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>>9562427
Dwelling on past that never was is pointless. Accept it and move on. Build yourself a future that's worth living in.

>>9562439
>why don’t you pay for some meaningless sex with money you earned from you meaningless job
It’s not the same. Growing up sucks

>>9562499
this tbhq
Why the fuck worry about the past when you can get fit and rich and bang qt's all day?

My ex girlfriend looked like this up close and I did some terrible things to her, lads.

The saying along the lines of "No matter how good looking a woman is, someone is always tired of fucking her" is very accurate.

I could be in a relationship with the best looking woman on the planet, and I would still cheat on her. Why is this? Well, I've thought a lot about it and came to the conclusion that once you've done one, you've done them all. Women are so boring by nature, and so men innately wish to find one who isn't... thus we skip from one to the next, on and on, repeatedly failing to find a woman who isn't a worthless hole. It's an impossible task, and only delusion (aka 'love') can lead you to believe you've succeeded.

I actually enjoy cheating on my girlfriend, and depending on the girl I'm with, sometimes I will tell her I've cheated just to see her reaction.. see if there is anyone or anything inside that dumb fucking head of hers and usually there isn't. Just the same tired old reactions that I've seen countless times before and can counter after years of repetition. Sometimes even being able to predict the next phase of her anger... The majority of them don't even break it off or end the relationship, if you do it right, they come to accept that you are unfaithful and in many cases it actually makes them like you more. Such is the nature of women.

Anyway, who cares about those cunts, this isn't business related.

love is overrated anon, in the end it's just transactional. you're on your own, just accept it and try to be content with that.

Could you imagine seriously feeling bad about missing out on "teen love."

Jesus Christ, I'd kill myself if I was that retarded and I'm a kissless virgin.

>>9562563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybTkUQh_pGE

>>9562563
Would you like your gf sucking dicks or getting pounded by other guys ?

>>9562427
why the fuck are you such a little bitch dreaming about teenage girl romance garbage

>>9562427

>fell for two other memes
>now falling for another one

I think the problem is that you're a retard, OP.

>>9562427
I'm not entirely convinced that chasing women is the pinnacle of existence anon. I finally got laid at age 20, tried the marriage meme at 23, divorced at 32, fucked about 8 different women both younger and older since then. Still, and maybe this is just my internal boomer talking here, but I wish I spent less time focusing on sticking my pene in some wet hole and more time focusing on figuring out what my dreams were, and implementing them. Now I'm just frantically checking things off a bucket list before my body and mind goes to shit, but it all takes money.

>>9562427
>tfw 24 dating a virgin 17 year old
pure teens are the greatest thing in the world and I will never let any used up roastie or desperate beta tell me otherwise.

>>9562860
Its not gonna last. Sorry to be the one to tell you this

>>9562998
Yeah I thought about that, if it wasn't meant to be then whatever I guess. It's been 8 months already and everything has been perfect so far. There's a chance she will meet some chad when she goes to university but maybe not because she's naturally conservative. She thinks people who swear are extremely trashy, for example.

>>9562427
>>tfw I will never be 16 again and have her come over and make out in my room while parents think I’m studying
>>tfw will never skip school to law down on grass somewhere in a field with her to look at clouds
>>tfw missed out on teen love
>>tfw missed out on the most beautiful thing on the planet

fucking dick head. those things are note even a big deal. you missed fuck all. go make some gains in your body mind and character and smash some QTies instead of weeping on your past. maybe the fact you weep over such things like this is why you are even posting

>>9562427
This has nothing to do with STEM, engineering or computer science. You're just an idiot.

>>9562740
Who fucking cares. I'm the one who brings value to the relationship. Not her. If she wants to get some dick good on here, but its not the same as guys getting pussy.

Women only cheat when they're mad. Men cheat because we always want to fuck something else. If that doesn't describe you get your t-levels checked.

>>9563303

Agree, universities are fucking filled with extra activities and events you can go to, or just hang around in community places. fuck even using university gyms or something.

