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feels like making it

>implying you'd be able to relate

>>9547210
Practice flexibility and do it yourself

>>9547243

only works if you're a manlet

>>9547210
It's all fucking hype. They are not nearly as good as using your hand

>>9547210
what country are you from?

>>9547255
not true im 1.90m and back when I was 17 I could do it, just the tip though

>>9547259
HAHAHAHA

>>9547259
only bad blowjobs so far detected

>>9547255
anyone skinny and flexible should be able to do it

>>9547210
>Im a 29 year old virgin who really wants to know what it feels like.

This is obviously a larp, but if anyone is that bothered you should just get a hooker. Its really not a big deal.

>>9547210
They're pretty great desu although feels different from sex. I don't know if you can simulate a tongue. I have a big cock so face fucking my girl is pretty satisfying when she deep throats.

>>9547259
obviously have never gotten one or the person giving it was bad at it

>>9547210
warm & soft

>>9547210
Like a warm tongue on your dick, it's doesn't actually feel that amazing but the psychological aspect of having a girl worship your dick with her mouth is pretty hot

>>9547259
Agreed, not even larping, you can't come from a blowjob, and obviously this is all pile of shit and not business related frens

>>9547259
Chad spotted

>>9547210
getting your dick sucked it's nothing special
the idea of a woman asking and sucking your dick is what makes it special

its sick m8, u r missing out nigger

>>9547259
raw > blowjob > handjob = wrapped

>>9547345
agree

nothing in this life is more beautiful than a beautiful girl sucking your cock and looking at you

>>9547345
it doesnt feel amazing? lol. the pressure alone makes it feel amazing.

>>9547210
like a vagina without the smell of disgusting fishy taste.

Like salty milk and coins

>>9547369
THIS! It's a power trip more than anything. You won't nut but knowing there is an individual woman you convinced to pleasure you while you lay on your back and do absolutely nothing is total bliss.

>>9547210

I can't explain to you what it feels like, but I can say what feels closest to that, and that is investing in HBT
My fellow investors can confirm this

>>9547266

Never tell anybody this, you sick fuck.

>>9547363
This guy fucking knows. How anyone comes from a bj is beyond me.

>>9547461
that's right my nigga
The best moments are when she starts to unzip your pants and to cuddle it
Then you lay and watch her sucking while you keep her hair away in order to let you see the show

i've only had 3 girls give me blowjobs. it's too much work for the mouth, i guess most girls who aren't complete sluts can't do much with it. easier for the pussy to grab and latch onto a dick.

stick your finger in your mouth, that's what it is. go to town on a popsicle and you'll see how much work a blowjob is.

Depends on the girl

Some girls do it so good it feels better than sex itself

Other girls are horrible at it

Then there are those in between who are sorta ok at it but can't make me cum from it

>>9547210
I prefer blowjobs rather than sex, you're missing out that shit is amazing if the girl knows how to do it. Also something about having a girl on her knees is satisfying

>>9547595
This. some just turns it into a goddamn form of art.

>tfw also touchless 29yo virgin

Lets say I make it with the crypto
where Should I get a blowjob to celebrate this?
how to find a whore that is really really good at it?

>implying I will get rich and actually manage to hire a whore

>>9547603

I would like to add blowjobs are only enjoyable from white girls. Black girls try too hard and I feel disgusting afterwards. Asians and Hispanics do it for your pleasure but you can tell they don't enjoy it.

White girls...they will enjoy the act more than you will

You should also get the girl to take a ball in her mouth and suck it.
Didn't expect it too feel that nice.
Not even joking, there aren't that much nerve endings I think but it's really unexpected fucking good.
Shave your balls before approach her or she won't do it again after the first time.

>>9547210
It feels great senpai. Tbqh it almost hurts me but it still feels really good. Im uncut so maybe thats why.

>>9547595
This. Best blowjob i got was off some slut in an after hours toilet. Literally 2 mins and i was cumming bucket

>>9547259
nothing beats a good tongue

>>9547704
Go to a doctor you probably have phimosis, a friend of mine had that and didn't know why sex and oral was hurting for 3 years.

I'm uncut and it just feels amazing.

>>9547210
Stop racemixing you fucking degens

>>9547210

Her hair is Trump-tier.

>>9547259
Can confirm.

>>9547210
depends on the chick...
the sucky chicks think they are trying to peel a
banana..with their teeth.
The good ones its like god has shown you a slice of heaven...even better if they cheap sucking you off after you cum,perfection...youll be reaching for you check book if youre not careful.

that said, for me personally i prefer to be jerked off and then sucked while im cumming with my balls being fondled.

>>9547259
WRONG

>>9547259
>signalling your inexperience this hard
brave yet shameful

Want to know what is God tier?

Getting a girl to lick your asshole. No homo

>>9548079
this

>>9547210
Give a buddy a bj and ask him to tell you how it feels as youre sucking him

>>9548146
this

>>9547306

I'm 29 and soon 30 and wizard

khv

>>9547266
>>9547478

>>9547210
CLASSIC VIRGIN BOOMER

ex PUA here

If by 23 you didnt fuck; its not happening.

Women by that age already have a decade of weekly fucking. Yes even the fat ones

>>9548177
Iktf bro

>>9548273
b-but young girls p-prefer older guys!
we still have a chance.

>>9548292
>b-but young girls p-prefer older guys!

Thats true BUT unfortunately women can spot a virgin from 200 metres away. You better pua up hardcore style. 4chan is full of virgin boomers

>>9548317
f-fake it t-til y-you m-make it?

>>9548273
>>9548292
>>9548317
That's why you go to Asia
>3 inch cock? No problem
>Ugly Manlet virgin? No problem
>Autistic? No problem.

As long as you're white, you can make them cum with just your dick.

>>9548336
get to peacocking, chicks love that
wear a big hat or something and talk backwards
youll have ten chicks fighting for your two testicles by the end of the night

>>9547210
>I can no longer use the vaccum cleaner anymore
(You)

>>9548355
whats the point if you cant get with white girls

>>9548336
I suggest go to a nearby christian hangout or some lame activity and try chatting uncool/lame chicks

This weeks award for most NOT BIZ RELATED post goes to OP.

>>9547210
Reported and saged

>>9547259
I believe you, anon. But I also have to tell you that the person giving it was terrible if you have that opinion.

BJs are honestly better than sex but maybe I'm just not having good sex.