/biz/ - Business & Finance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bI2U9YlYAw
FIRST

>>9558141
>>9558141

I think I'm out for the day following that last thread.
I'll probably be back at AH.
Bye, famalam

>>9558202
bye m8

>>9558186
BUY ROAD
It is so infuriating being in europenistan and my brokers doesn't offer this stock
>DD in pic related

>>9558202
Last thing: probably going to do a covered call of QQQ with a 5-10% OTM call sold, and buy a 2-5% OTM call.
Also considering swapping some component of it out with SPY somehow.
I think I got the idea from Baggy

>>9558231
so it's net debit ? do you own the underlying ?

>>9558193
in response to your post. First of all we're all supposed to be investing with liquid capital beyond our 6 month nest egg.

Second of all 10 years from now if I can turn 100k in debt into something greater than that, something that generates more than the juice from the lone. I'll gladly take both the debt and what it is going to pay for.

3rd where can I set up life insurance that will protect my retarded brother and his cats and my 40 employees.

4th Anybody investing money they can't afford to lose is playing a dangerous game.

>>9558381
>>9558193
also is it possible to buy life insurance for an employee with out them knowing the corporation has bought the policy, and at the untimely demise either give the check to the rightful family or keep it and give it to my self as a bonus and pay taxes on it.

Forget ethics, I'm a capitalist.

>>9558381
Investing is a mix. You secure your future before you aim for the moon. If you have a small business Guardian acts as a good hub for everything. Guardian has the best Whole Life out there, and they partner with a ton of different businesses that specialize in maximizing your businesses 401k offerings and Business Overhead Insurance (BOI).

But just to reiterate, the 100k debt producing more is a pure numbers game, if you can negotiate a 3-4% rate I would say go for it every-time. But, even if it is more like 5-6%, people who don't have tons of capital saved need to have 20-40k saved so they don't have to draw from these investment vehicles in he case of unforeseen life events.

Fun fact: The average person is disabled where they cannot work for 2 years at some point in their career, and this reduces their lifetime worth by up to a third. Buy DI insurance, its cheep as shit.

>>9558437
Two things
You can obtain key person insurance: When they die/quit you get a sum of money to replace the disrupted cash flow from their absence. Key person is very useful and can be bought on almost anyone in the business.
Next
You can offer a life insurance plan as a group policy that is required for ALL employees, but without justifiable tiers of employees you can't offer something to some and not all.

That being said, since you own a business. Have your contract re written yearly if you have any partners or a spouse. A business contract that is air tight keeps your partners wife from stealing a 4th of your business, it keeps the business together in a divorce, it makes sure you get your fair share if you retire or get bought out. Getting evaluated should be a top priority.
In the event you have a partner you can cross purchase life insurance for the sole purpose of paying their family when they die/retire without it impacting your business.

If you want any specific counsel give me a throw away email or something, but I would prefer not flood the stock market general with complicated business insurance talks.

>>9558469
Yeah you're right. Guardian is good that's what I've already got on everybody, the 401k is another smaller financial group under their umbrella. Yeah if I can't work for 2 years people aren't only getting laid off, but damn business will go under.

>>9558556
BOI is cheap, all things considered.

>>9554450

>>9558569
BOI??!!

>>9558660

BWXT?

>>9558660
Business Overhead Insurance, If you can't work for two years they pay for your temporary replacement and keep shit open.

>>9558552
frylockis@gmail.com since this is public domain spell it all out and send what ever you want to it. This is just a throw away e-mail.

CHINA WILL CUT OFF OUR RARE EARTHS SUPPLY SOON! INVEST NOW!

>>9558694
our puppet state japan just discovered the world's largest deposits of rare earths on honshu

Good morning! How was everyone's night? I'm ready for gains. Btw selling bond calls before close because of tomorrow's shitpost right? I wouldn't think they'd do anything significant but I'd rather not get bogged.

>>9558680
>>9558687
wow is this for real ?
Someone trying to sell insurance to Baggy, who is apparently a CEO ?

MIND
BLOWN

>>9558743
short 20+ year treasuries?

>>9558776
long treasuries
Powell will keep policy unchanged
USD keeps being strong, emerging markets will get rekt, equity will be sold off, and bonds will rise

>>9558793
won't 20+ year treasuries get rekt as he hikes rates on short term bonds though

Alright /smg/ what are today's meme stocks?

>>9558841
BZUN is where its at.

MU to 60 by end of week?

My bet is it tanks hard at open up $3 after hours, going to be a sell off at open.

>>9558805
Since my thought (please note I don't bet on macro binary events anymore, I am a Buffett-sama memeister) is Powell will keep his policy and number of rate hikes unchanged, treasuries' are at the "right" price.

