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Buy $PKD

Bet you regret not buying KO

Last time I'm going to mention it. Buy AMAT puts. They have earnings today and are going to miss.

First for financial fan fiction!

>>9482111
its already down a dollar today, is it priced in?

Post-lunch ER picks coming in:
Since there are so few ERs this week, picks are for both after hours today and before hours tomorrow
>AZN (stupid low eps this quarter; pre-market)
>AIVN (cheap; pre-market)
>AMAT (post-market)
>DE (pre-market)
>RAVN (post-market)
>VENT (cheap; post-market)
>Wild Card: JWN (post-market)

>>9482159

fuck you

All your picks yesterday were shit

>>9482034
holy shit
cant trade on this fucking computer
it just bought fucking ten contracts instead of 1
i just lost another $80 just in fucking spread. fuck this

Come on Chad we need a new paradigm on this stupid thing I'm holding.

>>9482159
fucking JWN
I want another M but don't see that happening

>>9482111
reminder that stock movement post earnings is random

>>9482200
Fucking LOL

Thanks again, SDRL anon. I got out today @ 0.65, got in @ 0.275. It was a wild ride, would def go again.

Thanks for playing

>>9482233
checked. what's up with that chick's face? Downs?

>>9482259
she's a quadroon

>>9482223
i assure you it was NOT lol to look back and see that fucking shit

i was gonna flip 1 put (ONE) to close. the fucking thing lagged so hard, i was upping the limit with the arrow key and it was still selecting the quantity.
fucking cianiggers

>>9482259
El Goblina...

>>9482284
time to start over and buy the SPY

>>9482259
Amerimutt

>>9482297
why in the fuck would i do that if i think its gonna crash to close?

>>9482259
She reminds me of that Jonah from Tonga dude. She bought a nice set of milkers, tho. Would definitely throw an octoroon baby into.
So what's the next meme play? I've been out of touch most of the week.

>>9482145
Definitely doesn't appear to be priced in.

>>9482310

>>9482259
Id unironically impregnate her. There’s so many cajun mitts down here that I’m used to it.
>ywn wife a redbone cajun

>>9482310
We've got a bull flag on the SPY, we have a likely hood it's going to close about 274.

>>9482350
*mutts

>>9482334
what strike and expiry you looking at? ill buy a couple

>>9482342
>>9482352
and i dont buy that shit at all
those fuckers will paint whatever it takes to get people to buy it. theres no reason to go long right now unless your timespan is several months. were atleast closing red on the week

>>9482034
Iron hands here. HODL THE LINE.

>>9482383
if we pump to close you have to do the Golden Bull dance

>>9482380
I bought $54 5/25 put.
Invest at your own risk but I got my own money on the line and am pretty confident.

>>9482410
I bought the SPY calls, so when we pump to close just call me bear fucker.

>>9482452
Ok will check at close.

I TOLD YOU ALL

why wont BKS just fucking die already?

>>9482452
absolutely Bullish

>>9482493
THANKS

>>9482493
how you feelin now halted on the way up

gonna run good

>>9482493
wish i had listened, just so many choices and so little money to invest.

Mgm for a month, easy

>>9482452
I shorted so when we close in the red, you have to do a line of crystal off my boner.

>>9482493
be careful though the volume is indicative of a chatroom pump

>>9482034

ARRY

YOU'RE WELCOME

>>9482553
No problem, not that guy btw

>>9482535
My puts are up 20% still, but yeah, that fucker needs to go

I sold off my SDRL this morning for a 110% gain. What meme should I chase next?

>>9482605
Ok but if we close green you have to amputate your big toe with a shovel.

>MFW me and comfy were joking about how funny it would be if we tricked some newfags into buying it and it mooned.

>>9482607
Nice tip. Filtered

>>9482654

>>9482616
more details

>>9482493

What is the catalyst???

Looks like a pump and dump. Good thing we have the folks at the SEC to stop these things

>>9482654

...

>>9482650
Deal.

>>9482671
>that id
I'm a tit man too

>company i wageslave for is getting bought out
>they told us before the news
>they say we are going to be the best aquisition for the company
>tfw its a private company so I cant trade on inside news

>>9482616

Doesn't look like anything to me

>>9482493

>no sell option

So you didn't even buy the stock you were shilling to us?

top fucking kek

kill yourself

>>9482493
This thing pumps and dumps, look at the past. Its been this high before only to go back.

