/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>9605492
Become a tradie, join a union, make 100k, go to the bar after work.

>>9605492

>take out loan
>purchase mining equipment
>dive into the world of mining shitcoins

>>9605492
dont most delivery boys deal drugs on the side?

isn't that why they took the job because they need to drive around anyway?

>>9605492
Buy Confido

>>9605507
unironically nobody will even give him a loan, you have no idea how fucked up this world is homie

>>9605492
OP, get a better job &/or a second job...problem solved.

>>9605507
I can't get a loan. I don't have bad credit, they just know I have little income so don't give me shit.
>>9605518
Probably yeah. I don't because I'm not a criminal.
>>9605527
This

>>9605529
I work full time with pretty much 1 day off a week.
Its like saying:
>J-just m-make more hours in the d-day

Renounce roasties. Get an IRA and invest the money in mutual fund shares. Wait for the prices to go up.

Unironically by opening a 100x long/short position

>>9605492
learn ms office (excel, word) and look for office job, work in a warehouse and maybe try to get forklift license. I don't know OP, what the fuck do YOU want to do?

>>9605538
>Sign up for a affiliate marketing platform
>look for netflix/ movie based affiliates
>print them out
>everytime u deliver pizza attach one to the box

obviously this would be illegal, but how would domino's know?

>>9605492
OP, I got it, steal copper wires and other stuff like that, sell it at recycling, that is what you have to do

>>9605492
$100 per month minimum in

Link req xmr

Mostly link

you can go long term on coins that function as currency for a specific company that is sure to turn over profit, not many out there yet but when they come out: agricoin, maybe omnitude, fbi (farming building industry coin)

short term sell the top of pumps and buy the bottom

>>9605587
Lol. Great.

>>9605655
It seems pointless when I have little to begin with.

>>9605492

You'll just have to wagecuck for a while and save up, there's no going around it. You need money to make money.

>>9605492
Also a wagie at Dominos but how the fuck are you so poor? I make $350-400 a week on average just in tips. Sell the useless shit that you don't need and put it in crypto. You need to sacrifice comfort for your future prosperity, Anon.

>>9605748
I'm not American and I don't buy useless shit. You have different life to me idiot

>>9605538
>pirates shit
>drives above speed limit
>doesent pay taxes on crypto
>b-but im not a criminal cuz drugs r bad hmkay

OP where do you live? You can come stay with me. We can cuddle together and talk about how we will make it by going all into chainlink.

Seriously I'm so lonely. I picture you having long hair and kind of grungy looking pizza boy.

Why don't you go rob someone's house?

>>9605748
Where do you live...

Qubic

>>9605776
I pirate but that isn't criminal, imo. Plus only text books, etc. I have no crypto to pay taxes on
>>9605802
Where are you, unironically? But no homo

>>9605855
What is Qubic?

>>9605492
Sell pot

>>9605869
>stealing potential revenue from businesses isnt criminal

>>9605904
if stealing is wrong, why are you forced to pay taxes ?

>>9605904
It isn't, really unless you're just being pedantic
I mean it isn't harming anyone. I would never have bought the book in all likelihood if I couldn't torrent it for free. I don't support modern publishing houses for a specific reason though. Plus I'm poor like I said and literally can't afford to.

>>9605941
>>9605869
>the worst kind of criminals excusing themselves
Fucking commie thieves, at least selling drugs is offering a product with demand

>>9605538
>not willing to take risks
You literally aren’t going to make it faggot might as well go for a career change and switch from pizza to McDonalds because that’s where you fucking belong.

>>9605518
kill yourself moron. i hope you end up homeless someday if you’re not trolling just so you can have your boomer fantasy of how the world works shattered

start mining etn with multiple acc on multiple phones and pc
use the refcode for your own and when it will moon you will make it

>>9605492
Just stay away from link plz, for me anon, the risk-reward is all fucked

>>9605492
apply for apprenticeships for low level skill jobs with the possibility to climb the ladder the longer you work there.

Normally the pay you from day one.

Take out loans / school loans and go to a trade school or into trucking.

>>9605492
>On verge of homelessness
Don't worry anon. 1/4 women are homeless and we're fixing that problem every day. Once it's 0/4 women we'll get to you.

