/biz/ - Business & Finance

Come on, guys. Give me some good buys/shorts to look into. I'm absolutely fucked from Crypto.

What's on the docket for shit post minutes?

Trade war is back on
Fed hiking rates
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt80wpqzWmA

>>9576566
iq calls once it dips to 21 again

>HMNY
.40 by EOW

>>9576568
Choose one:
>policy unchanged: equities are fucked
>dovish stance: equities are fucked

Moral of the story: long bonds, GLD and JPY

AVGR today guys! Gonna make some money!

>>9576566
Trade war talk is Trump desperate for a win on North Korea. The pressure is being applied to china while they are going soft on North Korea with cancelling military drills.

They tipsy turvy talk on China trade is all part of the korean negotiations.

>>9576601
My sentiments on the market is we are going to enter a period of winners and losers into 2020. Meaning rather than linked valuations it's going to be kill or be killed market. Autos, tech, and everything is going to be a bloodbath and you want to be betting on the nastiest monster.

man the DOWs gonna probably drag oil down for a bit. at least my corn is growing again finally. i knew it wasnt time for a crash just yet

Is there a measurement for sectors/the stock market of when competition peaks vs stability? Like when companies swing in market share relative to one another more or less over time?

>>9576601
>>9576627
So stay out of equities? Should I make adjustments to go short equities and long volatility?

>>9576676
Don't take advice that seriously from randoms. I'm posting to post, not to drop expert knowledge.

>>9576594
Where's the upside on this business? The product is absolute dogshit and the company seems completely directionless. Yes the stock is outrageously cheap, but it seems to be that way for a reason

Tesla is about to moon back to 350+. The deluge of bad news and failures is clearing up and the hype train will pick back up on high consumer demand and brand value

>>9576707
Roll a D20, on natural 20 gain 1000%

Any of you clowns buying JCP today?

>>9576707
They're playing for a short squeeze, it's only half retarded

WHAT WE BUYIN?!?!?!@

>>9576594
I'm out for a small profit, no more for me

>>9576676
Remember that I am a Zero Hedge reading retard
I am only summarizing the conclusion of some article I read over the weekend
The equity selloff during the FED shitpost is mainly about technicalities (hedge funds' short postions and potential margin calls)

Web Bull just launched their version of commission free trading phone app, going to give it a look. Looks better than RH obviously from a chart and info perspective.

Pain in the ass to deposit money into it

Plan 4 2 day!

>>9576743
>>9576676
Yep, real advice wouldn't be from posts. It would be by seeing someone's portfolio.

I'm overweight AMD, nothing else interests me much in this market.

Dow is showing strength, looks like we're in for a retracement. Watch out for the fed at 2pm eastern time though

What a garbage ass open

Can a dummy first timer with no prior experience play around in the stock market without losing their pennies instantly to either bad choices and/or greedy brokers?

>>9576755
> those meme lines, complete with benis... ur gonna make it.

>>9576783
Just spooked cucks, 75% it closes higher

>ifyouonlyknewhowbadthingsreallyare.gif

I did 14 years in the Home Theater industry. Was Sony Tatsu-Jin (master certified), certified television repair, certified master remote installer for URC, and a host of other stuff I can’t remember.
The entire industry is a sham. It’s gonna fall hard in the coming decades.
In the 80s and 90s the built an industry that was unsustainable in hard times. In other words it required people to have the disposable income and the time off of work to enjoy. 500 channels is a good investment only if you have the time to watch it. People are quickly realizing this and dumping them for streaming, which is just cheaper and more convenient.
The equipment cost isn’t justifiable at that point either. Very few people set aside an entire room of thier house anymore or spend thousands of dollars to watch TV.
As far as the installer the most profitable part was the labor. At the time it would take several pieces of equipment and untold amounts of wire to set up a good home theater. Hundreds of hours of labor were spent. Now a smart phone with a good pair of headphones can do the same.
Manufacturers have hit a wall when it comes to innovation. They’re reinventing the wheel at this point. Especially since the early 2000s. Look at the failed 3D push in the early 2010s as an example.
For the networks and providers it’s a demographic issue. They’re completely out of touch with the reality of who watches TV now. When TV hit it big half the household still stayed at home. Now both work. The only people staying at home are NEETS who would rather stream, boomers who can’t use technology anyway, or Bix Noods who can’t afford cable. I’ve seen many good technologies on the providers side fail because they were geared toward the middle class and up who just don’t watch TV that much.

Cont.

>>9576789

Nope oil is down again today. Shit market

>>9576784
Stock market rewards long-term low skill as compared to other places to invest.

>>9576741
It's day 2 of the defense dip. I loaded up on RTN yesterday and was already long HII. Now I'm figuring out what I should sell in order to put $1200 into LMT calls.

I'm going LMT because NOC options have really high premiums for some reason, and GD didn't dip enough, and BA has that side business that bothers me

The easier version of this play, though, is to just buy DFEN. But I want more leverage than that will give me

>>9576797
Everyone who is capable of posting on 4chan already knows that cable/satellite is doomed.

covered my TTWO short at 111.50
feels so good to be right again
it will probably go lower but i dont care
also buy GE

>>9576819
What do you see in GE?

