/biz/ - Business & Finance

Cayman? Poor cunt, 911 targa only

Also stop using more than ~3% of your net worth on a car like fucking niggers.

engine belongs in the ass though

>>9526346
yeah if you want to live in a permanent mid life crisis. get a real car you pajeet

>>9526358
It doesn't matter, literally all Porsches are great cars. What Porsche you purchase should be dictated by your net worth.

>>9526346
im starting to think all of these anti-car shills simply cant drive and/or dont have their licence

>>9526383
Why are you spending 90% of yours on a cayman then?

>>9526387
There are very few anti-car shills here. Most anons are simply ridiculing retards with $200k net worth buying new $60k cars.
>>9526402
>90%
>projecting

>>9526346
Lmao yeah spend $$$$ on a car which sounds like a wet fart.

NA v12 or fuck off .

>>9526381
this is a proper cryptogains car.

>>9526412
This is one of the most pleb looking cars I laid my eyes upon. Second only to Nissan GTR.

>>9526358
Cayman is mid-engined. Some people prefer it.

>>9526437
Stupid chinkmobile

Reminder that if you're using your crypto gains to buy a car, you're literally a nigger-tier pleb.

>>9526346
i probably have more crypto $$ than majority of the people in this thread, but rather just buy a bmw m3 2012 or something used for 10-15k.

>>9526346

I got the young mans sports car.

not realising some of the exotics/youngtimers/oldtimers gain value over time.

Stuppind niggers

Absolute state of /biz

>>9526346
Reminder that people who made it generally have the freedom to stop caring about other people’s opinions

>>9527331
Good luck guessing which exotic it will be. There is no way to predict it

Balding Boomer detected

>>9526346
> not buying an used Toyota and ride it till it dies
never going to make it

If it’s not a convertible I don’t want it go Targa or boxter

>>9527824
I’d rather walk than have to face the interior of these soulless boxes for idiot poor people

>>9527331
None of these new Porsches will rise in value unless you’re buying limited editions.
You’re an ignorant pleb, enjoy ur 60% depreciation in 7years.

>>9526412
nice hotwheels car

>investing in a depreciating asset

I‘m gonna buy pic related soon

>>9527860
Yep that’s why I don’t use seasoning and just boil all my food why taste food when you can just eat it, also I don’t buy shoes what’s the point they just go bad.

>>9527860
>ctrl+f
>investing
>1 result
hmmm

>>9527877
is this a meme? I constantly see people liking these old mercedes models
they're ugly as fuck

>>9527860
yea live like a hobo and invest in crypto only. greed makes morons blind

>Not buying a cute japanese Boi

>>9527898
Homo with no taste detected, go buy that Multipla or PT cruiser, nigger.

>>9527331
Good luck gaining value on these caymans and 2 series lmfao

>>9526346
Am I the only one that would buy this??
Would only ever buy a porsche if I was filthy fucking rich and it was just one of my many cars.

>>9527877
nice taste

>>9527907
No taste, let me guess you’d probably buy a Tesla if you could

>>9527888
>comparing things you need to live with an exercise excessive luxury that you can’t responssbly afford

Nigger, you would spend 40% of your net worth on season for ur food would you?
That’s how dumb ur comparison is.

Nobody gives a fuck if you’re buying a 100k car as long as you’re worth at least 3million. Otherwise it’s dumb.

>>9527910

>>9526346

if u buy anything other than a 2nd hand japanese shitbox ure wasting your money on literally the worst investment you can make because cars depreciate faster than any asset in the world

>>9527912
U-G-L-Y
I remember even back in my childhood when these were common I didn't like them.
late '70 to early '90 was the absolute worst time when it comes to car designs

>>9527929
>caring about depreciation of a miniscule fraction of your assets

>>9527934
The shittaste cant be any worse

>>9526346
>getting any other porsche than a 991.2 GT3 RS

>>9526346
>buying the 718 instead of the 2016 NA flat6

>>9527946
yeah yeah whatever. only positive thing I can say about them is that they were pretty reliable even in the multiple hundred thousands

>selling an appreciative asset to buy a depreciative asset

>>9527934
This

>>9527729
Yes there is. I'm living comfortably just by flipping 2-3 exotics a year. Not driving them, just selling them after a year or when its really hot I sell them imidietelly.

