/biz/ - Business & Finance

pee is stored in the balls

the tried and true "Don't listen to most people, because most people are poor and dumb"

Hair grows in the palm that feeds.

human knowledge is fickle, look to the omnipotent for wisdom (the bible). you will initially ignore this, thinking you somehow no better but you will eventually understand that everything you need to know is written in a millenia old book.

The New York Mets colors are orange and blue to pay homage to the two teams that left NY for California - the Giants and the Dodgers.

>>9616277

The universe is a hologram.
MGTOW is the way.
Retain your semen to get stronger and smarter.
Cancer is a fungus curable by restoring pH balance.
Earth is a sphere but stationary.
Aliens aren't real.
Nature's technology is more advanced than man's.
God is real.

LOOM

>>9616277
Are you sure you'll be able to handle it?

>>9616277
accumulate Bitcoin (ticker: BCH)

>>9616442
Truth.

>>9616277

It puts the lotion on its skin or else gets the hose again

>>9616442
Woke virgin spotted in the wild
What strange creatures will we find next?

>>9616277

>>9616987
the comic is about wagecucks, right?

>>9616987

>>9616987

>>9616442
These are the people that make shill threads. Wew laddie

>>9616277
>tell me something that will change my life

traps r ghey

How do I get a /biz/ gf who is kinky, has a rape fantasy, loves getting her throat clogged up with my cock and gagging her, a little bit of choking. Then after I use her like the little fuckdoll she is, I’ll give her a bubble bath and read her a bed time story with her stuffie then once she’s asleep I’ll sneak into bed and cuddle her until I fall asleep

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The wrong side won WW2.

>>9616995
It applies to many people. Would a version of you from a year ago be proud of who you are now, or consider it a mostly wasted year?
I wish I could program myself.

>>9616442

Natures technology is man.

>>9616442
>god is real
not gonna make it faggot

>>9617037
Talk to RKG

>>9616277
Meditate on accepting Christ into your heart.

>>9617037
>How do I get a /biz/ gf
doesn't exist
>who is kinky, has a rape fantasy, loves getting her throat clogged up with my cock and gagging her, a little bit of choking.
tfw my gf does all of this but just doesn't really like giving head (but does sometimes anyways)
>Then after I use her like the little fuckdoll she is, I’ll give her a bubble bath
Check
>and read her a bed time story
She'd like this, we have read creepypasta before, does it count?
>with her stuffie
This is a weird fetish, but you can find some weird chicks into DDLG or whatever it's called who would be down. in fact I can think of one off the top of my head who runs a smut tumblr who blew me for rides and for getting her nails done once
(lexcikitten.tumblr.com)
>then once she’s asleep I’ll sneak into bed and cuddle her until I fall asleep
just cuddle her anyways you cuck

The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, around and around, it has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly colored, and it's very loud, and it's fun for a while. Many people have been on the ride a long time, and they begin to wonder, "Hey, is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and say, "Hey, don't worry; don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we … kill those people. "Shut him up! I've got a lot invested in this ride, shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry, look at my big bank account, and my family. This has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill the good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok … But it doesn't matter, because it's just a ride. And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings of money. Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace.

-Bill Hicks

>>9617096
you have already lost it, faggot.

>>9616277
Get kids. There is no reason to accumulate wealth if you dont have kids. At one point in life you will notice you can pretty much buy whatever you want, go wherever you want, fuck whoever you want. And you will get bored. Why accumulate wealth you cant possible spend. Suddenly you will understand the importance of kids.

>>9616277
aenima.io can make you hole again

Buy DTRC

>>9617123
count the fingers as she puts them into your ass next time and ask yourself how old you were when you began hating yourself and the person you 'love'

>>9617037
>>9617123
>doesn't exist

Yes she does. She's in New York City, I went to college with her and slept with her. I wanted to see more girls at the time so I dumped her, but she exists. She's petite and blonde and likes to be tied up. Extremely kinky.

That's all the information I can give you. Good luck, you better be rich if you want to get her.

>>9617037
my ex was mostly like that, go for the religious. innocent ones who are sexually repressed

>>9617066
unironically kill yourself

>>9617096
Youll get there eventually, my friend

Everyone will died. Nothing in this shit world is matter because we all just another form of matters unless y can faster than light or shit . What happen when you die? Everything happen.

>>9617066

Everyone knows this already

>>9617153
We are probably going to be breaking up soon, and I am not in love with her. She still likes to fuck though and wakes up horny. Sorry if it upsets you to read that, incel.