Computer science class sucks but how many hours a week are you even in there?

>>9562563
Spoken like a disciple of Patrice.

>>9563364
Who?

>Fell for the computer science meme
>Dropped out
>Went full bennies
>Bet up with a group that tries to train teens from poor families how to properly conduct themselves in jobs
>They set me up with an interview for a small company that's effectively a millionaire's social test
>Company has an internal share scheme that pays dividends
>After hearing about how I was a kissless virgin the girls at work keep setting me up with their friends
>Now I've got a decent wage and partial owner of the company I work for, on track to get a juicy dividend payment soon.

Just develop EX rank luck bro

>>9563332
Don't try to lecture me if you haven't even heard of the word hypergamy. And my guess is that your t and dht levels are rock bottom because you wouldn't mind being a literal cuck.

>>9563374
Patrice O'Neal. Look for the Black Phillip show on youtube. shit will change your life.

>>9562860
Dude, how did you get so lucky? I met a 16-year-old through Tinder but haven't followed through on anything yet.

>>9562427
>fell for the computer science meme in high school
I'm so sorry.

>>9563429
Oh yeah from O&A, I know him, but he isn't all that. Just a funny guy... he doesn't offer any insight that isn't basic and didn't come naturally to me by age 13 and growing up with older sisters.

Pleb shit, basically.

>>9563404
Bitch I was on r/theredpill when it had less than 10,000 subscribers. If you really want to be an alpha you just have to accept that its just the way it is. There's no use getting upset about something you can't change or whining about how unfair it is. It makes you sound like a bitch when you wail about hypergamy.

And I'm not saying you stay with the bitch after she fucks some other dude, but just don't be surprised when it happens.

And as far as being a "cuck" is concerned, guys who obsess about that are guys who are shitty at fucking and are extremely insecure. There's an old saying that deep down inside women are afraid a man will kill them, and men are afraid women will laugh at them. I think that sums up where the fear of being a cuck comes from. From weak men who are so fragile they fear that their SO will find out that they actually are a cuckold, and their powerless to stop it.

Now go prep the bull and come back when you're not a raging fagget.

>>9563516
That's fair, its good for guys who didn't have exposure to that though. Seriously though, his shows are funny as fuck.

>>9563458
v&

>>9563554
Haven't exchanged photos, met in-person or done anything criminal. So I think i'm alright. The anon I replied to is more v& than me

>>9563458
Our moms are friends and her mom thought she's too focused on school so she told me to text her. She's also beautiful and a literal genius who gets top placements in international science olympiads. I am absurdly lucky and I can't help but feel like I don't deserve her. If we don't get married I'll be upset about it for the rest of my life. But I'm pretty good at hiding any feelings of inferiority when I talk to her.

>>9563599
My mom would most likely be very disappointed in me if I was 24 and dating a 17 year old girl, but im sure she's beautiful anon

>>9563624
My mom knows she's smarter and harder working than me so she wouldn't mind an upgrade to the family lineage

>>9563525
>Bitch I was on r/theredpill when it had less than 10,000 subscribers.

Imagine being so insecure about your masculinity that you have to qualify your thoughts on the subject by letting people know when/how long you've been subscribed to a subreddit for losers.

Sad really.

>>9563599

you lucked out anon if you ask me you put a ring on that bitch and keep her barefoot and pregnant

>t. oldfag who had crack at a young virgin and passed her up to fuck around and now wants to settle down but is too old to get some prime ass like that ever again

>>9563683
Go on tinder and underestimate your age, you'll find plenty of high school virgins

>>9563683
I'm trying my best. I don't think you're ever too old, gold diggers will always be an option lol

>>9563646
Eh, what can I say, I was a sad dude at the time. It helped in the long run though.

I'm sure you're the bastion of masculinity though. How big do you open your mouth when you take a picture?

>>9562860
>>9563085
I've dated a 17 y/o until she was 20.
when I was 23 to 26.

it didn't last because.... I never really liked her, she was not smart not pretty....