But the policy continuation means USD keeps being in its bullrun, which harms the emerging market. Funds would get margin called on their EM positions and sell off their other positions.

Also, treasuries are one of the most shorted stuff. A short squeeze is very probable.

>>9558871
any good 3x etfs to go long short term bonds then?

any of ya'll negroids trade forex?

short eur/usd 50x leverage

>>9558891
Are you really going to believe a retard shitposting on some uruguayan horse meat curing imageboard ?

etfdd.com gives UST (2x, y7-10y treasuries)

>>9558935
I was already thinking of going long junk bonds

in fact I probably should have done that in feb

>>9558871
I'm currently long TLT, I'll hold until the end of the week then. I know I gotta get out before dividends though.

>>9558935
>>9558954
>>9558966
I wish you guys best of luck.

Morning all

>>9559004

Morning anon

>>9559004
good morning

>+4% Bouygues
So this is the power of construction

Should I be worried?

>>9559058
Market crash incoming

>>9559058
Nope. They can't oin a crash on a woman. That'd be misogyny©®

>>9559036
crony capitalism
which is good on an investing point of view, until the state is bankrupt

nice pick anon

I bought a 57$call on MU. I’m about to make a bunch of money.

>>9559058
>Stacey Cunningham
Jesus couldn't have asked for a worse name for this.

Anyone explain why Robinhood allows you to queue for option orders even though options don't trade after hours? Always confused me

>>9559286
Because queueing shit is not trading

>>9559075
Welp I'm retarded but lucky, apparently it's because of their ISP business.

>>9559404
it is nice
don't forget to take some profits

>>9559058
does the NYSE chair actually do anything important?

gold bounced like a mother fucker huh

Morning Everyone. Futures are green. I'm finally green with MU. I just read that they have a new price target of 115. Goddamn.

>>9559311

That's why I said that.

I'm asking because Robinhood shows right now MU calls for $60 .12

Which isn't going to be the price at all once it opens.

Why would RH allow people to queue for that lol

Micron boys being rewarded today

Morning fellas, long night going off of 2.5 hours of sleep. The gas pump that got hit at my job last night will trigger the Golden Bull RunTM. Enjoy ascension today boys were gonna make it
T.uso options faggot

>>9559478

If only AMD could go up like MU is doing.

I sold CHK yesterday when it spiked, always stings when shit keeps throttling up after selling.

Guys does anybody have any good resources for a brainlet like me to start learning about the basics & fundamentals of investing. I heard The Intelligent Investor by Benjamin Graham & Margin of Safety by Seth Klarman. Are these books worth the read? What does biz think? Any other suggestions?

>>9559540
here
get a free lesson
courtesy of /smg/

>>9559500
I got burned with AMD last year. Never again.

balls... already sold my $60 calls
meh it's only 20% more

>>9558222
Will do. I’ll throw 1k at it just for you.

>>9559583

>>9559558
AMD is a long hold stock, if you got burned you bought at one of 3 crazy spikes that lasted 1-2 days. Don't blame the game. Its fine to short term these tech companies, but maybe don't buy a single day after you missed a 20% spike.

>>9559601

Almost all tech companies are long holds.

Look at MU for example. A lot of people going to be rich today

Is there a reason I'm currently long TLT?

>>9559612
I would agree typically; although, I would encourage profit taking when they go crazy.

>>9558222
Thanks, just bought 10

Fuck! I missed out on Khols didn't think they would jump $3.

>>9559554
buy high sell low thanks anon. Anybody have any legit resources to start learning this shit?

Any algo traders here? Any good APIs besides the interactive brokers meme?

>>9559623
Me too, I think I bought a call yesterday based on nothing but somebody mentioning it here

this realization is usually a warning sign that I'm about to lose a lot of money

>>9559623
its likely to go up today
thats why i did it

Hey... Big tip today... short TSLA.

Look at all this great news for Elon:
Man dies after crashing into pond:
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-05-21/man-dies-after-tesla-crashes-into-san-francisco-area-pond
Consumer Reports rebuffs Tesla:
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-05-21/tesla-model-3-rebuffed-by-consumer-reports-on-braking-controls
Elon's $35,000 car could now cost $78,000:
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/videos/2018-05-21/tesla-s-35-000-model-3-could-now-cost-you-78-000-video

https://www.bloomberg.com/quote/TSLA:US

>>9559675
>shorting a religion

>>9559684
Hey... People call Scientology an religion...

>>9559695
>>9559684
>>9559675
fuck, its opening up on an uptick too. has the news not broke out yet?

>>9559601
Compared to it's peers it's shit. I hope the best for AMD since they are Nvidia and Intel's competition but as a stock I hate it. Fucking MU from the end of 2016 has gone from 20-something to what almost 60.

