/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>9498479
awesome
you made it
thanks OP

>>9498495
FOR U

>>9498479
Anyone see any winners? Is CHK still worth it?

I sold my SPY puts and literally the second after, SPY fucking tanked.

The uglygers gonna get btfo by the han

Xinjiang belongs to REAL chinese.

>>9498517
its beautiful
just what i imagined
idve done it myself if i knew how to do transparancy in gimp, but i havent used the program in years really

AMD don't let me down!

W-what's going to happen with CARV boys?

>>9498518
SOI is based today, got in just yesterday when it came up in my oil supplier screen

HII is not cheap, but it's set to outperform, I'm holding at least until earnings in August

>>9498534
I dunno. What's the next step after "pump"? There's a word, I think it rhymes?

>>9498534
Anybody who even bought that stock is a grade A idiot.

Me too slow at make thread T_T

Fake support @ 714

>>9498534
If didn't sell the second market opened and then bought puts youre actually an idiot.

>>9498534
its going to moon infinitely in a never ending feedback loop.

everyone that we ever tricked into buying it is going to mars, and they all get seats on the board.

>>9498551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwYN7mTi6HM

>>9498570
I made $5.06 day trading it yesterday and then bought a forty of Colt 45

Loading up on AMAT today can someone explain why this isnt at least 30% undervalued

>>9498574
CARV doesn't have an options chain

when will RH just let people short already? shit sucks

>>9498534
Sometimes, I wonder if there are some Wall Street big boys lurking here looking for ideas and doing stupid shit for shits and giggles.

North Korea just won the negotiation battle. South Korea just cancelled the annual military drills.

>>9498584
The only correct answer
>>9498599
Abysmal guidance apparently, I closed my short position so you have my permission to moon.

>>9498601
>shorting CARV
but that would be rayciss m8

>>9498627
5-10 years in prison in the UK for shorting it.

>>9498599
TSMC, Intel, Samsung, STM and NXP are all overcapacity already, who's gonna buy new machine tools ?

>>9498627
hey speaking of

you know how there's that etf, SHE, that tracks the Russel 1000 but only for companies that have a majority-woman C suite? and it underperforms SPY pretty badly?

somebody should make one that tracks only companies run by white or asian men, see how it does.

>>9498665
we tried to make one for jews but turns out its basically just the S&P500

:^)))

>>9498599
Beat &crash. New normal for the market

I think it's 10% undervalued so I just bought calls

>>9498599
I picked up a couple cheap Oct 19th $60 calls this morning. Already positive.

>CARV

>>9498665
lel
that would be a great idea
When someone said that the stock market is like shitposting with money, your idea would be equivalent to /pol/ shitposting with shekels

>Related tickers
>JEW
>WITE
>MALE
>>AZN

>>9498601
ha
why the fuck would they do that?
especially since their robinhood gold margins shit is all THEIR money. you know how much of their money would get destroyed if they let RHers do naked short selling? idiots would go short on low float pennyshit stocks and get creamed for 6000times their account

embed very related.
this mofo got stuck on the wrong side of shkreli
ignore the libertarian/commie whining about how you should buy gold/silver goyim

but its fucking funny. we would hear about this every goddamned day if RH offered short selling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1vNROeKKaU

>>9498571
Moron. It's going 274 today. You're going to get rekt.

SPY looking like a fucking seizmograph today

>>9498763
Wow what happened ?

>>9498783
not enough good guys with guns

>>9498783

https://abcnews.go.com/US/active-shooter-incident-santa-fe-high-school-texas/story?id=55258606

>>9498610
>Sometimes, I wonder if there are some Wall Street big boys lurking here looking for ideas and doing stupid shit for shits and giggles
cant say for sure about this general specifically, but 4chan in general gets a LOT of viewers. lurkers outnumber posters by a wide margin. seeing as were like the retard funny farm version of them, i cant see why (if their aware of this site) they wouldnt come on here for funny joke ideas.

>>9498763
False Flag

>>9498812
Nothing was more weird than posting something on /pol/ and seeing joe rogan quote it the next day on his podcast.

>>9498812
really, the shit with CARV
I remember (Comfy) bringing this up

>>9498803
this but unironically

>>9498763

No one was killed. The shooter was arrested and taking into custody

>>9498853
We should ban violent video games and short the makers of said video games.

>>9498833
I think one of Macron's advisors lurks too

>GOOGL slowly bleeding away this week

>>9498822
ya know, i dont have any ash to trade today. imma go pop on my stormtrooper boots, and pull out the old sherlock cap and dig on this for a while. if i find anything interesting ill come back and give yall a quick rundown

>>9498833
kek
you wouldnt believe the amount of coverage that these sites get. even the deeper chans, in addition to being trawled through by a litany of govt orgs, is also heavily lurked by nearly every mainstream and alternative news org. etc etc

never forget that someone is always watching

>>9498834
weve been spamming it as our joke stock for a while. seeing as there is literally no reason for this moon, im gonna assume that this is some big guy trolling us. its literally the shitiest bank ever

>>9498882
every single politician on either side of the aisle has whole teams of people monitoring all the main imageboards that pertain to politics etc

>>9498882
Every political reporter lurks these days too.

I tipped people off to the fact there was pedo shit on youtube and the next week youtube got hammered. https://nypost.com/2017/11/24/big-brands-flee-youtube-for-enabling-pedophiles/

Literally days after making 2-3 post limit threads on youtube pedophilia it made major news.

>>9498894
good
I fucking sold way too early and im waiting to get back in

1020 region is my buy in

>>9498899
really
Their market is the statistically one of the least well off population of the USA and also one of the least credit worthy.
Besides, based on my experience in many minority infested organization (fast food parlors, post offices), it is always a clusterfuck over every single little things.

Hmmm...
What was that somebody said about tripfags never making any good calls?

>>9498878
Retardation comes in many shapes and sizes....

>>9498899
The intel / 5 eyes operations are too obvious. They don't seem to be all that effective but did really help post-charleston as a scare tactic

Mainly in the fact you can call all the ringleaders fed agents, which is probably half true, to get people scared to do stupid shit like tiki torch marches.