>>9482646
CEI
SND
SLCA

oh shit CARV going supernova

TFW sliddening and you don't even have a fucking clue what position it's from

>>9482652
This very much

>>9482815

>0.03%

>>9482789
a bit late on telling us

rekt hard on KEM today. didn't notice they always dump after earnings.
still super green week tho

>CARV

Jesus fucking chirst.

>>9482654
I dub thee "FilterAnon" put it on or it gets the hose again

>>9482876

here comes the dump

>>9482825
I was referring more to the rate of change than my % change for the day

HMNY WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING GO UP YOU ST00PID FAGGOT

MICRON!!!

>>9482789
Appropriate namefagging.

Pump it Buffet Dono!

>>9482942

lol

>>9482876
WE WUZ BANKERS N SHIEET

>>9482876
holy fuck still pumping

CARV is still going

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>LMT and oil are the only things keeping it a green day
>Fuck this market, I'm hopping into the shower then making a stiff drink

>>9482999
>>9483106
Look at the volume kek

>>9483118
over the past couple weeks I've moved my portfolio entirely into defense and oil-related stocks

>>9482891
curious about:

1. how old you are
2. your current positions

>>9482652
>>9482822
It's unbefuckinglieveable and I can't stop laughing

I bought two shares for shits&gigs, I'm gonna sell them tomorrow and then spend whatever the gains are at the liquor store. Will I be buying JW Blue? Vladimir? Dunno, let's find out

>>9483110
FUCK. Too late to get in? Maybe it's like another IMTE.

>>9482452
I think you fucked up.

CHINA

>>9483200
dont get in, its to pump/dumpy

LET THE DUMPENING COMMENCE!

>>9483202
fuck trump, fuck white people.

Should of hopped on TVIX

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>9483265
i bought some at 5 15, not sure when to unload

Trump tweeting and wrecking the market once again ffs

>>9483233
Well at least I know why my shit's tanking now

It was everything dipping an imperceptable amount at once

>>9483296
I dont see his tweet

>>9483287
7

We are testing 268

>>9482671
I’m at Disneyland frens
Celebrating SDRL!

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>9483330
Pirate ride now

>>9483330
I'm on a ride of my own: the downhill rollercoaster of despair. Oh, well. At least I can buy some stuff cheaper.

lmao drumpkins played by NORKS goodbye market

>>9483333
Every one knew the market was gonna get Bogged at 271

A rich boomer followed my twitter account where I make fun of Cramer.
We're gaining power

>>9483318
>not holding BGFV

>>9483366
fake news, just buy the dip.

fucking
trump

>>9483353
It’s closed!!
>>9483365
>tfw bought 1k extra of SDRL ath
Hang in there

Buy the Trump dip

>>9483517
Seven tweets in the last 24 hours. WTF is wrong with this man

>>9483534
it's "BTFD", not "BTFATH"

The volume for the day dropped.
What did they mean by this?

Fucking based Trump!

>>9483571
dips caused by "Trump Says Thing" headlines never last

I was worried he cancelled NAFTA or something

>No class until 7

Plenty of time to day drink and make bad trades

>>9483607
put clothes on anon

>>9483571
From what I'm reading Some Schools are Flagging students as MS-13 to get them Deported and the county Knows this.

>>9482216
>reminder that stock movement post earnings is random

Just because you don't understand something doesn't make it random.

>>9483571
God damn thats based as fuck

>>9483607
nice choice, i like me a long island

>>9483571
how can one man be so based ?

>>9483635
>Let's make a policy that relies on high school kids not being fucking retards
>hey why isn't this working? it is a mystery

>>9483571
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2017/8/22/1692369/-ICE-is-arresting-and-falsely-accusing-undocumented-teens-of-being-MS-13-gang-members

About to buy 9 thousand worth of amrs for long, after waiting for the ER stats and waiting for the short attack.

Very easy one here.

