what music do you listen to while trading?

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what music do you listen to while trading? Anonymous Tue May 29 11:20:07 2018 No.9662505 [Reply] [Original]

The Hebrew got down to crypto,
He was looking for a soul to steal He was in a bind, 'cause he was way behind,
He was willing to make a deal
When he came across this young man
Selling on an exchange and trading it hot
And the Hebrew popped up on his screen and said,
"Boy let me tell you what:
I guess you didn´t know it, but I'm a arbitrator too,
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you
Now you play pretty good deals,
Boy, I bet a market of crypto against your soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you"
The boy said, "My name's Anon and it might be a meme,
But I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret,
'Cause I'm the best there's ever been"
Anon, fresh up your know and dump your shitcoins hard,
'Cause hell's broke loose in crypto and the Hebrew deals the cards
And if you win you'll hit this sweet crypto mine o' gold,
But if you lose, the Hebrew pumps your soul!
The Hebrew opened up his wallet and he said, "I'll start this show"
And fire blew from the crash of coins within Anon's HOLD
And he pulled them low, the bars, and made an evil hiss
Then a band of Pajeets joined in,
And it sounded something like this

TUK TUK TUK TUK TUK TUK TUK TUK TUNAK TUNAK

When the Hebrew finished, Anon said,
"Well you FUD a pretty good bear run
But sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done!
Valley to a Mountain, run, bulls, run
The Hebrew´s in the house of the falling DOW
Chicken in the tendie pan a picking out dough,
Granny are they done yet? "No, child, no"
The Hebrew bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden key on the ground at Anon´s feet
Anon said, "Hebrew, just come on back
If you ever want to try again,
I done told you once, you son of a bitch,
I'm the best there´s ever been"
He played,
Valley to a Mountain, run, bulls, run
The Hebrew´s in the house of the falling DOW
Chicken in the tendie pan a picking out dough,
Granny are they done yet? "No, child, no"

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