Seems like a garbage stock to me.

>>9576815
This is why I'm not going in on DIS. Like 30% of their revenue is ESPN, and that's gonna get just'd as cable subscriptions decline

>>9576815
>betting against a blockchain cable and satellite provider.

>>9576830

wind turbines

>>9576553
Why are you guys not investing on the Netflix of china? money making machine so far.

Hunh. Surprisingly, market isn't as bad today as I expected it. I expected shitstorm, and so far it's more of a delicate fartwinds.

>>9576837
I don't need to know shit but it's clear as fucking day all those network/cable channels are doomed.

The reliance on LIVE SPORTS is the worst aspect.

- No IP ownership
- No long term value, if they sell to a diff company you lost all value built up, and are invested in something you don't own

The entire model is fucking DEADER than it looks because of live sports. Not to mention they let the live sports build up their own streaming services on the side, aka NHL.tv, NBA.tv are all fully available. So the exclusivity is fake.

The leagues own the channels more than the channels these days. I don't see how people don't get how absolutely fucked these channels are.

What do you guys think of the value of CNY vs. USD/CAD over the next year?

I have the option of getting paid in Chinese Yuan and I think it might be my best bet....

>>9576797
Good post anon

>>9576797
A great example of the short sightedness was this:
Recently the major cable company in my area decided to shut off its analog broadcast to go strictly digital. Not a big problem since all TVs have a digital tuner in them. However, the company said fuck that and forced everyone to get a box, which costs a hell of a lot more. The chimpout was real. They had to bring in armed guards at the offices to keep order. Turns out most of thier demo were nogs on welfare sitting at home all day. Very few people have actually kept them. Those that could afford fast internet switched to streaming. A lot of them just don’t have anything now.
Another problem that was revealed was that most of the homes around here were wired long ago with sub par coax cable. It just simply can’t handle the bandwidth. Friend of mine is working 60 hours a week now trying to keep up with the complaints.
In order to make a profit they pissed off thier entire consumer base and probably lost half thier customers.

>>9576720
kek

>>9576862
Are you leftist/cuck?
>oh my god trump tweeted something the market is doomed

>>9576744

The rise in Robin Hood and every other normie friendly investing app is just a 'too' well-timed action by those with heavy bags to sell-off to the late adopters yet again

>>9576797

ready to lose some money?

when is robinhood coming out in the UK fok sake

>>9576893
No.

And it's not because of Trump. I don't pay him much attention, though he still has to be accounted for. It's because Nikkei fell, it's because DAX fell, and we've been farting around for good two weeks now, without clear direction, and it's usually not a very good sign. Also, S&P 500 futures were negative. So, negative outlook was justified.

>>9576927
You're gonna need a license for RH anon.

>>9576937
That's some low IQ shit. Thing is enough people are dumb like that to make it go down. Herds.

I still think it recovers by end of day

Based Russel 2000 is going green.

>>9576907
What if this was all orchestrated so that boomer whales can just unload all their tech bags like AMD

>>9576922
There's a fight going on around the 5 minute time frame's 200 sma.

>>9576707
>girlfriend JUST heard about MoviePass a couple of weeks ago
>she gets really excited, wants both of us to subscribe so we can go to the movies "all the time"

Fuck, HMNY can't go bankrupt soon enough. I don't like going to the movies, I'd much rather stay home, cook a delicious meal, and sit down on the couch to watch netflix or a pirated movie on the big screen tv with a beverage of my choice. Watching a movie with my gf at home comes with the added bonus of being able to pause the movie and get my dick wet whenever I feel like it.

>>9576606
>AVGR
The fuck happened

>>9576867
The money comes from advertising. Which oddly enough is what’s killing network television. People hate ads with a passion and if they can stream something ad free they will.
The “revenue through advertising” model is what’s failing. People are tired of being told to buy. Couple that with shitty programming to begin with and you have a failing industry. Look at TLC. they just made a major shift in programming. For years now it’s been the trash degenerate honey boo boo type programming but suddenly they brought back Trading Spaces and Robot Wars. Total reversal. Why? Because people are tired of watching train wreck disgusting shows about fat people and trannies while they get bombarded by stupid ads with banana poster tier jokes.
If the network produces actual entertaining content though people may stay. At least that’s what thier betting. Don’t think it’ll work though.

>>9576953
That's some low IQ wishful thinking. Accepting facts instead of wishes is something you'll need to learn frend.
(Fact it, nikkei, dax and futures are negative. Everything else is "I hope / wish")

But hey, why not. We can wish, right? I have stocks so I wouldn't mind it going up. Just that so far the general market is not exactly doing it.

>>9576977
Yea going to the movies and being subject to the noise from the lost souls in the popcorn mines is a shitty way to spend money. Much comfier at home.

>>9576982
Fuck if I know. I lost money for the first time in 3 weeks.