With upcoming new Euro regulations You can't do wrong with naturally aspired engine. No turbos, no hybrid powertrain. These are the cars that are valued by true enthusiasts. (ofc there are exceptions)

>>9527854
And who says im expecting value gain by normal cayman? Read and use Your brain.

>>9527914
another stupid nigger.

>>9527925
Stay poor shoes wearer

>>9527877
Hurry up then. Pristine pieces are worth 250k USD and raising.

>>9527934
>late '70 to early '90 was the absolute worst time when it comes to car designs
Sounds like a very homosexual opinion

>>9528002
>he doesnt know GT3 (25%) and GT3 RS (40+%) can be sold for more than they are worth, used.

>>9526436
literally thought it was a 2010 corolla from the thumbnail

>>9528152
New Mercedes cars look like absolute shit. Unreliable pieces of plastic shit.

>>9528152
kek

€33k

Shall i do it lads?

>>9528237
Sorry but You have to be braindead, suicidal or retarded to get W220. There is so much wrong with this generation.

>>9526412
the front looks like a chrysler

>>9528237
No, W220 is a turd like >>9528274 said.
Get a nice W124 or W140 or W202.

>>9527929
cars depreciate faster than white women and thats saying a lot

>>9528237
Or a nice w126 560SEL/SEC

>>9528274
>>9528304
>>9528318
what the fuck are all these codenames i just need a simple yes or no

>>9527916
same...4runner trd pro, landcruiser, lexus 460/570
then mod it with steel bumpers, roof rack, winch, rear swing gate, beefy all terrain tires, rock slider, suspension, shocks

>>9528059
We get it you are a boomer. Shut up already.

>>9528359
If You do not know these codenames You are not worthy appreciating youngtimer benz. Its a no from us.

>>9526346
upgrayyed that shit son

>>9528380
Im 24 and I like 80-90's benzes the most. These cars were well build, have history and will not devaluate.

>>9528393
Tasteless sand nigger tier shit

>>9526346
op has no taste

>>9528456
>posts a literal pile of shit
> says OP has no taste

>>9528467
2 people with no taste

>>9528456
Coon car

>anything but NA v10
fucking busriders

>>9528474
i don't even know what that car is you posted but i have no doubt it's utter shit. probably like some 8.0l v8 with 110bhp or something

>>9528531
see >>9527856

>>9527898
>it's the outside of the car that matters
normie spotted

>>9528531
>>9526412
>>9526436
>>9527824
>>9528393
>>9528456

Reminder if you buy a car that runs on gasoline you're a nigger tier pleb.

You haven't actually made it until you're off grid and own an EV. You're still somebody's bitch OP.

>>9528564
>posts a rebadged VW
>calls god tier cars hotwheels

>>9528545
its good old lincoln you fucking underaged cunt

>>9528592
>being a teslacuck
Drop that soyy right now

>>9528592
>E car
>electricity still comes from coal/oil powerplants

>>9528599
>rebadged VW
>god tier cars
maximum kek

oh and forgot to post the daily, not everyday is trackday

>>9528620
>he thinks his cuckbox's fartcan can compete with this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt3sw3VKMDo

>>9528618
Maybe in your shithole

Can’t buy taste.

>>9528639
What a disgusting piece of shit. Exactly something an 18 years old trust fund babby would buy with his dad's money.

>>9528618

>offgrid

learn to read brainlet. once you produce your own power, then YOU power your car, not some brown guy in Saudi Arabia and some rich fucker at the oil company.

enjoy being somebody's bitch your whole life anon. at least you'll have a car that will attract the attention of all the dudes who see it

Just ride the fucking bus. It’s got a max force 9. Ya fucking earth warmers

>>9528661
>buying a car for it's badge
>look at me I'm so much more mature than you!!xDD
Time to start posting laptimes. I think your poorfag cayman isn't even in the top 100

>>9528708
Laptimes are irrelevant since you wont be able to push the car to its limits like test driver did. You would be happy with sub 8min

>The distinguished gentleman's choice.

>>9528733
t. cruella deville

>>9526346
>buying a car
>not making a custom model

pleb

>>9528708
>a 10 times more expensive car has a better lap time time than the cheapest Porsche

>>9528708
Eat shit retard. Still cheaper than your hotwheels cuckmobile.

>>9528794
>cheaper

>>9528625
That is some fine taste

>>9528862
That's all that your response boils down to after being utterly BTFO'd?

