/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>9547410
Holy shit i'm going to post this meme on AMD ST page, I can already hear the REEEEE's.

what no we didnt end the last thread with me being an angsty bitch? excuse you

am i the only one that was in the green today?

...but why has this happened? MU...

Damnit edder you beat me to it you weasel kek.

>>9547450
I’m down almost $500
Tomorrow we’ll all be green though. Best wishes anon. Stick with oil.

>>9547447
put this one with when starts falling just put AMD shares on the box >>9546049

>was up $550 this morning
>now down to +$220
I should've taken my gains this morning.

HMNY anxiety. when the fuck do i buy this piece of shit. watching it go lower and lower and want to pull the trigger but....

>>9547492
Working on it right now
>>9547493
Always take your gains anon

>>9547447
i gave you a follow

>>9547484
:^)

>>9547536
soap

What's the best advice you've heard about trading? I'm new trying to make my first thousand in the market by swing trading.

>>9547515

>he doesn’t drink while he trades

>>9547572
buy low sell high

>>9547548
so you're edder? then it's you i gave a follow to

$NFLX announced multi year deal with Obama's. Short the fuck out of Netflix until Trump is out of office.

>>9547572
Buy when the price is low, and sell when the price is higher.

>>9547574

how does that help if i buy it and it keeps going lower? i can buy it with or without alcohol that's not a problem but knowing a good entry price is

>>9547490
I woulda probably had a Mediocre day if it wasnt for EGY
Bought 503 @ 2.09 friday sold today @2.42

Pls Market punish me more me been bad girl ....D:

>>9547572
if it was as easy as following lines on a chart, everyone would be doing it.

also.. Be patient.. it can take awhile for bagholders to buy in high and sell out low

CVSI going parabolic. anyone into MJ stocks? also looking at MPX which is setting up nicely.

>>9547519
>Always take your gains anon
I should've, yeah. It was mostly due to TSLA. Bought 10 shares on Friday, and it rocketed up to +4% this morning. But after 11am, it just slowly bled down to +2%. Still up like $60, but goddamn it.

>>9547623
RSII

also keep an eye on MYDX.. MYDX is more of a get in and out type of stock RSII is a hold for name and ticker change PT .05

>>9547619
Why do you never post source for anything

LET THE DRINKING BEGIN

>>9547579
Yea, gotta be quick to meme on the normies. Edder is my gamertag so I use that for shit.

t. Lunchbro

edder feel free to post this as well

>>9547683
I'd love too but I want everyone to get on the meme train, everybody start unloading

>>9547683
>free
lol

photo shop into craigslist ad

fuck it just gonna throw 300 bucks into a meme and see what happens. cool with losing it. gimme a fresh one

>>9547719
Don't, if you want to take a gamble buy a HPE put for earnings tomorrow.

How's about the GLDen memes? They've climbed all the way back.

Like clockwork the AMD bulls have their panties in a bunch on ST kek.

>>9547719
TeeKay Tankers

>>9547600
if you believe in the stock you are buying, then the minimal noise of the entry price wont matter in the long run

intoxicants help you ignore/stop caring about the noise, and just pull the fucking trigger

You fags fucking up ST. REEEEEEEEEEE, this is where I went to yell at normies.

>>9547600
It lowers your average cost, so you don't have to baghold as long. For the record, I don't do this because I don't believe in any stock enough to.

Some SDRL bagholder decided to follow me on ST after I shit all over the stock and he is so naive and asking a bunch of questions about when I think the stock will go back up. I keep telling him i'm very short and that I think the stock is garbage. He keeps liking my responses and seems completely innocent and lost. I actually kind of feel bad for him. What the hell is happening to me?

Just bought Johnson and Johnson and Johnson

Creators of Tylonel, Bandaids, and baby oil

Any one Gambling on BTC?

I just got a 25x order on BitMex

>>9547881
kek. ST perma banned me a while back.
Had so much fun.

>>9547921
I'm next

>>9547906
Johnson and Johnson? Sounds like some kind of gay company.

YES. Go back up, you piece of shit. POWER HOUR TIME.

>>9547881
Tell him to come here to become the smg prodigy child trained by us the most elite.

Ok now this guy is starting to creep my out kek, he PM'd me.
>>9547964
Honestly that's what i'm going to do

>>9547964
>>9547881

This must be the Bagholder of legend that's going to lead us into the era of the 100 year golden bull market.

>>9547450
It counts!

>>9547450
I still have time, I was down almost 10% at one point now it's only 1.5%

>>9547982
The prophecy has begun.

>>9547515
you can buy it when the bankruptcy courts are auctioning off it's pieces

>>9548012
I hope he makes it

>>9547881
Alot of people block me on stocktwits or talk shit when i bash their stock then it falls from the sky and then some will ask me advice lol.. fucking stocktwits are mostly newbs that think they know what they are doing because MUH CHARTS

>>9547977
Troll him into buying TVIX, HMNY, ALT, CEI and CARV.

>>9548012
delete this seriously

>>9547999
Lopsided titty pattern formed, to the moon

>>9548034
I'm quite certain now that this person is a foreigner or has a very severe case of autism, (which means he'll fit in perfectly here)

>>9547450
Im up 0.78% right now

32% of the portfolio unironically in basedbeans.

feelsgutman

>>9548069
ONIONS

Monday /SMG/ Podcast is here because I didn't want to do my uni assignments. I'm bored so I'll probably publish them Monday Wednesday Friday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U30_T6nDKvo&feature=

>>9548093
Thank you Comfy, that's exactly what I wanted to see!