Sad that the political manuevering IQ is so low that people didn't realize charleston protest thing was the death knell for those groups. If anything the left should have encouraged the public displays but instead they doxxed everyone and ensured it wouldn't ever happen again combined with endless "They are all FBI agents" postings. Sad low IQ people didn't see what really happened movement wise.

>>9498946
grab HII calls while you still can

http://www.brokerage-review.com/online-broker-reviews/tradier-review.aspx
>Tradier charges just $3.49 for stock and ETF transactions, very low by industry norms.
>Option contracts are just 35¢ with no base charge. There is a $5 minimum commission for single leg orders, and a $7 minimum for multi-leg orders. Assignments and exercises are $6.
>The brokerage company is rolling out a new flat-fee commission schedule that will really benefit active traders. Unlimited stock trades will cost just $19.95 per month.
>Tradier's commission schedule is also very attractive. Schwab and Ally Invest recently lowered their equity commissions to $4.95. This appears low compared to E*Trade, but not Tradier's $3.49 fee. The broker's 35¢ derivative fee is also cheaper than many other firms, including OptionsHouse and optionsXpress.
>The new flat-fee trading schedule could be an unbeatable deal for active traders. One hundred trades at Firstrade, for example, would cost $495. But under Tradier's flat pricing schedule, the same trades would only cost $19.95

>>9498906
im telling you guys its not a coincidence. these sites allow a format where info gets moved around freely. if its invalid, it will quickly be torn apart. hence why major happenings have been cause to pull the plug on this site and spam massive amounts of bots on the deeper chans

>>9498936
it has to be a joke. giants lurk amongst us

>>9498956
Who are you calling retarded? This is fucking brilliant.

>>9498878
You go long on things that might get banned because it creates a buying spree and then the ban doesn't happen. Why do you think I loaded up on Ruger and Smith & Wesson this morning?

>>9498878
im literally short TTWO right now

please join me friends

>>9498479
looking for something to throw 5-10k into
anyone know some good low-cap tech stocks with huge growth potential?

>>9498957
m8 the whole charleston thing was a set up
richard spencer is an IC asset
most of those fringe far right groups are founded, run, and funded by spooks (and the radlefty ones too obviously)

its that "let off valve" shit. they direct pressure, then let it blow off. ultimately making both sides look terrible, so that anyone who thinks they could change anything gets demoralized and does nothing (the ideal scenario for them)

>>9498989
I didn't say might get banned, I said we outright just ban the video games and fucking short the companies responsible.

>>9499014
kek
youre just looking for a short position
i get it

>>9499014
who's this "we" you keep talking about?

>>9498812
Shkreli used to post here quite often a couple years ago

>>9498970
It was a matter of time. After the 2016 election we got too much attention. 2020 Election is going to be like a billion shills descending on pol. I wouldn't be surprised if half the posters are paid or if it's just taken down by then because "russia controls it"

>>9499033
really you don't even need to pay them, you just need to find the people who will do it for free and tell them where to go

>>9499030
Praised be based Shkreli
I sent him a French essay as he published a wishlist on Facebook

>>9498946

BASED AS FUCK

>>9499008
Yeah, but I'm saying those movements also died at that event. Spencer has never had anything close to it and can only get other spooks to show up.

The doxxing and job losses forced the fringe non-spooks to all stop going and internal fighting and fed-calling of each other has killed the rest. Even Weev joined in calling the leaders spooks.

It's essentially killed so the bad PR won't continue. There won't be a round 2 as bad as they want to see it blasted across TV again. The small # of people they attracted all dried up.

>>9499023
I'm talking about us the American people. If we ban the violent video games, we stop the school shootings, and we short the companies that make them, we win and win.

niggers what low cap tech should I get

What’s the easiest way to kill myself?

>>9499041
this
so much this
if they can direct the two sides to fight each other, nothing will come of it. a lot of wretching and screaming and blood, but no change

/pol/ doesnt seem to realize that they already work for the IC

>>9499030
i wish theyd let him come back. dont they have internet in "club fed"? he was an incredibly sharp guy. itd be nice to have some people of his caliber in here (either helping us or fucking with us. doesnt matter really)

>>9499033
the IC has been here for at least as long as i have. the first obvious spook activity i remember was the whole "dont mess w football" story arc. that was like 10 years ago

>>9499056
>The small # of people they attracted all dried up
and everything is proceeding according to plan...

>>9499094

Yikes, you aren't even worth $200?

Just go off yourself now. We need less weak minded fags like you.

>>9499094
Throw a Mozel Tov cocktail from the gaza strip in the direction of Israel.

>>9499082
Buy cheap land someplace remote, sunny state is a good choice, and stop trying to get rich quick.

>>9499094
all in 1 day OTM SPY puts

>>9499107
wew
thatll do it for sure

>>9499073
so, problems with that:
1) the "American people" don't have any actual political power because America is a fake democracy
2) mass shootings predate violent video games, so that wouldn't even work
2.5) even if it would work I don't wanna do it, I'd rather have the occasional shooting, they aren't really that big of a deal
3) shorting doesn't work like that, and moralfagging in the market always fails which is why when I moved my portfolio to be full of fracking suppliers and weapons companies it started doing fucking great

goddamn all tripfags are tarded, I swear

>>9499099
/b/ was taken over by the FBI at some point. They killed it into what it is now.

/pol/ flew under the radar though. I know people cared about it and monitored it but whatever #s they had probably went up 10x after Trump won.

>>9499137
It's not about solving the mass shooting problem, it's about making money off of our ability to manipulate the laws regarding certain markets.

>>9498965
>Assignments and exercises are $6.
Gross.
>Unlimited stock trades will cost just $19.95 per month.
Hmmm... Or, you know, FREE with Robinhood.

Was that post a fucking advertisement?
Are we getting ads in /smg/ just like that Manhattan Signature dickhead on /b/?

>>9498693
It's hilarious that the high volume is continuing today.
I wonder if that was a short squeeze or somebody operating a pump and dump by running the tape.

>>9498805
Sam Hyde can't keep getting away with this!