>>9526346
>spending your money on a depreciating asset as nigger bling because you want to impress other niggers

Cayman owner here. I'm young and insurance is a bitch, so I have a 987s and love the shit out of it.

It's 100% the best deal for any sportscar on the market, with the exception of a good, IMS-replaced 996. If you're in the market, I 100% recommend a cayman.

also OP, my exhaust sounds better than your 4 cylinder turbo trash

>not being driven around everywhere
why the fuck do you guys even try to get rich

>>9528933
forgot pic
>>9528959
>cucking yourself to a driver
absolutely gay

>>9528959
Do you also knowingly let your wife get fucked by her boyfriend?

>>9528663
>can only fuel up at home
Lmao, retard

>>9528959
waste of time and money unless you have drivers on standby 24/7 for your whole family, 1 neet has no use for a driver

buy a used air cooled 911 you no taste retards. you'll probably come out even with how much they're appreciating.
t. /o/tist
most of the people on this board have shit taste, baka

>>9529024
nice. is that a singer?

>>9529024
I CAME
by the time im 23, that's the goal

>>9529024
That's a really nice car for a collector. But it's not for regular driving.

>>9529119
that depends on how much you like working on cars and driving, anon. I dailied an old Porsche 944 right out of HS - there are very few cars that compared to the organic thrill of nailing perfect gearchanges and feeling the car writhe under your seat as you pinned the throttle and came out a corner.
i spent fun times under the car with my bros fixing and upgrading shit, and yeah it wasn't the pinnacle of luxury - but i didn't care because it was a joy to drive.

but if you dislike working on your own machines and don't particularly enjoy that type of driving - yeah, don't get one for regular driving. but if you do, definitely go for it.
porsches were built on the philosophy of "race on sunday, drive home for the commute on monday" - even from the first one, the 356 all the way back in the 50s. an 80s or 90s air cooled car would be perfectly reliable as long as you keep up with maintenance, and even a 70s could do the same.

these aren't ferraris or lamborghinis - they were made to be driven hard, daily. not weekend warriors.

>>9529002
>>9529012
>>9528976
>sitting in traffic without being able to get shit done is alpha bro, r-right?

>>9529247
not being able to rip backroads with your bros or your girl
it's a sad life you live, anon

>>9529225
I'm not saying that the old Porsche would not be suitable for daily driving, just that it would almost be a shame to drive regularly such a collector's item.

>>9529334
ah, right. well from an economical standpoint the astronomical appreciation would offset the depreciation from dailying a car like that. another thing is that you can find them under £50k all day long - so they're not quite the untouchable collector's item - yet. porsche made hundreds of thousands of them.
if you mean from an emotional point of view - I dunno, saving away great cars and driving them sparingly just seems like saving your girlfriend for the next guy. life is short, too short to drive boring cars. i drive an "impractical sports car" every day and while i'm not really pushing it to its limits on the daily commute, simply driving it makes my heart sing.

>>9529462
Fair enough, guess it's just a matter of preference.

I really need a new car /biz/ convince me not to buy a base model MT wrx.

Its almost 40k USD where I live. and I cannot buy it out right.

>>9529668
>need a new car
No, you don't.
>I cannot buy it out right.
Neither you should. Are you a nigger?

Why the fuck are people calling cars investments. It's a fucking tool

>>9529713
$3k car is a tool. $30k car is a toy.

>>9529462
this is my view, I've been dreaming to drive a sports car, I let time pass to much, haven't saved up and now all my dream cars are almost reaching classic status.

Plus in latin america, all these cars are considered imports. For some reason we use USD but not american spec cars. So thats why almost no sports cars exist here.

What's a good large SUV to get? I go skiing a lot with 3-5 buddies in tge winter and have rented a chevy tahoe/suburban and they're nice but im wondering if there's better bang for your buck in that class range

>>9528924
>BTFO
>doesen't BTFO

>>9529904
XC90

>>9529904
>SUV
So you take your wife's son to the game in that?

>>9530116
No i take me and my buddies skiing, you faggot

>>9526366
3% is a to low for young people, more like 50% when you're 18. It's sad to see a 30yo having more than 50% of their assets in a car depreciating by >20% a year. Like grow the fuck up.

>>9526346
thing is, how much money justifies buying a 100k car...only 1 million cash will justify a purchase like that and it is still dumb.
fyi I love the porsche 718 but 911 is my favorite.

it would be dumb though

>>9530555
If you're an 18 years old poor faggot you should not be buying a car that costs more than 1k in the first place.
>>9530574
Literally 2nd post >>9526366

Also Cayman is not a 100k car. Much less a used one.

