/biz/ - Business & Finance

(p.s., Daily Fucking Reminder, No price action for you AMBlet cucks, not this month, not next month, never, NEVER, NEVER EVER, KEK)

-walks up to his attic
-turns on the light
-takes a look around at all the garbage on the floor
-notices it's almost all empty Onions bottles
-takes a look at his Star Wars action figure collection
-glances at his prized black fedora sitting on his katana
-sees himself in the mirror, his round belly protruding far below his belt, his unshaven neck masking the acne
-closes his eyes slowly and takes a deep breath
-opens his eyes and looks startes at himself in the mirror, this time directly in the eyes
-he suddently feels a focus and a fire that he hasn't felt since his first Karate competition when he was 12
-the fire burned for but a moment. Memories flood in. Visions of a brighter future. A Friend. A girlfriend. An appartment to call his own. A Job.
-reaches for his fedora, places it on his head slowly.
-with his thumb and forefinger, pinches the solid, thick brim
-and with a tug that he will forever remember, he tips the fedora with a conviction he will never forget....

"I have to make a change"
... continued

-goes downstairs into the kitchen
"Mom... I.... I'm sorry"
"*sigh* It's OK Sweetie"
"It's not mom... I-I fucked up."
"How's that?"
"You're right. I could have had my own appartment by now if I just didn't get into crypto"
"Sweetie.... you've been working sooo hard on it since last year. It really shows how dedicated you can be to something you're passionate about. We just have to find a way to turn that passion into something productive. Something you can be proud of."
"It's just.... I dunno... Most people who got into crypto a year ago made millions... And I WAS breaking even around Christmas, but I just got greedy. And now, today..."
"What happened today?"
"..."
"Michael, you can tell me"
"I... lost everything"
"You what??"
"I lost everything. I shorted bitcoin and it went way up."
"Oh Michael..."
"Everyone on biz was saying Bitcoin was going to 3k... so I shorted it with leverage and I lost my last $1k. Now I have nothing"
"I'm so sorry Michael."
"It's ok... like I said, I fucked up"
"Micheal please don't use that language in our house"
"Mom I'm 45... I am old enough to swear now"
"Micheal please don't ruin this moment, you are going to upset your father and you know how he gets..."
"You always do this!"
"Michael... please... you never open up like this to me. Let's talk some more about this. Ever since you lost your Pokemon Go account last year you have been different. So closed. Distant"
-memories rush in
-thoughts of a better time, biking around with friends going on adventures trapping and battling*
-"If only she didn't confiscate my computer, maybe I could have prevented my brat sister from falling for that phishing scam that lost me my account"*
-He felt fluttering in his chest, and anxiety he had forgotten but which rolled and grew inside him, like a loaf of onions bread, his dream invention*
-"If only I just left this place last year. Things would be so different"
... continued

"Mom... I... I have to go now."
"Go where?"
"I don't know."
"Do you mean go upstairs to your room? Or go outside for some fresh air? Hung is coming over in only 20 minutes. Is your room still a disaster?"
"No Mom... I am leaving."
"Hung is on his way. Please do not abandon your friend"
"He's not my friend!"
"No this again Michael."
"No Mom I- ...."
".... yes?"
"I'm moving out."
"Moving out? You just lost all your money and you have no job. I know you want your independence, but really Michael, let's be realistic. I'm going to get your father and he's NOT going to be happy."
"Don't call me Michael. Call me MrBearWolf"
And with that, Michael left his house with a pride and conviction he thought he'd lost. Finally he felt the feeling of freedom he's been longing for ever since his his parents left for the weekend three long years ago.
He grabbed his last bottle of Onions, his fedora, carrying only the clothes he was wearing, stormed out the door. His mother was left speechless.
... continued

-Michael returns home for dinner that night pretending the event earlier that day never happened
"Oh hello Michael, back home now, are we?"
-Michael eats silently, focused, determined
-Eats his last chicken tender, stands up abruptly
"MY NAME IS MRBEARWOLF. MY FACE WHEN"
"Pardon me? Sit down and ask to be excused"
"MY FACE WHEN YOU ARE PROJECTING THIS HARD"
-*dead silence*
-Goes upstairs to his attic bedroom
"I can be somebody. I AM somebody. I will show them... and when I do... No body will ever mess with me again. I will assblast them all"
-Opens 4chan
-Start a New Thread: "DAILY, NO, HOURLY FUCKING REMINDER"...
-His feelings when.
-His feelings when.
-His fucking feelings when.