>>9499052
Thanks :^)

>>9498975
Yes because these types of attempts have always worked throughout the history of this country.

>Rock music is Satan's music
>Weed is the devil's drug
>Tv is rotting our brains
>Prohibition
>Doom and mortal Kombat

Are you secretly a Boomer?

>>9499181
i'm starting to doubt you are american.. you hate freedom.. really.. it's quite amazing.

You don't have the american spirit in you at all..

>>9499073
>Keep digging that hole you low iq brainlet

>>9499099
>the IC
What's the IC?

>"dont mess w football" story arc
I wasn't here for that, but I've seen this brought up a couple times.
I remember there was a bomb threat for the Superbowl or some shit like that.
Can you tell me more about this story arc?

>>9498763

Nice little XOP dip this morning

>>9499213
We banned weed, we banned alcohol, Midway games went bankrupt.
What the fuck are you going on about?

>>9499171
the feds started actively monitoring this chan PRIOR to that famous news segment about lulzsec blowing up vans

and i assure you the disinfo agents were already on /new/, actively trying to undermine what was happening. its my opinion that the "raid" on stormfront was directed by the IC to integrate the fringe libertarian/3rd positionists that were on /pol/ with the literal nazis, to marginalize them. then it backfired, and they tried to pull the plug, which failed even more catastrophically, and /pol/ combined with GG at the time and grew exponentially due to the DARPA connection being uncovered etc

they were just trying to create an online version of what they do irl (ie let off valves), but it kinda grew on its own due to the circumstances of the time. now all they do is contain it. and spend a lot of fucking money to do it

>>9499263
intelligence community
>dont mess w football
look it up
some kid did a bomb threat. feds got him in days

Crpyto fags on suicide watch as Bitcoin going below 7k

>>9499284
>We banned weed, we banned alcohol
how did that go?

>>9499284
Weed is rapidly becoming decriminalized
Alchohol is readily available
Brand new doom and mortal Kombat games were released in the last couple yrs

Off urself

Decided to go into APHQ. I think it's stock should go up sometime at least because of all the pro Canada legalization shit going on during the summer.

>>9499318
i'm holding some bitcoin.. literally the only crypto that matters imo

guys if I was looking for some /pol/ or /x/ tier discussion on the CIA, I'd go there
unless Palantir just IPO'd I don't see what it has to do with making money

>>9499094
You're like a little babby.
Let me show you my worst day.
>pic related

I went too short term on my FB call options. After I realized it would be a long haul, I doubled down with much further ones and more than made up for it.
You'd be damn right to say it was nerve wracking.
I definitely second guessed myself a lot.
You're a little bitch though to be worried about that.

Who's your favorite and least favorite tripfag?

Favorite: Baggy
Least: Big5Guy

>>9499358
>Favorite: tehprofit
>Least: metallord

>>9499318
1-2k is my entry. all in

i tried to warn em that all these big guys getting involved was gonna make em drop like a stone. they dont want the libertarian NEETbux zillionaires running the world with their own currency. cant have that shit. they need to make an example out of this one, and to then eventually replace it with their own

who here /passive/ ? What do you buy? How frequently? How much?

> MSCI World & EM
> Monthly
> 1k EUR + 250 set aside

This poorfag just broke 1000k. My /smg/ meme stock only strat appears to be working.

>>9499358

To be honest all of them aren't bad. Unlike on other boards where the tripfags are fucking insufferable. But I know some hate all Tripfags no matter what. I'm probably filtered as well. We are all frens here.

>>9499394

1000k =/= $1000 you autist.

>>9499094
>>9499349

both of you

>>9499094
I've lost double that in a DAY.

>>9499358
>Least: Big5Guy
OH IM SO TRIGGERED RIGHT NOW!!! I REALLY CARE ABOUT HOW PEOPLE ON AN ANONYMOUS RUSSIAN FINGER PAINTING FORUM THINK ABOUT ME!?!?!

but seriously thanks for thinking of me cutie

>>9499397
this general puts any other general to fucking shame desu
not really much drama. weve kinda dulled our emotions from playing stocks and winning/losing retarded amounts.

>>9499358
Favorite: reluctant kneepad fag
Least: everyone else

I just like how it types all retarded. A tripfag who's willing to admit their worthless, so refreshing.

>>9499401
I may be autistic, but at least I'm winning.

>>9499318
only up 300% in one year.
How will i ever cope after cashing out my initial investment and letting the rest ride.
I might buy some more between 6-7.5k

Market seems weird today, can't decide which way to go

>>9499424
Or stopped posting after they off themselves from losing 10k in one day from going all in on memes (ceru muh nigga)

Does anyone watch CNBC or Jewberg?

I think gold has about bottomed out. I mean I can't see the spot going below $1250 and this trade war uncertainty will probably lead investors back into the metal. Anybody got an opinion regarding gold?

>>9498853
>No one was killed.

8 confirmed kills right now, you moron.

>>9499455
>Or stopped posting after they off themselves from losing 10k in one day from going all in on memes (ceru muh nigga)
kek
yeah id probably walk away for a while after doing something THAT bad. cant keep betting in a hole like that. youre fucked.

>>9499464
Crypto seems to be the new gold. Sure though that India and China might still have high demand but I don't think it's that great. It's also more abundant than people might like in the long-term mining wise.

>>9499457
all financial journalism is done by people who couldn't hack it trading, it's 100% garbage

>>9499318
Oh god, please do! I'll cum so hard!

>>9499293
>some kid did a bomb threat. feds got him in days
I've had my own little experience with a knock on the door.
It was just the cops and I was let off the hook, but really reigned it in since then.
I had no fucking idea just how little deniability I had until then.

>>9499406
I was correct. I just called it too soon, which many also did with the housing market.
>pic related

>>9499479

Weak numbers.

>>9499412
>but seriously thanks for thinking of me cutie

You're welcome hunny

>>9499358
>>9499397
>>9499412
>>9499425
Trip fags deserve to die in a herpes infested garbage fire. None of you guys are funny or have made anyone any real money.

>>9499498

Still qualifies as a mass shooting.