>car

when you can have this, and chicks will be far more into you

>>9530699
>voluntary organ donor
Thank you for your eventual sacrifice.

>>9530437
>skiing with my buddies
that's what you call jerking 2 dicks in a ski motion?

>>9526346
I'm buying a 718 cayman s. Will arrive to me in mid july. paid 110k due to crazy customs and tax here in iceland.

>>9526346
Everyone who isn't buying pic related is a total fag

>>9530795
rekt

>>9530803
Good job. You bought a 4 cylinder Porsche. What an utter waste.

>>9530803
Enjoy anon. It could be worse, you could be Danish.

>>9526346
"stop liking what I don't like," the post

Is it stupid to blow 1/3 of my net worth on a car? I really wanna get the 2019 f-type

>>9530902
First of all, that's a really nice car, anon. And no, it's not stupid, but borderline retarded.

>>9530851
Don't give a shit if it's a 4 banger or not. It's my first car and i want a light one.
Not everyone cares about the cylinders count.
I even prefer the deeper sound from the 982 over 981.

>>9530930
Why though? I can always sell it, yeah for a 10k loss but who cares? I lost more than that in crypto, and I can count the loss as time well spent on enjoying the car, because I actually used it. Idk man I know it's retarded but at the same time I think it can work out without me losing so much

>>9530940
Have fun driving your car that sounds like a 2002 Subaru around town while people laugh at you.

>>9526346
i’ve been buying widowmakers to sell to sell to the next generation of retired boomers

>>9530980
Yes i will have a lot of fun. Matter of fact nobody will laugh at me since there are so few sport cars here.
Mine is number 7 in iceland
You are just a jelly piece of shit.

>>9531013
Keep trying to justify your shitty purchase that's gonna depreciate faster than any Porsche in existence. Should have bought a GT4. I bet you ordered it with an automatic transmission too.

>>9530978
it's stupid because you could put 1/3rd of your net worth into crypto and likely 10x it in a couple years. then you'd only be spending a small amount of your net worth on the 2021 model. it's just too much, if it was 1/10th of your net worth maybe.

>>9526346
>buying a fucking overpriced Volkswagen
kys

>>9528023
So an frs/brz?

>>9526346
cayman's are the 50 year old men's version of 911's. if you get rich buy a porsche other than a gt3 rs or 911 turbo s then you are a cuck

>>9531535
kys speedracer
some of us have class and sophistication

Im just going to buy a used Corvette stingray and there's nothing you can do about it

>>9531013
No you fucked up your car purchase, should've gotten a fucking brz/miata if you wanted a 4 cylinder. Would have saved you a shit ton of money to boot.

My plate will read “BUSHDID” on mine soon

>tfw first car is also my dream car from childhood
thanks /biz/

>>9526346
> if you do x then you are y because i said so

30yo boomer here. make about ~$125k/yr, no debt, a couple hundred thousand in cryptos, and something like pic related will unironically be my next car purchase. currently driving a 2003 piece of shit with 170k miles.

deal with it fags

>>9532068
That is a great choice if you only use your car to commute.
I enjoy driving like a madman so I need a sporty car.

>>9532131
yeah I live in the city and work a couple miles from my office. I don't even use a full tank of gas in a month.

>>9531917
Thats wet af good shit anon, what car is it imma have to get one

Nothing SCREAMS man going through mid-life crisis more than a Porsche. My dream car is an Audi A5, simple and sleek

>>9532178
2015 rs5

>>9530902
These are pajeet cars

>>9528959
True alphas need to grip the damn wheel, fucking cuck carts being driven around like princesses. VOMIT!!!

>>9526346
Lmao get a 911
911:
>amazing RR layout requiring balls to drive
>actively kills unworthy people
>2+2 seat arrangement for those emergency moments
>back seats also function as extra bag space
>gt3 unironically destroys everything street legal on the ring aside from another poosha
>DIY maintenance is ezpz because engine is easy to reach, DIY oil change is easy

cayman
>not-quite-a-911
>always cucked by poosha with gearing
>no back seats
>not a whole lot of storage space
>engine hidden better than a jewish baby in WW2
>no amazing ring times
The 718 is a letdown with its boxer 4. Atleast the 718 GT4 is spotted with what seems to be a boxer 6.