>>9576995
my falcon passed away recently and I havent had the strength to visit my local kinoplex since

>>9577016
f

>>9577016
I had a nice 100lb Trenton London pattern anvil the one with a cast base and a hardened face that I bring to matinee screenings, it got stolen when I was in the showers. The orchestra laughed at me as I tried to look at it and the trombones tooted mockingly. I can't ever show my face back there again.

dodd-frank repeal go long in the financials nao. XLF

wooooo AMD taking me past 40k keep going fucker

>that amazing feeling when you start the day deep red then hit green

Thanks bogs

REEEEEEEE HMNY REEEEEEEEEE

Where the anime fags at? They go all in on HMNY then off themselves? Also good morning everyone.

>>9576977
>$70 v $0

Pretty much this. And fighting lines and screaming kids and edgy teens.

Lucky I got out of tvix at 5.20 earlier.Tiny profit at least instead of a loss

Any good day trading option ideas for the day?

>>9577156
ST fags are blocking anyone that are bears, or talk negative about HMNY. I really hope this stock goes to 0 kek.

>>9577171
I'm holding my VXX until lunch at least. Could have sold for a profit earlier but on shaky days noon tends to be a bloodbath

>>9577184
what the fuck is this contraption

i want one

it would probably help with my neck pain for real

Anyone follow me into shorting HPE? I doubt it, but it was easy money.

>>9577229
Medical neck stretcher

>>9577251
... or an autoerotic toy

HOLY FUCK!!!!!!! BUY!!!!!!!

>>9577086
Really? Tempting...

>>9577156
Gundam isn't anime :^)

Is MU poster here, did ya win?

>>9577268
nah

>>9577272
WELL THEN SELL IT!!!!!!

Everyday, a green day lately.

>>9577269

I got out at 59.63 yesterday. I am extremely happy that I bought more last Friday because it lowered my price to 57.13 around there. Waiting for MU to dip some more before jumping in.

Boys I just bought some BABA Micro$oft and Twitter, how did I do ?

>>9577292
(i already have)

>>9577301
twitter is a long term winner
literally the future of news media

Based JNJ

>>9576707
>>9576738
>>9576977
Do people not recall Enron just bleed to death and never got a squeeze. I get Enron had a huge scandal going on but I still don't see why people think a squeeze here is guaranteed when it's not which makes this all FOMO spending.

>buy limit orders start executing right at open
oh shit this will be one of those days won't it

Bank stocks completely wiped out yesterdays gains, luckily I sold and bought back today

>>9576922
still waiting

>>9577376
In college I had a class where we went over the enron scandal. Unbelievably fucked up what that company did to decent people. That being said, HMNY is just going to fuck over people on ST which is just funny.

OPEC is raising production next month, sell sell sell.

>>9577406
“The smartest guys in the room” was a great documentary. Borderline conspiracy theory too.

>>9577406
Yeah, there were a lot of people that bought into Enron when their stock was just bleeding thinking about the squeeze when it became more and more painfully clear the investigation was revealing what a scam this company was. None of the shareholders were compensated, anybody who had held anything of theirs just lost. It was a very bad day for boomers.

>>9577431
That was one of the documentaries we watched. Can't believe they conned their employees into loading their retirement funds with enron stock. Mark to market accounting is a brilliant scam.

Is TVIX just going to keep going up for the rest of this week? It's looking really tempting, also any meme stocks, talking SDRL and SNES level memes.

Buy Citigroup under 70

>>9577426
is that why oil is getting so bogged today?

>>9577467
Yes, this is why the oil is getting bogged. The gravy train is over.

>>9577451
The manipulation of the California energy market was what blew my mind, and still does every time I read about it.

>>9577453
Pfft, no it's still Credit Suisse after all. It had a nice dip though before this but it will bleeding its guts out for the rest of the year probably.

>>9577307
rofl

>>9577499
im gonna shove that rofl up your fucking ass kiddo

just wait a few years and see

>>9577480
Can you imagine some of the smart investors that saw the writing on the wall and shorted that company early into the collapse. Wew lad.

Its time

Buy BRKB
All in

>>9577510
gay

>>9577499
As funny as that sounds he might be right. Twitter was given a stupid platform in the world of journalism and news and millennial are just becoming more ADD and stupidity prone by the day with every generation. We have watched twitter save lives, get people fired, and even win an orange man win the presidency over a black man. Fucking hell, we just watched North Korea get diffused by fucking twitter posts by our OG president.

Poor ALT, everytime they have a good day and it looks like the misery is over, it reverses the very next day and drops more kek.

>That fucking candle on WTI
Good LORD we are getting bogged today

>>9577533
ALT has shitty pipelines and product
It is almost like investors are giving welfare money to jobless scientists

>>9577477
sounds like a headfake, but im out of my XOP and XLE. my oil calls are for two years from now so imma just hold em

>>9577569
>Big5 suddenly appears
Careful you will wake up Big5

GERN HOLY SHIT

>>9577512
Kek. Instant billionaire if they did it right.

>>9577532
I don't know, man. SInce like the year 2010, I've never heard anyone mention Twitter in a real life conversation other than 60+ year old people who don't even use it complaining about 70+ year old Donald Trump tweeting stuff that they heard about on CNN or some shit. Meanwhile, other social media sites like Facebook, LinkedIn, Snapchat, ect. all come up in conversation on the reg one way or another. Twitter's entire market seems to be shills and boomers. Good luck with that shit. You might as well invest in Matlock reruns.