>>9499358
>Favorite: 2 scoops
>Least favorite: 2 scoops

>>9499318
lel lotta fat long liquidations today

https://twitter.com/bitmexrekt?lang=en

>>9499455
lel im down 30% because of ER memes. just gotta reposition and move slow again like i was to build back up.

kek but im up $15 today from the positions i havent closed yet (think its the theta on my covered calls expiring today)

>>9499494
>I had no fucking idea just how little deniability I had until then.
exactly

>>9499492
I think it's okay for general sentiment but not individual picks. Sometimes they have smart people on especially on CNBC World. CNBC itself during primetime is dominated by nutters though that have been around 20 years saying the same shit. For some reason though it seems to be give a good market sentiment feel.

would there be a reason not to go all in on HMNY over the weekend? Serious question.. i'm sure some of you may know more about it then me

>CORN
>mfw CORN is literally gonna save my life
CORN to $100 EoY goyim
BUY

>>9499508
Well I bought my house for 40k during the crisis. Now it's worth 200k. I say that's not a bad investment. Currently have 30k in IB and yeah I'm getting my ass kicked there with MU. No need to be so negative bro. We're all fren here.

>>9499574
Besides that it's a piece of shit company that's on the verge of bankruptcy and it could sink lower.

>EGY

GOD FUCKING DAM IT
I HAD 3 Chances to buy it.

>>9499574
besides >>9499585 , i would imagine some or a few shorts are more likely to cover going into the weekend. some may be getting tired or scared of the battle going on.

the only thing backing it though is the possible squeeze. if youre gonna buy some and do your accumulation thing, id say do it. if it pops itll be really good stuff

>>9499600
fuck it bro

buy today's dip on frac sand instead. HCLP or SLCA for low risk, SND for high risk

How high will SDRL climb before explodetonating

>>9499508
How would you know who to reeeee at when you take shitty advice though?

>>9499618
>if youre gonna buy some and do your accumulation thing,
nah this is just a buy a large chunk and sell monday or tuesday.. not really a stock i wanna scale in and out of

>>9499633
$0.71, yesterday

>>9499508
I'm not here to be funny, I'm here to make some fucking money, which I have with undiluted gains over 66% YOY
How much have you made, C U C K B O I?
I bet you've never even turned a profit on a single trade and even fell for the CARV meme.
i bet u just ragin rite now cuz u just hit net negative, huh?
Y dont u jus hang urself, u lil faget?
>pic is me havin a laff at u & ur sad limp lil dik

The commie pope vs /smg/

https://psmag.com/economics/pope-francis-takes-on-wall-street

Pope Francis continued his blossoming crusade against the inequities of late capitalism on Thursday, with the release of a sprawling manifesto calling for increased regulation of global financial markets.

Published on the Vatican's Press Office website, the document is filled in equal measure with theological justifications, metaphorical language describing markets in biological terms, and wonkish critiques of specific financial instruments. Francis has been openly critical of capitalism and its operations since his papal coronation in 2013, often openly indicting past practices of the Catholic Church.

The pope's new recommendations are an attempted corrective against what he called the "growing influence of financial markets," increasing inequality, and "enormous" numbers of people still living in abject poverty. The document lambasts the "ever more sophisticated technologies" of our financial markets, which the pope sees as playing a central role in the apparent worsening of these conditions.

>>9499659
still, same thing i guess. i think its likely some shorts could close into the weekend not looking to get surprise bogged on monday morning. but you could also get fucked up. i couldnt say either way. im just holding some calls to exercise at some point when it moons. not paying attention to it

272.5 still incoming.

>>9499683
I think the pope is a Jew and I believe there’s good evidence for it.

>>9499683
This guy is making catholics look like whiny ass bitches they are. He isn't even the real pope right? The guy that resigned was technically appointed by god so isn't that faggot nazi pope still technically the voice of god and this guy is just spewing nonsense to a group of gullible lost sheep?

>>9499669
I turned 5k into 10k with a fucking meme of a company like SDRL and that was just randomly tossed out there by an Anon Tuesday morning. I don't need your shit.

>>9499683
short CATH

>>9499713
it's worse than that, he's a Jesuit

>>9499715
but they have a lot of gold underneath his house, so hes still important you see

>>9499756
He still needs money though, you've got to put your dollar in the box.

>>9499730
No. After reading his family history I honestly believe they are Jews.

>family is from an area of Italy that saw a large influx of Jews in the 1400s
>turned into a major trading hub
>still large Jewish population today
>his father was an accountant
>his father moved the family to Argentina in the 20s to escape fascism despite the fact that Mussolini placated the Catholics
>settled in an area called Flores in buenos Aries that was accepting Jewish refugees from Europe
>still has a large population of Jews today
>Flores is also an old world Jewish surname

It’s too man coincidences for my taste.

>>9499718
>5k into 10k with a fucking meme of a company like SDRL
Sure you did, fren.
I'm totally convinced that you really did all-in on a company that's going through a financial restructuring over bankruptcy experiencing a brief short squeeze.
Just remember that it's not real gains until you sell.
And that pics or it didn't happen is how it works on here :^)

It's time for that Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm in gay baby jail so I got a bagged lunch today, I gotta do this twice again next week, yay. I'm down 3% today, not bad. I got a ton of free capital that I don't really know where to spend. I kinda want to try covered calls out.

>>9499832
I did it. Being an idiot pays off sometimes.

Hey, SDRL is going to 9 dollars today. Buy while you can.

>>9499515

>>9499412
I thought this was the Mongolian feminist underwater basket weaving forum?

>>9499846
Buy AAXN and sell covered calls on them
this thing is on fire until next earnings me think

>>9499859

>>9499832
You'd be surprised, I don't count on the markets to be rational--I don't even count on people to be either and I find myself far less disappointed in life.

>>9499778
>>9499756
>>9499811
kek
there it is
so the jews took over the catholic church and are LARPing as the pope? for profit?
we need to get this to /pol/ STAT lelel

>>9499846
Got free pizza from my day job

Gambling with one-day SPY calls because I'm bored. Doubling down on SND. Fucking around with calls on RGR and AOBC because of news

>>9499855
naw i think this is the bulltrap desu

>>9499855
Thanks just bought 10 more puts.