>>9483233
h-haha
my portfolio was dumping way before your faggy SPY does
h-hahaha

>>9483667
kek, of course they are going to say that! they dinent du nufin

>>9483667
They have to go back

There was also this

>>9483624
I just showered, don't need to wear anything except for shorts
It's finally 55°F so I can open the windows too

>>9483646
It was that or Port
Or maybe a Rickey

Gotta prepare for 5 hours of block diagrams and Laplace transforms somehow

>>9483676
do you want to buy mine @ 6.42 ?
Very good price your fellow anon :^)

>>9483734
automatism is for faggets

>>9483738
Lol i told you guys not to buy pre ER and to wait for the post ER big dip, knowing big shorting would go on for covering.
Nows the time, obviously

Why is CHK climbing so much lately?

HMNY is killing me desu, when is that short squeeze happening??

>>9483778
Guess I am a noob
I have ironhands and actually want to stay invested in Amy.
I will average down when I raise some cash.

Something tells me Teh Profit will be doing the Golden Bull dance for us all

>>9483695
The SPY reserves are there for dumping if another correction hits.
I have 12k in leverage
I also have 6k in 3X leveraged ETFs, 2.5k in options, and the rest is FAANG shit

What are you holding?

>>9483805
Wouldnt worry, will hit 7 or 8 by next ER in a few months, then a good regular increase

>>9483698
>>9483713
There is nothing in the Constitution that grants the US Government control over immigration.

The Border Checkpoints and physical barriers are extremely unconstitutional. They only have that power because of a Federal Judge.

In reality illegal aliens aren't really braking any laws. Entry and Exit out of the country is Freedom of Travel protected under the 4th amendment.

The longer you support this Totalitarian government, the faster shit hits the fan.

>>9483757
ME bachelors's isnt though

Is TLT going to keep dumping again? Might double down on my puts

>>9483828

>>9483828
governments by definition have the right to protect their borders.

>>9483828
yeah, that was before a massive welfare state emerged

fuck off

>>9483695
I was -$250 at the worst. Now I'm only -$150.

>>9483821
Bioshits, mainly in the gene therapy category:
GILD
REGN
SGMO
QURE
ONCE
BMRN
AMRS
ATVI
No leverage, 25k

>>9483827
I actually did my DD on it and a DCF model based on Memelo's guidance. Even with the full diluton of 90M shares, it can be a MIDTEENS™ stock.
And what Melo said about the sweetener deal in the second half of 2018 got me excited.

>>9483784
Well, it looks like the puts haven't budged even a little despite the slide today, so it looks like you can buy some protection without a premium in the event that it recovers.
This is fucking stupid.

>>9483890
y-you don't actually lose money if you don't sell senpai !
i-ironhands

>>9483784
If you didnt sell this absolute piece of shit when it pumped 20% from 0.56 to 0.70+ you deserve it anon

Unstoppable
Could this be a fabled green power hour?

>>9483864
>puts are having a great day
>buy more
Do you really think that's a good idea?

ITS TOO FUCKING HOT OUTSIDE

>>9483946
You're supposed to say, "it's gonna tank like a motherfucker" if you want it to be a green day. Like "break a leg".

>>9483869
>>9483875
>>9483883
>>9483869
>>9483875
>>9483883
Do you really want a future where Bureaucracy determines where you are allowed to go and live?
This is too much power for a Government to have, Freedom of Travel is a basic building block for a real Open and Free society.

>>9484008
the bogs are in my court

>>9483923
>>9483940
$2 EOW

>>9484008
It's gonna tank like a motherfucker!

>>9484032
Dont talk to me you stupid pathetic Ancap
I hope you die

>>9484032
There are no more people made for Freedom and Liberty in this world.
Most of the people have the mind of a slave. Yes, slavery and serfdom is a state of mind.

Democracy will ensure the wish of those people be carried be out.

anybody still holding AMRS is officially retarded.

any other comfy /TMV/ holders?

>>9484071
a kind reminder of who Big5Cuck really is

>>9484032
>This is too much power for a Government to have, Freedom of Travel is a basic building block for a real Open and Free society.
we need a one world government in order for that to work

otherwise I get fucked because I cant move anywhere better, while millions of third worlders can move to my home country for phat benefits

legal citizenship should be easier to get however, less sub-minimum wage workers and tax cheating then

>>9484043
I'd like that too.
My puts are oddly just not delivering.

How is CARV still going? What did they mean by this?