>>9559695
Because it is?

It's a sci-fi story about alien overlords and airliner spaceships.

Fuckin open already FUCK!

>>9559663
>Any good APIs besides the interactive brokers meme?
YES.
Quantopian, dude.
It's kind of like THE place to get started in quant.
It can even integrate with Robinhood.

>Any algo traders here?
I'm trying a bit more of an ML approach now, but momentum trading seems pretty solid

>>9559710
If I had been holding MU at 20 I would be cashing out about now and waiting for re-entry, I missed the train so I'm gonna wait till at the next stop when it needs to refuel.

Plan for 2day! Weird creepy penis edition

Expect bounce between 273.4 - 274.1
There overall short sentiments for selling good China news, but this probably going invite short squeeze!

If 274.1 breaks well, ride the short squeeze UP!

>>9559738
Glad you seem better today. No penis on your chart yesterday.

>>9559709
TSLA's price movement does not follow news and never makes any sense.
Personally, I won't touch it. Not buying, not shorting, definitely not options

>>9559757
either way im setting an alert
ive gone short on elon and survived. just quick little bites

>>9559738
did someone ride SPYs cock too hard and break it? the penis index looks like it has much more than a "healthy curve" to it

GET LEADY

>>9559738
Your doing gods work, rkg. Kek

SDRL down to .50 premarket, puts are ATM

>>9559862
i can smell it
so close

also looks like HMNY might flash crash today. if it does, load up on cheap 0.50cent calls for like 1$ a pop, and exercise when it moons later this week/month

I dont think China good news is going to be enough for this market. its already priced in

>>9559913
Only the beginning of this chinkfest mattered for the market. Now nobody gives a fuck.

>>9559671
it's a gap and fill? we discussed this. Oh yeah.

Shit I fucked up, I accidentally ordered a market call instead of the limit. That was a 300dollar mistake. Lesson learned, fuck.

Just sold for $5 profit. See ya in lamboland poorfags.

wow I'm up 10% do I just sell everything?

>>9559934
yeah i think it could maybe fill that gap before tomorrow. maybe up to 118ish. either way i reckon itll go up somewhat today. if stocks go red too, well get a boomer pump

SNES going on another run today?

>>9559999
It has spoken

>>9559970
Ouch...

BASED MU

>>9559995
If your portfolio is anything like mine its way up every morning and then swings down by lunch. Followed by some modest after market gains.

>>9559970
yeah that options slippage is a terrifying thing

>>9559887
um why do you think it's gonna moon and not just go bankrupt?

well thats a limp dick open of ive ever seen one.

>>9560129
REALLY?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>9560124
whoever steals all of reddits shares and does the flash crash isnt gonna leave all that money from the short squeeze on the table.

Ugh I'm getting killed today, why are the defense stocks down? War profiteering is supposed to be profitable, it's in the fucking name

>>9559887

How would it moon and not just declare bankruptcy?

>>9560172
fucking short squeeze, ya dummy

1/3rd of the float is sold short right now. on a stock thats 0.50/shr
push them up to a dollar and the bears get margin calls and boom, 1/3rd of the float gets covered immediately in a chain reaction and moon.

DUH

>>9560061
I look like currently long GLD, TLT, XLF, IWM, sold SPY long for some gains, FXI, XOP, short VXX.

XLE and XOP fought off the bears and we moon nao

>>9560209
ok well i'm gonna buy it now with a few hundred and hold till bankrupt or moon. if i lose it all that's fine i just won't ever gamble again. most of my money is in safe shit

Is MU going to get the pitydick out of its mouth and go up?

>>9560253
thats why im doing it with the cheap fifty cent calls instead. i dont like holding through the whole battle. if it moons before my expiry, i just exercise a couple thousand at 50 cents and pretend i was there the whole time. that way the most i lose is 100$

>>9560266

Why are you still holding? Lol should have sold at open

>>9560276
Option at 60.5, .97 a share.

May
22: Midnight Analysis

Puts on BBY, maybe OTM calls at 78.00 if ur stupid.
SJM has more room to fall on the weekly. Earnings play? Buy calls on 2hr., high price puts will be closing
Walmart (WMT) is a strong buy on the weekly. Tightening range on the daily, may break bull/bear TBD
HMNY will open Red. Buy in immediately, whatever you can spare. RSI and MACD are primed to pump.