>>9577630
>Snapchat

>>9577630
Where I'm from all communications are made via twitter.

>>9577580
I thought Big5 was fucking caged dolphins or something.

>>9577665
He can sense when people are talking shit about ALT. It's like a spidey sense.

>>9577630
I'm not saying it's worth investing, I'm just saying it's definitely a thing in this day and age and gaining popularity among its users. I mean you might not know anybody because most people I know who take twitter seriously are pretty damn dumb but the fact it has a cultural market (like black twitter) makes me feel like it's only going to become more relevant as a form of communication for the incompetent masses.

>>9576566
Itll bounce back. It did this 3 days ago and shot back up. Bitcoin tends to devalue all other cryptos when it dips

>>9577400
looking good

>>9577688
Yeah because crypto is a retarded market to be in right now. Jesus I feel like it should be obvious it's a ponzi scheme of a market when all the coins go down because of BTC.

>>9577716
The stock market is mostly manipulated, the crypto market is completely manipulated. Won't touch it.

>Had 40 shares of WTI
>wake up and sell 20 for 7.91, another 10 for 7.90
>now only have 10 shares with an average cost of 7.90 each

Im long oil in my mind still, but holy shit the volume on this makes me scared that it will drop hard and fast all day

>mfw my biomemeshits act an inverse SPY etf

Im mooning
Who /All Time Highs/ here yet again?

>>9577746
name your biomemes

>>9577716
When btc drops there’s massive selloffs in other cryptos to cover their losses.

Smuckers 110
are we tired of winning yet?

>>9577763
Buy SJM and SIX

>>9577750
I've tripled my account balance in less that 2 months by playing one or two options per week. After almost a year of fucking around and holding stock. Will never hold stock again.

>>9577750
Monday I was, third time since January

Market needs to pick a direction, enough with this sideways sine wave bs

AMAT yesssssss, make my calls burst with unlimited POWAH

So if oil is dead what's the next meme?

>>9577752
Here is my shitfolio:
Biomemes:
QURE
BMRN
SGMO
ONCE

Big biomemes:
REGN
GILD

/smg/ meme:
AMRS

Vidya meme:
ATVI

>tfw was red most of the day
>gonna end up green
I'm outperforming the kek40 by 1.5% wtf.

>>9577787
Financials.

>>9577787
Oil ain't dead

>>9577750
Gratz!!
Hit ATH on Tuesday!

>>9577788
>>9577787

bio is seriously up today
I think because of Trump's tweet about "right to try"

also, imagine being this guy lul

Thoughts on GNE? I mean rothschild on the board desu

>>9577740
I think it's a head fake like anon above "Unnamed opec source"
Ok, schlomo

>>9577809
lmao what a fucking basedcuck.

>>9577269
>Is MU poster here, did ya win?

Not him, but I picked up 300 shares last year at around 28. I walk around with a perpetual boner and a smile.

BASED

>>9577809
Bioshits are usually heavily shorted
On red days, people cover their shorts to answer the margin calls on their longs
As for me first 4 stocks, there is a conference on gene therapies and cure for hemophilia is almost within reach

>>9577777
Give me your strength, quintsposter

>>9577809
haha so much butthurt. I wonder what life is like for these people.

>>9577869

>>9577879
i will check them all out thanks
only one ive heard of before is SGMO

my personal biomeme holdings are
TGTX
AUPH
KERX
KTOV

>>9577777
i just came up with a nice bracket/walk limit combo thats gonna bring me some decent returns i think flipping short term ones on swings

praise quints and options

>>9577899
Now you have the juice anon.

>>9577809
There’s no middle ground anymore. You’re either on one side or the other. Sad!

>>9577926
Thanks adding to my collection.

>>9577803
i agree. itll go down hard on all this bad news from OPEC, but i have no doubt were gonna make new ATHs this year. probably more into the summer. its gonna be profitable to hedge and short oil a little though if it keeps dumping. under 70 is where itll REALLY gap down ugly

>>9577954
I like some of the things he does, but I don't like some of the other things he does.

>get rid of my EGO bags the literal day before it moons 15%

>>9577969
Same. But since we like some of the things he does we’re literally Hitler.

>>9577705
ez 225

>>9577955
I got loads of rare Ian's lol

My SLV puts made a few bucks today, nice

when does minutes get released?

>>9577914
Miserable.

>>9578014
Did YouTube decide if they were going to delete his channel or not? I know it’s all still up currently.

Volume is picking up on TSLA right now, not sure whats up but I bought some calls.

>>9577932
I am giving my rundown and objectives on my stocks:
>QURE SGMO ONCE BMRN
These are a global play on the hemophilia cure sanctionned by Lord Shkreli. QURE and ONCE have already gotten a CAR-T treatment approved by the FDA
SGMO is one the few companies to keep using the Zinc Finger tehcnology to do the gene editing. This technology is older than CRISPR but has a better track record and consistency (which is essential for commercial use)

>GILD REGN
Also Lord Shkreli's legacy picks. They are my biggest bags. But GILD and REGN are very cheap regarding to their earnings. Besides, GILD is well placed for the next big thing in immuno-oncology and REGN is an R&D focused company and I like their style.

