/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>9505602
mommy

I'd slay this thot

Get out.

>>9505602

I'd buy the thot and fuck her every night for 10 years straight then dump her and buy a new one etc.

Put it in the bank
Try to make another from 0 again
Or
Go crazy
Meet a asshole and lose your money
Live like a porn star
Or
I don’t know
I’m not rich like all the /B/ here .

>>9505602

go halfsies. Use 500k to live properly for a couple of years while using the other 500k to make more.

$1 million is far beyond the critical mass amount of money you need to have your money make more money with no effort. At that point you'd have to be nigra to not get richer.

>>9505748
nice very edgey

>>9505602
i kept playing the markets. now i'm at 300k again

>>9505602
where did you buy it?

>>9505602
Literally perfect, holy shit. I would drag my fucking balls through a minefield of burning coals just to taste her shit

>>9505602
oh fug muh dik dayum were da wite wimmins at muh dik nigga

>>9505602
first mil?

try to pay off the debt of all my immediate family if feasible, or atleast the ones who would accept it. Should total out to about 100k-150k

idk what after that, probably dump stupid amounts of money trying to make an altered reality company take off or building an arts scene?

Investing would be wise with half of it so I can have my living expenses pay for themselves, I'd need a really diversified port though. Maybe pay metroboomin to make a beat for me lol

some anon that lurks on biz used to fuck this thot

>>9506236
oh I forgot to add send lowball offers to all my ex-girlfriends to let me hit it. So like let's say the most I'd be willing to pay is $1000, send them an offer like $300. Except one of them is already a millionaire heiress so she probably wouldn't be down

>>9506236
>first mil?
>probably dump stupid amounts of money trying to make an altered reality company take off or building an arts scene?

You don't have stupid amounts of money you have one (1) million dollars. You could maybe afford office space for a year or one decent painting. You can't do anything of significance with a million dollars but you never would have done anything significant regardless of money since you think in such vague terms.

>>9506563
haterade. Who the fuck needs office space to make art?

>>9505602
I would cashout half and play the market with the rest.

>>9505602
you don't stop, you trade until you get your second million, then your third and so on, this is addicting.

>>9506685
>>9506868
The moon missions have to stop some where. In a couple of years there will only be a few companies left.

>>9506163
feelsbadman

>>9505748
You'll be bored after 10 days

Pet Cremation...big money

>>9507373
I actually believe that.

There are so many people with pets now instead of kids.

>>9507494
My sister just paid $200 for a 50 pound dog and $50 for ash box...

>>9505602

>>9505602

Cash out half, hopefully end up with at least 300k after taxes.

Buy an actual lambo or ferrari since I'm not trying enjoy life later. I'm convinced the earlier you're having fun, the better. 21 atm, so w/e

buy 500k worth of ZIL with the rest during this dip.

Who is she

>>9505602
>1 mereon
Could effectively double my current income by living off 4% and re-investing the other 2% in "safer bets."

Or I could go hard into the things I care about and risk losing what little magic I had to build something that can actually help people.
>Probably the former
>because the latter is too emotionally driven and irrational, not because it's risky.

The ideal is to go soft on the money,
>use 1% as a cushion/landing pad for worst-case scenarios, by paying off my apartment on an annual basis at a discount and leaving what little shit I own there
>travel 6-8 months/year on 2.5%,
>and use that last .5% for emergencies or, if available by end-of-year, some kind of gift
>maybe a hardware upgrade or new software or a couple interesting university/online courses that might help me build something useful

Could just get a goPro, some hookers, and good cut of blow, save 20k for some college dropout with decent vid editing skills, hit up the local casino and bet it all on red. Have one hell of a fucked up night, film it, and get the kid to make a couple cuts with different atmospheres. Off to Cannes to be a fucking shill. Profit.

>>9506563
>You can't do anything of significance with a million dollars
I'd be willing to win a million off anyone who honestly believed that.

There are people who have done things of significance with less than 10$. IIRC, a good deal of insights into modern interpretations of physics, engineering, and architecture have been done with less than 10k -- granted, each of those required a certain person with certain skills/expertise/drive to even study it, let alone use the money.

>>9508136
Exactly. There's not much you can do with a million that you can't do with 10k. That's my point.

Leave 250k in crypto, put the rest in ETFs

just carry on doing what made me that million, turn it into 10 million.
I trade because I enjoy it. Though I would have some surgeries done and so on, not for vanity but general health improvement/maintenance.

>>9505602
Retire, simple as that would live a live thats basically as close to heaven as possible.