We broke up. its years later now.
I had some sex with this other girl.

but nothing came close to what I experienced with this virgin 17y/o.

might have been because it was the first relationship in a while where I was, actually sober.

fuck.

A I miss you.. even though you are ugly and dumb.

>>9562563

Cool story bro.

>>9563776
Low IQ Blogging --> Reddit

>>9563771

>Eh, what can I say, I was a sad dude at the time. It helped in the long run though.

At least you admit you're a loser who takes advice from other losers.

"I'm sure you're the bastion of masculinity though. How big do you open your mouth when you take a picture?"

>He thinks I take pictures of myself

What an absolute waste of time.

>>9563525
You can say whatever you want to make yourself feel good and mighty over the internet. But this post maintains my concern with your feminine traits and opinion and worse, I feel like you are a brainlet now.
I too can say shit like I was redpill before the sub even existed. Who cares. And I know for a fact that you wouldn't even have a tenth of that tone with me IRL.

If you are truly the alpha above all in her eyes, your LTR will not cheat on you in the blink of an eye. No man should tolerate this behavior, I didn't say complaint about, and it is on pubmed that being disgusted by this possibility of straying means higher circulating test.
It's likely that a man is sexually attracted to many women, especially as his power grows, again, this is science. But you should be a man of virtue, not a fucking edgy teen inflicting pain in the scope of some idea of sexual market asymetry. Get in a polyamorous relationship or at least talk to your LTR if you are planning to fuck other people. Would you like me to fuck your gf in a mff and choke her three times a week ? This is not about insecurity, this his about being a man, and not a faggot who hurts other because he his some weird mentalcel who can't think on his own.

Do you want to only have superficial relationships with stupid women that have no connection with you ? Are you sub double digits IQ and only find women like you ?
You then reuse the word cuck as an insult that according to you, is used by insecure and weak men. I will not argue anymore. I am a little bit sorry for you. I wrote this long post in hope you will find some wisdom in it. Have a nice day, and I mean it.

>>9563871
You're replying to a different guy bro

>>9563871
>But this post maintains my concern with your feminine traits and opinion and worse

Jesus Christ why don't you two get a room.

This is one of the gayest exchanges I've seen on 4chan.

>>9562797
>divorced at 32
btfo boomer

>>9563871
>But you should be a man of virtue,

What the fuck is this? The renaissance? You're way too obsessed about finding a "good woman". How many blogs do you read on ROK that expound on the decline of western culture because of those devious sluts.

You need to chill the fuck out dude. And I'm not saying you should go out and cheat with no regard for your partner. Break up if that's the case. But I'm also not saying that if your partner isn't holding up their end of the deal than you can't go out and get some side pussy. Its always been that way.

I don't understand this illusion that guys in the manosphere are obsessed with that once upon a time women were faithful and didn't complain and stayed in the kitchen and fucked you whenever you wanted after a long day at the office. The 50's were a myth dude. Society has always been a fucking mess when it comes to the dichotomy between men and women and it will always be a mess.

You're chasing something that never existed.


And lol at your last "paragraph". You sound like a motivational youtuber.

>>9563955
nigga u gay

>>9564085

>I like cheating on my girl and shit
>Nigga you don't know how to find a good women
>Bitch I'm subbed to redpill
>Nigga I'm fearing for your penis's soul because at this rate you'll never find a good bitch
>Bitch good bitches don't exist, TRP told me

This is literally how you guys sound.

>>9564125
To be fair I've moved on from TRP and the "manosphere". But at the time it helped me. This dude is still in deep though. Yelling about hypergamy and LTR's and shit. There's some decent nuggets to be found but on a whole the philosophy is largely bullshit.

Maybe ... just maybe this is /biz

>>9563525
>Bitch I was on r/theredpill when it had less than 10,000 subscribers

>>9564350
Nothing to be proud of mate

>>9562427
kek he needs bitchy roasties to make him happy

>>9562427
Tight teenage pussy is better than any degree.
You fucked up.