>>9526346
fuck you nigger. i dont buy foreign triple gay meme cars. i only buy american

>>9532674
Good taste man. I prefer performance over stupid things like that Porsche.

>>9532707
>performance
>Get destroyed by ford GT at VIR
>needs non-street legal mods to compete
>overheats at the ring
LMAO

Smoke weed and have white boy drive me around the city. Can you believe they charge more for Whitees lol

I bought a plane. Get on my level plebs.

>>9532775
This.
Porsche is field tested and survives and evenn excels at the hardest race track on earth: the Nurburgring Nordschleife
And these cunts think that a pussy corvette is better than a 911 GT3 baka

Reminder that unless you're driving this no one gives a fuck about your car.

>>9534206
The most nigger-tier car of all. Might as well put a huge decal on it reading "TASTELESS FAGGOT PLEB".

>>9534224

Driving any other luxury car is the most poor-fag shit, might as well just put a huge decal on it reading "COULND'T AFFORD A LAMBO"

nice dadcar boomer

Check this out.

>>9529247
Only poor people and wagies even sit in traffic to begin with.

>>9534260
Pic related completely shits on your cuckmobile in every single aspect, you dumb pleb.

>>9534642

Except 99% of people don't know what the fuck that is and assume its some junk shit from the 90s.

>>9534681
Junk shit that sells for 10 times of what that shitty overpriced car for tasteless niggers does.

>>9534709
>10 times
Actually scratch that, 100 times.
http://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/motoring/rare-mclaren-f1-car-to-smash-the-record-for-the-most-expensive-car-ever-sold-at-a24/news-story/13d19318baf016240254f12473210df6

>>9532393
>911
>requiring balls to drive
any decent 911 after 2011 is the easiest shit to drive because of the insane aerodynamics you retard.

Porsche did 9/11
hehe

>>9534709

Doesn't matter if 99% of people don't know that. If a lambo pulled up next to you in that, 99% would be more impressed by the lambo.

>>9531631
you aren't sophisticated you fucking cuck, if you aren't putting multiple lives in danger around you including children while driving then ur driving like a fucking pussy. get with the times grandad that's what ur supposed to spend money on when you make it not fucking cayman trash with no turbo's or downforce so you have to use ur brakes on bends LMFAO stay slow cunt

I'm in Europe but I would love to have a Mustang gt. I really like the looks and the motor sound is amazing. Just saw one today again howling while Rowling and can't cope. 65k Euro here.

> Porsche 911
LOL
Have never seen anyone with anything good to say about those cars
No one ever respects them cause they just remind everyone of s successful accountant or dentists car

The most normie pleb sports car

Should I get the porsche 911 or bmw m3?

>>9534837
No one gives a shit about impressing normalfags you dumb retard. A fucking BMW 3 series will impress most normalfags. Kys.

>>9534681
>Caring what others think
Mug, you should consider Sudoku

>>9532068
Yeah but you're autistic and hoes don't know you got money. I have no qualms spending a third of my ney worth on a M3 if it means hoes are riding my dick regularly

>>9535041
Problem is a 3 series is actually attainable by normies. So if you pull up in one you will trigger an arms race with normies where they all get one too.

The key is to get a car that's so far out of reach to the normie that he has no choice but to submit and surrender his bitch to your cock.

>ITT: Tasteless bizlets

>>9535144
You're a retarded autist

>>9526346
no u.

Nothing would mindfuck normies' more than a millionaire driving a multipla.

I wonder why I see so lottle of this mess on the roads while postirony is getting more and more widespread

>>9526346

Only niggers waste their money on depreciating assets and trinkets

>>9526346
wtf is this ugly ass froggo

>>9532068
Corolla is god tier, smart choice.

>not spending $200,000 on an aston martin
never gonna make it.

>>9528625
nice pajeetmobile

I used to be a major porsche fanboy, then I read a post where someone said the 911 looks like a vw bug and I've never been able to get that thought out of my head since.

>>9535144
the only good cars on that list that show "taste" are the fd rx-7 and the nsx. The rest are only cars that ricers would acknowledge.

>>9534642
yeah just go buy a 2 million dollar car that's not even made anymore, excellent choice

>>9526346
Fucking kek. This is the official car of white nationalism, of Bitcoin gains, and I bought an all black Cayman S last year. Patrician tier

>>9535122
this
>>9534780
No that was the jews anon
>>9528002
Life is a depreciating asset