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> Multi-Billion Unicorn Exits

If you go to Bloomberg, Wall St. Journal, or Tech Crunch, this is all you see these days. The success stories of countless bright young entreprenuers.

> Read between the lines, anon.

No one cares that the companies never make money.
No one cares that the companies will collapse in a few years.
No one cares that the founders don't give a shit and left it to die.

> THE ENTIRE WORLD IS A HUSTLE

All these "brilliant young entreprenuers" have one thing in common: They are not afraid to shill.

Everything is a get rich quick scheme.
Everything is an exit scam.
Everything is a pyramid.

You will never make it by wagecucking.
You will never make it by working hard.
You will never make it by being smart.

It's an unspoken truth in Silicon Valley. Not a single investor gives a fuck about the tech. They are just looking for the next shill to help them extract more money from the working class.

You can either learn how to shill, or you can be a wage slave forever.

Now go buy my fucking shrimp. How the fuck did you think this was going to end? Shut up and buy my bags you asshole.

> EtherShrimpFarm.com

>> No.9504935

>>9504658
whats M&A?

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>> No.9505952

>>9504935
Merges & Acquisitions ?

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>>9504935
>>9505952
M&A: The act of purchasing your unprofitable competition to destroy their market share capitalization, therefore protecting your profitable market monopoly.