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AMD to 14 or I kill myself

>SJM
>PEP
>KO

Fuck it, opened up more bond calls. Looks solid, just gotta get out before dividends for TLT

>99.50

Will HMNY bottom out to .25 before rising or are we good for moon mission soon?

>>9543512
yeah
FED hasnt even pumped yet. this is just the bond boomers

huge buy orders rolling in on XOP again. this could be a good week on this

What are your thoughts on JD? Will it make another run towards $50 anytime soon or is it fucked?

>EGY
every time I look at it it goes 5% higher

>>9543482
I would really buy into BIDU guys. Easy 7% growth this week. And I feel safe about that. After I get that 7% I’m going to move my money back into either OKTA, SAIL, or combination of Tesla/Facebook/Apple

Also buy SHOP guise!

Pep basically at 100
Begin the apologizing

>>9543644
It's been getting bogged for two days now, how much further can it go?

>>9543634
EGY is love, EGY is life.

>>9543697
>>9543644
Yeah, that's a pretty big selloff. It'd be a fairly safe 5% swing trade IMO.

How me day trading style works:

You can call me price action trader.
Me look for support / resistance using volume profiles. Also look at orderflow! But can't chart order flow.

>1) Find previous rejection lines
>2)Find failed extension lines
>3)Find HVN / LVNS
>4)Find Key Gaps
>5) Minitor Offers / Bids
>6) isolate key orderflow levels!

Once all of these have been charted trading becomes easy:
Simply buy / sell nearest price action line depending on where open.

My worse days are "inside" days where price bounce between support and rejection.

How to trade my charts:
Easy! Treat charts like Programming If/Then statements

>If price goes above green line, long until next identified price action.

>If price goes below red line, short until next resistance.

Please ask questions if you have, am awful at explaining things, would like to make copy / paste explanation eventually.

>>9543634
Whenever I get mad at myself for not buying EGY weeks ago when it kept coming up in my screens, I remind myself that I'm a huge pussy and I would have sold it all for a quick 8% gain.

>>9543503
GET the rope ready anon

>USO/XOP calls jump up then immediately go back down

Wew lads, I'm on edge. Where we going today?

>>9543770
Interesting advice, thanks!
Can’t think of any questions because I don’t have a resource where I can active chart a graph other than MS Paint. But I essentially do the same thing in my head. My process is more or less like looking for points of support, look to see if EPS is increasing, if company is creating more value for itself, and if it’s unreasonably down.

>>9543770
>3)Find HVN / LVNS

Do you also focus on Points of Control? My explanation in the previous thread (http://boards.4chan.org/biz/thread/9533046#p9543393)) is probably off.

>>9543503
>>9543779
Don't worry, ST has a conservative $30 price estimate by the end of the week.

Here's this week's plan. Everything except the GLD calls were opened this morning.

>>9543784
dunno, its wild. but theres a lot of buying on both of those right now. makes sense people are taking profits, but if things stay green for a while, they could rock.

its important to remember these crazy swings are WHAT oil does when its ready to move. i dont think its gonna be another consolidation week

>>9543831
How come you're long gold?

the market depth chart on USO is fucking insane right now

>>9543885
(not disagreeing btw, just curious)

>>9543910
It's close enough to the resistance trend line that I had drawn. I figured between $120 and $122 it would reverse. It's more of a gamble than anything so I'm ok to go long this week. Plus the GLDen Knights are winning the cup, so there's no way GLD will let me down.

>>9543901
Bogs are really laying into USO right now

>>9543826
Hmmm
Never heard that term before thanks apparently they on chart...
but cant say was using PoCs!!

You more or less right however >.<
Will study PoCs relationships to HVN / LVNs more

PoC seems to be averaged HVN / LVN....

>>9544006
its building up its power. ask is stacked

I-Is it too late /smg/?

>>9544006
go look at the last daily candle before the last gap up on USO. youll see what i mean. oil goes through hell before it jumps. they push it down and accumulate HARD on it, then itll jump. its craziness

common cisco let me break even already.

>>9543770
Anon from last thread, thanks to you and to the helpful anon that gave me a preliminary to this chart.
Trying to wrap my head around your graph, it's beginning to look like a more advanced candlestick chart but I'm still left with questions that may or may not be retarded, mostly due to my lack of experience with options so bear with me:

>1) What do the blue and purple ends mean, are they an indicator for harder resistance points?
>2) In cases where the buy and sell volume cross, that's an indicator to take a large short level, right?
>3) What's that third graph on the bottom?

I'm really thankful for the information that you and >>9543826 have been providing, y'all my niggas and I'm happy to learn this convoluted shit

>>9543503

I heard Big5 has some climbing rope on sale.

I keep asking myself how much lower BIDU can go and I keep getting my answer

>>9544095
When you ask, the market answers.

>>9543770
didn't think you put any real thought into your charts, good job. I may start trading with them. If I make any money I'll send you some BTC. Guess I do have a question though, why is your short so low on the chart?

>>9544086
I might need some of that. I'm sitting on OTM BGFV calls.

>>9544095
this is what you get for investing heavily into chinese memes. you have to deal with chinese shitposts

>>9543987
Im with you here, I think its a good bargain right now we are at near 3 year lows

>>9543770
So is this basically a horizontal bar chart?

>>9543734
Well I just had an order for 40 BIDU fill at $240, I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

>>9544095

When did you buy? Floor looks like $230

>>9544153
for volume, yeah
the middle is the major price action and the outside edges are where your buy/sell triggers are

>>9544151
>tfw sold by BGNE bags during the first Chinese shitpost and missed out on a 30% run

Fugg

>>9544189
did they miss?