>>9564350
Why's that brainlet?

>>9562427
stop being a faggot.
who the fuck cares about teen love?

>>9562563
>The majority of them don't even break it off or end the relationship, if you do it right, they come to accept that you are unfaithful and in many cases it actually makes them like you more
holy shit are you me? I found this out in college. would hook up with random hoes just to see the reaction of the girl I was currently "dating". first it's anger and "i never want to see you again" then it's "anon pls i know i make mistakes we can still make this work"

bitches are fucking almost useless retards. if sex wasn't good they would be 100% useless

>>9564407

>>9562427
You feel like it's the most beautiful thing in the world as it's portrayed so in the media, you're just falling for another trap to keep you subdued, which you clearly are, as you're working for the jew at an occupation that requires a substantial amount of your brain. You're literally being played. You'll never make it like this.

>>9564451
>not seeing the beauty of such relationships
>thinking STEM jobs aren't some of the best occupations you can get
>thinking it's important whether your boss is jewish or not
I don't believe that you will ever make it either

>>9564432
Like you don't go there either you dumb nigger. The whole "4channers hate reddit" is a fucking meme. You would know that if you didn't just go on this site to impress your friends. kys fagget

>>9564451
Nice cope.

>>9564536
wrong. it's not a meme. fuck off and kill yourself.

>>9564517
>>thinking STEM jobs aren't some of the best occupations you can get
didn't say that, I'm in STEM

>>9564517
>>thinking it's important whether your boss is jewish or not
By jewish I don't mean literally jewish, but he's taking a significant cut of the compensation for your labor, dummy. You're supposed to break on your own or save and retire, working is for chumps.

>>9563961
Hey these boomer bitches are scandalous. A motion for filing a dissolution of it is virtually guaranteed upon receiving your marriage certificate from the gubermant

>>9564536

>Complaining that the hate for reddit is a meme
>Visits the most memed board in existence AKA TRP
>MEMES ARE BAD THO

You don't even know what you stand for.

>>9562645
this
teen love is basically plain love and simple if you are not experienced

>>9562499
It's like I know this concept but purposely don't do it to self sabatoge. Op is right tho, teen love like you see in movies is literally the best feeling in the world. Not something yoh can recreate, and seeing others have it while being someone who was too timid to get it for himself really fucks your mood up

>>9564572
thanks sperglord

>>9564667
You aren't even making any fucking sense?

>>9562707
good vid

Women are depreciating assets

>>9564899
Keep telling yourself that to cope. I know it hurts anon

>>9562517
all sex is meaningless, pull your head out of your ass

>>9564996
You really think they are appreciating? Lmaooo that cope you're whipped af kid

>>9564385
>thinking teen pussy is > hebe pussy
baka

>>9565029
everything is meaningless

>t. Nietzsche

>>9563299

that picture... wtf. I swear i saw a ducke fucking some fat chick from behind.

>>9562427
If I could say one thing to a young myself it would be DON'T BECOME A PROGRAMMER.

Programming is lonely and non-programmers don't understand the hard, complicated work that goes into it. There's a BIG difference between good programming and bad programming and most of the time the end result is the same, nobody will notice the difference.

Explain to someone that you've built a house and he'll be impressed since he can understand it. Explain that you've built an app or whatever and he just think you're playing around in front of your computer. You'll get zero respect even though you might have spent the same number of years perfecting your craft as it takes to become a surgeon.

>>9562427
DELET

>>9564725

Lol just let it go man, “the best feeling in the world is the love of a stacy” and crying about your computer knowledge while 99% of the population think it’s magic. Stop being a sheep and get rich.

>>9562427
I was really lucky anon, my first year in the Uni was horrible, but somehow I managed to get a gf in the middle of the second year and I was reborn. She dumped me couple of years later but finding her and being dumped upon really was what I needed to become complete and interact as a normal person, or at least fake it.