>AMRS
lel what can I say ? I believe in their meme yeast

>ATVI
Compared to TTWO and EA, ATVI is at the forefront of the esport scene. I believe boomer nigger ball sports will be abandonned in favor of the NEET incel vidya game. I find TTWO and EA's games don't have the same networking effect of those of ATVI (in fact Blizzard's). I like TTWO, but I find their business model more like the one of movie majors: for each game, they have to pray that it is a success. It is riskier in my opinion.

>>9578059
YouTube is being super vague, he posts progress on his Facebook page a lot. They pretty much refuse to answer him.

>>9578094
>>AMRS
>lel what can I say ? I believe in their mem
it was a pump.. try not to be so retarded

huh
i never realized tick charts are like super fast point and figure charts. i think im gonna start using em. i reading point and figure graphs anyways to judge how big breakouts are gonna be. gonna have to study these to see if its similar

>>9577777
This is the best possible post that /biz/ could have for quints.
Unfortunately, I totally think you're full of shit.

>>9578133
Look who took his dick out of a squid long enough to post today.

Oh man, and the coinfags are getting BTFO too.
Could this day get any better?

>>9578164
This is just last month.

>>9578199
Fucking nice, anon.
What have you played?

Autistic MU shill here; left my position in MU and tried meddling in energy and oil and unfortunately I've begun to realize some of my companies aren't breadwinners

>CHK is the energy equivalent of MU; never misses earnings, target 13 dollars, long hold
>BILI fucking china
>MU; ITS NOT DROPPING, BACK TOAHHHHHHHHHH

never doubt MU
on a side note I'm trying to make the most of my photoshop right now, will appease the lords of MU for a safe enter

>>9578199
I wanna be like you.

>>9578241
HPE, SPY, PZZA to name a few, and I absolutely never buy calls, with the exception of RUN during their earnings run

WHOOOO Uso coming back baby c'mon you filthy slut I just doubled down during the bed shitting. Bring it
T.uso options faggot

>>9578284
I spent almost 4 months reading up on options before I ever touched one. Now that I fully understand them (for the most part) on top of the fact that the market is manipulated as fuck, makes options the way to go. ER option plays are my go to with the exception of SPY options. A lot more risk involved, but that is why I only have a couple of plays a week. Literally anyone can do this if they can dedicate the time and be patient.

>>9578285
i like the cheaper puts too

>>9578319
watch out. OPEC is putting out some FUD. i expect it could be red the next couple days. might wanna get some DWT maybe if it keeps up. how far out are your contracts?

It's great seeing all the cryptofag crying because Bitcoin is dropping.

$EVLV is ranging 1.10 to 1.15 for some easy day trade fodder. Im holding calls on a $amzn buyout rumor and trading tiny amounts of the stock in the meantime. Earnings on the 30th should be positive but i know thats always pure speculation.

>>9578387
>SPY contracts
you use brackets on those things? i use to freeball it, but got burned too much

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm in bag lunch jail so yay me, I'll be there Friday too. Ah well, I'm up today so who cares! I deleveraged half of my portfolio so I'll have a few steady holds and then some fun money for option plays.

>>9578435
I only play SPY options when there is absolutely no good earnings plays available. I generally use Moving averages and bollinger bands for mapping it out.

>>9578435
I lost $11k and effectively destroyed my entire account, 3 years of gains, in february on SPY calls. Never again. Much safer options plays out there.

>>9578387
Nice. I’ve got a book on options basics cued up. Hopefully by the end of the year I can start trading them.

>>9578444
Hey lunchbro!

>>9576719
Too bad daddy musk is a cuck

>>9578444
You deserve better than this based lunch bro.
>>9578482
Yeah I rarely play them, like I said it's an absolute last resort. It is way too easy to lose your ass if there isn't an obvious trend forming.

>>9578501
>>9576719
It's also an expensive stock that at best will get you what like 20-30% return maybe by the end of the year?

Questlove just received not funds. Apparently I might not be able to buy in until Friday. I'm v cranky. I've got a list of more than a dozen stocks and i want to buy in before they all moon. BAKA cranky

>>9578444
You need to get a better girlfriend or up your lunch game.

>>9578444

fuck off and die. This isn’t /ck/ you fat shitbag

>>9578525
Would it make sense for F to buy TSLA since they have the manufacturing capabilities and need a new line of products?

>>9578506
I gotta babysit boomers today and Friday :(

>>9578544
Got any applications?

>>9578444
whats in the bag?

>>9578544
>up your lunch game.
he has the best lunchs around

>>9578471
>>9578482
yeah i only hop in when i see something really obvious as well. too hard to call consistently

im an absolute sucker for the crash to close memes though. i fucking nail those ones

but
>I lost $11k and effectively destroyed my entire account, 3 years of gains, in february on SPY calls
were you using brackets or just freeballing it?

>>9577337
FUK IM LITERALLY WATCHING MY MONEY WASTE AWAY BECSUSE TUEY WANT TO HOLD ONTO MY FUNDS FOR DAYS BEForE I CAN NUY IM PISSED everything's gonna be up by Friday I'm losing cash gad damn

>>9578560
Listen newfag, based lunch bro's life is worth a 100 of yours. Get fucked!

