/biz/ - Business & Finance

Day or decade

Boy we really need for CL team to pull a stunt in order to bring some light on the project.
Total media silence is crap for us baghodlers..

>>9476222
Where's the stream?

>>9476222
I'm outta the loop on this, what's going on?

>>9476280
>>/biz/thread/S9391044#p9395437

>>9476280
Go back to rebbit where people actually say “out of the loop” and “eli5”

Can anyone tell me what's the deal with massive drop in volume? 1.5k mil now when it was 10mil a few days ago

>>9476222
checked but at what im looking here?

>>9476381
Bots aren't wash trading anymore. The big boys are finished accumulating and don't care about suppressing the price anymore. This is genuinely your last chance to accumulate and secure your future.

im having an asthma attack and i think i might die but i already owe like 5k in medical bills what do
t. american

https://www.salesforce.com/video/2528291/

30 minutes

ill go get some coffee

my 577 link will be there when i get back :)

>>9476352
Look how cool this faggot is.

strapped the fuck in

>>9476538
>https://www.salesforce.com/video/2528291/

Waiting to see sergey show up listening to classic Blur.

Could I be more comfy?

Mfw Link isn't mentioned at all.

Sergey and co are in New York. There is nothing on the list that suggests Link.

https://www.salesforce.com/uk/events/london/

>>9476639
would you look at the tits on this nerd broad.

We facebook now

Sergey has lost weight and got a new shirt

>>9476713
kek was waiting for this

>>9476222

>>9476677

PICS GUYS

WHAT IS GOING ON

>>9476747
https://www.salesforce.com/video/2528291/

>thoughts and prayers for ohana on Big Island

what the fuck happened to hawaii?

Guys. Sergey just went on stage. He ripped all his clothes off and started rubbing himself with Big Mac sauce. He's fighting off 12 security guards as we speak.

ok. im going to watch this instead of work.

>>9476771
They invested in the erupting volcano which is Chainlink

friendly reminder

oh fuck hes talking 4th industrial revolution

>>9476222
Fourth industrial revolution

4th industrial revolution...
oh shit
its coming

>are we ready?
yes. plz.

YOU NEED TO GET THAT DATA

T R U S T

EQUAL PAY FOR WOMEN

This guys a faggot. You can tell by his voice

CHAIN™

>>9476927
who gives a shit. he doesnt stutter, he's not bad.

As always, stay deluded linkies.

Nothing is being said.

Can someone make him fuck off with the ego stroking

if Sergey talks, prepare for a crazy run

>>9476933
That's not how I judge my favourite CEO's.

I see stuttering, being autistic and spilling food on his own beard as great CEO attributes

>>9476953
I am also watching this,

Will let you know what happens

I dont think Sergery is here though

>>9476946
you wish you were a trailblazer, faggot.
Non-trailblazers BTFO

>>9476963
I doubt he would be there

Someone flew from New York.

Would they manage to fly Cheryl and Sergey on the same plane though?

>>9476856
>>9476858
>>9476860
This is some WEF shit.

Stinky linkies eternally bagholding. Kek, I can’t stop reading these threads. It’s like a slow motion train wreck. The bottom fell out of the salt futures markets they expect a glut from the tear ducts of all the link tards.

>>9476973
50 mins left and we will find out

Nothing much so far

Lets be honest this isn't the type of talk where ChainLink even gets alluded to.

It's all about morals and no tech stuff.

Sorry lads, this as a LARP

>>9476623
you have to go back nigger

We need to get past this illness related stuff and into the real gritty stuff. A lot of the hidden talent pool is probably neeting out on /biz/

>>9476988
Agree.... Since all the last 30 mins thats all.

>>9476959
Unironically this.
Cause then you know they didn't get in because of some silver toungued salesman shenanigans.
I'd buy a lottery ticket on LINK if it wasn't such a hassle to get.

>>Salesforce World Tour London Broadcast
Please tune in on May 17 for a live broadcast from the Salesforce World Tour in London, with Salesforce executives, and special guests. Tune in and you will:
• Have access to all-new keynote sessions
• Hear amazing customer success stories
• See incredible new innovations in AI and Salesforce Einstein
• Learn about brand new announcements and products

Salesforce LIVE Agenda:

10:30 - 11:45 We Are All Trailblazers' with Simon Mulcahy and special guests
13:00 - 13:45 Blaze a Trail to Better, Smarter, Consumer Engagement
14:10 - 14:40 Transform Your Service with the #1 Service Platform
15:00 - 15:30 Empowering IT to Build Around Your Customer
16:00 - 17:00 Dreampitch

Maybe we are the smarter bit up next.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
MULESOFT

Mulesoft.... API's.....IOT

mulesoft......................