Spending time with family, fishing, hiking, video games, movies, go to the zoo more.

I would be working 10 hour days constantly and struggling to help family.

>>9505602
>cash out enough to buy cheap land in country and build off grid dwelling
>learn to survive on bare minimum and live simple life
>have enough saved or invested in case of dire need
pretty much being able to tell boss to fuck off and go live somewhere far from the flock of idiots that inhabit most modern cities

>cash out all from crypto
>All in stock market

>>9506149

How is that edgy? It's basically marriage

1 million isn't an important milestone in any first world country these days. "millionaires" we're looked up to back when 1 million was worth more like 20.

stopping at 1 million is literally getting over the starting line then giving up.

>>9508932
This. A millionaire cuts my hair for $17

>>9508932
This. 1 mill is 2 rent houses, one house to live, and then spending money for a couple years. No money to invest in. And cash flow from the rent houses is one accident (roof, ac, water tank) away from digging into savings. So you still sweatin.

You really need at least 40 million to have that “shit nigga, I done made it” orgasmic feeling.

>>9508932
This

I ironically see life as a slow RTS game as cringy as it sounds. That's why I find it kinda funny that most people would spend what little money they get on cosmetics instead of more resource gathering structures.

>>9508932
>>9508945
>>9508978
>>9508986
This is what I find insane, 1 million would retire me and let me live peacefully an dhappy for the rest of my days. What do you all do, buy stuff like gold chalices? =/

>>9505602
A million is nothing these days.

>>9506132
>you'd have to be nigra to not get richer
Meh, at 7%/year on average, you'd only be making 70k/year. That won't make you richer unless you also have another source of income coming in.

>>9509002
even moldy bread looks good to a starving man

>>9508207

which surgeries do you recommend desu?

>>9509002

Short answer: our money is becoming increasingly worthless by the day (in the US anyway), so unless you find a way to make 3% more than you did last year til you die you'll stay poor forever

>>9509026
Nah I just live a simple life in the boonies.

>>9509074
I live in hte boonies I would finally buy a nice good car and a nice cozy house and live with my family.

that would leave me with about 600k after taxes (burger here). I would buy a 400K house and put half down. 120K from crypto & my entire 80K savings.

I would then invest my remaining 480K in more traditional investments and wage cuck for about 8-10 years until the house is paid off. At this point I'd be able to retire and start my own business and even if it fails I won't give a fuck because I'll never have to worry about money again

>>9509170
lol how the fuck are you going to retire in 10 years AND pay off the house? do you make over 200k?

>>9509170
pls link where to purchase that shirt

>>9509184
>>9509170
>>9509074
>>9509026
Here in missouri a nice peice of land and house wont be over 150k and I mean for a nice brand new house on said land.

Then bills are cheap when you use solar, and grow and fish and dont eat out every night which I hate doing anyways.

>>9505602
I'd probably take out some small amounts.
>$100k pay off my mortgage
>$100k to travel on for a bit
>$100k to invest in some propery

>>9505748
>being content with one single thot
nigga, im buying an entire harem

>>9509184

Obviously I'm not factoring in interest but

$200000/10 years = $20,000 per year

$20,000/12 = $1,666.66 per month


You really think you need to make 200K to afford those payments?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAExa9P7hME

>>9509239
No, but you're talking about retiring on top of paying off the house. The house is a non-issue, but how are you going to retire in such a short period of time on top of paying it off unless you're making quite a fair sum?

>>9509170
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B079MDPQVW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_ep_dp_4rhJAbQWXM9T4
is it this one?
not in stock?
fucking stinkies

>>9509002
like i said, you're stopping right after crossing the starting line. having 1M of free capital makes it so much easier to make money, whereas 1M by itself might be enough to live frugally but there's a huge opportunity cost by doing so.

your goal might be to "not work" but not working and having no money to do anything isn't retirement, just unemployment.

>>9505602

Get a consistent revenue stream which requires me to do fuck all but manage it every now and again so I can surf and live the good life.

>>9509253
I said I would be putting 480K into traditional investments. Can you read?

>>9505602

I ain't even gonna consider quitting til I've got 2.5 mil after taxes.

>>9509310
oh just fuck off you condescending, retarded cunt
I read your post and I was trying to make conversation based on that but clearly you're too hung up on your huge ego despite your low IQ

>>9505602
Buy more BCH

>>9509292
Oh I do stuff man, fishing, hiking, gardening, etc. Also dabble in a bit of carpentry.