Comfy volcano footage to compliment your trading

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SN4ai47iNOE

>>9544189
I was about to call the police to have them do a welfare check kek. Earnings is a crapshoot for calls.

oil popping off lads

>>9544227
Right back at last night's prices. From here we go sideways for a bit then either run to up ~72.20 or down to ~71.30.

>>9544219
Thank you for this. I feel like cranking the heat up to 85 degrees and watching this on full screen all day.

>>9543825
Kek
Use TradingView ! It's free, a service like TV would have cost you $1k annually 10 years ago


>>9544077
No question retarded !
>blue / purple low volume areas
>not quite sure what you mean here. If you're talking about the second indicator, that's called ON BALANCE VOLUME ! The cross is arbitrary DESU sempai
>its [rs] rsi divergence candles, thenk of them as Sentiment Index, Green Up means buying pressure is high, light green up means buying pressure weakening

Fuck AMD. Fuck Su

>>9544252
yea, its making progress right now though, and thats all im looking for. that helps my XOP calls. i knew oil was gonna have some more action this week. i was looking at the charts and it seemed too high, but then i looked at previous oil runs, and this is just how retarded it gets sometimes. i guess saudis are really broke or something

>>9544299
I'm in the same position with calls on USO/XOP. I'm bullish on oil in the long run, but I'm nervous the recent hype around oil prices have caused it to be over bought and I'll get bogged on the correction. This week should be good though. Likely more sanctions on Iran and Venezuela hitting supply side, and US/China backing off from the trade war hitting demand side.

>>9544210
>>9544220
The market is irrational, so it'll moon!! R-right??

>>9544139
Kek
If you would have longed and sold where me chart says you would have already made nice profits today :P

>if I make any money I'll send you some BTC.
*gasps* !!! Really???? Me super poorfag, would love take any BTC
Atleast until have 20k in robinhood
Then me not need yo filthy handouts kek

>>9544155
Yep, definitely not a good thing, maybe I can dump it at $241 and come away with a small amount of profit before it keeps tanking.

>>9544189
>>9544344
Comfy !
Why did you go against the advice of your trusted smgfags and bet on a chink scam company ?

>>9544335
nah these oil guys are playing the long con here. buying up all the dips. they know where this is headed. the saudis AND opec bith said that oils gonna go up. so oils gonna go up. $70/barrel is small peanuts. they need dat cash. my calls are 89 days out but im only looking for this week for XOP. my USO calls are like a year and a half long so idgaf what it does in the meantime

>>9544344
at some point it will
i say the markets malicious though, and itll wait for the calls to expire

>>9544286
I'm still up over 30% on my AMD shares, what did you buy at?

>>9544286

You AMDfags never learn

Pavlov was wrong.

>>9544169
Ah. Her (his) autism makes more sense now.

STOP SELLING

Why do Stocks go down.

>>9544162
Bought in at the very end of Friday. Since it flatlined the whole day after it’s initial decline I figured there’s support kek

>>9544151
Confident that as long as I hold it will go back up. Just think it’s funny I didn’t make my “easy” 4% like I thought I would

The fuck happened?!?! I went to take a shit and came back and VTI was down .40! I'm going to hold my HPE puts, but actually holding stock is for the birds.

>>9544282
TradingView, whoa nice. Thanks Reluctantkneepadgirl-sama!

Which reminds me, short HPE everyone that's the play.

>>9544424
>“easy” 4%
i wish it was that easy

>>9544423
because selling

Every keeps going down! Where's the goddamn support?!

>>9544477
checked
but why tho?

>>9544522
I know fuck right,

Fucking Boomers

>Bought lmao1 share of GUSH when it was up 44%, didn't want to take a larger position in case I was buying at the top
>Up another 38% since then

God damn why didn't I gamble harder

oil n bonds or ur gon git bogged

You guys seeing that Solid Candle on the Daily?

>>9544525
Because they are a turd. All of their competition is better than them. Even if they beat they will most likely tank. Balance sheet and income statement don't look horrible but the guidance doesn't look great. My last play was AMAT and it looks quite similar to this. ER isn't until tomorrow after hours though.

$SNES

>>9544385
>>9544386
Do I panic sell or hold? I want to go shoot up meth at this point.
If I sell it will go up, if I don't it'll go down.
Fuck

>>9544562
What about GLD? Does the bogging ever stop?

>>9544584
Let's be serious comfy, what would be the point in selling them now? Might as well hold them and pray. As far as meth goes, baggie might be able to hook you up.

>>9544584
I wish I had some advice for you. You seem like a nice anon and I hope things work out.

>>9544584
Oh never mind you're talking about oil

>>9544584
You don't want meth right now, you want booze and oxys.

>>9544596
Gold hit bottom, looks to be reversing. Metals are a smart play

>>9544572
cool im gonna look into it
think this weeks gonna be a down week anyways, so thatll help

>>9544584
if theyre down 80% just HODL and think about what youve done

>>9544596
idk
ive been trying to watch treasuries and inflation and the dollar etc and compare the three, but i cant make any sense of whats going on right now. dollar keeps crushing, and nothing is really behaving the way it normally does in relation to each other. bonds look like theyre gonna get pumped though for sure

EGY is treating me really well right now

>>9544350
>Really?
no, probably not lol.

Good trade though.

>>9544618
this is correct

oh fug, why did I sell UAVS

If anybody needs some background entertainment on a rather slow /smg/ day. Check out ALT's ST page, I can feel the hope leaving that page and i'm absorbing all of it. So many people were conned.

>>9544584
Yeah
After refusing to cut losses, there is no reason to sell
Baghold it, and reflect on your sins

t. REGN and GILD bagholder

I stopped using Ustocktrade when they introduced T+3 trading, I got an email a while back saying they fucked up but I just never bothered, is it back to the old style of trading?