>>9484032
take it to /pol/
really trying not to take the bait...
but it's super obvious you've never lived in the 3rd world.
if you did you would understand why free movement means a race to the bottom

>>9484071
>>9483923
Do I panic sell HMNY now?? I'M SO TIRED OF BEING RED

COD BLOPS 4 announced battle Royale mode. Who here ATVI ftw?

>>9484141
Its litterly only a dollar.

>>9484141
Sold my ATVI for a loss at 68

>>9483828
T. Socialist faggot

>>9484098
Nice pic.
Saved.

>>9484116
I think the price action is retarded on that thing.
It's not a major position for me.

>>9484174
The biz way, buyhigh selllow

>he didnt buy the Trump dip

>>9484098
>one world one government
I can support this, but only if certain members of said society are citizens. Animals like those who identify with groups like MS-13, ISIS or unions should not be allowed citizenship in our one world government.

Based dump

I'm considering panic selling HMNY, but I'm going to leave the decision up to Kek.
Evens: sell
Odds: hold
Dubs: Sell everything and buy more HMNY

>>9484295
Fuck. I'll try again tomorrow

How does rising interest rates effect Reits?

>>9484295
How many shares of that garbage do you have anyway?

>>9484295
Buy more anyway. $1.50 by EOM.

>>9484032
Shalom

>>9484287
Get absolutely wrecked heathen

>>9484325
>>9484330
413, I want it all to end

>>9484321
priced in
Buy the dip

>>9483571
Kek’d

>>9482605
>>9482650
>>9482690
This is getting interesting.

>He Bought the Dead Cat bounce.

What are your thoughts on AVP?

CEO and Global President just bought "the dip"

BASED GOLDEN BULLS

First ride of the day, here’s hoping for power hour to kick us into overdrive.
Don’t forget to buy OKTA and SHOP!

>>9484361
NNUUUUU
Me was looking @ HMNY chart
Pls SPY go back down

>>9484259
>I can support this, but only if certain members of said society are citizens.

citizenship doesnt need to mean voting rights or representation

if only certain people are citizens then you just created a nation within a nation, so is it really a one world government?

Id absolutely support IQ/aptitude testing for voting rights (or government official qualifications), and maybe a test to determine if you can breed and have offspring (but good luck enforcing that, thanks to mother nature)

this is getting off topic though
anyone know a good website for TA?
or ever tried it with investing.com?
im no good at reading volume on candlestick charts, and dont know how to make an excell sheet of stock prices over time, without plugging in 1000's of data points by hand every day

>>9484456
>mfw I suddenly have a fetish for stock photography

ADSV Is up 33% from 0.00$

>>9484478
Dont worry it will dump again. waaay overbought right now.

>>9484477
thats ride sucks go on The mattahorn or winnie the pooh 3d advernture

>>9484259
>or unions
Kek. Based.

>>9484321
Well, that's real estate. Not bonds.
Wild guessing here:
The better interest rates on bonds may attract and pull some investors out of REITs, which would result in dropping values for REITs but higher dividends until they are sufficiently competitive with bonds for their increased relative risk

>>9484509
hek hek hek

>>9484482
We could just put stuff that sterilizes men in the water and only give the pills that makes your balls work to people who've passed the examination. We make a ton of money sterilizing everybody and we make a ton of money on the pills. It's like a no brainer.

>>9484518
They wanted to go to the Cali park first, but soon anon. Soon.

$HMNY Robinhood, a free trading app popular among millennials, found that people on the platform bought more Helios and Matheson stock last week than bought stock of any other company in the platform's top 100. Almost 32,000 users own the stock now, a roughly 7,000-person (28%) increase from a week ago. That puts it among the 32 most owned names on Robinhood.


lmao

>>9484552
Go on the twilight hotel ride, thats fucking based

Okay, Kek, if evens I can sell HMNY in the next week, odds I have to hold, dubs I sell everything I buy more

>>9484477
>>9484518
space mountain my nigga

Market Dump?

Red day tommorow? That felt like a bull trap today. Anyone else spike hard this Morning?

>>9484545
>We could just put stuff that sterilizes men in the water and only give the pills that makes your balls work to people who've passed the examination.
>making the fears of anti-floride and antivaxxer's retards come true

no thanks, I dont want Polio

>>9484611
Wish i could see it this morning waaging during the best trade hours

>>9484478
Hey, you made it go the wrong way!