>>9577458
Actually most are looking p good banks esp>>9577520
I can't till Friday I'm so pissed lol

>>9578560
y r u so mad

>>9578560
(You), don't spend it all in one place champ

>>9578564
General Mills shredded wheat ceral, this one is chocolate and peanut butter. It's nice because it's whole grain with no HFC. I like it for a cheap snack.

>>9578444
BTC crash took lunch money ;_;

>>9578561
I mean that would honestly be great news because didn't they just discontinue a bunch of their models? Ford suffers when they do that because their consumers have less options and also the auto loan market is ridiculously over inflated and I have heard from a friend that works in Chase that he thinks it's the next bubble and I wouldn't say he is wrong. I see niggers driving around with old BMWs and Mercedes out of their range and then watch them going to go work at McDonalds. People these days are trying to hold onto their piece of shit cars as well. I just think Elon Musk is a pretty good snake oil salesman which makes me question if TSLA wouldn't possibly suffer some more before it starts going up again.

>>9578564
Oh Christ, I have never posted my lunches in the past but I might start doing it to help add a standard to this place.

Build the best portfolio of my life. Leverage debt to buy in. Would have already paid my interest if there weren't 3 days of holding time. Fuck if things moon more before tomorrow I'm gonna be ipset. Gimme the weekend pls

>>9578560
suck cocks in hell faggot
this IS /ck/
youre fucking lost

>>9578651
Imanma b wagecuck forever

>>9578563
If I could, I would toss you one of my gf's friends because it's better they are on your dick than mine. I'm seriously going to get my dick chopped off by her one of these days or fucking shot if I'm not careful.

>>9578646
this is lunchbro at his lowest level of power. youll see when he charges up, theres no stopping him

>>9578444
I ate some leftover dirty rice I made last night using ground venison plus some steamed broccoli, cauliflower, and carrots.

My portfolio is up about 1% today which I'm happy with considering the major indices are red.

>>9578444
Based lunchbro, I can't decide which to cook, and stove top or oven

Also stock related, is it worth owning a share of AMZN for the crazy occasional one day moves, or could $1600 be better spent on something else?

So how is Degiro able to offer their services for such relatively low costs? What's the catch?
Don't they just give a fuck if you buy shit with a 100 euros and only fuck you over when you do bigger trades? Vice versa?

I just want to know how fast I will lose my money, that's all.

>>9578191
2% aint shit fatboy

>>9578404
July 20th and 817. I expected a dip this week so I doubled down right at bottom. I think this is a fake out honestly. Well see, if it looks shitty ill sell at first decent chance, shoulda known it was gna fuck once the normies took notice

>>9578560
Are you on your period today?

>>9578665
Slow down anon, i'm glad you support based lunchbro but /ck/ is an abomination of a board.

>>9578700
I know I have seen him posting better but I just wanted to have some fun and give him a hard time. I took my money out right now to enjoy some of my gains and because I feel I need to do more research again into things before I put my chips on the table. It's been pretty wild so far this year.

>>9578646
you must be very very new.. lunchbro has some tasty looking lunches usually.. his sandwich days are his worst days and he knows it.

>>9578706
That kitty knows which one to cook.

>>9578723
wew i just hope they dont suppress it for too long. thats not a lot of time on those contracts. youll start to feel that theta sooner than later

>>9578681
Hella, I'll take her to lunch and shill some risky biotechs over wine

>>9578705
Venison is top tier

>>9578706
That's a nice cat, and stove top

>>9578733
/ck/ is just filled with food gore. I used to browse there for ideas for cooking but they just think it's hilarious as shit to fuck up food. There is some cruel irony lost between the nature of boards and their perspective posters.

>>9578755
I know, I dump them about every week, was gnastop about June 20th cud I was guessing party over by that point I think we still got a month on this train but after today it's gonna be volatile for a bit im ready though, as long as I can unload these soon

1.5 hours until the power of the shit post.

>>9578787
Every thread is just
>do americans really
>fucking flyover
>tastelet
It's just a bunch of applebee's fry cooks larping as chefs.

>>9578560
>being this new
Apologize to lunchbro

Kind of want to take a toll here.... Are you guys bearish or bullish on AMD? just trying to get a feel of sentiment in this thread

>>9578787
This
Look at fucking /v/ it's been a meme for ages that /v/ doesn't play video games and they fucking hate them.

>>9578879
I will never be bullish on AMD.

>>9578842
i wonder if theyre gonna change up the script this time? they always pump at 2 and dump at 3. but then maybe if everything is as expected, it will stay kinda flat, maybe even bullish

>>9578706

You have to be 18 to post here

>>9578879
equities are 40% over valued....

Delist...uhh..I mean Netlist getting ready for its moon mission. Buy NLST today before you miss the ride!

>>9578879
I got banned on ST for being an AMD bear, so what's the next step above bear?

>>9578886
/k/ has some generals where actual content is discussed but otherwise it's dragon dildos, innawoods spooky stories, and Shitposting. To be fair though, it's better than what's going on with other boards like you said /v/

>>9576594
It's just dropped below $0.50.