>>9562427
Teen love is the most awkward and cringy thing you can imagine. Zit-faced kids who don't fully understand oral & genital hygiene yet, sharing sloppy kisses, reciting shitty mellow-dramatic movie lines, thinking its "deep." I'll hand it to you that, at the time, it feels important. But these memories become dog-poop-on-the-shoe-tier once you actually move out and start your adult life.
>TFW adult love is actually tested and reinforced
>TFW adult sex involves kinks & roleplay
>TFW every day you work towards improving yourself, contributing to the world, and starting a family, not just narcissistically wallowing in teenage angst & gluttony

>>9565372
>Teen love is the most awkward and cringy thing you can imagine. Zit-faced kids who don't fully understand oral & genital hygiene yet

Obviously you got no pussy in high school lololol

>>9565372
This

>>9565297
yeah but if you were THAT good at programming you wouldnt give a fuck what others think anyway, since you'd be making big bucks. But lets be real, you're probably an average programmer

>>9565372
how can you enjoy "adult love" if you've never experienced teen love?

>>9565503
irrelevant but hope it felt good to belittle some random anon on the internet

18 year olds are teenagers, go for them

>>9565415
This was my experience. I "dated" a few girls who I thought were 9/10 babes at the time -- I'd say 80% of the "relationship" was chatting on AIM about running away together and living like Chris McCandless from Into The Wild. The other 20% of the time it was sweaty makeout sessions, awkward blowjobs, and a few bone sessions that gave my dick rope-burn because who knew anything about condom sizes at that age.

I'm not even claiming to be cool or irreverent. I was head over heals at the time and thought it was the most incredible thing ever. Fell hard for 2 of the girls; 1 of whom ended up being institutionalized for legit mental problems, the other becoming a lesbian. Now I regret how much time I wasted on them, and not starting a band, playing baseball, going skiing, learning to program, discovering bitcoin, writing short stories -- you get the idea.

>>9565372
The only response in this thread from an actual adult. I don't know of any adults who romanticize teen love. This thread is fucking bizarre.

>>9565556
how is it irrelevant? one does not get into programming to earn respect exactly...
good programmers dont bitch about prestige, they're busy working, counting shekels and making our modern world function, and they're valued as such with high pay by those who can appreciate their talents

>>9565556
A

>>9565711
>But lets be real, you're probably an average programmer
how good or bad of a programmer is completely irrelevant to my advice

*of a programmer I am
fixed

>>9565901
your advice is dont become a programmer, which is a pretty shit advice in the digital age

>>9565623

this is just wrong. I lost my virginity at 10 and am now 35. I've had loving long term relationships several times in between. First real girlfriend at about 15 years old.

The earlier relationships are easily the best. Everything is new and the emotions are strong and raw. You can't have sex with hot minors unless you are one.

As you get older things get routine, feelings are blunted. many things factor into relationships other than just pure attraction (like jobs, money, kids, etc.).

things are always best the first time around.

>>9565297
Hello fellow programmer. It just so happens that I'm fucking tired of working in this field and I dread each new work day, do you have any advice for someone in a semi state of burnout?

>fell for the jewish hollywood propaganda movies

>>9562427
as someone who had a lot of sex as a teenager its whatever and my relationships are better now. you're just idealizing and romanticizing what u dont have

>>9565946
fine, be a half-assed normie coder then, just for the ability to get a job. not a full blown skilled programmer that could create an operating system if he set his mind to it. id still recommend myself to get into whatever else instead, im sure i would have had much more fun in life.

>>9566199
>movie has degenerate couple
>jewish propaganda for destroying family units
>movie has pure, happy couple
>jewish propaganda for ...something
lol

>>9566202
you realize that what you have now might have been due to the social skills and connections you obtained earlier in life while having sex and not sitting inside in front of a computer?

i know how you feel OP, for anyone wondering what are we talking about just watch this
it's about the essence of YOUTH, something pure and natural that we are never going to experience again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6y5HpALM2k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow6GQwZeIx8&t=

Nigga stick with it. I did cs in college and just went to a fuck ton of parties in college to get laid since there are zero girls in class. Now I'm 28 working as a senior dev making enough money to take care of needs, fuck around with investment, and look presentable to girls that like the idea of a successful guy. Just give it time.