Not a bad day though, just bought back in too soon

Figured out what to do with my SDRL winnings. HII looks oversold relative to the rest of the industry and I'm bullish so I picked up a $230 call expiring in September. When the deal for the next two carriers goes through this thing is going to be well over $240, and they own the only shipyard that can build them (Newport News). Is the US going to get out of the nuclear aircraft carrier business entirely? No we are not. I expect a dip if the NK talks go well, but those carriers are still gonna get bought

>>9484647
It's gonna tank like a motherfucker!

>>9484636
Me to bro I missed out earlier while at work. Caught half of my potential gains atleast bit damn...
>knowthatfeel.jpg

>>9484478
Just Bought 100K

The pump begins now.

HMNY is down another .03 already you told me it would bounce is/smg/ full of pajeets

>>9484704
>/smg/ full of pajeets
you spelled salty bagholders wrong

>>9484704
it already bounced, you missed the train

Its time for the Pump boys
All in on Kraft Heinz

>>9484704
always do the opposite of what /smg/ says

>>9484729
speaking of which, where's that guy that opened the Pandora short on monday?

>>9484704
>psssshhh...nothin personnel...kid...

>>9484704
/smg/ is full of gamblers

>>9484747
I'm hold shorts on Pandora.
I don't think I opened any on Monday tho

>>9484759
This is so fucking stupid.

>He panic Sold HMNY

>up 0.7% today
dank, shouldve listened

>>9484852
STILL HOLDING
FUCK I WILL HOLD THIS TILL IT GETS DELISTED

>>9484563
That's a lot of bagholders.

So what, now nobody cares about the US10Y rate going tits up out of control?

>>9484913
Obviously it didnt dump the markets like back in Feb so its priced in
not that those rates are significant

>>9484892
inshallah

We might be dumping again soon, hang on

Picked up another TLT put

>>9484590
They changed it to Guardians of the Galaxy desu

That, or It hits my sell limit of $2. Ah, I only spent $35 on that gargantuan piece of turd anyway.

>>9484968
EXCAUSA ME

>>9484563
That's amazing.
I really hope this shit goes to $0.20 or short squeezes fucking hard.
It just needs to fucking move again.

>>9484922
Well, we're a few points about to break an over 30+ year trend-line. I feel it IS pretty significant, because if the trend reverses, there's no way Governments will be able to finance themselves when the burden of the debt is now bigger than ever.

>>9485015

SHUT UP IT'S PUMPING AFTER HOURS

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>>9484965
You're going to carry that weight.
You should've waited for a retrace.

who here thinks it is a great opportunity to buy hawaii real estate now ?

>>9484563
>>9485015
Let them eat sour grapes and crow. Shit's going to suck when that stock hits 0.20.

Lots of wimenz at Disneyland

>>9485067
I don't think you understand how monetary theory works

This isn't the fucking Euro. Treasury "buying" and "selling" debt to the Fed is just a shell game. Dollars are created when the government spends it and destroyed when the government collects it in taxes, end of story

>>9485113
lmao you're on the little mermaid ride shitposting on /smg/? Just keep riding around until the markets closed.

I'm going to be sniffing meth off a dick aren't I?

>>9485073
I think I'll be fine, it's pretty far out too so if so I'll just baghold like usual :^)

Looks like RIOT is back on the menu, boys. I kept telling you stupid fucks they're one of the only companies who hopped on the crypto bandwagon who are taking it seriously. I'm not saying it's all uphill from here, but if you have iron hands, this shit will make you rich. They have a giant mining farm, like 800 rigs I think; buy Bitcoin from government auctions at a discounted rate; and now own a futures brokerage that they're going to transform into their own cryptocurrency exchange. This shit is going to the moon.

>>9485076
ALEX seems to be a REIT specialized in Hawaii
It is at a 5y low !

>>9485067
trend wont reverse, its completely controlled
Golden Bull

>>9485140
What's the market cap?

>>9485140
I got fucked preeeeeety bad on LFIN so I might pass on this one famalam

why am I turning bear

picking up SQQQ for overnight

Who here /CHK/ Boys?

>>9485144
FINALLY an Island reit

Whoa, based-ass KO. At least something in my portfolio didn't suck ass today.