ALT, oh boy here I go pumping and dumping again

>>9578787
Alck is the only decent thread there just like SMG is the only decent biz thread

>>9578954
thats accumulation bro.. they have to buy all the small time penny flippers if they really want to make a big run.. they'll pop and drop it to shake weak hands and penny flippers out then they'll make a big run

Do I sell my WTI? Real question. Could it actually go any higher?
Need help anons, losing money and not sure if it can recoup. I was hoping the fed would shitpost today so it would steadily increase as everything fell.

When is the fed going to do it anons?

>>9578954
>>9578974
Actually just saw this... Maybe it's the start of a real pump this time?

https://www.fda.gov/NewsEvents/Newsroom/FDAInBrief/ucm608629.htm

>>9578560
Can you post your address? Some anons are just curious.

>>9578977
You'll know when the minutes are released because people will start posting bogs, wojacks, and your porfolio will be dropping.

SDRL kek

>>9578879
isnt it up now? that usually means its time to go down, right?

>>9578444
Going home after a hard day's work, wondering what will I cook for dinner but it will involve cheese.

>>9579005
Should have shorted that piece of shit.

>>9579035
i fucking hope so

Does theta work in your favor if you are ITM or is theta always bad?

>>9578937
>/v/
i havent looked at /v/ in like 4 years. im scared desu.
when i left it was just relentless console war faggotry, literal paid shills pushing whatever was the newest garbage, and data miners. cant imagine its any better now

>>9579005
It’s not surprising.

>>9579000
Hmm.. well the portfolio part’s already underway kek

>>9579045
>>9578444
Ah well, just got my gf on the phone, croque-madame and a salad for dinner it is.

>>9579085
the filename threads were good though

>>9579083
Theta always works against you, but to a lesser extent if you are ITM. I'm assuming you bought to open, it's the opposite if you sell to open. You are welcome for the spoonfeeding, now go watch the options videos in OP you faggot

>>9579058
Option prices haven't really been moving too much, I don't think you are missing out on much at the moment.

>XGTI

Worth a buy. I'm familiar with the contracts they keep winning, it'll print money if they're successful at them.

>>9579154
>1 post by this ID
I have made plenty of money trading options you are welcome to check my post history for the day. I'm sorry crypto is in the shitter anon.

>>9579083

>>9579000
I pray that you're wrong.

>>9578879
Bearish, just look at that marketcap. How much higher can it actually go?

>>9579195
Nice easy explanation on greeks, everyone should save this.

Figure I try here before I jump to /lit/ but any books about understanding and appreciaiting the long game? How to look at the big picture.

Still kick my own was when I think about how I bought AMD stock for around $2 something, to sell it back at around $3 something when right now it is at $13 something.

>>9579192
>I made plenty of money using instruments I did not fully understand
>So now I will imply you are a cryptofag guilty of what I am doing: gambling

Lmao

ALT stop giving me false hope

>>9579149
/v/ used to be a blast, but that was years ago.

the last really good board i remember getting added was /vr/. and that place was incredible for like a year. so many wizards in one place. then /v/ finally found it and destroyed it. also the whole "not retro" thing was retarded and almost no one gave a shit unless some kid was trying to talk gamecube games (which faggot /b/tards and /v/irgins did endlessly).

>ALT

>>9579225
That is the only reason why someone would be this salty over a simply question, you are obviously a cryptofag.

>>9579225
its not like its impossible. options can easily give you 100%+ returns. and they can taketh away that as well

>>9578879
Long term (6+ months) I'm pretty bullish, their new CPUs are looking very good and with their next die shrink they will be destroying everything Intel has to offer.

Short term I wouldn't be surprised to see AMD's stock dip back down to ~$10 and bounce again.

>>9579254

IM CUMMING BUCKETS

>>9579218
heres some 2 year old copypasta

cant find the other better edition

personally I think ben franklin's autobiography is a must read too

>>9579261
Nah, it's just sad that you are 30-something posts into the thread pretending it means shit and then asking a question that is answered in the very OP of said thread. Someone does you a solid and answers and you are butthurt enough to talk shit because they correctly pointed out that you should DYOR.

>>9579321
HOLY SHIT THE SIZE OF BUYS GOING THROUGH!!!

>>9579254
>>9579321

Whats up with F losing so much value today?

Is there news I missed?

>>9579331
Thank you!

>>9579356
The memes were true!

Did you all buy into the BGFV dip?

You guys should sell your ALT hurry and take the profits.

I would recommend buying BIDU. The market is not rational and when they get a new AI expert in as their COO the price is going to jump up.

>>9579532

>>9579569
I'm not buying until it hits $220.

I case people weren't 100% sure that ST users are completely retarded and don't do any DD.

>>9579617
whats the point of any of these post?

Reminder that SNES is entering the classic bull trap and can be played for a short squeeze between now and tomorrow.

>>9579674
People just do it for bragging rights. But regardless of what the price of CARV is, longing it means they have absolutely no idea what they invested their money in.

Just put in a limit order to sell my AMD shares at $13.15. I'm thinking the momentum has run out for this run and it's gonna start falling soon.