>>9548038
No, I believe that is the classic cancerous testicle wedge.

>>9548062
Right at Home.
We all Moon next week sirs.

>>9548012
DON'T BRING THEM HERE WTF

>>9548069
beans you say?

>>9548069
Is basedbeans the next google?

>>9548101
Fuck it's over for me

>>9548109
yeah.. we arleady have enough newbs

>>9548099
Thx Anon, they're all super cringey right now buy I'm hoping I get better over time
This is all an elaborate ruse to get Taylor Swift to notice me because she probably browses biz

>>9548109
Don't worry this was a private message so only he saw it, and I highly doubt this person will ever make his way here. Poor little SDRL bagholder. Maybe in a future life he will be the next buffet-kun.

buy consumers on sale

HERE WE GO

>>9547450
I'm doing pretty good. Sold AMAT calls at open, right before they crashed. Felt like jumping out of a moving car right before it drove off a cliff. Might buy back in now that it's cheaper

Pls give RUN your energy. I have $11 calls

>>9547589
Half of America worships him like a saint, Netflix is gonna make bank on this

>>9548237
I cancelled my Netflix when I heard this.

>>9548093
outstanding!

>>9548093
Based

sour hours are yucky

RIP US Steel

>>9548256
So will half of America that's why Trump won, ez short.

Green today thanks to SDRL puts.

>>9547515
Tomorrow it's going to go down to a quarter for like a second and end up closing just under a dollar. If you want to get in guaranteed for the short squeeze, just do it now and don't set a stop loss. Or you can wait until tomorrow and try your hand at buying low before the rocket to the moon takes off. Either way it's not a bad deal, since we're heading to $7 this week.

Comfy, I have something to admit

I 'liked' one of your videos
but then was forced to 'unlike' it because it messed up my music playlist

>>9548093
ALT wont get delisted anytime soon you retarded faggot! look at AMPE jesus christ you newb learn what accumulation is

>>9548323
>half of America will cancel netflix because a former US president will appear on a TV show
most people arent brain damaged, you know

>>9548405
You don't spend much time on social media do you? The only reason annoying orange is in the white house is because most people are brain damaged in this country. That's ok stay long on Netflix and be the biggest bagholder in history. It's going to be the one two punch of obummerfication and then Disney releasing their competing streaming service next yr. We will fondly think back on Netflix as that one service that went the way of Blockbuster video.

BASED TEEKAY TANKERS
ITS ACTUALLY ABOVE MY BUY IN NOW

>>9548450
Dont talk about Based Trump like that commie

Buy Netflix its FANG for a reason

>>9548374
Kek that's awesome. You must protect your music playlists at all costs desu

>>9548397
>down 93% since listing
>red every month since inception
Is the accumulation stage supposed to start on listing?
Really makes one ponder

opinions on investing in unlisted companies?

my country offers income tax relief if you invest in startup-style businesses for at least 3 yrs and then you can flip them.

has anyone had any success making money from this kinda thing? the income tax relief is good but I swear 99.9% of these small startups now are just smarmy shits who blow all the money on marketing and free snacks.

has anyone held shares all the way to listing?

>>9548500

ALT was a mistake.

I got 300 dollars from a (high school) graduation gift and am too brainlet to put it somewhere. Next post with dubs that has any ticker is where I'll put my money :^) Treat me well bois

>>9548485
You do know that Netflix gives money to the Obamas don't you, and by supporting their business you're supporting the Obamas?

>>9548516
TTT and walk away.

>>9548516
SPDR® SSGA Gender Diversity Index ETF (SHE)

>>9548516
ALT

>>9548516
CARV

Wow just sold all my shares and became a Stalinist

>>9548516
Rolling again for BGFV

>>9548508
Where do you live?

Honestly you're not wrong: the majority of them will fail. I actually just watched a company go from inception, to design, to protoyping, to crash and burn. It was actually pretty funny because I was seriously considering investing ~25k in the project. So glad I didn't

>>9548508
Sounds like an easy way to lose a lot of money.

>>9548516
HMNY

>>9548516
Diversification is important. $100 into ALT, $100 into CARV, $100 into DRYS. Post proof when you do and I'll send you reddit gold

>>9548516
HMNY

>>9548516
F with DRIP

Power hour Pump

Fun is not what one considers when shorting near the peak of SDRL.

But this puts a smile on my face.

>>9548516
DIS

>>9548516
TTT is going to be $100 per share this time next year.

>>9548500
>wn 93% since listing
>>red every month since inception
>Is the accumulation stage supposed to start on listing?
>Really makes one ponder
you obviously haven't done any DD on it.. it was a reverse split and merger with PIP not long ago, you are supposed to buy low and sell high.. the dilution there is minimal and hasn't even hit the float yet, their o/s went from 24mil to 21m the float went from 19m to 13m.

You sound like a complete newfag that thinks it's going to delist after they just had an earnings beat and positive phase 2 trials on different drugs. right after restructing and merging with PIP. they aren't like other r&d companies that have no revenue. Do some research before talking about it before you pretend to know why it's this low

>>9548560
>>9548558
The income tax relief almost covers the cost of the purchase so I'd be almost getting them for free.
But i'd lose the opportunity to get my income tax out at a smaller reduction but guaranteed cash (which I can then invest)

>>9548588
Big5guy gonna change his name to TheALTimateWarrior

>>9548588
Dilution is a meme and doesn't effect share prices you retard, where did you go to school?
>positive earnings beat
How can it be a positive beat if it's still negative?

based

>>9548516
ALT

>>9548516

bdx

>>9548608
It's like when my portfolio is red, but less red than expected. It's good.