>>9544700
good.. let all them leave. Its very obvious someone is trying to scoop up shares, the company is doing better than people thought and the float and the outstanding share count is being reduced.. someone is buying these shares up and shaking out scared hands

>>9544692

>attempt to place buy for $2.85
>type .285 by mistake
>moons before I realized it.

>>9544584
Comfy, are you upset about selling bags that will cost you $300 dollars? On Friday, the bags I was holding cost me nearly $1000 USD. Get out while you can and learn from your mistakes.

>>9544748
kek nobody is leaving, they all have $3 averages. My guess is the price is being pushed down for a buyout. I think this stock is a dumpster fire and would never buy it. But it's getting pretty obvious some manipulation is going on. Almost everyday in the last 2 months has been a red day.

Bogs give WTI the strength to break 72

>>9544813
>I think this stock is a dumpster fire
the ol bait and switch... everyone was talking the same way with AMPE and look at how that turned out.. ALT has alot going for it and they have increasing revenues to keep them floating.. future dilution is minimum imo

There better not be another massive sell-off, I swear to god.

As soon as I saw this article I knew this stock was fucked.

>>9544583

>>9544830
just give it time
it might drop to below 70 again for no fucking reason before it moons to 80. just for gods sake dont use a stoploss on oil memes and youll be fine.

>>9544882
im praying for that flash crash. thats when things will actually get interesting imo. theyre gonna shake em all out and then show em how to squeeze. its gonna be hilarous

>>9543542
I've been shilling this for weeks. At this point it's 50% going to 2+dollars by end of June or 50% 0 by August. The product is great, the managment needs to hire someone to handle PR.

If it booms into the dollars it's gonna be worth 10-20 in a year or two. This is a long hold.

>>9544862
I've just seen how many bagholders it has created. the stock will probably be fine, but I don't think anyone will be surprised if things take a turn for the worst.

>>9544942
>This is a long hold.
naw
the RI is too high

>>9544942
And if it doesn't, I'll only be out $30.

>>9544882
>listening to a shill site

They all bought high. They aren't "loading up", they're averaging down.

>>9544994
Try 7.5% of my portfolio.

>>9545002

>>9544947
>I don't think anyone will be surprised if things take a turn for the worst.
me neither.. i kinda think most of the worst has happend.. but right when you think that is usually when another big worst happens lol

>>9545002
>>9545020

fuck wrong one

>>9545002
>buying hmny shares
Have you ever heard of a company called Snapchat and GoPro? Oh another great company called Fitbit. These are all great investments that millennials love and they have all worked out great. Load up anon!

>>9544882
>millennials are the only only demographic that watches movies
>they don't know shit about movies!

Are we still shorting 20+ year treasuries or is that a disaster waiting to happen

>>9545002
exactly this
this was leddit: the stock
wall street knows this and is gonna chew em up, steal their shares and then do the squeeze themselves

im in for the squeeze, but have no illusion of the company making any sort of comeback.

>>9545033
kek
i love these stats.

comfy are you still recording the RI on these stocks? if we get a couple days worth of them we can start to plot the FF and get a real read on how gay/hetero the bulls on HMNY are

The bogs are getting to me. I'm going to just sit here and think about what I've done. Plenty of time for things to move. Need to go pick up lunch.

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having a chicken taco salad and I'm a little down but that's fine TLT gave me blue balls though.

>>9543770
Wow
you were spot on!

>>9545049
yeah ive been long since last week desu
i think the FEDs gonna pump em and boomers are gonna come back

>>9545019
>7.5%
Those are some serious balls, dude. HMNY's only 0.13% of mine.

>>9545042

Do you even trade? HMNY is excellent for trading; No one here is suggesting to park retirement funds in it.

please kill yourself

>>9545059
When I gamble 7 grand on becoming 35 grand of squat. I'm gambling, when I spin a roulette wheel I also psyche myself up for it landing on my fortress of chips. I don't get the whole bull vs bear chicanery on penny stocks. You know what you are getting into.

>>9545059
>this was leddit: the stock
Exactly, and I hope wall street manipulates the shit out of it to ruin it's bagholders.

>>9545065
The cafeteria you eat at is too notch.

>>9545081
thanks newfag

What calls should I buy on TLT

>>9545062
yeah the markets acting really indecisive right now.

>>9545088
yea i feel ya. i got a small stake in it. i just dont buy it as a longterm thing. should be interesting this month though

>>9545093
its literally their job

>>9545019
I can understand buying at a 5 year low but are you betting it’ll make another swing to $20? What’s your exit point? How long do you plane to hodl?

>>9545104
i like to buy ATM on those

>>9545110
Forgot chart.

>>9545065

>>9545065
damn man that shit looks good, i just had a hoho and this shit is making me hungry

>>9545095
i know right? wtf

>>9545065
Beef jerky and Gatorade. PED is tickling my scrotum but won’t reach my limit. If it does I’ll be up 10% for the month.

On the one hand I'm happy oil keeps going up
On the other, I'm starting to think it won't dip for a day so I can double down

>>9545065
Thank god, I needed this today. Dealing with too many brainlets.

>>9545065
Lunch bro never disappoints. How you feeling compared to last week?

>>9545152
it wont
look at historical charts of how oil runs. it goes straight up. and when it goes down, it goes straight down

>>9545118
118 for June 1 maybe? Never traded many calls before but I know you can get seriously burned

>>9545182
no go way further out. like 3 months at least for a one week trade imo

>>9545182
and i think the 117s are the best bet

>>9545095
The really good one is closing too, but yea they make nice stuff

>>9545142
Nice work, that's great to hear!