>>9499905
That's a good dip on SND, I'm interested

It's been a good week /smg/ I just wanted to come in here and thank absolutely none of you.

>>9499853
Well you're insane. Congrats on your gains.

>>9499889
But you're still posturing.
I haven't seen a pic yet, you little C U C K.
>I don't count on the markets to be rational
Let's see how well denying rationality is going for you

>>9499508
I am 100% with this guy.
Non of you faggots are special.

>>9499892
>/pol/
Yea I know. I spent way too many years there. It’s still stands that he’s a shitty Pope and not a real catholic.

>>9499990
I don't owe you a pic either. I'm shit posting from work right now and could care less what some tripfag online thinks. You can disbelieve anything you want my friend but you'd be hard pressed to find out that the truth is separate from the illusions you reach for in your conclusions. Now be gone of you I say, I'm bored and putting my shit into APHQF because June is going to make it spike with it's Cannabis Legalization news.

Just putall my earnings over the last 3 month's into SDRL time to earth it burn.

>>9500033
Please tell me you're joking? If not post a pic as proof.

>>9500033
dont...

>>9500033
I hope you're saying you bought puts. This is saying you bought puts right?

>>9500033
we lad thats a lot of risk. at least buy some protective puts or something. they could easily get delisted if they dont push higher and soon

>>9500028
>I don't owe you a pic either
He owns it! Of course you didn't all in on SDRL.
>because June is going to make it spike with it's Cannabis Legalization news
Instead you gambled on weed stocks.
Because, of course. Weed stocks. I bet you have a lot of market knowledge of that little niche.

>>9500033
This meme has gone on long enough. It's impossible this stock won't end up in the teens again.

>>9500085
keep being an annoying trip fag, going to screen cap your retarded shit so I can laugh you into oblivion into

>>9500101
the future.

-0.5% today

>>9500123
Friday power hr into a strong weekend plz

>>9500117
You sound schizophrenic bro. You should seek some professional help.

>>9500043
>>9500046
>>9500058
>>9500069
Oh woah it's okay guys I should have mentioned it's just chump change.

>>9500101
Back to stocktwits with you.

>>9500101
Please do.
I'm just about the only tripfag that doesn't have memes of them in this thread.
I'd love for the meme captured of me to be of another time I was fucking right -- you did NOT all in on SDRL.
And I would not be surprised if you were also net negative.
Why don't you just hang yourself already? Kek.
Any last words for the board, loser?

>>9500033
>>9500168
Are you going to bitch at the tripfags when you lose it all?

>>9500168
still it sucks to get totaled on a position

>>9499846
Sold Valeo after a +7% run in 2 months, bought some Bouygues for cheap with that money. Gonna grab groceries on the way home and make a big ass salad.

WOW! It's like MU's green Wednesday didn't even happen!

>>9500195
Kek. On a related note,
>>9500101

>>9500168
>not trying your best despite your funds

>>9500189
2 scoops you are wrong and this isn't the first nor the last. I'm laughing at how badly you want to inflate your ego over nothing. I can tell why you haven't been given a meme yet because you aren't even worth the attention and on second thought I'm not going to bother stooping to your level to prove you wrong because I would only be giving you attention.

>>9500215
Nice work!

You may remember me months back talking shit about how I was making so much more money in crypto and decided to leave the stock game. Called you boomers. Crypto has been pretty bad lately so I just want to announce my return to /smg/.

I'm back baby. What are the freshest memes to buy?

>>9500168
I cannot stress this enough, look up every article on SDRL, the writing is on the wall. This is a pump and dump. Sure there is a chance I could be wrong, but there is no news from the company whatsoever to justify this boom. If you want to gamble, gamble on something sensible like SPY options or earnings. Seriously get out.

>>9500195
Nah this is all funmunnies I don't care if it dies and it's better than gambling on taxes.
>>9500198
You act like losing isn't fun haven't you ever played dwarf fortress?

>>9500013
>>9499508
this desu senpai

>>9500244
Go fuck yourself. You don't get to act like a cryptofag calling people fucking boomers in this thread and then come crawling back like a bitch asking for advice, By the way, by CARV.

>>9500244
This place has the worst tripfags on this site. Don't listen to them they are all miserable bag holders.

>>9500267
*buy

>>9500234
Thanks, probably gonna sell my Sanofi soon as well. Hopefully next week, I'm looking for +8% counting earnings.

I saw the texas shooting thing, stay safe ameribros

>>9500268
You've got to be kidding me if you think these are the worst tripfags. I can tell you haven't been here long. You're shitting the thread up more than any of them at this point.

>>9500268
How much you down today chief?

>>9500248
>haven't you ever played dwarf fortress?
no but it looks fun desu

>>9500268
Currently holding no bags, just miserable.

>>9500232
>2 scoops you are wrong
No, YOU are WRONG.
Where's the pic?

>you aren't even worth the attention
I absolutely agree!
But, you are worth all the attention that the world can give you.
Because, why haven't you just admitted yet that you did NOT all in on a company going bankrupt with a stake of $5,000, which everyone else can clearly tell?
Is it really that hard to admit that you're a loser?

>>9500296
I personally don't have a problem with the tripfags, they are like family to me now. With all due respect though, I don't take advice from them generally. They are very emotional traders usually.

>>9500330
this

>>9500299
>>9500296
Everybody knows Tripfags are shit no matter where you go. The only people who get hurt by this truth are Tripfags. I have more people agreeing with me in the end that tripfags are just annoying attention seekers that bring nothing to the table. Notice that none of the things tripfags have been shilling here even has been making money.

>>9500330
How do I get to be an unemotional trader? Is it just experience?
T. Weak Hands

>>9500330
I honestly couldn't care less about tripfags, it wouldn't be an option otherwise. Plus /smg/'s isn't even that bad as other boards or generals. I'm tired of having this conversation DAILY.

