play today would be to play the oversold financials...

Where are my lithium bros at?

Also, the podcast was very enjoyable.

>>9675008
If you're shorting treasuries or went long on general market, you'll be able to by a lifetime supply of your own tendies, fren

>>9675092
i went long on memes instead

>>9675112
I'm bagholding a few small positions that I took out on some as well. Hoping to subsidize my garden of maymays with this nasty macro play.
Damn LARPers on seekingalpha.

Pasta index breaking out into a classic roman salute pattern.

Good morning /smg/, how was your night? Kept my Brazil short, things are looking worse down there, Martial law is being thrown around.

>>9675129
CAR-T bioshits are tough to baghold. But I feel the catalyst is coming soon

I used to take SA seriously, but I realized most of the writers don't have a better clue than me

But Brad Thomas is good imo for REITs

(also, it is hilarious to read their short ideas section: 8 out of 10 are dedicated to TSLA and garnered at least 100 shitpost)

>>9675182
Intredasting.
That might be my next macro play to watch. This one was super fun.
What the fuck's up over there? I mistook it as a comment about Venezuela for a minute. Brazil isn't the communist shithole tho

>>9675184
>CAR-T bioshits are tough to baghold. But I feel the catalyst is coming soon
OOF.
Yeah, I really don't touch bioshits.
Some tripfag a year ago had a super awesome strategy for them though, I think their name was StickerBitch.
What they would do is accumulate weeks before one of the trial phase announcement things, then dump at least 1 day before when people are getting hyped in the speculative frenzy.
>I used to take SA seriously, but I realized most of the writers don't have a better clue than me
I didn't really see just how bad it was until I saw you guys making fun of it. They sounded well-read from the small amount that I've been through.
I didn't realize it was basically fucking medium.com
>(also, it is hilarious to read their short ideas section: 8 out of 10 are dedicated to TSLA and garnered at least 100 shitpost)
Oh yeah lol "short squeeze of the century"

>>9675304
Truckers are on strike and are blocking most highways, fuel costs increased by over .60¢ and they're pissed at the government

>>9675337
why don't they send the motherfucking BOPE?

>>9675337
I heard about truckers being pissed and striking. Is it really just truckers single-handedly BTFOing their whole country? That's impressive.
>and they're pissed at the government
Kek. Is it justified?

I'm still pretty sure you guys were meming, but we might unironically see SPY actually make it to 272 today with how this shit is looking from futures all night.
It should NOT make it to 273 tho. That's absurd. That would be past the start of SPY's dip from pasta panic land.

>>9675362
Pic related

>>9675380
Yes, cities are running out of supplies and fuel is drying up

Ugh. I have shit to do. Probably done posting for the day.
May the gains be with you today, senpai.

Morning all

>>9675457
Not meming. This thing could rip.

>>9675522
ohayo texas sempai

dicks way up this morning, I think I fucked myself on this earnings bet

>>9675631
Why did you think Dicks was gonna do poorly?

>>9675645
Retail has been garbage lately and every time I go to a Dick's it's a ghost town

On top of that, their Field and Stream branch is pissing off their rural customer base with this gun thing

>>9675631

>>9675457
I’m banking on it. Just dumped 12K into SPY

>>9675631
>>9675676
>>9675681
short squeeze is not a meme dude

>>9675182
What are you shorting?

>>9675716
Are you buying Dick’s? I’ll be keeping an eye on it, and I might FOMO in midday

>>9675055
Really bummed for find our you can't trade lithium as commodity

Wtf up with that

>>9675770
i don't trade and DKS didn't appear on my investment radar

>>9674947
Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good...

>>9675742
EWZ

>>9675782
Is there an ETF that tracks Lithium?
>>9675800
What has appeared on your radar then? I’m open to any reccs

>>9675908
LIT

>>9675884
Short Brazil, invest in chicken futures

BUYBUYBUY

lets get a Bank rally today

No clue what going on today!
Shorting @ 271
Closing @ 268

Longing if drop below 268

Don't listen me today ! No clue what happening

>>9675973
What stock is this?

>>9675982
Me only trade SPY
It SPY

>>9675987
just like my grandfather

OP should have to do something for being a fag and not putting smg in the title.

>Nokia order never filled yesterday

I'm not sure whether I should be happy or mad about this.

>>9676006
Your grandfather a spy :O ?

>>9676028

HIGH IQ thoughts on the market:

It's more erratic and scared. Any news even ridiculous and stupid shit like North Korea causes fag hands to fold. I suspect if it's mainly left wing people who sell off, hoping the market finally crashes via wishful thinking.

Every down day, remain strong and wait for the rebound. Market is still undervalued in USA and will climb by end of the year.