>>9562427
>mfw cant love anyone
I dont know how to describe it, but Ive never really loved someone, I doubt that I even truly love my close family. Ive felt sexual attraction towards women before, but none of my short lived relationships were meaningful and all of them were kinda cold. Im not very concerned about this though, it helps a lot with focusing on my goals, since I dont get distracted by this stuff. I never really talked to anyone about this, but I guess I have some sort of mental ilness.

>>9566219
that kind of programmer doesnt choose to be one, he is born one. He doesnt 'get into' as in 'i just finished high school what should i do' like all the fags here constantly ask, he was already coding naturally at 14-16 and giving zero fucks. You are a wimp giving terrible advice because of your own failures and not getting the recognition you think you deserve and you.
Clearly this isnt for you, you're probably young enough to switch career. Get into some social field where you can feel better about yourself through others opinions. What a fag holy shit

>>9566399
are you done belittling some random anon on the internet yet? no idea what kind of crusade you think you are on.

>>9566021
I get why people are nostalgic about this period. Sure, the feelings were intense. Little things like a smell of perfume or an old 90s song can bring you back and remind you of your mindset back then.

Ultimately, though, those experiences are unimportant. I mean, what you learn from them is important, but the faces/details are not. They don't talk about your high school hookups at your funeral. It won't even cross your mind after age 50 unless you really fucked up and neglected those feelings all your life... at which point you might start to idealize some former love, like Bill in the final episode of Nathan For You.

>>9566586
forgot pic related

>>9566445
you are coder who regrets it, literally scum. Never had it in you so why start. But also discouraging others makes you worse than scum, its pajeet tier. Kindly fuck off, i hope you lose your shit with your BCH crap

>>9562427
>TFW could have had sex at 14 with a classmate but backed out due to having micropenis
still a virgin at 28

>>9566810
what counts as micropenis?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXjRaoTPlPE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqUCX5rPQug

>>9566810
>caring about penis size at 14
damn we're stupid at that age
>still virgin at 28
looks like you havent gotten over it

>>9563299
this guy fucks.

>>9566824
by medical standards <=7cm erected, mine is 8cm but it's as if I didn't have it, no way a woman would feel it

>>9566668
What's your problem?

>>9566810
If you're into femdom good for you. You're living the dream.

If not, find the nice girl at the office and have fun.

>>9562427
Crap, you literally described me. Just turned 26 today.

>>9567308
I gave up on women a decade ago, I mean what will I tell them when it comes down to sex? That I don't have a real penis?

>>9562439
/thread

>>9562427
> Never went to university
> Was homeschooled
> Got my first kiss / gf @ 24. Owned a home, had traveled to Alaska & done lots of other shit by then
> Have now dated Russian, Turkish, American, Mexican & been to 15 countries

First relationship was literally like teen love. Even wound up going to prom ... just figure out how to improve 1 step at a time anon

>>9567564
nice

>>9566021
Now you got me thinking about sneaking out of my house as a teenager to meet up with cute girls and smoke weed. Sure it's lame to peak in high school but I haven't been as happy since I left

>>9567495
No, not thread.

1) And this should be obvious to any autist: it will never be the same as a legit 7+ anglo female lusting for you and barebacking her everywhere

2) No such thing as 16yo prostitutes, unless in some shithole you dont want to get involved in

Its basically over.

>>9566021
Legit, which is why money is cope.

The real black pill is, imagine being a Chad born in the 2000's. Modern underage girls are as hottest as ever and everyone watches porn so they know how to fuck.

ITS OVER if you arent an HS jock in 2018.

>>9568192
i think 2000-2008 was best times to be chad, girls were slutty enough yet not as batshit crazy as today, and there wasnt all this social media crap yet

>>9562563
home run, Jack

Fuck off with this shit to r9k you fucking faggots

>>9568155
> legit 7+ anglo female

You just made me vomit. Anglo women are fucking trash.

