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9600567 No.9600567 [Reply] [Original]

Someone help. I need to pay my rent and help my family out with some bills before the debt collectors come knocking, if I don't do this i'm fucked, like literally fucked, probably evicted.

>> No.9600583

R u in crypto? I’ll send u 750 worth in btc

>> No.9600586 [DELETED] 

>>9600567
Buy FLASH
delete the thread after reading this.

>> No.9600592

Put it all in chainlink.

>> No.9600596

>>9600583
Nice larp

>> No.9600610

>>9600567
If your parents can't pay their bills, they're pretty much failures at being a parent. Why should we help them continue to be failures? Let them figure it out.

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>>9600583
Yes, I rode a 2x with HYDRO last week but it could've been a 7x if I had bought at 25 sats instead of 60. Wouldn't I get banned if I posted my address? I've been tricked by larpers enough times already

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9600679

that guy deleted it himself for real. what the hell is going on wtf is FLASH? someone more info?

>> No.9600691

>>9600567
Mohamed Salah to score and give an assist.
easiest £1750 of your life

>> No.9600696

if you put a sharpie in your butt with timestamp i swear ill send some eth and shipchain you can sell

>> No.9600700

>>9600648
Pretty sure getting banned is worth 750

>> No.9600708

>>9600567
Should get you a decent pair of kneepads

>> No.9600718

>>9600696
maybe we can crowdfund this for OP? what do you say OP?

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>>9600610
They're even bigger failures if they could pay the bills but spend the money on stupid shit instead.

>> No.9600742

>>9600567
buy IOTEX and sell at 150 mill mcap. currently its 30 mill mcap. dyor faggot.

>> No.9600754

>>9600720
maybe they're tired of only barely scraping by, fuck tard

>> No.9600762

>>9600648
OP, play stupid games, Win stupid prizes.
Gamblin on shitcoins with your rent money ffs...

>> No.9600770

>>9600700
Fine whatever mr. dubs

1MXqXT2PaMo9PWRKBnUScfhHCGuM1EAZmf

>>9600720
They can't, I lost my job because moving shit around in a warehouse rubbed my hands raw and triggered some shitty eczema. I'm trying my hardest doing online freelance jobs but I need more time to get a stable footing.

>>9600696
I'm not a gay, and shipchain shat itself anyway

>> No.9600792

Look, if you really have a whole family, I feel sorry for you. But, I’m willing to offer you the introductory rate of 35%. You might never be able to face your wife again, but hopefully we will be able to place her somewhere with someone a little more masculine. Your children will be worth their most at the start, so make sure no one tries to take them as a package deal. I’d probably recommend taking their virginity yourself to ensure they don’t have that whole aura around them, the people who search for that are weird. The other option is to stop larping and fuck off dickhead.

>> No.9600812

Posting in a secret bernie sanders thread

>> No.9600854
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>>9600792
I thought that was pasta at first. Why would I larp on a sudanese bread baking forum retard, this is the only place where I can vent my joys and frustrations, I don't even have any friends, it makes me feel a bit better despite not solving anything

>> No.9600870

>>9600854
Me too mate, that’s why I shitpost.

>> No.9600871

>>9600679
delete this

>> No.9600887

>>9600679
yea don't buy a coin that has 2k in daily volume.

>> No.9600903

Oh lol, do you want to buy the same thing as this for £250 and sell it for £1k maybe?

https://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/Crestron-DM-MD8X8-with-cards-and-controller/362322668761?hash=item545c1d2cd9:g:M4YAAOSw4WRa~baL

>> No.9600914

>>9600903
Actually you can come take it and do profit split or whatever. Central London.

>> No.9600974

Post a burner email address if you’re interested anyway. I’m a dickhead, but I’m also serious.

>> No.9601022

>>9600762
This.

>> No.9601037

>>9601022
apparantly, you've never been desperate. how nice for you

>> No.9601073

>>9601037
desperate?

>> No.9601112

>>9600567
I feel bad for you op. Could always hustle like the black folks do.

>> No.9601114

>>9600903
Literally sells for 150

>> No.9601155

>>9600742

That will never ever happen this month, so bad advice for OP.

Be gone, evil Pajeet.