AMD Will pay off.

Whats on the menu today bois

>banks rising premarket at rapid rate
Are you not entertained?

>>9676069
AACG
COHO

>>9676064
GOLDEN
BULLS

>>9676083
I forgot, AXMP

>>9675908
AAXN is a nice long term play
I am following it and wait for a pullback

OHI for dem dividends

>>9675973
Said it last night. 273. We’re printing it. Evaluate a short there.

>>9666861
>switch channel over to Fox Business Network
>they're talking about bullshit like conservative vs liberal identity politics, Roseanne getting fired, double standards in the media, etc

It's complete shit man, just a few minutes away from opening bell and they're talking about the star from The Walking Dead leaving the show or some bullshit.

>>9676145
That's way more important than what ever happens at the open, you were supposed to have already bought at the close.

Green day

>>9676163
Christ, I know CNBC is shit as well but at least they talk about stuff that pertains to the financial markets the majority of the time.

And I'm of the opinion that opening bell trading is more important than closing bell trading, especially for S&P500 futures.

>>9676145
Roseanne being fired shows how dumb Democrats are.

>boomer show that middle america loves
>fire her in a harsh immediate way

All those viewers are voting republican at midterm and will be enthusiastic about it.

Not even a roseanne viewer of course but how can they not see the 80 IQ viewers will be pissed.

Up over 1% at open

AMD 13.60

>>9676186
I mean yeah, the show was a huge money maker for them apparently but didn't she say that an Obummer staffer was the offspring of the Muslim Brotherhood and Planet of the Apes or something? Seems a little too edgy for today's standards and she should've known better.

>>9676206
>Cramer shilling the shit out of AMD right now on CNBC

SELL SELL SELL SELL

DAS RITE.

>>9676209
Roseanne had some mental injury or problem. She has spent time in a mental ward.

Republicans are weak so they won't run it properly but it's a guaranteed midterm. She will be on JRE soon to tell her story on Friday.

People are too low IQ to predict the future. Republican midterm chance to hold house is +5% after Roseanne firing.

>>9676209
Have you ever seen said staffer?

>>9676218
Cramer shills 80% of stocks

>>9676228
No, but basically calling someone the lovechild of a terrorist and nigger monkey will get anyone fired these days, the amount of [liberal screeching] it produces it too much for an employer to deal with.

>>9676209
Let me explain it this way

18,000,000 - 10,000,000 people watched Roseanne. They see her as the loving character on tv that says some stupid things sometimes.

They will be upset. It's being framed as R vs D issue. Republicans win over it. easy. Try taking some IQ pills or something bra

Where is SPY closing the week at? $275?

$277.77 - quads friday baby

>>9666817

wtf is that even supposed to be? What stupid crypto logo is that?

hmny noooooo

It's also the same low IQ thinking that makes people think the NFL rule change was a republican victory.

Whereas watching NFL pros kneel during the anthem was a win for Democrats.

Hint: Voting wise it was a win for republicans to have black men kneeling on TV during the anthem.

HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS


WE ARE GOING DOWNNNNNNNNNNN

>>9676260
Remember to set a buy order at 16¢

>>9676259
Heavens doorway

>>9676221
DAS RITE.

>>9676253
274 is possible in a bull thesis.

Another IQ test.

Charleston Richard Spencer David Duke, etc march. After the march FBI and twitter uses doxxed everyone at it on twitter. They also trumped up charges to arrest / fuck with as many people at it as possible.

AFter this happened the entire tiki torch / stromfront march movement is dead as fuck, maybe able to get 10 people half being federal agents to show up.

Now. If you are a Democrat trying to get enthusiasm or vote edges, you just lost your best advertising show. No more torch marches plastered all over the news.

You won the battle, doxxed tons of people, got some people temporarily unemployed, and in the end lost the best weapon you had in media.

>>9676249
It doesn't fucking matter for the markets, is the point. Even the financial news has moved into the Red Team vs Blue Team 24-Hour Bullshit-a-thon. The only political news that had any market impact this year has been the tariff fight, the Iran deal, and the Nork summit. I know, I was watching the market. The market doesn't give a fuck about Roseanne's show being canned. Did Comcast's share price move on this news? No? Then why the fuck are they talking about it?

>>9676305
If you don't think about the political and bias views of investors and the market how can you predict it?

Why do you think starbucks is up today except lefties wanting to buy it after the PR move?

DNR has managed to make some gains through all this oil shit thats happened last week. I've been playing this cow for a few months for now and I expect it to keep climbing at least til August Q2. Check it out if you're looking for an oil stock that moves

>>9676338
What. SBUX is up 0.3%, compared to the index at 0.6%.