>>9548588
You are clearly completely emotionally invested in this meme because you sperg out every time somebody talks bad about ALT. This is an obvious sign that you are bagholding and desperately looking for an exit point.

>>9548608
>How can it be a positive beat if it's still negative?
welcome to the stock market newfag

>Dilution is a meme and doesn't effect share prices you retard
your trolling doesn't have to be so obvious

>>9548607
just pisses me off when newfags act like they have a clue on how stocks work and then talk about a compnay as if they have done any DD at all on it

>>9548608
*affect
where did you go to school?

Ding Ding Ding

>>9548608
>Dilution is a meme and doesn't effect share prices

>>9548628
>ou are bagholding and desperately looking for an exit point.
you're right. i am. but i'm not falling into the old bait and switch by MMs trying to accumulate shares.. watch the share structure and orderflow.. its not adding up...

>>9548632
>>9548620
>>9548631
:))))))))))))))))))))))))

>>9548516
buy LINK sir

>>9548646
If you truly believe in the stock you are invested in, just ignore everyone and post positive results if or when your prediction comes to pass.

>>9548652
>Letting this failure rustle your jimmies so hard

>pep and ko rising in after hours

Its a celebration time!

Do you guys honestly believe that we're smarter than CRAMER

I lost 1.26% today. This is the worst day I've had since Friday.

>>9548703
Jesus Christ, Cramer is a complete fucking retard. He's got the easiest job in the world. Provide retarded stock advice to absolute brainlets.

>>9548703
>Not just shorting the 20+ treasuries for the next 10 years.

Cramer's a confirmed brainlet.

>>9548726
>>9548733
I gave him some good advice

>>9548703
Cramer shilled PEP the other day hes ourguy
https://www.thestreet.com/video/aap-exclusive-pepsico-14594064

>>9548688
my life saving is in ALT, my entire portfolio is weighted in ALT. I don't own any other stocks besides ALT

PSTG going to straight to hell
Tomorrow is gonna be good if it stays this way

>>9548755
Thanks, Sold and Shorted

>>9548755
You wouldn't turn on BGFV like that, an obvious ruse.

>>9548755
Dubs confirm. Plz post pr00f, I need to see this

Just opened -4 long grenada (W) - gagging for it

Some faggot got my i.p. banned. Again. Wtf banned all weekend. Any way around that for a phoneposter, i only post here spme1 spammed /k/
Btw just hit 30.9 percent for the month
T.uso options faggot

>>9548793
No, i've never been able to post once with my phones data. There is always some faggot over in /a/ that is banned, which means i'm banned.

Just got a call asking if Im avalible to take a Cruise the next 18 months, I said No, and then a computer voice said "Thank you for your time and have a nice day" then hung up

wat happened

Can you use Interactive Brokers without being a sole proprietor/LLC?

Can anyone explain the AMD memes?

The same thing happens every 3 months with them. Price climbs to $13-14 and then drops to 10, rinse, repeat.

>>9548811
call was made from the virgin islands or some other third world island

your phone company was just charges $100
or you just gave information about your voice and/or availability by phone to someone

>>9548811
They were going give you a free cruise.

>>9548835
lower lows and lower highs

>>9548835
Except it will never go below 12 again now.
This time for real

>>9547450
nah im good. cant wait for tomorrow to double down on everything. long treasuries, energy sector, and oil

>>9548835
$13-14 per share looks like a strong resistance level, and the company hasnt done anything to change investors (collective)minds about that

>>9548860
Why are you longing treasuries? The memes currently dictate we short treasuries

>>9548835
The reason people shit all over AMD is for several reasons
1. It's fueled by crypto
2. It's reddit the stock
3. The bagholders are the most obnoxious people on the planet.
4. It's AMD

>>9548560
>>9548567
I already have 10% of my tiny 1k portfolio into HMNY. I don't really want to meme another 300 dollars into it.

>>9548580
So TTT anon what makes it so great? I have a trustfund that I should be getting my hands on soon. That'll be almost 2k that I can fuck around with but mutual funds seem boring.

>>9548755
Winner, the other two posts with repeating numbers had no tickers. Guess I'm buying 300 dollars worth of ALT tomorrow

>>9548874
nah i did all those lines last night and it told me to long treasuries cuz FED and boomers are gonna pump. just get out before the div like next week

What are some good resources for a brainlet like me to learn the basic and fundamentals of investing? I have heard The Intelligent Investor by Benjamin Graham & Margin of Safety by Seth Klarman are good places to start. Was wondering if those books will help or if biz has any other suggestions?

>>9548708
I'm down .6, but up .1 in AH. Oh the humanity!

>>9548908
I would probably start with this book.

>>9548516
NLST

>>9548887
>I already have 10% of my tiny 1k portfolio into HMNY.
this is fine. its a binary play. youll either be out almost all of it, or youll get several times your investment. the risk/reward is good for something like this imo. especially if you only got 1k left anyways

>>9548890
>>9548874
to verify
i meant meme lines, not cocaine. i am not bagholder. i cannot focus on that crap

>>9548890
>>9548874
Can confirm, currently long TLT as well.