Penis

imaging caring enough to type this out

kek

>>9641730
imagine caring enough to bump an excerpt from my autobiography
>mfw

>>9641724
as a gay man, I take this as a compliment and that you like my story
>mfw the first comment is a compliment
>mfw my telegram will b the enxt big thing
>mfw all my little bar cubs will come home to poppa
>mfw

holy shit did he pissed AMBlets off swimming in their bellies

>MFW
>F
>W

>>9641730
it's a pasta you dunce

>>9642123
>he didn’t write this pasta
hello, brainlet

>>9642123
how dare you call my book pasta.
No TG invite for you

>>9642147
>mfw the legion GROWS

>>9642147
>he doesn't know pastas spontaneously come into existence
classic boomer cope

>mfw the BearWolf immortalizes
mfw
MFW
MY FUCKING FEELS WHEN

Daily reminder to report that faggot russian scammer angel versetti's thinly veiled ambrosis shitcoin thread

>>9641677
The unmirrored, unaltered image in OP's post is from the manga "Biomega", a great pseudo-post-apocalyptic zombie/body horror title.

I recommend anyone interested in such genres check it out.

>>9642760
sounds like you got FOMOd and bought near ATH. WHY did you not listen to the immortal BearWolf?
>mfw looks at AMB tg admins
>Sergio
>Aneesh
literal russian and pajeet scammers
>mfw "switzerland" crypto company has no actual swiss employees/ceo
>mfw AMB pretends to be a swiss company to scam people with "muh swiss quality" meme
mfw
MFW
MY FUCKING ABSOLUTE FEELINGS WHEN

>>9641677
What exactly is so wrong with ambrosus? Why are you shitting on it every day? Other than lack of partnerships of course, that seafood place not withstanding.

>>9642808
>body horror
Spooky. Is it like this holes in the rocks stuff or just gore?

>>9642863
What's wrong with shAmbrosus?
OMEGAKEK
Insider bear here. AMBombs will be dropped tomorrow at 9AM EST.
>mfw exitscam

>>9642956
Not an argument.

What, SPECIFICALLY, is wrong with ambrosus?

>>9642808
>projecting (THIS) hard
>mfw
>MFW
>MY FICTIONAL WORK

>>9642970
O M E G A
M
E
G
A

K E K
E
K

>literally doesn't realize he's talking to an elite insider
>TG invite unironically revoked


AMBag holders are coping (THIS) much.

Two words for you:
Rice
Sack

>>9643024
I dont even own ambrosus you little brainlet. Im just wondering why you hate it so much.

Also "im and insider t-trust me guys!" is not convincing. Go fuck yourself.

>>9643042
dude this guy bearwolf called seafood commons partnership and gsk lies early while the pump and dump was ongoing. way to be a newfag / clever shill. bearwolf unironically saved many anons from scambrosus. now show some respect.

>>9643042
>I-I don't own AMB
He unironically does
>I-I didn't buy at 10k
He unironically did
>W-when m-moon?
Literally NEVER
NEVER FUCKING EVER

No Price Action
No Partnerships
Never
Ever

>mfw your bags pull you to the center of the earth
Literally cannot stop gravity from pulling the worlds heaviest bags through the earth's crust into fucking laval
HAHAHAHAHA
Never question the wisdom of a BearWolf
>mfw
>MFW
>MASSIVE FORCE WEIGHT

>>9643070
So he called something a scam, and happened to be right? Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Every single coin including bitcoin gets called a scam hundreds of times every day. This doesnt mean anything.

>>9643083
I literally dont. All I even know about ambrosus is:

They have something to do with shipping
they have a seafood partnership
the bear man doesnt like them
their logo looks like an eyeball

Im just wondering why the bear man doesnt like them.