Junk Bonds
CIF easy buy immediately
BGH possible bear reversal. Bearish MACD. Watch daily, buy Friday?
KKR similar to BGH, wait to buy. Maybe buy puts at or above 22.50

Each Junk Bond financed ETF was taken from Fortune's 2017 article 3 Junk Bond Funds Yielding Up to 10.2%. If you have any ticker suggestions or ways to play the demand of junk bonds please tell me :)))

Oil and Gas
USO continues its year long bull run. MACD and RSI say to sell or buy puts above 14.50. Smart money buys low price calls. Watch Trump twitter.
GBR looks fun. Buy on local 4hr dip or at your leisure.
CEI is operating in a tight range. Recent split may have stopped volatility, volume is healthy. Look into business practices and competitive advantage, price is not moving this week.
SWN is an energy stock.


NBO is a high yield non-municipal bond fund. 4% yield, no taxes. Regardless if the stock doesn't hold 11.50 tomorrow it will continue falling. Buy puts above 11.50 to play price action.
JNK puts may be a smart play on Wednesday. This stock has been trying to break bullish since July 2017. And top google results make it look like ppl have been shorting it since then too. Volume is weak relatively so puts may still be a smart move. Ex dividend date between 25-1
Never heard of CEFL. It's a 2x leverage of the high Income Index or YYY? Weekly MACD says it's ready to pop and RSI on every time scale is in the middle.

>>9560311
is this all the stuff that weve been saying the past couple of days?

I cannot seem to get into BBY options, the spread keeps moving against me

gonna pass on playing around with this thing

>>9560311
Huh, I got calls on JNK. I wouldn't worry about it :^)

>>9560341
Yeah, just reiterating what other anons post

>>9560408
Some cock sucking false prophet who probably thinks Jesus was God told me to long bonds, and I'm fucking pissed for listening.

lol i bought hmny at .55 and it immediately crashed like within seconds

>>9560408
I only have enough cash to buy OTM calls on JNK. Is it gonna drop lower?

>>9560435
I bailed on that shit this morning, small loss. Try to remember why you bought the option, if you can't remember, GTFO.

RTN calls looking juicy this morning, might go in there. August exp, maybe?

well it looks like the FED dumped on our little long treasuries game. lets see if it turns. im grabbing a few more calls around this level and gonna swing them for like 40cents (or try)

>>9560384
yeah i dont like playing the wide spreads on weird equities desu

>>9560426
theres some good stuff there

>>9560435
ahah
well i cant tell WHEN the FED is gonna dump on em. i can only see it as its happening (overlay CPI and look for spikes, thats central bankers). i can tell you if you get more calls at the bottom of the swing, youll be A-OK though

>>9560435
Which bonds baggy? Hope it wasn't corp bonds.

>>9560480
Cause of the fed minutes tomorrow and algarithims and bond volatility as it's posted and easy fucking moon shot via just setting a high sell order. Fuck off!

>>9560462
Honestly I'd wait until after Wednesday

>>9560485
Looks like a repeat of yesterday, dump then recovery then dump and recovery on TLT. I'll hold them until end of day but fuck keeping them for Wednesday.

>>9560493
nah it's TLT.

Take your gains boyos something happened.

>>9560523
lel
nah youre supposed to double down on TLT calls
wasnt trying to make people lose money. moon nao

WHOA SHIT!

>>9560523
Christ that drop. I saw MU drop from 59.15 to 58.80 in a second. Profit taking? Or something happen?

just went long more IWM.

>>9560518
Nice fat dildo on it, we might not be fucked yet

>>9560435
also, why would you assume im a jesus freak?
thats bear, not me lel

>>9560508
yeah im not playing treasuries again till AFTER the FOMC tomorrow

>>9560546
arent emerging markets gonna get crushed tomorrow if FED keeps its tightening policy? i thought the russell had a lot of EM memes?

Fuck AMD piece of shit stock

>HMNY

>>9560587
everytime.
who here /hmny/?

i'm happy i finally bought a meme and now have some skin in the smg game. feels good now i can read these threads without guilt that all i do is boring stuff

>>9560597
It just dildoed 5%

>>9560597
Hahahaha omg look at the open interest on HMNY puts

>>9560607
Buy Goldman Sachs

>>9560583
priced in

>>9560563
it's all good.

>>9560621

Look at the open interest for the $1 call LOL

>>9560621
moon mission confirmed?
everyone wouldnt be selling short puts if it wasnt going up soon, right?

>>9560648
3000 asks at 0.05, no bids. Penny stock options are fucking hilarious

HMNY nooo

AMD looks like it'll pull back to $12 or under to cool off for a bit.

>>9560670
All those rules about price movement from options interest and maximum pain theory and so on only apply to stocks with high institutional investment. HMNY isn't that, so who knows what the fuck it'll do, it's a hilarious clusterfuck

Speak of hilarious clusterfucks, I'm somehow losing money on my SDRL puts even as the underlying crashes

>>9560687
tfw no moon on hmny or riot.