>>9617157
You left her to explore other relationships in your youth, I'm kind of feeling the same. I don't feel like this girl I'm seeing is my future, clearly you didn't feel like that one was yours. But do you miss her? do you wish you could have her back? do you feel like life was worse or better as a result of your choice to leave her? Was she attached to you, and take it poorly? do you still talk? could you be friends? I know this girl is probably very different from mine, but I figure I'd ask.

>>9617163
sub 80iq libshit detected

>>9616331
this

>>9617195
>You left her to explore other relationships in your youth
100%, I think it's only natural

>But do you miss her?
I wouldn't say I miss her, I get a tinge of regret when I see her on social media

>do you wish you could have her back?
Here's the weird thing: I do, but I also know that I couldn't have stayed faithful with her from then (4 years ago now) until now. Do I wish I could have her now, and sleep with her now? Absolutely. Did I do the right thing at the time? I really think I did.

>do you still talk? could you be friends?
We don't talk - if we saw each other randomly, we'd absolutely be friendly with each other. But that may never happen again.

>I know this girl is probably very different from mine, but I figure I'd ask.

Think I know where you're coming from. Sometimes ripping off the bandaid quickly ends up being a lot less painful than slowly pulling it off

There are only two kinds of people: good and bad.

>>9617232
this is such a hilariously simplistic view of the world it's almost retarded. you must be a child.

>>9616277
money doesn't change you it changes the people around you

Every roughly 56 years exactly the same eclipse happens (same time, same place, same shape, etc...)

There is an event connecting your self from the last time you saw an eclipse with the one you'll be in the future when the same eclipse happens.

Next time you see an eclipse think about it, think about how you will remember that moment 56 years later (yeah, if you're alive) and the moon, earth and sun will be in exactly the same relative position to each other.

>>9617268
Found the baddie.

>>9616277
all resource constraints will be removed seemingly overnight when we discover AGI. Likely in the next couple of decades.

No one is coming to save you

>>9617268
The older I get, the more I realize how simple things really are, and how stupid I was for complicating them as a teenager/young adult who thought he knew better.

>>9617211
>mfw voted for Trump & 130 IQ

basement-dwelling NEET detected

>>9617293
not if I have anything to say about it

>>9617177

This is accurate but it has nothing to do with gaining wisdom or being red pilled but with getting older and facing mortality and your brain forcing you to cope with it.

>>9617231
Thanks for your experience, it's nice to hear someone make it out the other side. I'm sure you had all sorts of cognitive dissonance when you still were very attracted to her and happy around her but wanted different for your long term. What was the breaking point for you? did you just say "I cant be with you anymore"? did you have to wait for a specific time to tell her? especially since I'm sure you were both enjoying your day to day life at the time, it's mutually beneficial to put it off, so it's not like there's a "right time" to bring it up.

>>9616277
Sminem will leave you all at the mercy of the bogdanoffs

No one is safe from the great dump

>>9617308

Example.

>>9617311
>actually believing US politicians

ur a 100% confirmed retard

>>9616277

Marla Singer wasn’t real either.

>>9617308

>good: people who agree with me
>bad: people who don't

it depends how much you want to dig into it, like everything.

>>9617354
kek well if you had any questions about why the world is the way it is today, here's your answer.

>>9617087

And by extension, man's technology is nature.

>>9616277
it's real

>>9616277
Scallions destroy cancer cells.

>>9617378

im not displaying my personal view on the good-evil dichotomy, im speaking from a generalized other. thought itd be obvious by how horridly short sighted the post is and how generally believed the ideas are, but here I am explaining it.

You will never have a REAL purpose.
You are too pussy and weak to off yourself.

>>9616277
stop eating so many carbs
stop eating fast food
start cooking your own meals
take vitamins (d3,zinc,magnesium,c)
15 mins of natural sunlight per day
as much physical activity per day as you can

watch your natural test levels rise and mental clarity ensue

>>9617411

cells are normally told to self destruct when they separate from their organ of origin but cancer cells send a countermessage to the self destruct message that says "no no, I'm good, I'm still attached" before they metastasize. it also grows a shitton of veins into tumors so it can get enough resources to grow indefinitely until you die. and cancer is literally immortal, the cells have regrowing telomeres, which is a property that fetuses have before they're born. wanna talk about cancer? cancer is fucking fucked, man.