>Going long on Oil/Energy at the peak
>Not buying the real Lumber bullrun (ticker: WOOD)

>>9548874
>>9548946
Long TLT and JNK here, quick! Emergency SMG podcast update!

wew that leveraged BTC bet is paying off.

>>9548966
Looking at Lumber Liquidators actually.

>>9548887
different anon, but TTT is 3x inverse bonds. holding that all year will catch you multipe rate hikes, which CRUSH bonds, and spike their yields. personally im long on treasuries for the next couple days, but overall, im short bonds as well, im just doing it with options on the swings

>>9548887
Watch HMNY tomorrow. If it goes from $0.25 to $1, that means we're running to $7 before the end of the week. You're going to want as much money in it as you possibly can get.

>>9548405
>There are people in this thread, RIGHT NOW, who aren't shorting Netflix

>>9548978
i hope. im ready to exercise my calls tomorrow if need be. if i can grab some below 0.50 as well, all the better

Recommend some small/mid caps

>>9548994
>Shorting degeneracy

you are suppose to go long goyim

>>9548978
If HMNY ever goes over a dollar i'll eat my dick wrapped in john mcafee's dick. That's how confident I am this stock will fail.
>>9548994
While I agree Netflix is shit, enjoy losing your money anon.

>>9548994
haha people love that demographic pandering shit though. the target audience has literally been designed to eat that shit up

>>9548994
stocks dont work like that buddy
They could go full communist and still pump to 500, which they will

>>9548977
I too am trying to make the bond market my bitch.

Who here had an ok day?

>>9548999
how about all of em?
IWM

>>9549009
yeah i love it. with the proper amount of leverage, and the slow movement and stupifyingly easy to identify trends, im literally a fucking bond trader now. i fucking give up on guessing equities movements. im terrible at it. half my fucking account right now is in either TMF or calls on TLT.

the best part is how bond traders get laid way more often, as it implies youre trading with millions and millions of dollars (im not, but with the leverage, im totally LARPing as a legitimate bond trader). all you have to do is make sure your bitch doesnt see your your actual account balance

>>9549052
yeah pretty much. but the nice thing is today confirmed all of my other plays im trying to do. the rest of the week is gonna be nice and green for me if i can catch a pullback

Wednesday the fed shitposts. We going to be green until then? Or does the market shit the bed tomorrow?

>>9549086
SP500 will ralley to 2800 to pre "trade war" level

>>9549008
im wondering when the repeal of net neutrality will start to affect their operating costs? it will be an excellent play to get in before that ER.

same thing with many of these internet megaliths that were busy running disinfo campaigns about how repeal of NN was gonna destroy the whole internet (still waiting on that doomsday... dont think its gonna happen). they all just wanted to bounce the cost of their huge bandwidth onto all other websites/companies. now they have to either eat the difference themselves, or risk raising rates for their services

its something to think about, and i dont hear anyone talking about it right now

>>9549009
>>9549063
If I just wanted to hold something for the next 5 years instead of actively trading, would you be long or short bonds?

>betting against Carl Ichan has netted me +5% this quarter
Who’s your boomer cash cow /smg/?

>>9549086
oh shit didnt know it was wednesday. thought it was thursday. long bonds till then. but idk if i wanna play the FOMC day in bonds.

>>9549129
we dont know what the FEDs gonna do 5 years out, but so far theyve stated that there will be hikes the next 2 years or so. id short bonds till then. maybe hop in TTT after this FOMC thing on wednesday

>>9549127
Net neutrality is a meme
it just brings "donations" to these massive companies

>>9549086
According to what I read and understood from the weekend reading of Zero Hedge:

The FED will either keep his tightening policy or recognize current conditions require some easing.
In the 1st case, emerging markets will get rekt even more and funds invested in the EMs will get margin called and trigger developped market selloff.
In the 2nd case, USD would collapse and force the coverings of the gigantic EURUSD short positions, which would also lead to the sell-off of risk assets.

>>9549002
I'll see you tomorrow, dickeater.

>>9549139
whats ackman doing? the guy is like my billionaire doppelganger. loses so much on retarded wannabe homerun swings and strikes out hard. ill bet against him.

>>9549159
thats what im saying. where is the difference for these missing "donations" going to come from? are they gonna pay for it themselves? or are they gonna bounce it onto their customers? or cut staff? thats the thing im trying to figure out. if we can get puts on these things before they start ating weird, and accurately guess who will be affected worse, well be fucking RICH

>>9548516
SHOP OKTA and WTI

>>9549112
Rate hike in mid June is going to fuck with equities. Lil' Kim and Mr. President summit will fuck with emotions.

>>9548516
LHSIF or MPXEF risky now, but if you can afford to hold for a while you should see nice growth. You should do your own research to see what you’re comfortable and how much risk you’re willing to stomach

>>9549165
So markets vomit on Wednesday. I hope I'm able to get out of MU before then lol.

>>9549198
They dont need money they literally have hundreds of billions they dont know what to do with
Especially google apple and facebook
stocks will rise big time regaurdless

Dat MU pump, whew lads...

Holy fuck MU 10 billion buy back, my calls are gonna make me fucking rich

>>9549214
I disagree
Rates cant be hiked beyond expections or else the yield curve will invert and the world will end, thus they wont do it

>>9549239
What if I told you equities were 40% over valued?

>>9549268
What if I told you they were 40% undervalued?

>>9549226
I am so glad I bought more on Friday and brought down my average price to 57.18

>>9549222
Remember, this is Zero Hedge, Tyler has been calling for a bear market since forever.