Just sold SNES for a nice 250$ gain, what's the next meme boys?

>>9560644
>it's all good.
it should be. looks like the FED is done dumping. now we just have to see if boomers will come running to save our ass. if it fails 116.94 again though, all hope is probably lost for today

>>9560712
>losing money on my SDRL puts even as the underlying crashes
what IV did you buy at? vega is a bitch

Whoops

Lowes is dipping pre earnings and HD missed. Puts?

woke up after my alarm clock

I am so fucking happy for my 13 shares of MU. Should I lock in profits or hold on?

>>9560735
I'm pretty sure it's more of a low volume issue. Like I said, penny stock options are hilarious. I've got until mid-June so I'm not worried

>>9560749
top kek

Who was it that posted the chad and wojak meme on AMD yesterday? I wanna follow them.

>>9560766
Literally every post on Reddit is about how it's going to go up to $100 and stay there forever, so I expect it to crash down to $45 next week. Take profits and buy this defense dip

>>9560766
I'm holding till $61 w/half my shares

OXLC golden bull meme

>>9560749
Lmoa

>>9560734
TEUM

>>9560707

Fuck you

>>9560790
I have the same plan. selling half around that price and if that shit dips I'll buy lower and lower my average cost down ever more.

>>9560788

From all the retards on wsb.

>>9560827
Hush child, I'm holding 2000 shares of AMD.

>>9560788
>>9560790
>>9560832
Following y'alls plan. I'm gonna put down a limit sell before I forget and get JUST'd.

FUGG
bond downtrend confirmed
wasnt expecting everyone to hop on short today

>>9560849
Seriously if it's above 61 at the end of the day I'm gonna buy some short-expiration puts just for the hell of it
Just a small position, of course, it's a high risk move

Based Cambells
Based Kraft
Based PEP
based Bonds

Get absolutely Bulled

>>9560853
learned something today tho
thou shalt not trade bonds the day of FOMC, NOR the day BEFORE FOMC

bumping into too many folks taking up short positions

Climbing out of the pit!

>>9560865
I'm doing the same

>>9560867
whats her name avatarfag. I'm in the mood for lolis because I just finished Hitsugi no Chaika (a patrician anime)

>>9560788
It will most likely hit $100 by eoy if market conditions are favorable. I can see it being trapped in the $45-65 range for awhile.

>>9560878
Those are rookie numbers you gotta pump that up

If you aren't gaining or losing 10% minimum a day you are essentially a boomer and will be just as a poor when your 80 as you are today. Might as well just buy bonds

>>9560892
>whats her name
kill yourself

>>9560896
>gaining or losing 10% minimum a day
My heart can't take that senpai

>>9559485
Because only idiots use robinhood. There are so many better brokerages, it's not even funny. There is a reason why Robinhood users are mostly the bag holders for shit penny stocks like SDRL.

>>9560878
im this guy but phoneposting

Smuuuuuckers

XOP and XLE both got nice big bull flags showing

>>9560903
>>9560892
and live stream it

>>9560905
Then be forever poor. Go big or go home. Did you lose your balls to onions?

Quick, buy Johnson and Johnson!

>AMDfags

>>9560926
I'm long XES, waiting for the breakout

>>9560953
TwoDicks has been dogshit since February, why do you think it'll turn now?

>>9560971
XLE just broke

>>9560979
>dogshit since february
Thats all consumers
JNJ performed better

Shorting NAK a smart idea?

>>9561019
bought more TLT to average down.

>>9561019

Always

>>9561019
eeeehhh, they already fell pretty far, feels sketchy. But it could work

Hoping CHK hits $5 this week

>>9560715
I'm the one who called these moon missions. HMNY is going to keep crashing until Friday. RIOT is going to keep crashing until Monday. Moons are late next week.

Got out on the last TLT bounce, now to figure out what to do with my free capital. I might just stay out until Thursday but that's no fun.

me and XLE right nao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM

USO hitting another 52 week high boys.

Sold my BAC for Kroger

If you got an opportunity to just take 25% gains, you're like absolutely supposed to take that. There's umm plenty to take and then you can just do more with more.

>>9561129

I wonder if a $15 6/1 call is a bad idea.

>>9561067
It looks like NAK has started a small bull run. I'll short on Friday

>>9561121
25k just bought on XLE

What are those horizontal volume by price bar studies called, I cant seem to find them on my platform.

Is it unironically time to buy Tesla to sell at 300?

>>9561163
I'm holding $15 6/15 calls. Last week when everything was going sideways I was getting nervous, thinking I was too ambitious and I'd have to bail on the next little pump. Now with Venezuela and Iran going down and WTI shooting towards $73, I'm more optimistic.