>>9545154
<3

>>9545169
I feel wonderful, got a full 8 hours of sleep and I'm back at the gym at full power on my usual schedule. The romaine warning was lifted so I'm eating salads again.

>>9545110
Based on its market cap and constant dilution, 20 dollarydoos is crazy. I am betting on 10-15 dollars in two years. Once it hits 4 dollars I will look at it every dollar and decide whether to exit or stay based on whatever information I have. If I'm gonna enter something this risky, the minimum return I will leave with is 6x my initial investment. If you want to trade short term like a wiener, be careful you don't get caught shorting when news drops. It could easily shoot to a dollar before it dies, if it does.

>>9545154
Based Junior posted.

Free tips BZUN just dropped after a huge spike, but today and within a few weeks you will get a couple percent. Look them up for yourself but this shit is a good growth investment.

SDRL looks like its getting bogged in spite of oils bullrun. thats gotta be a sell signal

>>9545065

looks tasty

>>9545296
It's now a RH top 100 stock, that is pretty much the kiss of death. I highly doubt oil even has any bearing on this stock seeing how it's completely propped up by daytraders.

>>9545253
Just asking. I have no desire trade it.

>>9545280
>BZUN
i dont think chinese memes are gonna be good for this week with trade fears. youre gonna get shitposted on in the near term

>>9545319
exactly. its retardation index is pointing to the fact that nearly everyone who doesnt trade on robinhood has left already. im telling you guys, the retardation index, and its first derivative (the faggotry flow) are going to be invaluable indicators on when to slip in and out of memes

>>9545296
>>9545319
Look at the companies overall share holders, it's top 100 robinhood AND more than 50% retail trader held.
GTFO

>>9545349
Where can I find charts of said index?
Also
>people risk real money on stocks that RH shills
Why?

>>9545349
Called off the trade war, it won't drop more than another 50 cents, sounds like the perfect time to pick up cheap shares. I suppose I forgot the golden rule: buy high sell low.

>>9545349
>the retardation index
>the faggotry flow
I'm going to have to study this more on investopedia.

>>9545349
>>9545361
Cashed out this last Friday. Everyone do the same please, for the love of our Lord get out while you still made a profit. Hopefully no one FOMO’d into it at the high.

>>9545371
What’s the RH mean? What is that?

>>9545065
Broccoli & carrots 2day

>>9545373
>Called off the trade war
sounds like shitpost incoming

>>9545371
comfys recording them i think.

>>9545361
you are, arent you? i would, but i dont have access to those RH stats

>>9545383
the equation is in the other thread a few days ago. its RH traders divided by total market cap. the first derivative shows the acceleration of fags into and out of a stock

>>9545403
im short as fuck on em no worries

>>9545330
Well considering I outright refer to it as gambling, I'm not here to convince ya. If anything I don't want people treating it like a 100% moon mission and dropping their life savings in it.

>>9545319
>>9545371
>>9545383
I think I accidentally deleted the spreadsheet I had of the total Retardation Index, I have a faster way of doing it now though so I'll post the whole list in one sec

SDRL dump!

I really wish I got on WWE before there Saudi Arabia deal.

Stock has gone from $40 to 54 in a month. Fuck me man.

>>9545433
sick
once we get like a week of data we can plot the FF and then we can start trading memes with confidence.

>>9545433
Looking forward to it.

>>9545431
Do I reserve the right to come back and "shitpost" in a month when I come back with 10% gains?

>>9545428
Robinhood

>>9545484
absolutely, my fren

this is the point

>>9545432
Well gambling is the wrong word. I’m more interested in the amount of time you’re willing to wait for your rate of return.
In other words, if you’re waiting for a couple of years then it seems like you could make more with that money, but if you’re thinking the beginning of the year then that makes more sense.
Looking at the chart it seems to moon every couple of years.

>>9545484
The only reason we all come here is to make fun of anons that lose money and relentlessly gloat when we make money.

I bought into Ford.

I suspect they're gonna kill it over the next couple of years.

>>9545557
I come here for you guys

>>9544583

excellent call lad. wish I put more in

>>9545557
It’s for the (you)s. It’s the 4chan version of leddit gold.

>>9545575
That's so sweet, I love you too.

all in SDRL
what a time to be alive

>>9545569
fun fact: if you've owned 100 shares of $F for at least six months, they give you a discount on buying a new car

>>9545542
If you had to break it down mathematically. 3.5x per year on gambles. I keep 85% of my shit fairly safe, it only makes 2-20% a year typically, excluding this last year. I have fun with 3-4 dice rolls a year.

>>9545627
>fun fact: if you've owned 100 shares of $F for at least six months, they give you a discount on buying a new car
source

>>9545575

>>9545641
That feels like one of those things you could just google m8

>>9545627
Yeah but you have to buy a Ford. That's not enough incentive.

>>9545593

don't sell just yet, it's going to run some more

KHC, SJM, SDRL

WHAT do i take out 2k in credit card debt to deep dive into, /biz/

>>9545635
I gotcha. I’m just trying to get a feel for the different strategies. Right now I swing trade so long term holds seem strange to me.

>>9545627
>>9545641
nvm found it

https://thecollegeinvestor.com/17179/companies-that-give-shareholders-perks-and-rewards/

word on the street (source is roger stone who spoke to larry kudlow) that they're going to release the quarterly numbers soon and the us economy is growing at a little over 4% right now

who /bullish/ here

>>9545627
Really?
Me was wonder why companies don't give more incentives stock holders

Like everyone who own HMNY should get free month Movie Pass XD

>>9545593
kek i though he was joking. didnt think there was a super nintendo stock

>>9545656
i wouldnt mind an older truck of theirs but their new shits garbage

>>9545671
dont go into SDRL anon. youre gonna get bogged

>>9545717
GUNNA GET MY JAM ON I GUESS

>>9545701
>Like everyone who own HMNY should get free month Movie Pass
kek, that would BK them in a month rather than a year as expected,

>>9545657

How much?