But the study was from a Deutsche Bank strategy fag.
Link here : https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-05-19/why-soaring-dollar-will-lead-explosive-market-repricing-flow-chart

>>9549165
>In the 1st case, emerging markets will get rekt even more and funds invested in the EMs will get margin called and trigger developped market selloff.
whats the best optionable ETF on emerging markets? anyone know?

>In the 2nd case, USD would collapse and force the coverings of the gigantic EURUSD short positions, which would also lead to the sell-off of risk assets.
this would cause treasuries to dump, or pump? i would think that people selling off equities would mean more play for bonds, but perhaps it will be more complicated. have to wait for FOMC to happen i guess...

>>9549223
>stocks will rise big time regaurdless
i dont buy it. companies that are that big that are used to that much money are gonna at the very least hiccup from this sudden (BIG) increase in overhead. not to mention margins restrictions are already hitting some of the really big ones. i mean, youre right that patience is a virtue here, but im not too sure that theyre as invulnerable as you think. in fact, thats what leads me to believe that when they turn over, theyll turn over HARD

>>9549231
Tomorrow is going to be the greenest day of my life (other than SDRL).
>>9549268
When should I pull out all my monies, please tell me lol

So what are the meme stocks for tomorrow everyone?

>>9549308
>That avg
Thanks for buying my bags on the way up last pump.

>>9549268
try 60%

>>9549297
youd be wrong

>>9549322
>other than SDRL
buy some protective puts anon. that shits going to zero

>>9549332
The /smg/ way brother. Buy High Sell Low

>>9549318
You shouldnt bet on reversals

Fang ETFS prop them up too. They move together. To bet on one failing youd have to bet on the rest failing at this point, including the SP500

>>9549344
>youd be wrong
but Im not, and youll see everything nearly double by 2020

>>9549318
EEM, or you can go with something more specific like EWZ.

>>9549297
BASED

>>9549365
i remember last time AMZN sold off. the whole market sank like 3%. it will be a quick scalp if i can find the entry, no doubt. its not like im TRYING to get squeezed, ya know?

>>9549381
sure, but first, DOW below 19k

>>9549388
word. im gonna draw some lines and maybe post some here before i go. i think this (continuation of FED tightening) is the more likely scenario, and a good way to play the FOMC day. im also gonna probably do a strangle on UVXY that day, so i can profit off their little "up at 2, down by 3" dance that they always do

>>9549442
I bet you buy the Vix too

>>9548931
thanks Barren

>>9549467
nah even better, i buy fake contracts on it.

i was actually short VIX today. prolly take it off, on wed before FED.

>>9549318
If FED decides to ease the conditions, interest rates go down and treasuries should pump.
Besides, another article showed the current speculation positions of hedge funds and they are net short treasuries. That would cause some short squeeze.

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-05-20/these-are-top-50-hedge-fund-long-and-short-positions

YOU SEE ME COMIN' FOR YA
CAUSE IT AIN'T EVA OVER

UNLIMITED RESOURCES LABEL ME FOREVER SOLDIER

>>9549200
>>9548516

based and truthfully honest dubs
has the pooh poster give actual good advice the entire time?

>>9549489
>another article showed the current speculation positions of hedge funds and they are net short treasuries
looks like we arent the only retards out there shorting bonds. still bullish on them for the next few days though. in fact i think TLT will gap up tomorrow.

if they decide to lighten up on rates, then this will cause gold to spike, as well as emerging markets to pop up, no?

>>9549537
a lot of people here give good advice. a lot of the time its just difference in trading skill and timeframe which makes people fuck up other peoples plans

>>9549537
Yes he has. Where's profit
T.uso options faggot

>>9549566
BOO

>>9549562
yes kek
almost everyone right given enough time
except dirty Linklets

Does anyone know the best way to short China?

Once 'under'developed world goes flop, all of the money China wasted on it will be eaten up by local corruption. Billions+ gone rapidly.

The newly rich Chinese will panic to hide their money abroad & the gov will start imposing even tighter money restrictions - arrest and seize property/assets from anyone who appears to be second guessing great china economy (which will be tanking).

this shit storm will roll on for 5yrs minimum

I work in data and I can tell you that 90% of the data regarding consumer spending within China is fake. They are not secure.

Anyway - best way to short their economy?

>>9549606
YANG is a 3x leveraged bear fund. I'm sure there are some other ways to do it using option contracts on other funds like FXI or something.

Do kids still use Instagram and Snapchat?

>>9549643
Thanks. My main worry is China's growing influence on HK policy. Is the fund in HKD?

>>9549550
Whatever the decision, equities look very risky.

To resume the situation:
>case 1: the FED keeps his policy unchanged and continues to tighten
Emerging markets get prison-nigger raped
USD keeps soaring
Treasuries continue to fall

>case 2: the FED decides to ease
USD dumps (EURUSD short-squeeze begins)
EM should recover
Gold bumps
Treasuries bumps (and short squeeze)

In case equities get raped either way, maybe stay mostly in cash, long gold and JPY (or CHF) ?

>>9549711
lol

>>9549599
ive even unironically taken advice from you, rkg. and surprisingly, it worked (since we were both daytrading SPY). and that book you reccomended months ago about liquidity and exchanges was actually pretty good.

people bitch at /biz/ a lot, but its mostly just the people blindly following others posts note for note that get burned, and its because they dont take responsibility for themselves or their trades once theyve made them. like the anon who told you the play is obligated to come back and tell you when to exit, right? nah.

personally ive gotten good plays (and better ideas) off of /biz/raeli screeching. but its not something to just jump into, or youll get burned.