>>9561115
DFEN dip

all of energy fucking crushing it right now
MOAR QUEEN
its working
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYBz5_Oeem0

>>9561209
just remember to lock in profits
oil is fucking crazy

Fucking Unstoppable

>>9561163
Farther expiration. I think the peak will be in July. Mine are 8/15, $14 calls. I'm up 30%

>>9561243
>oil is fucking crazy
I know. I'm bullish on oil for the next year, but my greatest fear right now with the short term calls is that everyone hears the hype, sees the gains, oil gets overbought, then I get bogged on the correction.

Part of me wants to look for an exit. Another part is waiting for the US to announce new sanctions on Venezuela and the fat pump that will create.

>>9561223
2% is barely a dip.

>>9561245

>missed the dip

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>9561270
Sanctions on Venezuela will make so many brown lolis hungry :(

Ebay 37 again

buy buy buy

In regards to Pepsico, Ex-DIv is the 31st, same as Kelloggs

>>9560749
I've said a lot worse

>>9561310
It might balance out anon, they already lost 10% of their whole population to people fleeing.

autozone got rekt

>>9561302
just long beans and make your own dip.

>>9561270
imo whats gonna happen is that now its hit 52wk highs, people will lock in profits and they will short it down a little to accumulate more. dunno for how long. but the upside has been tested. we in a long term bulltrend on oil. who knows, they may not be able to even keep it down for long. theres a ton of momentum and news behind it right now. the 5 and 15min looks stacked. theres a lot of orders coming in.

>>9561373

GETTTTTTT IN THE ZZZONE. AH-TOW-ZONE

>>9561223
Maybe

Based XLF
Based banks

>>9561314
Me buy same day on the money calls
Duhhhhhh

>>9561373
>autozone
>Over $600/share
Who do these people think they are?

>>9561270
energy stocks are definitely gonna surge now tho
oil is staying up at its 52wk high. thats huge

anybody wanna go to seaworld today?

Oh my god
BASED Teekay Tankers

This is the best day of my life

>>9557953
Whats the difference between Robinhood, Interactive Brokers, and TD Ameritrade?

>>9561426
I only like the Seaworld in Hong Kong.

>>9561426
Seaworld is Based the rollercoaster thing is DANK

Just got more GLD longs and took my profits from that shit I sold, XLF financials that were free profits.

>>9561420
Chesapeake is already up 5%. Other ideas?

>>9561439
das dat based oil bump

>>9561457
>selling XLF for gold
Did you just go Full commie?

>>9561454
ill be there today showing off my calves

ADOM

>>9561464
OXY and XOP are my picks. Oilfield equipment/services is going to have a huge boom from oil prices. Most services companies went bankrupt in 2014, and now there isn't nearly enough supply for the demand that higher prices will cause. Existing services companies are going to make a killing.

Also:
LNG
MPC
TPL

tell me at least one of you fags bought SWN

>>9561373
ditto AAP, despite both beating earnings

thinky face emoji

>>9561464
i dunno
i gotta do my homework tonight. didnt think this was gonna happen already today

alternative energy memes? wanna have something thats not gonna get directly bogged by oil drops

>>9561495
i dont want to know what that is

>>9561520
Alternatives get bogged by oil price drops too. People only want to invest in alternatives when they're getting fucked by oil prices.

XES breaking out

STOP SELLING TSLA.

>>9561440
You get what you pay for.

>>9561426
The only seaworld near me is in San Antonio and I don’t feel like driving or dealing with that many Mexicans, if it’s still open.

>>9561495
Seriously what the fuck am I looking at here? Why are you posting pics of you fucking men?

>>9561563
meaning?

>>9561561
I feel like if you just bought puts and calls on Tesla a few months out you'd make a killing on both. That shit is just up and down over and over again.

>>9561510
SOI is treating me well in that sector today

My junk bonds up half a percent

>>9561542
true. just figured it would be a little better.

maybe ill just play em all long, then leave a serious amount aside to short oil against my other energy plays. DWT maybe?

>>9561576
Robinhood is free, but their trade execution is shit and you can't trade OTC.

>>9561485
I just went full free fucking money.

>>9561624
Gold is getting delisted, its over

>>9561606
What tickers Anon-san

>>9561615
So which would you recommend for a beginner?

>>9561638
VWOB

>>9561648
RH

>>9561635
oh fuck it, if gold's worthless I don't even want to live anymore.

>>9561648
Robinhood. You'll probably make way more trades than you should so you might as well do it with $0 commission. Move to IB once you have five figures to throw around.