>>9509322
lol you definitely didnt read it anon. No point in having a conversation if you didn't even read the full 3 sentences that I posted

>>9509194
>>9509257
last i checked it was sold out everywhere except for worn ones on eBay

>>9509471
and if you ever get tired of it, you're going to have to find some way to get more money.

it's just an unnecessary limitation when the journey from 1M to 10M is far easier.

by the time I've made a million I'll probably be in forex, stocks, and whatever the fuck else there is to do

post-tax anyways

trying to make it on crypto alone is doomed

>>9509492
Oh well I could always sell at a farmers market, or sell wood working products there too. I have worked all my life, working is nothing new. However I could also do a fishing tour guide as well, buy a nice boat some rods and reels tackle, life jackets, and do fishing trips showpeople how to fish.

>>9509492
Also trus tme I wouldnt get tired of that life.

>>9505602
Is this the sole pic of this girl in the entire interwebs?

>>9505602
Actually made $1.7ish MM but not in crypto.
Anyway, I invested as follows:
850k in real estate- big house for me and some appartments for rent ($3k/mo after tax income)
250k in boomer index-ish stock@ approx 10-12% pa
300k in state treasuries @ 3-5% pa
200k cash in bank
35k in crypto
My goal is to not touch the stox and live off cash and rents as long as I could.
Don't have kids so plan to sell my house in 10 years also.
Meanwhile I hit the gym, travel and live as comfy as I can.
Btw, real estate value is the money I invested like 5-6 years ago.
And yeah, I have on speed dial 5-6 thots like that that I travel in nice locations with and fuck them out of their minds. Not as beautifull as that thot but with hueg milkies. I like milkies.
t. 36 yo boomer.

>>9505602
5 Million is the point you need to invest to live from dividends etc...

>>9505602

>>9510185
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>>9509309
>Get a consistent revenue stream which requires me to do fuck all but manage it every now and again
Okay but what is this consistent revenue stream? Everybody seems to be looking for it.

>>9506254
as in dated or rented?

>>9510185
one on the right is prettier
but the chubby one has nicer eyes

>>9508091
>Off to Cannes to be a fucking shill.
It's not that easy, even if you have some meme Harmony Korine level content you need to spend like maybe a good 200k on sending out promotional packs, getting meetings with sales agents and distributors. Put it this way, you'll need to keep buying blow LONG after you've finished editing

>>9510677

Probably just rentals, haven't looked into stocks and dividends. Would need a few places tho

>>9510763
>the one on the left is chubby
You're a fag, my fren.

>>9506179
cuck

I’ll sell 10% of my Peepcoins

>>9509900
how did you meet them all? tinder?

can guys really still 'make it' after their 20s?

>>9511591
>can guys really still 'make it' after their 20s?
Don't think about the 'can' part. There's no choice. Get rich or die tryin'.

>>9505602
I'd get that woman to marry me.

>>9509212
Where ish in Missouri are you thinking? Howdy from se MO

>>9507373
>>9507559
Fucking sad man. You have to be dead inside to rip those people off

>>9511674
what is her name ?
Asking for a friend

>>9511843
how can someone be so attractive? makes me depressed

>>9511843
>>9512117
lizzydm on instagram.

>>9508978
This. I have ~1.3mm of RE (no debt) and I'm hardly living like a king. After all costs and taxes I make around 3.5% per year. Yes I don't have to work a 9-5 but you still have to maintain the properties and are subject to a whole other bunch of dumb shit as a landlord. I do not live in anyway luxurious and am unironically pinning all my hopes on link & a few other coins in order to make it.

>>9512158
Thanks.
Holy fuck look at the posts. This friend zoned guy is so fucking cringe.
I mean even we are not as cringey as this.
>>9512117
It is how it is. She looks nice tho

DOES ANYONE have the pic of the simple line chart patterns where its says "sell idiot" "no trade"
they're just a couple simple line patterns

Pic related is not the one

>>9508932
you are retarded
1 million is close to top 1% almost anywhere except US and maybe Switzerland. In the US it is still top 10% and top 1% if you are under 30

>>9509292
>your goal might be to "not work" but not working and having no money to do anything isn't retirement, just unemployment
The majority of actual retired people do not have income of more than 40k/year. And if you can't "do anything" on that income then there is something really wrong with you

>>9505602
You keep HODL until you have nothing again.

>>9506132

Hmm, what's critical amount then?

>>9505602

>>9505602
Buy an apartment, rent it out for passive income.

Ill buy in Australia as well, will net me like $700 a week