>>9485067
>>9485156
This! It's never ending magical bull run with the occasional bear traps. Normies are going to become corporate pigs while the few of us collect shekels and prepare for the coming collapse of society as we know it.

>>9485129
Yep

Even that daily end short cover doesnt have much steam, Means people arent just short selling today.

How High can TMV go? 20 plus year treasury bear 3x. up 10% in the last month

>>9485163
About $125M at the moment.
>>9485165
And what did LFIN actually have to offer as a company other than hopping on the Bitcoin hype?

Whoever recommended TPL earlier today: thanks! Already up

All in on oil companies and aircraft carriers, gonna party like it's 2003

>>9485076
why? Kilauea's already a national park thats fed propery
and the west side of the big island (especially Hilo) is already the poorest population in all the islands

t. been there 3 times, have cousins who live in Oahu

>>9485227
It offered what I thought were tasty put options, but now it's in an indefinite hold while option holders get fucked. I shoulda gone with a real broker and sold naked calls

>>9485201
Fuck man, first red day for me all week.

I bought some GUSH at close, probably stupid, but oh well.

>>9485221
If I roll Abit do I have to stop posting?

Pep and KO mooned at close
You bought right?

>>9485241
i am from europe i know nothing of hawai
except it is a tourist spot, moco loco and that poverty spam sushi

Really hope you go into that HMNY sale.
I Sold at .70 and bought at .62

Why does /smg/ think of GIS? I bought in at their 52 week low at 41.05 and I imagine it will rise back to 60 within the year. Personally "NatureValley" granola bars are some of my favorite snacks right now and I think a lot of teens eat it too. They just purchased a big dig food company and I think this will help bolster their revenue too. Not sure why they are so low priced though.

>>9485221
Rolls

>>9485295
Ive shilled this for awhile now
Its my top angel stock this year

>>9485295
boring and gay

Why did CARV go up so much? Is this just the beginning?

Today was a good day for this poorfag

>>9485336
Shit, nice work!

>>9485328
probably a pump and dump scam like IMTE last week

Was pretty funny that it happened to our joke stock though

>>9485336
Lol nice pull

spy leaking a bit after close. Mutual funds selling?

I didnt think any big companies had earnings anymore

>>9485295
fyi
Its low because of the blue buffalo aquistion, they took on debt equal to half their marketcap
+ rising costs for transportion hurt all consumer stocks

>>9485221
It's going to trend up all year. Also y'all should buy the Crypto currency.

>>9485336
Fuck I miss my election night gains

>>9485336
Damn, son. What was the winner?

>>9485367
>bought in at 11$

I'm going to be ok r-right guys?

I'm ready to take the L. CEO of HMNY is going dump millions of dollars worth of shares soon to keep the company a float.
Time to sell tomorrow

>>9485412
SDLR into CARV sold and bought at the perfect time.

So /rhg/ hows your portfolio looking today?

>>9485490
>not worried because he's sitting on millions of dollars in stock that he can sell
>literally admitting that he's going to dump shares to stay afloat
Oh man, he's about to get JUSTd so hard.
When was he quoted saying that? What's the sauce?
Those $300M of shares could be just $30M now

>>9485589
https://nypost.com/2018/05/16/moviepass-parent-company-nets-profit-defying-stock-predictions/
NOT GOOD

Damn, AMD actually going to make it this time.

Don't worry about HMNY. It may very well go down to $0.25 before it kicks off, but it's going to run to $7 before the end of the month.

>>9485336
Nice@

>>9485579
>scotts mirackle grow
>boeing
this is a BASED profile

>>9485678
>he doesnt make drunken spreadsheets at 4am

>>9485699
I do, thats why im surprised how simular it is to my holds
Honeywell, SMG
Boeing
DOW, WM, and some uranium random

>>9485579
>AMD
>0%

You're going to make it friend

>>9485579
Nice! Have you looked at HII? I think it's getting ready to outperform the other big defense companies

For open tommrow i have 3k into APRN

who bought shopify?

>>9485129
I'm fully erect and waiting baggie, you have to provide the crystal though.

>>9485779
Im waiting for monday when I dump my HON (after the record date) to get some cash before I buy anything

>didnt hold my TMV

AMAT short still currently looking great even though they beat. We'll see if that lasts into tomorrow.