>>9545701
HMNY is not in the position to be giving ANYTHING out. theyre broker than most college students

>Look at EGY again
>It goes 5% Higher

I know If I buy it will crash on me.

>>9545725
thats a lot safer. especially if youre gambling on borrowed money too

>>9545738
yeah, dont trade like that

>>9545674
Honestly, swing trading is fun. But in your own interest, if you have over 20k invested put half of it in safe shit with high dividends. It really helps balance out those lucklaster or bad days/months. 7k GAIN made me like 400 bucks in dividends and increased in value by 1/3 this year. Try to diversify as much as you are willing and find a combination of safe-average-and high risk investments that compliment you. Don't do any single thing.

>>9545733

I think we'll see $1.20, maybe more

>>9545738
yeah.. you aren't supposed to buy things when they are up.. you should buy when down.. like ALT

Sick, I had time at lunch to listen to the /smg/ podcast and I got a shout-out by (Comfy)!

Also looks like TLT and SLV are coiling up, nice

Canadian markets close due to holiday. OTC tickers are continuing Friday's breakout. In the past, OTC being well in the green on Canadian holiday translated to continued green on the following day on main market.

Watching Tetra Bio Pharma, Future Farm Technologies, and CRON for breakouts and bullish continuation. CRON is uplisting to TSX main exchange on Wednesday (uplist from tsx venture exchange). Namaste Technologies also looks good but is being held back by timing on pending sales license get. Sales license could come as early as Friday.

>>9545622

who /$wwe/ here

>>9545575
I lurk more than I post out of fear of being money-autistic, but there's a soft spot in my heart for this general on biz. I hope mexican is doing ok.

> BIDU down 4.26% after -10% friday trading day due to exec leaving costing BIDU around 10 billion dollars
> MU is eternal beastmode going forward, 78% call volume versus 22% put volume; 1:30 EST sanjay's eyes glow and reveals power level of company
> SND ?????? lol idk XD

i trade primarily on stocktwit outlook and news globally and on the company, being a brainlet is suffering

>>9545767
I see. Right now I’m playing with a small portfolio to learn with. Hopefully next year I can start investing more. Thanks.

Here's a link to live volcano eruption to watch if the market's fucking with you. It's like watching a fountain of fire. Pretty cool to be quite honest with you. What a time to be alive!

>>9545820
Do we know what happened to him? He disappeared when I was passed out with the flu

Pfizer is a good long-term investment at the moment.

They won a pretty massive exclusivity agreement in China and a couple of their higher potential products just won FDA approval.

>>9545845
Forgive my fuck up, here's the real link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnUr5bhWrBc

>>9545829
Try to soak up as much knowledge as you can, even when small don't go in on something more than 10% (unless we are talking like sub 2k), and don't let /biz/ meme you into losing all your money.

I unironically when all in on ALT Right now.
Someone kill me.

>>9545808
I think the show has been unwatchable for years.
The wwe network was probably much needed income for them as they are having trouble even selling out arenas now.

>>9545820
>>9545846
im pretty sure illegal alien is still here, just not tripping. i see him post the same pictures every once in a while

>>9545864
its raining outside right now and i find this video relaxing

>>9545868
Please share with us what in your brain made you decide, "Yeah this is a good idea" let us know for science at the very least.

Looks like the bulls are back in town

Plus HON had it's record date Friday, so I can sell it finally

>EGY

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IT DOESN'T STOP

>>9545868
stand still, ill make it quick

>>9545920
Just buy in so it will be over with and start dumping.

>>9545907
It hit a new low.

Here's the top 30 RI index this week.
Truly a sight to behold

>>9545789
There’s a /smg/ podcast?

>>9545864
I’m so glad this happened in my lifetime. Just wish I could’ve been there to see it. I love crazy weather and natural disasters. I’ve been wanting to storm chase in central Kansa after being there a few days a couple of years ago. Whenever I have the funds I have no time, whenever I have the time I have no funds.
>>9545867
I have $200 lol. Started with $45 and turned that into $170 at its peak. Lost 30% in March/April. Just deposited $100 more. Gonna keep increasing my portfolio slowly till I get used to it.

>>9545907
why wouldn't you buy it?

>>9545944
That doesn't justify going all in on a penny stock. Dropping some money into it because of a new low is fine, might as well deal with shitcoins if you are going to flat out gamble.

>>9545968
>That doesn't justify going all in on a penny stock.
for most people it does

>>9545954
What’s your formula for calculating this?

>>9545968
But I do gamble with shitcoins. But for real, if your gonna gamble, diversity it.

>>9545955
Search "Comfy Chan" on YouTube, he just started last week so there's only like two short episodes. It's pretty humorous, and I enjoy it

>>9546007
Thanks!

>>9545921
>tfw no bazooka-toting Japanese gf with a bandolier of bullets strapped across her chest.
It hurts.

>>9545954
looks a lot like all the crap that is shilled here nonstop...

SENESTECH INC is up to 1.22.

Sell now or do you think it will go even higher?

tfw i can only take out 500 dollars from credit a day so im buying jam and kraft TOMORROW

>>9546000
It's just marketcap/# of robinhood users. It's not scientific at all, it's a joke index. The higher % of shareholders being robinhood users makes it more likely the company is retarded. Because robinhood users are retarded.
I wish I could look @ total equity owned by RH users, but # is the best publicly available number

>>9546049
You can call in and get it extended so fucking easy.