TOYNBEE IDEA
IN MOViE `2001
RESURRECT DEAD
ON PLANET JUPITER

>>9617448
that was a fascinating documentary

>>9616442
some of this is accurate
5 and 6 are not accurate
2 is debatable

we are god, incarnate in this density
all is one

>>9617098
we are christ
christed consciousness is an aspect of your higher self

>>9617872
Aliens do exist pal, they’re are only extra dimensional beings and we call those angels and demons and no, you’re not god

>>9616331

>read bible
>millennia old cringe

No thanks.

>>9617125
this
love

>>9617894

Yes we are.

>>9616277
ur mom gey

>>9617894
>>9617981
we are one
separation does not exist

For $150K you can retire and live at the beach somewhere sunny in Latin America, thriving through passive income and having sex so passionate (and so cheap) with the locals that you will wonder why the fuck people want to remain in the USA when any moron can retire before he is 30.

>>9618064
lol ok, and get killed over $50. no thanks.

>>9618064
name 3 places like that

>>9616277
The Holocaust was just Soviet propaganda that never really happened.

>>9618070
There is no freedom until you realize that Uncle Sam wants to enslave you.

>>9618080
Florianópolis, Punta del Este and Viña del Mar.

>>9618086
fuck off back to nu/pol/ and unironically gas yourself on the way there. we have enough kikes on /biz/ already, there's no room for you here.

>>9618116
OK I'm intrigued so lets start with the basics. How much can I expect to pay in rent for a nice house, nothing fancy?

>>9618064
Can Latin American women detect autism?

>>9618171

Interested as well

>>9618171
$4k/year, including internet, gas and power (Florianópolis).
Four minutes walk to the beach.

>>9618195
They will ignore it as long as it is not very strong and you got something going for you.

>>9616277
traps aren't gay

>>9618211
~50m2, one bedroom, furnished.

>>9618211
Boy do I miss Florianópolis.

There's always something going on in the city and women are 10/10.

>>9616277
there is only one reliable way to basically print money. it involves spending very much time accumulating massive knowledge of all things, a life time of disciplined study you faggot bastard

>>9616277
Jesus loves you

>>9618157
>says holocaust is fake
>is a kike

>>9618211
Damn that sounds comfy af. Will I get aztec'd or is that region mostly white?

>>9618070
Dude. I live in Uruguay. This is not Brazil. Women are OK in Montevideo and top tier in Punta del Este. If you want to live cheap and safe in Latin America Chile and Uruguay are your best choices.

>>9616331
I hope you get a terminal disease and die you pathetic fucking faggot. Go shill your gay ass god somewhere else.

>>9618261
I don't want to learn another language. Can I get by with english?

>>9618195
Yes they can, but they will let you Fuck them if they find you funny or attractive, even love you despite the autism.

>Urufag turbo autist with wife and semi neet life

>>9616442
I concur bruh except the hologram and stationary and aliens

>>9618246
Those three cities are pretty civilized, and most natives got genocided/truly assimilated in Brazil, Uruguay and Chile.

I will be honest, if you want a faithful truly white wife, it might be harder to get one around those parts, but I am guessing that those would cost around a million in the USA, while you can get a faithful and devoted wife in Latin America by buying shit that you would want to buy anyway (decent house, working car and good food).

>>9618291
In Punta del este Sure, in Montevideo most of the people speaks English because it's mandatory in high school but not many practice English often so you will struggle a bit

>>9618211
hows the upload internet speeds in florianopolis?
is it DSL or cable? Does fiber optic residential internet exist there?
vlw

>>9618337
Average D 24.22 Mbps / U 12.53 Mbps.
DSL.
Fiber optics should be common in five years or so.

>>9617125
that's so true baka

>>9616277
read the book: less incomplete

>>9617232
Bs. The world is mostly painted in shades of grey

>>9617276
that's so true desu

>>9616442
And jews are the culprit to world suffering

>>9617872
I concur brother, we're all one.

>>9618333
Trips check'd
And thanks for the advice. I've been looking for somewhere to move with my meager gains

400 million years ago, before trees were common, the world was covered in giant mushrooms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAExa9P7hME

>>9618157
What you just said makes no fucking sense.

>>9616277
No one will save you, save yourself

It doesn't matter what you do as long as you do it well

There is brilliant minds that disagree with each other

MGTOW is the only way to preserve wealth in the English speaking world. The family law loopholes have closed.

>>9618064
Far right..... maybe

>>9616322
>Warlord !7NKHRYrRzI
I've seen your posts. They are very much on the dumb side.

>>9618157
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>>9617037
Fuck your mother if you want fuck.

>>9617037
Over here in Scandinavia, all girls are like that. While also being rich.

>>9616522
Underrated

>>9618070
fucking incel, stay in your room and play wow you spineless faggot.