>>9549711
im not touching equities at all this fucking week. probably not all month. if i have to wait till they make ATHs again, ill do it. i cant see any reason why that shit will keep on bullrunning like nothing is going on

im holding bond calls and ETFs for at least another day. prolly sell at close tomorrow. im gonna play a strangle on UVXY before the meeting starts on wed, and ill probably hedge my oil memes. gonna hold off on taking GLD/SLV positions until i know which way is up

FUCKING SMALL SPECS

>>9549803
hey, i like playing the FOMC days. im WAY better at them than i am with ER gambles (and they actually seem a lot easier to call. theres a headfake in the opposite direction, then it turns around till close). theyre usually my most overwhelmingly green days

>>9549606
>>9549693
As a Buffett-sama type of meme investor, I tried to look into the Chink equity market (not HK, but mainland).
It is atrocious and infuriating.
The balance-sheet shenanigans, non-cash items counted as "profits", exit scam IPOs, constant CCP meddling etc

>>9549643
HK is toast in the long term (10 years +, it will be funny to see those faggots being overrun thanks to their new train station) but I wouldn't worry about this issue in the near term... or maybe are you worried about their carry trade problem ?

>>9549784
>im not touching equities at all this fucking week. probably not all month
that's ok more gains for meeeee

>>9549711
case one is most probable.
It seems as if Trump and his administration is more concerned about the internal market and securing key positions in exports with interventions, rather than free market. A strong dollar isn't the worst outcome, especially if the US points a MOAB at you and asks friendly to buy in USD

>>9549841
I dont understand why you take these weird risks
This is probably your last chance to enter the market normally before the next golden bullrun starts like 2017

Thanks to the tripfag that called SNES last thread

I should have gone all in

>>9549907
Don't ever go all in on a penny stock, it will bite you in the ass one day. Also 4chan is it really necessary for me to go through six pages of captcha's to prove i'm not a bot. I thought they were doing away with that!?

Should I sell my MU or do I HODL?

>>9549930
>trades with /smg/
>can't afford a pass

>>9549858
Powell is clearly not mommy Yellen and he won't care less about market getting rekt a little.
I discussed of this matter here before (in february I think), about Trump and the FED's plan to softly deleverage the economy.
They can't care less about what the USD is doing in the broader market (and truth be told, the US market is the market to be)

I'm still in on SNES (thank you based anon) and its killing it in after hours. Is this rude going to keep going or should I pull at 8 am tomorrow?

>>9550002
>can't afford a pass
>paying to use 4chan
Why? So I can pay them to global ban me? Fuck the mods.

>>9550024
+300%

Cryofags BTFO

>>9548518
as if theres ethical consumption under capitalism

>>9549854
if youre swinging maybe. its all been a bunch of go nowhere sideways shit, and these arent the prices im looking to accumulate at anyways, ya know? especially not if this proves to be the top

im getting my gains on oil for now. and my safety on bonds (both ways). eagerly waiting for some REITs to pullback a little so i can get back in

>>9549858
yeah im leaning towards that. FED hasnt given any indication of change of plan.

>>9549883
>I dont understand why you take these weird risks
kek me neither. but ive spent a decent part of my life learning about how FED does shit (LONG before i started trading), so its not like im just guessing on ER stuff. ive done DAMN well these last couple FED days by doing my simple strats of strangle on vol when IV calms down (usually right before shitpost), then taking opposition on FED pump, or dump at 2pm after the meeting.

>This is probably your last chance to enter the market normally before the next golden bullrun starts like 2017
well lets say youre right.
then everything shoots up 60% more in two years. so me missing out on this (whatever it is) 10% or so, will make me a little less rich in the far future. the SPY will always be there for me. i can buy it anytime. and there will always be another dip.

youre right ultimately, but i just dont think its a straight line from here to there.

its funny tho, cuz the reason im even waiting for the trend confirmation (ie actual new) is because you told me i take too many stupid risks and am baka.

but i gotta do the FOMC strats ive done these last couple times. its worked 3/3 times ive tried it. and like i said, these are my BIG green days

>>9550069
*(ie actual new ATHs)

>>9550069
Taking the weird risks part isn't even really taking risks anymore. Earnings plays have been fucking easy mode as of late. If a company beats, they tank. If they miss, they tank. I've made money on 8 of my last 9 ER plays because of this. I love this completely irrational market.

>>9550069
my golden income stratgey states that you buy consumers now, and you will yield SP500 returns yields automatically every year for the next 20 years, without having to sell stock, so you can use that money to gamble on whatever

60% rise isnt the point, its going 1000% like in the 50's

I just took a big position on PAGS.

One of few value buys left in red hot zone. Got in around $32. Expecting $45+ soon.

>>9550096
kek true
i went short on 2 ERs, both beat and sank anyway (actually PZZA missed hard i think).

then i had some long plays and got unfathomably bogged. serves me right for going against my bearish intuition.