>>9545884
>>9545820
>>9545846
Still here.
I go on and off SMG

>>9546060
i just did and she was like 'thats your limit' i was like, uh that sucks, she was like yeah. have a good one. ill call back lol

>>9546003
You absolute madman, you're ballsy as hell holding that much monopoly money. But in all seriousness, hopefully it works out for you.

>>9546049
would've been a better picture if you wrote SNAP shares on side of box

>>9546072
Christ if a bank acted that way to me I would swap the entire account within the day.

>>9546003
hey give me one ETH so i can turn it into jam ty

>>9546095
kek, i'm sure someone can muster that up

>>9546049
>damaged bottom
me irl

>>9546043
who ever keeps buying these 100% have some serious balls.

I would say take profits and run.
Or it could turn into another EGY and just keep going or crash like CARV

So time to buy more LMT or WTI?

Pic related, overall %'s

>>9546097
rbc 4 u

>>9545887
>>9545955
That liquid fire fountain is probably the coolest thing I'll ever see, and I've done all kinds of drugs.

>>9546049
If somebody shops this with SNAP on the box, i'll post it on the ST page to ruffle the feathers of hipster normies.

>>9546113
Nah, I'm gonna keep it.

I researched their product and it looks pretty good.

At most, if it crashes I'm out 30 bucks. And if it shoots up then I made a massive profit.

>>9546043
>SNES

I tried to get you fags in the .70's and I think only one of you actually listened

So when the market crash comes in September/October, are there bonds or something I can hold that won't absolutely tank?
Or are we just buying calls on SLV?

>>9545944
sometimes they hit new lows for reasons

>>9546026
right? shes a qt3.14. it looks like the bazooka is about to fire HER

>>9546118
dunno too much about LMT but any oil company thats not SDRL is a buy right now. definitely getting another leg up in oil and soon. just buy in in smaller lots as oil will consolidate for a while before moving sometimes

>>9546069
I thought I'd be having to type "LegalResident" :^)

>>9546152
If you KNOW it's gonna crash withdraw it all, and several days after the crash throw everything at Walmart dollar general and gold.

>>9546135
I had runners like these in the past.
I feel too smug about my 40% gain and just never sell, until it turns red on me and sell at a 10% loss,

>>9546054
Honestly I think it’s really clever. Public knowledge usually signals a drop in a stock right? Being able to track that and get out before the flood of normie retail investors seems like a great advantage.

>>9546118
Forget LMT, HII is the defense stock to break out

my calls are up 12% since last week and there's lots more room

>>9546121
its wild
wanna do acid and go to a volcano rave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTsFhKPDCuU

>>9546173
Hey Ilegal, you're still alive? I thought you either got deported or got ran over on your motorcycle. How you been?

>>9546173

This thing isn't turning red today. It's not a P&D - (There's a legitimate news) and shorts are running for their lives.

Monday
time for drinking

we were supposed to go below 2700 so I could buy

>>9546097
lol rip imanna send the next 500 at midnight and put everything into a bunch of bullshit cause whatever im already working fulltime and have no prospects

I've lost 4% on the day. I was down like 10% at one point, but it looks like GLD is recovering, and the only thing that's fucking me hard is China. I guess I can take comfort know China is getting fucked even if I'm getting fucked with it.

>>9546173
i do this way too much. especially with options

>>9543482
E N E R G Y S T O C K S

>>9546296
yeah but the dollar hasnt showed any sign of slowing down though. another gap up might smash it again. my SLV calls worked though, for whatever reason. libertarianism strikes again

>>9546195
kek, I'm seriously keep wanting to move to Mexico because of the Cost of living is like 70% less. But friends and family keep telling me to stay.
been too lazy to lube up my chain to ride my motorcycle, I'll be crashing it again soon.

but yeah, watching these Mexican elections to see how they turn out.

>>9546296
Buying Gold is communism
Expect it to go back to 1100 and all Goldbug to lose their tendies

>>9546324
i know i was trying to tell everyone XLE is gonna be tight this week

>>9546324

fuck off

>>9546340
it's tough year or two ahead for gold because dollar will push it down

>>9546349
why not? theyre booming. if oil stays up, theyll totally run

>>9546346
We got XOP, is XLE going to be even better?

>>9546360
yup
crash HARD
then moon

>>9546366
its more diverse. and more expensive. if oil falls a little XLE has all the other alt energy stocks too. it seems safe as fuck if oil doesnt outright CRASH

>>9546366
>>9546388
im legitimately gonna put down like 1k in calls on it tomorrow, or whenever it dips. hold for the week

>>9546241
Opportunities will always come if you don't give up. Keep at it; not everyone who works hard succeeds, but everyone who succeeds worked hard.

>>9546340
Wait are millennial women not dropping trough when you give them gold shaped into different shapes or something?

>>9546360

>>9546423
delete this
The only Gold is Golden Bulls

>>9546423
No, now it's adderall or blow.

have you goyim bought CORN yet?
$100 EoY

>>9546452
gold soaks panties, its a fact

Every School boys favorite snack!
Buy SJM today!

>>9546441

>>9546469
Lol
3 cigarettes and 20mg Adderall was my lunch today (and every day)

>>9546498
>SJM
FUCK IM GUNNA MISS SMUCKERS BECAUSE MY BANK IS A COCKLORD ONE LIKE ONE RESPECT

>>9546340
>mfw gold is going to be used for space travel
>mfw alien life forms left humans on earth to mine gold
>mfw ancient civilizations where fascinated by gold to keep mindlessly mineing it
>mfw the aliens that left us humans here to mine it will be back to grab us and thank us
>mfw when i came up with the one day when i super high on cocaine

>>9546340
IM DOWN w communism comrade

>>9546536
>mfw he not know gold be mined from virtually any rock using gmo bacteria

Holy shit SDRL 7/20 puts are getting some crazy volume and bids. It's pretty much free money at this point to short it. For those of you who haven't shorted yet, do it.