>>9643084
>im and insider t-trust me guys!
i just told you he proved insider info long ago to save anons and you ignored it completely.
way to out yourself SHILL

>>9643070
The legion GROWS

>>9643096
Do you have a screencap or something?

Why should I even care about this coin? Why does bearman care about this coin? There are scams everywhere. Dero is a massive scam, so is peepchain. Ambrosus pales in comparison.

>>9643092
MY FUCKING SIDES
>mfw AMBLET COPING has holders denying they hold
>mfw Ambrosus renamed to SHAMEBROSUS

>>9643096
TG ACCESS GRANTED
Will PM you

>>9643111
why do you care about bearman caring about this coin so much? ((SHILL)) now fuck off back to your TG amblet

>>9643141
Sympathy TG access granted.
Check your inbox.

>>9643141
Because he has been shitposting about this coin for the better part of what, 2 months now? Maybe more? This is a lot of determination. You would think ambrosus killed his whole family or something. Im just wondering what his deal is.

You dont see me making daily "dero is a scam" threads. I dont give a fuck. Who cares if some retards get scammed. That is firmly in the realm of not my problem. This seems like what normal people should do. Bearman is not normal.

>>9643167
MY
SIDES
ARE
MISSING
FROM
MY
BODY

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF AMBLETS
COPING WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

What part of "Elite Insider" don't you AMBlets understand?

>>9643167
>pretends to be ignorant of AMB + bearwolf history
>actually reveals he followed (baghold) AMB for at least 2 months
games over AMBlet you're a bad at this see ya next thread

>>9643188
So you are part of the ambrosus team or something? Why would you shit on your own coin?

Also, still not an amblet lol. Ive got a lot of eos and some skycoin.

>>9643203
I see that fucking bear meme every time I hit f5 on biz. This guy needs to chill.

>>9643203
MEGA KEK
>unironically trying to suck my Bear PENIS

>mfw you insert

>>9643203
>>9643205
There is literally NO discussion in this thread about my story (OP).
plz rate and review. I worked fucking hard on it.

Ok i just now learned how to filter tripfags because of this thread. I never did learn what his deal was.

Also did you notice he has 2 different tripcodes? Thats kind of strange.

MrBearWolf !!uuOdM1bO+YM (ID: N5GKCw88)
MrBearWolf !!3Cr0ZfaK3K+ (ID: ZXEc/Cal)

>>9643280
that is extremely strange
>mfw the BearWolf CLONES
>mfw the thread GROWS
>mfw the BearWolf(s?) IMMORTALIZES
mfw
MFW
:^)
MY FUCKING WHEELS

>>9643280
>mfw you think there's only one of us
THE LEGION WILL CONTINUE TO GROW
OOOOOOOOMEGA KEK

>>9643304
Yo, I've sent out like 2 TG DMs so far in this thread

Hi AMBlets

>>9643324
>my
>literal
>fucking
>unironic
>sides

Ambrokesus couldn't pay an Elite Insider like me enough to shill their SCAM coin.

I scanned the rich list and literally every one of the top 1k holders is from India.

>>9643304
bt, are you sure 4chan DMs work? No one is joinging the TG

This is now an Amb shill thread an angel worshiping thread

>>9643387
>mfw Angel enjoys my auto-biography
Send me his 4chan ID so I can DM him a TG invite

>>9643304
Dude seriously, I've spammed literally every thread on biz like you asked and no one is joining

I used to agree with bearwolf then I realized AMB is one of the best buys in the market. Glad I got my node before July.

>>9643512
>glad i flushed my money own the toilet
Will AMBlets ever (L)EARN????
Unironically curious...

Fookin amblets.

I will kill you all. Ambmen, ambwomen and the amblings too

>>9641677
>>9643304
How the fuck are you not done accumulating yet, seriously tired of your shit.

>>9643324

>>9641677
Right in the f...

>>9642934
Dystopian biopunk. Desolate wastes, synthetic human, tentacled and mutated post-human overlords and lots of gore. Overall a pretty creepy read if you're into the grimy and darker zombie settings.

seek help xxxBearfaggotwolfxxx

>>9641677
Why this autistic faggot still isnt banned