This is the shit I'm talking about. It didn't fucking matter one way or the other. Big money in the market doesn't give a fuck about any of these distractions. You need to sort the important news from the bullshit and we are in a very high bullshit environment right now

>>9676300
Anonimity is the best weapon. It’s been proven over and over again. Ignore the chimp outs from the left and vote, that’s all you have to do to win.

>>9676365
>starbucks isn't down

This is entirely a political thing dude.

>>9676363
Yeah, I saw them. Oils recovering today. I'd also recommend SLCA, they've been the most consistent of the frac sand companies I've been in

>>9676365
SBUX is a dividend aristocrat, their stock isnt hurt by such news

>>9676378
They are up today by the exact same amount as DNKN. It was a giant fake scandal that nobody will remember in six months

Smuckers you little bitch

>>9676338
Black people are comfortable putting their money into Starbucks now that they aren't racist anymore. That 0.3% increase is the entire black investor community's wealth. On margin of course :^)

YES die momo you Chinese POS

Jnj jnj

>>9676101
Me opened short @ 271
We'll see :D

>>9676375
don't worry, I was twitsting the knife with "Everyone is FBI" posting as much as possible that night. The are pretty much deceased and won't effect the next few political cycles.

>>9676412
I closed calls from overnight. Nice profit. The Qs are looking weak. May turn bad, but I’m not ready to enter short.

oh mercy mercy me, things ain't what they used to be

Fucking Chinese tariffs and bullshit are dragging my JD stock down. I'm in the green a little bit on it still but am tired of holding it waiting on it to pop again in this environment. I've been holding it for 2 months and am up a little over 2%... I know the second I sell it it'll rally and shoot back to $45+ though.

>>9676404
There is no political bias in investing. Everyone just looks at stocks like mathematical puzzles. No one is interested in at least a green sbux the day after.

AHHHH USCCAD WTFFFFF

>>9676412
That double bottom is still in play though.

>>9676464
lole

>>9676442
It has nothing to do with politics. Starbucks didn't let black people invest in them until yesterday.

thanks kneepad girl for notifying me of USD CAD so I made a badass trade

Feeling pretty sleepy boys.. how early is too early for a trader nap?

>>9676497
no naps until 1.3 hour after open

>>9676476
>>9676430
Nice trades then! But what double bottom?
>>9676492
Really luck me was short usd cad

If JNJ drops to $115 I'm doubling down and if it drops to $110 I'm going all in.

>>9676520
true
If I could only own 1 stock JNJ would be highly considered

>>9676518
I’m using 1h ES and SPY.
ES yesterday showed and inverse H&S too.

>>9676502
Okie dokie, I think I can hold off that long
added some bourbon to my coffee

friendly reminder PEP and BAC, and K have ex divs tomorrow

>not holding IRDM long

so uh what is HMNY going to bottom out at?? thinking of doing something stupid like doubling down.

>>9666778

>no /smg/ in title
>previous thread at top
>CNBC shilling

stop making threads please

>BILI up another +7% today

There's still time to believe in the power of anime. We're riding this kawaii wave to the moon.

>>9676562
that might keep you awake dressu

>>9676699
0

>>9676699
16¢

>>9676699

do it fag. dubs confirmed. ride the train with us. gonna be a hell of a ride

>>9676743
im thinking if it drops to.42 im gonna do it

imagine doubting AMD
imagine not listening to my buy at $10 calls on here a month ago

>he fell for the hmny pump and dump

>>9676787

baby just be good to me

>>9676771

Why would I listen to a bunch of grown men posting pictures of little cartoon girls?

These threads have reached rock bottom.

>>9676820
They can still deteriorate a lot more. I also don't post anime.

>>9676820
Sounds like you’re in the wrong place m8.

>>9676571
Doesnt that imply they should go red tomorrow then?

BASED IWM

>>9676820
im up 56% year to date faggot

>>9676843
Small caps have been doing better than large caps since volpocalypse.

>>9676820
lole

>>9676842
No, BAC will probably pump

SPY, QQQ and DIA. limping along today.

Don't see much upside after the gap-up. SAD!

Maybe play ULTA earnings or DICKS, lol

>>9676892
Ah, fuck DKS was before the bell. Oh well. Who was that guy who was betting against it?

Short dicks I think he said.

>>9676892
Wait till all the shorts have to cover tomorrow. It's going to be a moon mission.

PUMP IT

>>9676905
holy shit just checked the price

fucking RIP guy

feeling bad for him, but thats the danger of gambling on earnings reports

>>9676851
Ay 50%ers! Why come to Japanese anime bored to talk about stocks unless you're okay with the posters? Oh I know, that guy just wants to shill stocks on us.

>>9676905
Wew. I remember seeing those posts about shorting DKS. Total GG.