>>9561648
RH by miles. You dont need fast execution if you are a noob doing safe noob things. OTC markets and options are ultimately for gambling addicts

>>9561693
gold has always been worthless, platinum is where it is now

Im not Fucking Selling XLF until 32
Do your worst bogs, hit me with your biggest move

>>9561694
>>9561704
>>9561675
Recommendation for first stock to buy? How much money do you generally put into one stock?

>>9561715
just sell them silver and tell them it's platinum 90% of the time you make fucking bank

>>9561733
that works for tungsten in place of gold, too!

>>9561495
>>9561532
>>9561572
Those are his calves...

>>9561731
Your portfolio has to be 100% one stock otherwise you don't make as much money when it moons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgBcArD6BPY

>Robinfeels says Ko has 135 p/e
That cant be right

>>9561731
to be honest if I don't have at least $500, preferably $1000, in a position, I get bored with it, which leads me to start doing dumb shit like weekly options

>>9561510
>Oilfield equipment/services is going to have a huge boom from oil prices. Most services companies went bankrupt in 2014, and now there isn't nearly enough supply for the demand that higher prices will cause. Existing services companies are going to make a killing.
i know
and you know theres gonna be some awesome moonshot 9001% day runs from tiny little scam startup pumps.

so stoked oil is back in style. gonna be a blast

>>9561793
Don't trust any number in that app. KO has a P/E ratio of 36.6

>>9561731
That’s your risk tolerance. All in an index, scaling over time, or pick positions at 2.5-5%. Stay conservative and paper trade on the side.

>>9561731
Heres my noob portfolio starter kit:

>VZ+T (50/50 split, 20% of total)
>PSEC+MAIN+O (33/33/33 split, 20% of total)
>AMD (10% of total)
>MSFT (10% of total)
>NFLX (10% of total)
>AAPL (10% of total)
>BRK.B (10% of total)
>TSLA (10% of total, buy only after elon shitposts about investors or crappy production #s on twitter though)

Or if you are super fucking lazy:
>QQQ (100% of total)

why did my stocks stop parabolically inclining?

>>9561840
kys

>>9561659
Wow good buy anon-dono

Based Bagholder sells his XLF and the bogs moon it for me

>>9561840
>tech stonks
It's not 2017 anymore, we're all about oil, defense contractors, and consumer staples now, because that's who gains at the sputtering end of a bull market

Also the lazy tech stock ticker is TQQQ. Disclaimer: in a crash you will lose everything

Keep an eye on RSII looks like it's testing the .01 mark.. ticker and name change soon probably looking to move to OTCQB with this test of support

>>9561840
>AMD
>TSLA

>>9561857
you first, faggot.
>>9561877
>playing games with things you have no idea about

>>9561840
too tech heavy. thats last years portfolio

we /oil/ now

>>9561840
PSEC and O?
OXLC and NRZ instead. Fuck AMD.

>>9561840
>>9561815
>>9561796
>>9561767

So what happens tax wise when you decide to sell?

Are the taxes taken out then or filed next year?

>>9561894
Show me yours.

>>9560749

jesus christ

>>9561894
Oil economic meltup this year boys.

Buy Wood, not oil

everyone buying oil will get memed on

>>9561907
Taxes are due for the year you sell. If you hold for longer than a year you pay the capital gains rate, if you fuck around day trading every day you pay the normal income tax rate.

>noobs not buying Grek like 2 months before finally, after 10 years, Greece leaves memorandums

classic biz

>>9561907
Filed. Get a CPA.

>>9561907
you only pay taxes if you make money.

>>9561935
IM NOT FALLING FOR THAT SHIT AGAIN

NATIONAL BANK OF GREECE

PIECE OF SHIT

>>9561941
turbo tax doesn't work well with it?

>>9561907
Taxes are handled the tax year you sell on. If you use turbotax you can just point it at robinhood directly and it will download and automagically process your consolidated 1099.

>>9561880
I wish I had OTC market access so I could bet on crazy shit like this.

>>9561909
thats a nice portfolio anon
really. but im saying that oil is the new meme this year. tech is too high for my tastes. all the oil companies are bankrupt from crash. theres gonna be some more upside to them, than to most mainstream tech this year

>>9561915
this

>>9561951
thanks

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing

I'm having Asian pork tacos with a side of rice. I'm down 6% but I'm not worried at all, that's just how she goes! I do have free capital now though, any suggestions at things to look at? I'm still interested in writing covered calls but on a cheaper stock to kinda get a hold of it.

>>9561935
Ugh I want to buy puts but there's no volume

>>9561973

>>9561950
My CPA gets me more money.

>>9561973
>Asian
>tacos

i didn't know their tacos looked like that

>>9561948

Why don't you trust the Greeks?