>>9579713
i'm talking about you posting any of that

>>9579753
To laugh at ST users obviously.

>>9579674
>Le secret 4chan club is the coolest!

>>9579713
Maybe they are trolling when they say they are longing it, to get more people to hold their bags

I have $600 to meme with in my robinhood account.. I need 3 penny stocks to put $200 onto each.

I'm thinking of CEI anyone have some suggestions?

When i say penny i mean under $1

>>9579826
>Maybe they are trolling when they say they are longing it, to get more people to hold their bags
I would certainly hope so.

>>9579846
Wait for SDRL to hit .20 then strike my friend.

If you are buying BRKB and C today you will never make it

>>9579846
brka or vtgn

>>9579846
TNK my nigga

>>9579961
>brka
kek

>>9579961
so 2 is when the shitpost is gonna hit? do we know?

>>9579968

>>9580012
I'll post a link when the time comes, I'm keeping watch for it and waiting

>>9579846
Why buy shitty penny stocks when you can get cheap options plays? $50 SNE calls for 7/20 are only $40 right now

>>9580012
Yes 2, i'm so tempted to short SPY right before but I know that could backfire horribly.

>>9579942

>>9579617
Wew he's in for trouble if he doesn't sell to close soon.

>>9580038
only time i really buy options is when i buy puts

>>9580033
>>9580044
checked
it normally pumps first then dumps. or atleast the last couple.
i dont really care cuz im doing straddles with brackets anyways

5 minutes until Golden Moon mission

>>9580092
I've only bought and sold calls so far. For some reason my brain doesn't comprehend puts.

>>9580101
Do vertical spreads instead, volatility is going to eat your gains

>>9580138
sell put= bullish
Buy put= bearish

Does anyone here trade options on robinhood? I got a couple questions. Can you exercise them or are you limited to just trading them? I'm looking at HMNY calls and it's forcing 5¢ intervals. Is this the case with all options on robinhood or just this instance? Is this like a limit order that will buy lower if there's a lower asking price or does it really force 5¢ intervals somehow?

>>9580204
I have seen no option to exercise options except when they expire which I only flip contracts I never hold them until expiration. The intervals vary from stock to stock.

Who /ballin/ here?

It's time.
Get ready to make some moves everybody

>>9580165
i got some low IVs, thats why i did it

Like CLockwork

>>9579846
NLST about to take off big time.

>>9579968
>>9580030
>tfw bagholding TNK
Recovery fucking when? I swear to god. if this shit doesn't start making money by the end of this year...

Based EBAY coming through with the pump

I loooove being right.

>>9580276
Nice swing anon!

>>9580267
they say the best time to buy these companies is when they are losing money

With a dividend reinvestment I think TNK can make you rich down the line

there they are fucking finally
https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/files/fomcminutes20180502.pdf

Who here is shorting SPY before the fed?

Green candle on GLD just came out of fucken no where bro.

Ok starting 2pm on a good note so far...

>>9580304
kiss your money goodbye

>>9580204
You can only exercise by calling their understaffed support line and I think there's a fee

>>9580322
Haven't pulled the trigger yet and probably won't seeing the recent spike.

Based Citibank
Based everything
too easy

new bread pls

>>9580347
fade the spike breh

Should have held my Natgas all these months

If I research and pick a few IPOs I like and want to invest in long term, does that mean I can buy them as soon as they go public? If I search their symbol, will they be available on the day they are open for trading, or is their a delay?

>the shantytown of GE

kek, which one of you cucks was shilling for GE? Did you buy your rope yet?

>>9580450
What research have you done into figuring out why they're falling today?

>>9580464
Well this just hit:

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/ge-ceo-says-cannot-guarantee-180549263.html

>>9580296
This recovery we've been promised can't come soon enough. My problem is that I jumped on it too early. I can definitely see them rebound in a spectacular way if OPEC stop limiting the supply and enough old VLCCs get scrapped.

>>9580431
yes & yes, it may not be available at 9:30am but at some point during the day

>>9580431
You can usually buy day of, but it's usually a better idea to wait a couple days

The options chain won't be available until a few weeks in though

>>9580431
IPOs are just exit scams.

>>9580484
fuck the divy
buy the GE dip if you believe in the company's turnaround and your DD

>>9580529
This is not always true, but it usually is

the Aramco IPO will be the biggest exit scam of all time

all time fucking highs

SPY is fighting for it's life to get green.

JPY is being bid
I wouldn't believe in this rally

>>9580538
Did you read it? In addition to the divy probably being fucked for 2019, they expect their power division to have weak demand through 2020 and their capital / insurance business is fucked so badly that they're desperately trying to unload it. The only future I see for the company is to keep spinning off businesses and divisions until there's nothing left.

better make the new thread cause Im not

>>9580690
I'M ON MOBILE IN CLASS JUST DO IT

when does the bartening happen

>>9580638
Been hodling since Dec.
Just bought more solely because of the dip. Fight me cunt.

>>9580726
>>9580726
>>9580726

Fresh thread

>>9577763
>>9577763

>>9577771
>>9577771


Okay can we get more people to jump on board, has good trends right now