>>9676924
>>9676919
I for one said I Dicks

>>9676924
>>9676919
I love Dicks.

>>9676936
we know baggy we know

>>9676905
>>9676919
>>9676924
Yeah that was me. Lost a hundo. Shoulda done a straddle, holy shit. Did not expect 20%+ movement in any direction

Apologies to anyone who followed me in there. I budget a little bit for weekly earnings gambling.

I WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT

>>9676922

It’s an image board, retard. There’s a place for you and it’s not here

>>9667068
>>9675676
Screencap your losses plz for posterity

THis big green dildo makes me want to buy puts on spy, But ive burned so much money already guys, help.

>>9676922
What did you trade there? I think you posted it before, but I forget.

>>9676994
>when you bet on red and the ball lands on green

DAS RITE.

market is tarded. why even sell yesterday if bull will never end. stupid shit

BAC?1?

>>9676998
stop doubting the golden bull

>>9677044
You have to sell every once and a while to have money to buy. This is 0 sum game.

Oh, sorry, did my gains trigger your autism?

>>9677010
I've been back and forth on GE and DNR for the last couple months. I keep a close eye on the candles and the news. I just keep buying and selling these stocks repeatedly

>>9677058
So golden bulls go sideways for a month?

>>9677077
DUH
Its a consolidation before the breakout

>>9676412
Did you exit?

What are some spicy options right now?

>Fox will pick up Roseanne
>Disney buys Fox
>Roseanne gets canned AGAIN

glorious

>>9677128
What's your timeframe?

>>9677128
Still time for AMD 14s.

A-anyone wanna buy some WWR

>>9677163
not falling for that one again

AHHHHHHH It's crashing!!!!

>>9677145
Exp June 15 or July 20

Green across the board except poopoo HMNY.

Uh oh
Me knew should have stayed out market today when no clue what going on

>>9666778
I'm pissing green today, but I can't help but feel something is awry.

>>9677249
UVXY calls at close today or tomorrow

We're getting another Volatility Day sometime in the next couple weeks

>>9677064
>did my gains trigger your autism?
Yes!
If you're not LARPing, I'm impressed!

>>9677109
No kek
Me sell point 274

>>9677285
>70k
Wtf.
I thought you were a newfag college kid.

>>9677379
Despite my trying to sell someone BOE Insurance last week?

PUMP IT
PUMP IIIT

>>9677025
>>9677285
I'm so proud of your gains
May you never be a wagie again!

ahhhhh it's crashing again!

>>9677445
<3
I'm trying not to get too greedy. I'm wondering what a reasonable price would be here.
I'll be sure to return the gains with an
>Automated Tea Leaf Reader(tm)
S O O N.

>>9677478
Bogs are crashing this shit with no survivors
Everyone go Net short right now

Robinhood is upgrading their options platform soon. Straddles when?

>>9677517
I'm hyped for the daily sell-off at lunch time till "power hour" to rape half my gains.

>>9677517
nvrm we're ok again.

it actually worked again!

HMNY is green again!
Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!

>>9677545
not today
The sell off yesterday was unprecedented, we just returning to normal

I CANNOT believe SPY made it past 272.
Fuck this shit is nuts.

>>9677583
You know what comes after "return to normal"?

>>9677584
Fug.

>>9677578

if even that pos is green it's finally happening. s&p 3150 eoy

>>9677605
"Bear Trap 2.0 Electric Boogalo" followed by the market's rendition of "The Running of the Bulls".

>>9677605
I have a hunch

>>9677620
nope it's red again.... We're going down!

>>9677578
I wouldn't get excited over fractions of pennies on that one, you are playing an absolute zero sum game.

>>9677624
Today is the bull trap.

I'm still up like 6% even though I got fucked by Dick's this morning. What should I hedge with? I've got that feeling of impending disaster going on

Quick, everyone go net short again!

>>9677633
Have you been reading ZeroHedge again?

lol that person shorting netflix will NEVER see it below 350

>>9677285
Feeling same desu

>>9677639
good thing selling 5 minutes are over.

BASED Buffet is keeping Berkshire low so that it can rally end of year to beat SP500 for the umpteeth time
Buy BRKB or you are straight Baka

>tfw half of my portfolio is in the green today and the other half is red
>green half and red half are canceling each other out almost perfectly so my portfolio is only wavering +/- a few dollars either way

Im make thread
nobody make a thread before me

;_;
Rip me
Next time me have no clue deff just going step away from market

>>9677788
oh no selling 5 minutes are back, ahhhh!

NEW THREAD:
>>9677809

>>9677796
where the fuck do you get all these pictures
i swear to god you must have a folder named "almost pornographic - Blue board edition"