Top tier:
Italian and Spanish women
Asian women
Slavic women
...
Bantu women
Anglo women

>>9563332
Wanting to cheat is different from actually cheating.
Men are supposed to have higher level thinking, they don't just act on their emotions.

>>9562427

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuUz9lUtPnU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuUz9lUtPnU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuUz9lUtPnU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuUz9lUtPnU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuUz9lUtPnU

>>9566021
>You can't have sex with hot minors unless you are one.
classic boomer cope
lost my v card at 26 to a 17 years old virgin
we lived the perfect movie teenage romance, and we were only able to do so because i was a financially independent grown man
35 too, we're still together and our relationship blossomed into something even better
you've had loving relationshipS plural, i found the woman of my life the very first time

>>9568155
It's only over if you value primal hedonism the most.
To other men building an empire is what true happiness really is, I imagine that's why a good chunk of us are here.

>>9568396
>>9568396
beautiful.

>>9568416
if you only know/been with one woman, no shit its gonna seem to you like the woman of your life. Braincells do you use them?

>>9562427
Boo fucking hoo. Puppy love is overrated, get rich and prestigous and bang escorts whenever you want. If you arent successful in life your highschool sweetheart is just going to leave you instinctively for someone who isnt a deadbeat loser if she has any smv anyways.

>>9568396
>Produced by Trey Parker & Matt Stone

>>9568396
Found the superior flash version:
http://www.freshminds.com/animation/alan_watts_life.swf

>>9562797
>Now I'm just frantically checking things off a bucket list before my body and mind goes to shit, but it all takes money.
fuck me if this isn't the realest, most depressing thing I've read all day...

>>9568192
This is correct.

>>9568919
>ywn smash prime pussy
>ywn be a grandpa at 30, great grandpa at 45, and head of giant family of your own making by the time you shit the bed
what is even the point now lol

>>9569034
Since when is being a grandpa at 30 something socially desirable lmao

>>9569304
question is when did it stop being so, and the answer is not long ago

>>9568329

graduated high school in 2004. I agree. can't imagine going through school these days in the social media era. horrible. back then getting girls was literally hunting. searching for parties, getting faded, and hooking up with random chicks. these days all you do is go on tinder and that takes so much of the fun and excitement out of it.

excitement is what goes missing as you get older. sure you can go to the bars and recreate that but it isn't the same.

I also remember as a 16 year hooking up with my girl in public. She would pull me down on to peoples lawns to make out as we walked to her house. we would sneak around her parents in the house to hook up. fingering her on the couch with her parents a room a way. her sitting on my cock in the hot tub knowing her dad could walk out at any moment. thrilling shit that you literally can't do later in life. sure sex might be kinkier now but it isn't as novel

>>9568192
I had a chad roommate in college, Im dating myself but this was around the time facebook was only a year or two old. Everytime he drove home to visit family 2 hrs away, he'd spam girls on myspace until he found one to hook up with on the way home and back. They were often high school girls. His family was rich so he was a wealthy chad but I dont think Ive ever known a chad on his level. It was ridiculous how often he'd pull.

>>9569363
good times man. God i miss it

>>9569363
>fingering her on the couch with her parents a room a way
Take me back, man

>>9562427
>mfw I watch smashing pumpkins 1979 and cry everytim

Where has my youth gone..

>>9569481
up in smoke and down with every drink buddy, time fucking flies

>>9563299
goddamnit I need to train calves

>>9562427
>he's not shoving all his clothes in a backpack and selling everything he owns to fly to SEA and bum around for a few years to discover who he really is

never gonna make it

>>9569558
That's why I need to make it in crypto. Can't do that comfortably without money.

>>9569558
do it in your own country faggot, its big enough

>>9569363
>Something goes missing as you get older
This is it, I wonder how people can claim that money can solve your unbearable longing and nostalgia for a time long gone, back when it was all simpler, novelle, carefree

In that movie Donnie Darko there is this scene which is just a si gle long shot through high school with a synth pop song in the background, it has this ethereal feel to it, there is something about the cinematography and the frame rate and the color scheme. It's supposed to be uplifting yet it's incredibly sad somehow.