>>9561973
Based lunchbro
Sold me PED for 5%. Already bought back in. The old ladies invited me to lunch after thier meeting. Idk what they’re having but I’m expecting a feast.

On a scale of one to ten, how retarded is it to buy options on a triple levered ETF?

>>9561999
seriously.. not having a close relationship with your CPA.. not going to make it

>>9561973
kroger, amrs.

>>9562006
It's pretty good, the pork it so juicy it kinda dripped into the rice as a sauce

>>9562019
Hella, that's a good trade

>>9562029
It’s as basic as buying when a retarded analyst downgrades.

>>9562023
kinda dumb unless the price is high. but then youre paying the extra premium. its really good to SELL options on those though

>>9560892
>loli
>oldest girl in her show

>>9562043
>AMRS
lol the pump is over buddy. Downtrend now

>>9561973
CY

30 soon

>>9562014
hes yuropoor
greece fucked literally everything up

>>9562043
Kroger? I have a few buddies that have about the place who live down South, that and Publix. Makes me kinda jealous hearing some of the crazy deals and products they have.

>>9561731
100% in NLST. It will moon next month. I guarantee it.

>>9562014
ever heard of a company called TOPS?

Let's go CHK!

>>9562097
Kroger owns ralphs and a bunch of other chains
I think its a buy

I have a pair of BGFV $10 7/20 calls that have brought me nothing but misery. At this point I'll be lucky to find a buyer.

>>9561495

>>9562113
Or DRYS
If nobody knows the greek shipping memes thats when you know they're new.

but seriously NMM is a good long term hold to have a small % of your portfolio in imo.. they are really shaping up.. even started their divi back up

>>9562105
Pepe would definitely be the homeless faggot in the end instead of Wojack.

>>9562097
Small privately owned grocery store >Market Basket >Kroger >HEB >everyone else

>>9562128
Why are you buying calls in a short squeeze? you gotta play your part anon.. buying calls does nothing for the stock itself. Buy and hold and hold high

>>9562100
>Not recommending TVIX Corp

WHERE IS THE BAKER

>>9562132
If I want anything shipping related, it’s TRTN, nobrainer.

God damnit CDTX..PUSHHHH

>>9562145
Credit Suisse is so fucked.

>>9562132
Remember that tripfag who used to shill DRYS to the newfags as a long term hold? Kek

>>9562145
Im currently down on TVIX

>>9562145
Not after that awful earnings call.

FOMC Minute tommrow

>>9562153
this is a really good point actually
what the fuck happens to all their products if they dump bags?

>>9562159
way meaner of a trick imo

>>9562159

>>9562132
The dryships 5 year chart still cracks me up every time I look at it
How is this even a company

>>9562105
KEK. accurate

>>9562172
nice dog

>>9562174
No idea but I'm not getting stuck with them.

>>9562105

LOL

>>9562190
i know ive been avoiding DB products for this same reason. im gonna look into it a little more with the swissfags

>>9562144
I bought them 2-3 weeks ago, when BGFV looked poised for easy $9 land. I wish I had bought more shares instead.

>>9561973
Making a ham sammich and buying RTN calls

>>9562082
priced in. revenues are skyrocketing, eps was negative because of dilution, no more dilution to worry about, only have to worry about the color of my lambo now

>>9562210
I have a relative in Switzerland that works for them and I usually try avoiding talking to them about their stock. It's pretty much has always been bleeding slowly over time.

bogs are laying into oil a little right now. im gonna accumulate a bunch if they crash it desu

>>9562245
lel yea thats all yuro banks tho

FORD

>>9562241
whats priced in? the company basically had 1 revenue stream and it was from DSM liscense and royalties.. jesus christ don't be so gullible. theres dilution lined up for last half of this year and alot for 2019.. do your homework stop listening to all the idiots on stocktwats

>>9562278
Very true.

>>9562287
i'm not good at research, i'm good at making money
AMRS to mid teens EOY.

haha the depth chart on USO is just stupid right now

AMD better hit $13

>>9562318
>i'm not good at research, i'm good at making money

>>9562348
>>9562348
>>9562348

New thread

OVERALL GAINS
$0.42
OVERALL RETURNS
0.01%

Im abotu to go into the red in the next 5 minutes

>>9561907
At the end of the year you calculate your tax bracket as your cash flows-losses and any write offs you can throw in. For instance I drive a lot, and I run a lot of meetings over lunch, so those are write offs. Assuming you are in the US of the A, trading an asset in under a year will incur short term capital gains tax which is going to be higher than your long term capital gains tax. You get taxed twice from the federal government and state government, unless you are from the wonderful state of Texas like myself. Look up the income brackets for the state and federal levels, if you trading less than 14,000 no state is going to incur a tax, assuming you are a kid with no income.

>>9562335