>>9546531
dont worry, it will more than likely be thew same price all week

>>9546407
im trying real hard. working 44 hours a week of manual labor has got me bugging, is all. beyond that im doing rev transcription on the weekends to make extra money as they pay out each money. but im still huge in the whole and maxing out this super new credit card lol

im smart im just also an autistic idiot and i got manipulated pretty hard by loved ones, beyond that ive been so nihilistic for the last 2 years ive been financially stupid as hell. working my buns off to change that but once youve made your bed theres not much to do but sleep in it ya kno?

>>9546536
Aliens will just stick a big straw in the mantle and suck up all the liquid gold gfrom the core

>>9546586
I LOST AN ENTIRE DOLLAR FUCK THAT

>+12%

>>9546575
ugh me cashed out of SDRL @ .65 but you making me want buy back in

>>9546575
I got a bunch of 6/15 puts when I sold my shares last week.

I rode this thing up and I'm gonna ride it back down

stops shook out on SNES, next run up coming

>>9546575
put her down!

>>9546571
??

>>9546536
Bro, I hope all your investments moon so you can buy your boat and you can come down to Panama. We'd have the best converstations all while having Colombian/Venezulean bitches at our sides.

>>9546640
SDRL ST page is starting to shill SNES, be careful.

>>9546613
Try TAP or GIS
cheaper, so you could buy 2 instead of 1 smucker
GIS and Smuckers both are doing the pet food meme

Jeez, JCP is stupid cheap but looks like it'll go lower. AMZN must have thought about buying this company because the entire total of the existing stock is 700 million max, they could even simply sell its own stock into the market to raise the capital and then pull the trigger. Huge issue is 80% insiders holding stock though.

Amazon has been considering making physical stores, they could go in switch up the signs ship in product and good to go.

Hey should I buy Container Of Rural White People before earnings? Somebody was recommending it yesterday

>>9546662

Why is that bad? Stocktwats FOMO'ing is going to drive the price up more.

>>9546655
i love columbia, this sounds like a good time
>>9546667
i will. i gotta wait till i can put 1000 into my questtrade in order to start buying though. so im out of the market for a bit. for the best lol im being so impulsive with this jazz im not even investing money im investing debt

>>9546655
>Bro, I hope all your investments moon so you can buy your boat and you can come down to Panama
its in my list of things to do. This swinger couple my gf and i used to play with went down to panama said they had good coke and good hookers.. been wanting to go ever since

>>9546655
>>9546536
goddamnit i wanna move to central america

>>9546697
That's true, but everyone on ST loses money, and when they notice a stock, it's usually over shortly after. Kind of like the RH top 100. Although you are ahead of the game on that one, so i'm sure you will be fine.

Just started to buy Kraft Heinz

>>9546655
>>9546721

My dubs confirmed it.

get on the bond train.
or maybe its a bond escalator?

>>9546653
it called biomining

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biomining

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/04/170428093915.htm

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3367458/

>>9546536
>Using all that technology to make humans, who take millions of years to mine gold
>When you could just use some simple nuclear decay on random junk (like starship fuel) to get it in quantitative known amounts

I hope the aliens arnt that retarded

>>9546732

hmmmmmm good point. I still think it's going to have one more run it in, with them FOMO'ing along the way. Then I sell.

maybe ill go become an escort in central america, seems more profitable than investing into HMNY
>>9546738
im buying

>>9546752
>>9546725
>>9546719
/smg/ in panama when? we will all crash at panama bros house and get there on bagholders dime

>>9546683
God damnit, how did I miss this. However, I never buy calls before earnings for obvious reasons, only puts.

do i buy hmny now or wait for .30?

>>9546783
>Kraft Heinz
idk, 20 shares of kraft tomorrow? and a handful of smuckers

>>9546683
Yeah every time I've ever been in one the place was packed. Combine that with more rural white people having disposable cash, and you've got a recipe for earnings beat.

>>9546790
Yes go all in.

>>9546683

obviously but you should have bought yesterday at the low or this morning. it's already up over 2% today

RISE AND SHINE MR BEAR

>>9546790
Been Trading HMNY between .63 and .70

Could break out because of all the hype and massive short positions.

It's basically Boomers Shorting and Millennials pumping.

>>9546846
>It's basically Boomers Shorting and Millennials pumping.
Guess which group has more money?

>>9546798
Kraft, smuckers, Cambells were bought today by me
and clorox

Cambells makes all the Pasta sauces

>>9546871
cambells is the one i forgot. im buying cambells too. im buying it all a 12am pst so im hoping today nothing fluctuates so much

>>9546829
NONONONONO

>>9546887
theres also MKC, TWNK, and FLO
watch these as well

>just doubled down, so it's going to drop again
Really wish I never sold when I bought it at 1.90 for 2.5 a piece
I need to learn to just hold

>>9546846

yeah but at what point is the upside risk just too hard to ignore and you have to put some money in? .60? .50? lower?

>Teekay Tankers
Wheres the bottom?

>>9546901
fuck i love mustard so much. im so cranky. i had so much capital to invest and nows the time to do it but i wasted it all getting scammed by friends and now im missing a big oll opporitunity. ill try to get as much in as i can but if i was able to invest 10k right now opposed to 1k in 12 hours id be a lot happier.