>I love this completely irrational market.
i like playing it on these big FOMC days or on days where theres some sort of cataclysm. im bored of the sideways garbage most of its been doing though. im literally making more money swinging bond ETF options than i would from doing the buy/hold dance (at least in the near term)

>>9550131
i get the long play. im with ya. but ya gotta remember, im bearfag right now. i wanna be sitting cash when it happens, with next to no positions to weigh me down. thats when i go all in on leveraged inverse funds and puts on everything above $200-300/shr and then walk away for a couple months.

after that, im gonna do the buy and hold shit. i just think i can get a (MUCH) better entry price if im patient

every monday i get paid for transcriptions. im going to start putting 25% of that, then 50% of that, into stocks. hopefully this'll get momentum building like i'd like

>>9550131
ultimately it boils down to my account size i guess. you were right when you said
>FUCKIN SMALL SPECS

>>9550229
Lol everything you said is not going to happen

Even if that did happen I highly doubt you will buy at the right time and "walk away". You switch your positions so fast dailey, you really think you can keep this up for 20 years? the consumers already crashed bigger than 2008 you know, you wont be getting a better YoC

>>9550131
im 19 and strapped with some debt. im all about the longhaul! its tough to plan that far ahead though, truly. but its better to plan poorly and make a move than not invest at all. we all remember where we were in 2012 and how much shitty bags of weed we bought or whatever that could have bought whole bitcoins

its all abt a healthy balance of dat foresight and present perspective

>>9550279
Small spec and Large spec... it isnt about how much money you have, its about how you think

>>9550294
Wouldn't a large spec just dump all of their money into VTI and SPY and not look at it again for 30 years?

>>9550294
>its not about where youre at but rather your momentum, your active and passive income, how you utilize it, and your approach towards relative debt. debt can be a curse or something very helpful. take it from me im broke and have no investments or assets ;)

>>9550314
No of course not
They would be Long in the SPY now, and buying junk bonds, then sell when the monthly rounds off which is probably in 2-5years

>>9549581
My man watsup? Any tips on how to not get banned? Was up was banned all weekend

>>9549581
Missed shitposting with you all, at 2nd job right now will catch up later, lock in those gains boys got a feeling there will be a bit the dip meme on oil this week, d.k. Why but I do

>>9550281
>Lol everything you said is not going to happen
we will see nico. i mean were both just guessing

>You switch your positions so fast dailey
that was just me goofing off during ERs
i learned my lesson
i suck at equities market. cant call it worth shit.
now im back to making modest gains off of leveraging bonds and metals in both directions (which is what i WAS doing). and oils been doing pretty much what ive been saying, so nyaaaaaa

>Small spec and Large spec... it isnt about how much money you have, its about how you think
ya know, i really do take your advice to heart nico. im just applying it in a weird way. ive been trying to do exactly what youre doing but with the oil/energy market right now. i think oils gonna get to a good price, and then stay there for a little while. THATS my main focus right now. getting in on the gorund floor of THAT bullrun. i know ill never survive as a scalper. im not even thinking about pulling the short errytang trigger until way later. you thankfully convinced me out of that

>>9550365
> how to not get banned?
i can give u tips on how to GET banned
>lock in those gains boys got a feeling there will be a bit the dip meme on oil this week, d.k.
i already rolled out of my old contracts. take whats green (or at least some) and wait for another entry. but watching USOs market depth chart today convinced me that oil is gonna be a great longterm trend in the mid-longterm.

LPL, on the watch for a short squeeze here.

http://www.volumebot.com/?s=LPL

>>9550292
I SPENT SO MANY BITCOINS ON DRUGS!!!!

>>9550453
Tldr filtered

>>9550453
I cant say anything but Golden bullrun. Mathematically, looking at the entire history of the SP500, this is THE golden bull we saw in the 50s- -80s, and also 20's
the same exact thing is happening, its not a guess

>>9550466
hey that was a good call except the spending them part

>>9550546
okay so how to best get in on the ground floor and build up exponential momentum before the bull is loose and right as it starts? pain in the butt :/

>>9550589
all you need to know is the SP500 is going to 4000 by 2020
your entry doesnt matter
Buy now, and then dont buy again until a potential fake-out breakout to 2499, go all in at that point

Or you could just follow my dank strategey and by consumer non sylicals which already crashed

>>9550612
>all you need to know is the SP500 is going to 4000 by 2020
In all seriousness, what are you basing that on?

>>9550612
non sylicals like?

also i plan on going into kraft and campbell, would i be affected if kraft bought campbell, it seems theyre considering it

>>9550658
I really dont want to give you the 12 hour history lesson
Look up CiovaccoCapital on youtube

>>9550680
fair enough

>>9550680
ive never messed with indexes. is it wise to put the whole 2700 in or diversify? im just starting with 1k so im going to do a decent spread

>>9550677
I didnt realize they were considering it, I guess it makes sense

If they acquire it, expect Kraft to tank even more

>>9550698
but indexes are such a bigger game it seems less of a risk, with less of a reward. obviously that changes the more you dip in

>>9550698
Sp500 is always better but my personel play for 2018-2019 is consumers so i think that will yield the best returns, like GIS and PEP

if anyone is considering buying DRPEPPERSNAPPLE
Do not do this because they are getting acquired by Keurig

>>9549165
Zero Hedge are perma-bears and I've lost a lot of money listening to their bullshit

>>9550708
is my worry, esp considering the context. but is it better to get in before a merger or right when it happens?

>>9550733
that makes sense. im coming in with 1k, and this is what im thinking fnd will be dollar by end of month
>>9550733 these are my top tear consumers for rn. most of my portfolio will be these boos i think
idiot started a thread to say fnd will be dollar by end of month
GIS
TWNK
Flowers Foods, Inc.
KCO(questionable)
CAMPBELLES (questionable)
SJM(alldajam)
MCCORMICK & Co/SH SH NV

>>9550771
>isnt gmcr dying

>>9550698
SPY has grown 80% in 5 years. That would turn your 2700 into roughly 4860. 20% a year with the kind of money I have invested is way to slow for me. I made 106% last week, but the way I trade, that statistically isn't likely to last. You just have to weigh out your risk versus reward, and make sure to educate yourself as much as possible.