>>9606881

>>9605503
>>9605572
>>9605702
ITT: OP ignores every good and realistic advice given to him

get some marketable competence like IT, tech etc and find a better paid job, save money, invest, get some time off, acquire new competence, job raise, save money, invest, and retire in 15 years

>>9605904
>stealing potential revenue


top kek mate

>>9606881
*1/4 homeless people are women

her is your (you)

>>9607225
>her
Here*

>>9605904
What about chad stealing your 'potential' gf?

>>9605492
>Take out loan
>Buy 2000 ChainLINK
>Wait half a year
>Sell
>Have more money than you ever had in your life

>>9605538
On your off days offer to fix people's computers for fixed rate of $75/hour. Easy scam.

>>9607527
I don't want to scam people

I couldn't do it

>>9605492
Personal loan right now, all in on aion CND and SKY spkit 3 ways. Take 20 bucks a day and pour it inti your CB account and learn how to day trade. Dont touch you Personal loan stack ever. Keep putting 20 a day into your account no matter what. You have no income and assets so once you get the personal loan for hopefully 5 to 10K you not going to have to give a fuck about your credit. Use that $20 a day to learn how to day trade your after percentages not total profits remember you're playing with kid money so you don't fuc yourself completely. If you can get 200 Sky you've made it in a couple years with enough money to buy a house and some rental properties 50 to 60,000 CND and a couple hundred aion do the same. Even at $20 a day you have several months to accumulate coins if you can get $10,000 into this Market by the end of the year and it is very doable even on a Domino's salary you've made it. Even if you can only get 1 k to 3000 you still set yourself up for a couple hundred grand in assets enough to jump you up several income tiers and give you passive income enough to at least pay for your food lodging and other bills indefinitely.

>>9605492
you need to get urself a hustle, crypto wont make you money in this market, i know cos youre asking biz for help, youre 18 months too late.

imo focus on paying your bills and working for more money, save up for trade school or something, but put youre focus somewhere productive, crypto is a massive time sink, what no one tells you is all the time you spend watching markets is time you could of just earned money, and if youve only got a couple g in the game aint no way youre getting a ROI worth the hours put in.

youre gonna be 26 then 27 then 28, dw bro im in the same spot youre in. dont change a thing, i know i gotta get a skill soon or be left feeling worthless (which u are). but chin up, we all in this together

>>9607546
You seem to be white.

>>9607852
Thanks for the advice but I can't get a loan. Will save what I can though problem is it will be a negligible amount imo. No one knows what the market will do really but I think you need at least 10-20k to make significant gains now. It won't be a repeat of last year I don't think.

>>9607931
Thanks brother

>>9607998
Well yeah I am

If ya got a job then you shouldn't be on the verge of homelessness, spend less money, save more and if you've got the brains for it try to get some kind of an education or something.

>>9608057
I shouldn't, but I am. All goes on rent, etc. I don't even buy shit. I've had numerous people say "stop wasting money", like no, I budget like a Jew and still broke. You can't polish a turd and in this case the turd is my "career" if you could even call it that. I want to end it desu

>>9608090
Can't you find another apartment with a cheaper rent? Get an ordinary bike to commute with if the new apartment is that far away, surely you don't own and maintain a car do you?

>>9608153
Yeah but for the job. Without that = no job. It's difficult to explain if you're not there but I'm pretty much stuck. I am looking for another though but no degree so its difficult

>>9608185
I suppose you ought to find a job that does not require a car and then just commute with a bicycle and sell your car. After that look into getting into a trade school. Isn't there some place where you can call to get advice on this kind of stuff?

>>9605904

Potential revenue? Am I stealing if I don't go to the cinema? Nope, no loss of goods, and I wasn't going to pay anyway.

Not that I care about stealing, I still enjoy 5 finger discounts on a regular basis anyway kek. But it's not the same thing at all.

>>9608212
No, they run around in circles. I tried this already and wasted hours of my life being passed back and forth between people who had no clue.
People really don't give a fuck about anyones life but their own for the most part.

Here's what you do

>Get IT certifications with CISCO, ECouncil or CompTIA
>Get entry level IT job easily or at the very least some generic office cuck job without problem
>From there get the higher level certs and watch the job offers roll in

>>9607931

Bad advice desu, and it's not too late at all. There's nowhere with more money to be easily acquired right now than crypto. OK yeah, get a trade so you get some steady fiat coming in, but don't fall for the wagecuck meme.

>>9608249
Oh well that's unfortunate. I suppose your main objective now is to stabilize your shit, find a way to make enough money, and spend sufficiently little, so that you've got atleast a bit left over each month and then after that look into getting into trade school doing evening classes or something, and when you graduate as a welder or something it ought to all get easier.