Here it is:
https://youtu.be/qsyfGwlf_l0

>>9569558
If you have any introspective ability whatsoever you should be able to find out who you are over the normal course of your life. If there are signs someone won't make it, needing to take a few years just to do that is probably one of them.

>>9564536
Only people on 4chan who go to reddit pretend we all go to reddit. Thanks to the id system here though at least we all know who the faggoty "alpha" redditor is.

>>9562427
Were not all alone.

We probably listen to Lincoln Park while imagining a sick anime opening with our friends.

>>9564725
>>9565333
Use it to channel that pain into endless motivation.

>>9569779
yes that move does a good job of capturing that teenage wonder feels. Like when theyre just hanging on couches talking about smurfs or when they go upstairs to fuck in his parents house. I guess thats why the movie was a success, more than its weird plot

>>9564536
I'm not kidding when I say that I cannot stand Plebbit and Plebbitors

Anyone else pull out in january
>never truly believed in crypto back in 2017
>never believe in it and just use it as stocks
Besides Microtransactions,Tokenized Securities,and some other niche groups. its shit for actual currency and maintaining Dapps

>>9569905
No, nobody pulled out in January. And neither did you, you larping /biz/ lurker

>>9568365
>Italian and Spanish women
are they really different from rest of western women?

>>9569905
you did well anon, but we better start inventing some game changing use case for crypto if we want another bullrun, cause the shit its starting to get smelled and no one has delivered anything useful yet

>>9569967
kind of yes

>>9562538
gross pic wtf

>>9569779
My nigga
I use to be real depressed during my NEET and drug days

I'd watch that movie and imagine if only my life was somewhat like his with that girl
It would make my stomach turn from depression and emptiness.

I know it sounds lame but .... Yea great movie

>>9562538
source?

>>9566614
Yeah but that's Bill Gates and the computer science meme worked out for him.

>>9569481
>>9569448
>>9569363
>>9562427
>>9570455
>>9569874
Fucking damn you OP, this thread is full of feels. I'm legit depressed right now. It will never be the same ever again

>>9562427
Should have went biotech

>>9562563
Thanks for the larp

anons did i do a good job?

we're both really capable programmers(shocking, I know) and I'm teaching her about SaaS which i've been doing for years along with a web development/seo agency

>>9571260
living the life. If shes hot, then your better than 99% of us in terms of happiness

>>9571308
she's the girl in that pic anon
it's not on her social media, don't try to find her bc you won't

But as you were saying, getting a girl who's actually in stem either 1. for the money or 2. because she somehow is as autistic as you is the best girl you can possibly find.

It's especially difficult as the ratio of guys to girls in a compsci class is about 15/1 so you need to be the hottest shit possible to pull one, which I'm not.

>>9571260
you stole this from a thread on b earlier. nice try tho you nigger

>>9571492
ive literally never used /b/ - only /pol/ and /biz/

>>9571520
>>>/pol/172348652
>Image also found here.

>>9571346
Keep her anon and reproduce as much as possible. We need more 110+ IQ people or we would be a sub 80 IQ Jamal country in a couple of decades,

>>9571549
yep - that was me. literally the same type of thread too

>>9571550
We already are anon. And I'm not an American, so I won't be staying here past university. 35% federal income tax is just too damn high

Get out of your fucking fairytail... life is what you make it. Keep wishing and wanting what could have been and be depressed or grab life by the balls and command your destiny you MAGGOT

>>9562427
>Not courting a 13 year old with her fathers consent from church
>Not marrying her after a few years of courting her.
>Not saving the european people by having multiple children.

>>9562439

>>9562563
>Tyler’s words coming out of my mouth, and I used to be such a nice guy

>>9571175

This wtf. I came here to laugh at college grads not have another existential crisis.