>>9550680
what are your thoughts on Buffet?

>>9550773
yeah those are all good just Buy in parts because they WILL go lower (but not by much) until the mutual funds start pumping again. They are pretty much at near bottom

>>9550677
I imagine you’d get bought out on your Campbell’s share.

>>9550803
he's like a father to me

>>9550809
after i read that kraft was considering buying out imanna withhold from kraft and campbell, all jam for me ;). maybe ill buy FND because of that stinklet thread. what have i got to lose?

>>9550773
I dont think it would be a merger
buffet and 3g owns kraft, they will probably just aquire
but its unknow, I bought the very bottom of the dip today for cambells but also bought kraft

>>9550802
that makes sense. theres such an overload of information its tough to pull yourself high enough above that to have the foresight to see clearly, yknow? im workin on it though!

>>9550839
ill end up putting like 20% of my profile into the both of them tops, with 1k start that wont be much. ill top up every monday with transcription pay

>>9550865
in they do aquire, cambells will pump and kraft will dump, so it will even out if you have both

>>9550849
I know infinitely more about the stock market and investing than all of my friends and family, and I know almost nothing in comparison to actual investors. It's downright terrifying how little people in our generation actually know about investing. We all make fun of this board for not being a great place to get investing advice, but the fact we are all here talking about it puts us miles ahead of the rest of the people in our generation. You're right though, the amount of information out there is daunting.

Will Kraft even be allowed to buy Campbells?

That's raising all sorts of flags for me considering how much market share both companies have. Not sure the government would approve such a deal.

>>9550945
Kraft marketcap is much bigger than it appears because it has berkshire behind it, they can Buy and do whatever they want

>>9550978
mayo ketchup will liberate all of latin america mark my words screenshot this

OTC trading on the large caps was awesome today. If keeping with tradition, that means green on main markets tomorrow. Sector is starting to rumble and that means time for me to pull capital out of my risky trades and rebalance in to a more diversified series of longer swing positions. Gonna be clicking like mad to get that business done right at open tomorrow.

>>9551042
also Kraft makes the most popular shredded cheese. everyone that buys shreeded cheese buys Kraft

>>9548908
the new trading for a living

>>9551166
>reads post while eating happy farms shredded mozzarella

>>9551188
>private label
doesnt count

>>9551129
people will just plant their own seed

>>9548835
It literally will never drop below $12 and is guaranteed to make you money if you believe in the power of Su Bae.

maybe ill just buy a bunch of FND coin, but wait, how do you even buy eth with canadian monopoly money

>>9551166
If they can expand into artisan and premier brands then maybe they’ll survive. If not gen z and millenials will kill Kraft Heinz faster than you can say “Applebee’s”

>>9551188
>>9551188
55 11 88 triple checked. short kraft

So I spent about 3 hours last night reading page after page of people who lost their entire retirement savings and sold their homes, etc., for investing everything (margin too in some cases) on GTAT.

http://forum.thecontrarianinvestor.com/index.php?threads/gt-advanced-technologies-inc-gtat.69/page-501

desu

>>9551280

I will just plant my seed in yer mum.

>>9551324
Oh nooo Just sold my Kraft Heinz sto_

Just kidding, They own 30% of your life. Buy the dip. Check your fridge and check their brands

>>9551340
You can't really feel bad for people when they all in on any stock. They knew the risk and got greedy.

>>9551404
feel bad for me

>>9551404
>Jsuis not showing compassion

The weekly Rite Aid report

When I walked in, the first thing I notiuced was a barrage of Nestle and Kelloggs products

Perhaps these could be the next moon

>>9551459
>Nestle
i mean starbucks rite

update imanna mine etherium for the next day and dump all 5 cents i make in fnd then ill be rich

>>9551459

what about RAD itself though? what's gonna happen with their stock?

>>9551581
I doont know, theres weird stuff happening like walgreens, rite aid, albertsons, and cvs all buying each other
Albertsons in buying riteaid, but the shareholders dont like the deal

>>9550453
Loving the sound of that (srybfor felt, at work) memelines looking good still? Gotta catch the dip, I'm making a killing. Love it especially after my earnings blunder. I did cop will vet into that as well. We're gonna make it bros.
Got banned cud some faggot that shares my i.p. will go post on secret club if needed. Always lurking so I'm here in spirit

what the fuck is the point of buying puts if the price of each contract goes up to make it to where you will hardly ever turn a profit if you exercise

>>9551340


I dont understand people who literally have all their savings invested in one thing. I mean, I kinda understand where gold bugs are coming from, but only a handful of people would ever hold 100% pm's. Why does everyone with a laptop think you can ride one stock to the moon and never need a parachute?

MICRON! YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!

>>9551737

plenty of people are doing just that with crypto though

>>9551298
The only thing that has ever been wrong with AMD is pathetic management. Momma Su is an excellent upgrade.

So if China is going to start buying more agricultural products, who's a good investment to cash in on that?

Of course, it needs to be reasonably priced, as I suspect the Chinese are doing the same thing they always do: make lots of empty promises while they stab you in the back.

>>9551786

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