>>9485625
I dug through the other article mentioned in there, and the chairman also said they have 0 debt, and may consider debt based financing instead.
I'm actually surprised that they haven't taken out any debt before. Just about all companies leverage themselves at least a little bit.

>Seedril is a top trending stock

>>9485816
Didn't buy, but still holding, as I have been off and on for the past year.

CRSP is such a fucking meme

what happened to AMRS :(

I fucked up. I had this EWZ that I didn't even realize I bought, and the shit just blew the fuck up when the banks in Brazil blew the fuck up today. Shit I should have paid attention.

Make sure u get in on this action tommrow morning then dip the fuck out and go back to bed.

>>9486022
everyone remembered they dont make any money

>>9485921
Holy shit, that is a meme.
I don't know whether to short it or apply greater fool theory.
>previous EPS -$0.69
>$2.5B market cap
>more than 200% growth for the year
>(((CRISPR))) Gene therapy
This might be the biggest meme that I have ever seen in my life.

>>9485896
that's your cue to exit

>>9486022
That last quarter where they had a profit was basically from 1 customer. So they're not making money again.

>>9486081
Fool! It's your cue to buy more before it shoots up some more and then it tanks.

>>9486022
>>9486058
Fuck me. I sold too soon.

>>9486081
I exited on monday

Based Trump shitposting sending AMAT into a spiral after a beat. Thanks Daddy Donny!

Heh what are you guys? Down @0% today? Down 50%? Down 90%? If you were in KO all in you would be up almost 2 percent today
Apologize

CSCO AH = After hours 44.01 +0.55 (1.26%)

>>9486170
Sorry.

>>9486170
Coke and pepsi and the most forced memes ITT

>>9486170
Not sorry.

>>9482111
This fucking nigger was right. God damn it.

Whatever, still up +100% on SDRL.

>>9486210
Its not a Meme its a lifestyle

>>9486210
>He didn't all in CARV

>>9486217
SDRL will go above a dollar.

>>9486256
Seriously this. I hit my negative year bench mark today, so I'm forced to sell everything and buy by boring dividend stocks :(((

>>9486256
Kek. What kind of idiot wouldn't load up on CARV. Like how new can you be?

>>9486341
>>9486256
Yeah SDRL was nothing compared to CARV. You practically had to be a moronic jack ass not to see CARV coming especially with that news announcement they made back in January.

>>9486257
It's possible. But it's going back down to MID-TEENS sometime before the bk reorg finishes so just keep that in mind

>>9486307
>boring
You wont be bored when making 1 million dollars per day in 50 years

>>9486307
just go all in on ALT

>>9486307
Seriously do the absolute opposite of this
>>9486436
take it a step further and remove the A, L, and T keys from your keyboard.

>TFW randomly memed and took out a significant stake in GRUB
>TFW it just happened to be about the lowest price in the last 3 months
>TFW +13% already
What the fuck.

>>9486436
When is Big5 going to go up? More like big bagholder.

>>9486510
Sometimes shit just works out.

>>9486519
>More like big bagholder.
i'm in at 6.. so i don't see how that is bag holding..

>When is Big5 going to go up?
if you don't have patience and don't know what a short squeeze is maybe it's not a hold for you

After seeing this on le r e d d i t, i don't feel so bad about my losses

>>9486557
Pfft.

>>9486575
holy fucking shit

>>9486575
link?

>>9486557
>and don't know what a short squeeze
Are you suggesting that BGFV is currently benefitting from a short squeeze?
I saw that they have tons of short interest at least a while ago, but it's going up more steadily than what I typically recognize as a short squeeze.

>>9486575
Reddit is pants on head retarded.
This is why you shouldn't even look at what's going on over there.

>>9486519
>>9486557
I'm in at 5.6 :^)

>>9486807
>I saw that they have tons of short interest at least a while ago, but it's going up more steadily than what I typically recognize as a short squeeze.
look at market cap.. the smaller the market cap the faster it will move up on a short squeeze the larger the market cap the slower it'll move up.. market cap is important in this play aswell as short interest. not all stocks trade the same during a short squeeze

Some have slow squeezes some have very fast squeezes that come and go in a day.. BGFV will be a long short squeeze if all bulls know how to play it

>>9486911
nmew threads??