>>9500352
>t. babby that can't stand getting trolled or called out

>>9500352
MID TEENS

>>9500357
Mostly just experience, I don't have a ton of capital right now, but i've made a shit ton of money in a short amount of time. Don't bite off more than you can chew first of all. Remember that the jews on wall street are going to do everything in their power to shake you out of your position. Lastly, everytime I buy an option, I mentally prepare myself for it to go to zero. Those three things alone have kept me going pretty strong.

Might be time to buy the QQQ again

>>9500352
To be fair I am up 50% on BGFV, Gold puts, and bank plays. Tripfags suggested them but I made the conscious decision to see for myself before taking any bait.

>>9500392
Hey man, that shit is going to happen sometime down the road. You can look into it if you want, it's literally a guarantee.

>>9500352
You sound like a bitch anon. The only difference between a tripfag and an anon is a fucking name. If you don't like it, filter them.

>>9500437
Cry some more. There is no need for a name unless you want the attention.

>>9500352
Listen sweetie, I've posted every trade I've made so far this week. Looks like i'm going to be up 80% on the week. You can keep chasing memes and talking shit on the tripfags though, i'll be here making money kiddo.

>>9500352
>even has been making money.
No, you see, this is where I post a pic
And you see that you're wrong a SECOND time.

Isn't that just amazing?
Now why don't you just go ahead and show us a pic of your miserably weak little hands?

>>9500408
Thanks I’ll try all that.

why does everyone become obsessed with talking about tripfags every 2 weeks.. jesus christ, if you don't like tripfags.. cool.. most tripfags know this and don't give a shit.

Now put your focus back in the stock market and try to bring something of value besides bitching and moaning about tripfags.

>>9500448
>things that never happened

>>9500445
You're the only one crying anon, everyone else is going about their business. You obviously took advice from one of the tripfags (Which should be in the /smg/ header as things not to do) and lost your ass. That means you are either gullible as fuck, or an incompetent trader. Probably both.

>>9500451
That doesn't prove shit and the fact you think it does makes you a real brainlet.

>>9500451

>>9500483
>no you are crying

>>9500497
ha yea me too

>>9500497
What caused the sudden drop all of the sudden anon?

>>9500525
my bet is some ER bullshit
tis the season

>>9500525
im gonna guess he got access to options trading

>>9500542
>>9500543
Options would have been my first thought as well. Was just curious if there was a particular meme stock involved in the process of the meltdown.

>>9500464
Listen Sweetie, you really should just filter the tripfags if we're bothering you that much. Truth is I haven't made too many trades since Monday, but that's ok you're just letting the fomo control your impulses instead of sticking to a plan.

>>9500525
data readouts, failed secondary endpoint

>>9500511
I'm up 106% this week, literally nothing could upset me at this point.

>>9500567
Nah it's cool, your egos are like punching bags especially when you look like ass clowns calling the wrong shots constantly.

>>9500511
All of the tripfags here are more than helpful, just like the rest of /smg/, so I’ll ask technical questions from time to time. I never ask anyone which stock to buy and neither should you. Do your own DD.

>>9500575
also a CRL issued on PUDFA day

>>9500590
>except a random poster going on about trip fags on a shitty chinese cartoon image posting board

CHK is about to launch. get in while you can lads

>>9500437
Exactly.
I don't even fucking care if he really did all in on SDRL. I just want to call this little faggot out on his lies. I'd be having the same damn conversation even if I didn't have a trip code.

>>9500455
There's just one little c u c k b o y and we're all giving him a run for his money right now.

>>9500445
>>9500464
>>9500487
>t. Brainlet c u c k
Your life must be a shit show.
I'd love for this loser to be turned into an ebin new maymay.

>>9500575
fucking biotech

>>9500615
>I'd love for this loser to be turned into an ebin new maymay.
I bet you love looking in the mirror then.

so what about shorting oil over the weekend? does that sound like a plan? might grab some DWT and hold into monday or tuesday. seems like its due for a pullback and with no new news to support it right now.

>tfw dogshit HMNY is the only thing green in my portfolio
Am I in the Twilight Zone?

>>9500619
its always either ER, options, or biotech
the three most deadly things in the market

Cool down my dudes, no need to be bootybothered by this kind of shit.

>>9500591
>calling the wrong shots constantly
Like that one I made about FB recovering just fine from that 20% dip?
You can literally go and dig that up in the archives. But I fucking called it.

And, oh look,
Now you're wrong a third time, s o y b o y.
This is one of the reasons why it's fun to tripfag.
When you're right this often, it sets you apart from the pajeets that try to drop in and make one post shilling a shitty bag like the one that I bet you're crying about, you little c u c k.

>>9500664
>C
>KO

my 2 favorites
Expect Golden gains this year

>>9500497

>>9500681
>FB recovered from the dip
No shit, next you are going to tell me NVIDIA's stock is going to do the same.

Damnit, I can't believe I missed out on this Gamestop plummet. It makes perfect sense that it was going to happen. Was too busy with SPY and AMAT that I missed this gem.

>>9500648
It's popping over the weekend, USO is gonna make a run at the 15.00 price barrier

I mean this is just my opinion, in reality it's probably a coin flip

This thread is a great reminder why you should post responsibly.

>>9500648
The way that SPY is behaving, i'm going into this weekend naked to see what monday brings. Very uncertain right now.

>>9500701
No, actually that one's super overvalued. FB has a much, much more reasonable P/E ratio than NVDA.
NVDA isn't even close to a sufficient nosedive to account for that.
Plus, FB is tech while NVDA is semiconductors.
Really hoping you aren't holding the bag there too, you poor little faget.
:^)

>>9500760
Wow Gamestop just puked its guts out.

Oh shit, RH web finally have options working now nice.

>>9500761
but whats the catalyst? on the weekly chart it looks really weak. but looking at the volume on USO right now you might be right. maybe this sideways shit was it consolidating and its ready to rocck again

fug, maybe ill buy some UWT

>>9500774
yeah its just flopping around. i think were in holding till FED shitpost

>>9500762

These threads only serve the purpose of shitposting

Only a fool would take advice from here

>>9500760
>Gamestop plummet
AAAAAAAAAAA IM STILL BAGHOLDING THIS GARBAGE SINCE NOVEMBER

WHY DIDNT I SELL AFTER THEIR NOVEMBER EARNINGS

>>9500782
Nope, just watching. I don't live with intense FOMO like some people.