>>9608275

So gay. Honestly, better off being a tradie. I got into programming and fucking hate it. Never want to use a computer again once I get out. Doing fucking Cisco & tech support garbage is even worse imo, total pajeetery. And CompTIA? Seriously, anyone still give a fuck about A+?

>>9605492
Work in call center. I sell cable for $85k a year. It kills your soul but you have money to invest and get out one day

>>9608356
God damn that sounds great in comparison

>>9608414
Yeah I work five days a week and take calls for people wanting new service. Usually about 25 calls a day. I hate to hit like I said money is good.. paid vacations and sick days... %6 match for 401k and stock program and gym I use on lunch. Better than delivery pizza for pennies

>>9608577
Good shit man well god bless
I'll look into that kind of work in future thanks

>>9605492
>Doesnt have any money
>Plans to burn money on crypto once he has any
Just KYS boi, you will never make it

don't buy anything

claim 50 Doge per day from the coinpot faucets.

if you can turn 200 Shibas into 1000 then you can invest your money, but if you can't you are retarded and need to try again

watch first 13 minutes of this, you'll feel much better about your life afterwards
https://youtu.be/ZRuSS0iiFyo

>>9605776
>pirates shit
Not illegal.
>drives above speed limit
Not illegal.
>doesent pay taxes on crypto
That's actually the right thing to do, morally.

>>9609039
Not really. It's all relative.

>>9605492
Second/third job. Uber Lyft. Go back to community college, take one class that I’ll enjoy (it’s free). Make friends with Professors and classmates. Go to church and talk to a priest. Make sure you do exercise daily. Finally watch some Jordan Peterson. He’s an amazing philosopher of our time. Good luck anon. Don’t let ya down. Be a thinker not a stinker

Live frugally and save some money to put into crypto, learn TA and start trading slowly, make a lot of mistakes, and learn until you make it.

>>9606968
>marketable competence
>like IT
Ahahahahahahhaha

>>9609304
Peterson gives horoscope tier advice and anecdote but other than that I will

>>9605553
>Having access to roasties with 52$ in the bank

>>9606899
I thought it was actually 1 in 5 or somethjng

>>9607527
How do people get in these positions? Putting out ads? It's the call centers in India that places like Dell refer you to

>>9609924
I fuck regularly despite my situation
Homeless people still fuck you autist

>>9605492
put everything you have into crypto when its crashing hard. any popular alt coin and you'll double your money for sure

>>9605492
Have you considered invest in space bunny, sir?

>>9608057
that pic

>Be me
>26 y/o bommer
>Part time wagie at Dominos
>Love my life
>Homeowner
>Great friends
>Great family
>Want to live daily

Step up nibba

>>9611041
>nibba

>>9611041
>boomer

>>9605492
google factory jobs near you and get a real job. you can't break even every week and expect to live well.

>>9610939
ignore this. doubling your shit stack won't save you. get a real job before you invest

>>9606899
Wish I could a clean one to turn her into a sex slave.

>>9611204
Ignore this. Dominoes is a real job. Just learn to budget

Don't.

Invest in yourself.

Find a trade school, get into plumbing or construction or literally anything so that you can actually get a job that doesn't pay you peanuts that you inevitably end up using in gas/maintenance costs.

>>9608356
>85k a year + bennies for a call center job

You burgers really have no excuse to ne broke here in europooristan youd be lucky to make half that plus we have higher taxes. I swear if i see one more yank complaining about lack of opportunities im gonna lose my cool

>>9605518
Lmao fucking kiwis btfo

>>9608577
25 calls a day? Not even outbound?
Youre living life on easy mode nigga
I used to cold call for 10 bucks an hour

>>9605492
kys and respawn.. dont fuck up this time... it's your seven hundred and seventy seventh reincarnation ffs

>>9606727
>pizza delivery man thinks he’s above fry cooks

You’re exactly the same. Get some skills, pizza boy.

>>9605492
"borrow" some money from the cash register at Dominoes. Buy Bitcoin. Go 100x on bitmex. Pay back loan before Dominoes catches on.

>>9605492
Go to college or training of any type, get a proper job, prof33t.

No need to get involved into internet money.

>>9605503

what is tradie pls

>>9611344
77 you said?

>>9611433
Literally every single fast food place has cameras watching all the cash registers.

>>9609136
In the unlikely event you manage to run a profit while getting scammed you should by any decent moral code not get taxed, totally agree.