I'm guessing we're going to see continued growth in this market as we approach the Kim/Trump summit, then on the 12th and 13th we're going to have the fed shit post. This seems to me to be a classic game of buy the hype sell the news. Stay long in equities till the middle of next week, and then GTFO.

>>9546948
Why would anyone buy that shit, Anyway the end game is its delisted

>>9546536
thats pretty much ancient astronaut theory dude

will the aliens buy my gold bags when they return?

>>9546948
lel. This piece of shit used to be $23.

>>9547002
They only pay in space cash.

>>9546948
Literally who?

What puts should I buy on SRDL

>>9547047
I bought both 6/15 and 7/20 0.50 puts

>>9547047
buy me a burrito squeeze my titties and validate me

>>9547047
oh my bad this is also a meme

Man if oil breaks out im totally going to exercise these cheap calls on uso I bought awhile ago.

>>9546923
My thinking is that HMNY is authorized to sell 300 million in shares because it's aware of the Massive short positions Once it pops they will crash it themselves, I'll be gone by then.

Alright heading to Rite Aid to pick up some Gin and to see what Consumer goods are selling
Be back for power hour

>>9547115

price target?

Damn you're all literally crazy. I mean yeah I think Oil will peak around the 4th of july, but if you think Seadrill is going to correct that low that quickly when the price of oil hasn't fully come down, I've got bad news for you. Once oil peaks it's going to be a slow sideways market for a while, and those seadrill puts aren't going to be profitable if you just buy and hold them, but what do I know. Anybody who listens to me is going to lose money.

>>9547143
you are an alcoholic.. druggies and alcoholics aren't welcome here

>>9547169
actually successful ones are


me on the other hand, l lo l am iiii rite

>>9547144
I'll be selling anything above 2 dollars.

>>9547169
stfu, its literally impossible to trade completely sober

>>9547143
>just gin
common, you gotta diversify yourself

>>9547189

hmm, by when do you expect a move from current levels?

Jesus fuck, could of doubled my money if I staid on EGY.

This could be going to 3.50

>>9547159
You may be right, but puts are very cheap on them to begin with and this stock has no actual value other than daytrading. I would be shocked if it even takes until june 1st for this turd to sink.

>>9547200
gin is delicious.

take this drink, replace gross green apple vodka with gin, and actual green apple, cut out the sour mix. good drink. ty.

Wow, will it actually be a red day for nasdaq?

>>9547218
It will be a while, a month from now. Meanwhile I'll be range trading it.

RISE AND SHINE MR BEAR

RISE AND SHINE

wheres the new thread

>>9546592
If you are under 50 your bed isn't made. You can cry when your arms break and your back gives out, but that has not happened yet. I'm an Financial Rep, the average person 18-30 saves less than 3% of their income. Others are not where you think they are. If you try hard and play the game smart, you will be fine. If you can save 15-20% of your income, regardless of what that is, you will have opportunities. Don't fuck it all away.

can we start bashing AMD yet?

>>9547280
>trade war on hold!
>ends red anyway

>>9547237
I just have wild turkey 101 on the rocks topped with disarono

>>9547295
Dude, we are definitely testing the 200 again soon

PSTG Short or Long?
I think they are gonna miss hard due to being jewed by MU and the other semis for flash storage.

>>9547314
I never stopped

Fuck this gay market.

>>9547313

this is great advice. the majority of people are paycheck to paycheck, so even if you are 50 as long as you can get a job you're not behind, you're just at the same level. anything above that is meaningful, especially if you go hard and leave them behind in your frugal/investing ways

>>9547313
i fucked 50k away and have 15k in debt. i make 16 dollars an hour and work 40 hours a week give or take, sometimes getting minimal ot between half an hour and four hours. im trying, i really am. but an opportunity of a lifetime just passed me by, thats the 5th this month. im pissing opportunity away so fast lol. i gotta figure out if i wanna keep pissing my time, and physical (also mental) health away doing labor hoping i can save some of it (65% of my income goes towards rent right now, i need to find a better living situation too) or going back to school. maybe changing my field. licenced therapists can make 70k a year.

i dunno. im such a fuck, i cant get over what i fucked away already and because im dwelling on it im fucking even more away, yknow? its a feedback loop


lol sorry this is such a comment

>>9547349

fresh bread

>>9547402
>>9547402
>>9547402
>>9547402

>>9547314
GTX 1180 OAGMAGAHGIDRAU
>>9547316
id love to share a glass

>>9547410

>>9547374
I was a fucking Jew in school. I was the kid selling pencils for a dollar to the kid who forgot his, or who would skip lunch to pocket the money. The only way to make it is to play long and smart. People have different starting points, and luck is definitely a factor, but the most important thing is how much you put in, and that also happens to be the only thing you control.

>>9547237
Sour mix is just code for 4 quarter of a slices lemon or lime

Only plebs use actual bottled "sour mix"

Also a tall glass of Port is the best simple drink to drink, imo

>>9547391
Decide what you want, get motivated, and then make it happen. If you have debt restructure it. I'm not gonna advertise myself on 4 chan, but find an insurance firm like Guardian that can help you restructure your debt and negotiate it at potential lower rates. If your in the general later, we can keep talking, but this thread is on deaths door and I'm working.

>>9547449
i love just a bit of lime zest. but back in the days when i was trying to be 'healthy' i used to drink vodka, water and lime juice. lots of lime juice. lol

>>9547505
have a good shift! im repaying student loans at a pretty decently high interest rate, ill restructure those before the 30th for sure. cheers for the advice and taking my austism without issue

>>9547531
I'm gonna find you later, be in the thread in like two hours, the code word to find you is cherryboy.