>>9500796
The writing was on the wall too with all this Tiger management bullshit. Oh well I guess.
>>9500811
At least you have those dividends r-r-right anon?

>>9500648
I'm 100% in options that expire today. Going to have 100% in cash Monday and then will make my decisions. I'm not a fan of the uncertainty weekend's bring, and my new strategy allows me to just sit in cash over the weekend.

>>9500828
y-yeah haha

>>9500828
It doesn't look too promising though even for an investment.

>>9500842
can you shill me 250% trade i can do to just get margins back immediately?

i wanna short contracts on everything im doing currently.

>>9500842
I think that's smart, I never hold into a weekend. The amount of damage Trump shitposting can do (god bless him) in 15 minutes is bad enough, over a weekend, there is no limit.
>>9500864
It's a slow bleed to death ultimately. The only reason they are still propped up is they have a ton of cash and pretty much no debt.

>>9500797
Yeah, it's great.

Is it even worth picking up Gamestop? It's such a shit stock.

>>9500820
Kek.
Yeah, imagine having FOMO so bad that you actually pretend that you made a trade that you didn't and are staunchly attached to retaining that illusion online.
Wouldn't that just be pathetic?

MYDX making some moves today could continue.. if you're able to buy id keep an eye on it for entry

>>9500811
>-9.5%
Time to buy the dip?

>>9500864
theyve been closing stores forever. i remember the last place near me had 2 gamestops, because they bought another game store in the same mall. their management is fucking retarded

>>9500884
kek, let's be serious that website in general is an abomination, but I hate having to switch to my phone to do trades when i'm on my pc.

>>9500889
>Is it even worth picking up Gamestop?
No.
This is not a dip.
Wish I had found them earlier when I was looking for shorts to hedge with.

>>9500890
Couldn't imagine ever being that desperate or pathetic. Only some anonymous poster on an image board would ever think of doing such a thing.

>>9500918
GME is going to be remembered as the short that all of us missed out on.

test

>driving to my second job site listening to local radio
>to lazy to do Bluetooth today
>commercial comes on
>”do you need cash to buy stocks or invest in the crypto dip? Just get a mortgage with us!”
Why do people do this?

when is the FED shitpost? treasuries look set to rise clear until then. a lot of momentum behind them right now

First

Here's a freebie for you fucking retards: RXII

You're welcome

just sold 280 shares of Pandora to close my long. made a bit off of earnings, thanks Rodger Lynch. Might play again next quarter.

>>9500978
>borrow money for crypto dip
y-yeah.. who the fuck would do that? r-right?

>>9500978
>Why do people do this?
Have you been in any crypto threads? Those NEETs would literally sell their soul if it meant they didn't have to get a job. Also, SDRL is preparing to drop anchor.

>>9500978
Mmmm more normies to fuel this summers crypto run

>>9500876
I wish it were that simple. I'm probably going to long gold within a week or two, but I'm still in a holding pattern until I see what oil and the dollar do. If the dollar just keeps going up we could see gold break that $1250 spot price which was where I had my arbitrary support level. I just want a confirmed reversal of the trend before making my decision.

>>9500882
The funny thing about Trump's weekend shit posting is it's usually forgotten by the time the markets open, but there are occasions where it's not, with the amount of cards on the table right now, anything could happen. Sitting in cash lets me relax and enjoy the weekend though. No matter what the developments are it's like I can adjust and spread my shekels out Monday lol.

>>9501016
>I just want a confirmed reversal of the trend before making my decision.
yea im trying to stop myself from shorting oil over the weekend. i have long contracts against USO anyways, so its less a gamble and more a hedge i guess. but its the weekend so who knows whatll heppen.

>>9501000
>RXII
why tho?

>>9501012
>SDRL is preparing to drop anchor.
This. I have no idea why it's still so high.
I got puts on them yesterday.

>>9501068
I bought a couple more near the highs of the day. Puts are extremely cheap so the risk is negligible for the most part, and the odds of this thing keeping pace are so slim that if they manage to do it, I would be downright impressed , not mad.

>>9501012
>>9501068
>>9501102
Would I be wrong in thinking Monday, seeing as it has the weekend for the mania to cool off?

>>9501054
Good luck, you're still gambling on a trend reversal. If you look at the chart on USO it's been pretty damn flat and trading in a range for the very near term outside of that nuclear deal shit post. There's no reason for it to drop dramatically only increase in the relative future as we haven't even hit summer and highest demand season yet. Everything is pointing to higher oil so shorting over the weekend is still a gamble even if you want to call it a hedge.

>>9501149
yea i know i was trying to justify it
thanks for talking me out of it.

think im gonna get more long calls on TLT
id say the trend reversal is looking good. might go up to 118 and i already have some calls on it right now. might as well average in

>>9501149
the actual advice given is good just the diagram is retarded

>>9501140
I would NOT recommend a short term play.
Give yourself a lot of slack to run with.
They have 60 days for the bankruptcy to stuff to happen.
My options don't expire until after then.

Cnk is going places near me yallz

>>9501140
people dont like to gamble with a lot over the weekend. most risky stuff will lose a little going into the weekend. unless the FOMO is too strong, and it gets bought up

99 soon

swing time for xxii, buy op may extend into monday next week

dare looking like an ok buy position

you're a madman if you're touching hmny right now but I think it'll go up on Monday, possibly touch $1 then bleed

>>9501178
I got some on TLT and LQD, any other tickers to look at? I know TMV is shit because it's only like $20

>>9501201
were you the one that used to do forex threads?

>>9501140
It's only propped up by day traders, they are eventually going to move onto something else, and when they do, this stock most likely will bottom out.

>>9501190
>>9501196
>>9501217
I see. Thankfully I don’t have options yet but I’m trying to get a feel for it anyway.

>>9501213
HYG is more liquid options wise for corporate bonds. im actually bearish on those

TLT bounced hard today off of 116.10
i say it at least gets to the bottom of that gap at 118 or so.

>>9501215
Copper Futures? yeah that was me
Copper is such shit, never again

>>9501203
igc to swing to .75 next week

>>9501178
That pays out it's dividend pretty soon, take a 2 week out position tops before it drops a quarter on you. I think the yields are coming down because of the influx of cash going into safe havens and out of equities. Hence the speculation on a gold position. We still have the major shit post incoming next month, and if we're truely in a bear market/end of bull market, we're at SPY's top level resistance for the short term.

>>9501182
Oh it's definitely solid advice, and I felt it relevant to the conversation at hand. But Buy high and sell low is the meme of the board.

>>9501271
Junky methheads ruined the copper market forever.

>>9501252
id like to add, i dont have the date for the FOMC thang in front of me, and i suspect that will be the time to short them HARD

>mfw the shooter may have purchased his weapon at a Big Five Sporting Goods
>mfw he would probably have gotten the best advice ever on which one to choose

>>9501300
yeah i was just there for the swing until the FED shitpost. i keep an eye on the divs. looking for like a couple more days in it

>>9501327
oh my god, please tell me it was a big5 store, if you find a source please post it

Do I buy the Hertz dip?

>>9501300
retard. the advice is 'buy things that are going up and are going to continue to go up' and 'sell things that are going down and are going to continue going down.'

>>9501240
teh_profit will day trade same day deep OTM options and has a strategy for that.
I haven't had a lot of luck with options for shorter than a month out.
I like to just grab the mid term or long term options that RH recommends, but also check they have sufficient volume and open interest to easily sell them later or see what other people are doing.

>>9501327
holy shit. that will be bad for big5

#SantaFeStrong

>>9501359
>teh_profit will day trade same day deep OTM options and has a strategy for that.
lel
cant reccommend it yet
not using real money anymore to test it
needs work

>>9501352
Btw I'm still bag-holding VSAR from September. Down over 90% (lost about $800)

>>9501362
why?

>>9501352
Europcar was down too. Is there something wrong with the vehicle leasing business ?

>>9501367
#Standupagainstbig5

>>9501402
>>9501327

COMFY

>>9501355
Right you don't trade against the trend, why are you calling me a retard?

>>9501387
>school shooter buys gun
>buys it from big5
>OMG BIG 5 SHOULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS
>LIBERAL SCREECHING
How are you not used to this pattern?

Buy Johnson and Johnson
they own Tylonel and Band aids
Thsi summer a lot of kids are gonna fall playing and need this stuff

>>9501439
I miss read your comment my good sir

>>9501427
Nice! Treating yourself to tendies tonight?

>>9501300
TLT is 6/1 I think

>>9501445
liberal screeching wont change the weather or affect bgfv's sales and margins

>>9501481
Unless they cave like Dicks

SOUR HOUR COMING EARLY
O
U
R

H
O
U
R

buy orders in place at 2700

come at me bears

>>9501481
this >>9501496

idk. at the very least it wouldnt be good news for the stock in the near term.

Yum.
Chink tears.

>>9501531
Green day power hour
Watch this

>>9501496
short dicks

>>9501481
You grossly underestimate the power unemployed college liberals have on businesses.

>>9501563
>retail with a 2% dividend
not touching that with a 10 foot pole

>>9501547
I guess it would depend on thier annual income for firearms sales mostly. But if their demographic is rednecks then it might hurt them all around. Where are Big 5s usually found? It’s exclusively Academy here.

>>9501570
is this post satire

>>9501570
yeah its not necessarily their screeching that does anything. its them not consuming it. theyre the biggest consumers in the world. losing that market is a big deal

>>9501608
>theyre the biggest consumers in the world
It's all they ever do. It's like they were made for it.
Always consuming. Never producing.

>>9501604
see
>>9501608
>>9501632

>>9501451
More kids need to get hurt for my gains.

>>9501632
>the most pro communist generation the US history is also the most bourgeoisie in US history

NEW
>>9501671

NEW
>>9501671

NEW
>>9501671

>>9501608
>[unemployed college students] are the biggest consumers in the world
made up statistic, litterally
>losing that market is a big deal
what market lmao

>>9501632
and now the tripfag circlejerk begins, what a joy this board is

>>9501632
>It's like they were made for it.
we literally WERE made to consume
the freaks like me that dont consume confuse the shit out of the marketers

>>9501677
>implying the bourgeois numbskulls LARPing as commies arent the easiest to control
seriously, just keep the netflix going and their phones charged. the whole reason we took back off after 08 is because my generation leaving high school, getting jobs, bad loans etc

this is a very beneficial situation if you look at it from the puppet masters perspective

>>9501701
millenials are a huge part of the current market my dude. things wouldve never gotten pumped this far if it werent for that generation. all across the board, really

>>9501731
just stop. unemployed college students are not the biggest market in the world

you made up some bullshit and got called out on it just admit it. it happens

>>9501701
>and now the tripfag circlejerk begins
I'd be doing the same shit if I didn't have a trip code, so whatever.
I do hate the unemployed college liberals tho. Filthy communist shits.

>>9501762
in retail shit? they probably are. every college student spends their last cent on bullshit. then they max out cards and do it again

>>9501794
please, just stop. college students spend most of their discretionary income on food. i know its hard to admit you're wrong. cognitive dissonance is hard. sometimes when you make up facts it turns out your wrong.

I think I just sold the bottom of the AMRS dip. At least it was only like 3% of my holdings, but fuck you and your memes never again.

>>9501794

You're retarded

>>9501762
>unemployed college students are not the biggest market in the world
Alright, sure. Probably not THE biggest.
But, I'm not going to get rich by being a huge consumer. And, I'm not planning to squander my wealth when I do get rich.
The rich are bigger consumers of investments, which isn't exactly a "consumer"

>>9501816
jesus dude chill the fuck out
i was just bullshitting with some guys. didnt intend for this to turn into some circle jerk where we point at infographs. millenials are very important to the marketplace. thats not a joke or a lie

>>9498571
Why do you not apply for a trading position? Seems better than sucking dicks.