LOL

New annocuement is a company called Muelsoft

Salesforce conference comenses and it's Sergey's time to come on stage. "And now we welcome Sergey Nazarov to talk about smart contracts beyond tokenization". A minute comes by and nothing happens. Eventually 10 men start slowing walking from the backstage holding an extremely bulky water tank, one would think be reserved for a large water animal. They place it on the ground and after few seconds the lights in the water tank turn on and a 2000 kg Sergey Nazarov appears levitating in the water tank. He is so large it seems that the surrounding fish have created a symbiotic ecosystem around his body and he cannot leave without dying.
Rory quickly runs on stage and throws a big mac into the water tank while Sergey instantly grabs it and eat it, still soaked in water and fish shit. Few seconds pass and Sergey speaks couple words with an extremely deep and tired voice: "Hyperledger use chainlink, Microsoft use chainlink, Facebook use chainlink, ethereum use chainlink, mainnet now". Everyone in the room starts clapping, cheering and throwing shit at each other and chainlink immidiately skyrockets to $1,000,000 and achieves price singularity. 4chan goes on to make 50 additional chainlink threads per day, mostly filled with pictures of the first chainlink city on Mars and private islands of LINK owners.

>>9477051
I feel like if they were going to mention anything in regards to chainlink, they would have done it during the mulesoft team intro.

LINKIES GOT MULE'D HAHA BTFO

>>9477081
I think

It was SUPPOSED to be Link

But seems like this stupid company Mulesoft won the contract and they're as partning with them


Sucks

Its over


This was the make or break point

>>9477070
ooo ohoooo oooooooh. Thanks, i came soooo good

>>9477089
kys

I'm a depth-groveler malnourished for LINK info at this point.

>>9477089
mulesoft is old news

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

It's fucking OVER. Just look at the volume, Chainlink is FUCKING DEAD.

FINALLY

>>9477070
These comments make my day

We got fucked nice.

Also 0.46 cents now LOL

Fuck SoftDonkey cocks. THis lady is about to collapse. Cap this!!

I'm just happy to be in a LINK thread without a bunch of total faggots ruining it.

Watch what happens after 12.30 GMT- Delphi, Gold, Massive Larping

>>9477109
>mulesoft
>>9477102
MuleSoft develops Mule ESB, an integration platform for connecting enterprise applications on-premises and to the cloud, designed to eliminate the need for custom point-to-point integration code.[8]

she's nervous as fuck.
could she have had some love session with our sergey last night?

>>9476989


OP Was there anythjing else?


That fuking UCL LARP


This is useless

this couldnt be more boring

AND WE DUMP LOL.

I AM SO GLAD I SOLD FOR RLC, AND SO SHOULD YOU !

I REPEAT, SO SHOULD YOU !

LOOK AT THE VOLUME, LOL

>>9477138
30 mins left


Waste of 1.5 hours


Fk this sht!

big if true

>>9477035
>10:30 - 11:45 We Are All AssBlasters with Simon Mulcahy and special guests
>13:00 - 13:45 Blast an Ass to Better, Smarter, Contract
>14:10 - 14:40 Transform Your Gender with the #1 Service Platform
>15:00 - 15:30 Empowering (((IT)))) to Build Your Custom Burger
>16:00 - 17:00 Delusion

>>9477089
mulesoft news is from a late march you fucking tool

>>9477142
buy high sell low, good job

wtf adidas

>>9477089
Cringefud.

fucking adidas? fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

where is my sergey

i think the next one will be about smart contracts...

>>9477240
and then it will be the next one

then the next


Keep watching them and let us know

Im off after this

>>9476973
sergey flys on seperate airlines. he's so fat he is now considered cargo. probably a fedex jet will deliver him on a dolly.

this chick is on xannys

>>9476460

kek. this is your last chance to dump your bags before there's no buyers left. nobody wants this shitcoin so there won't be a pump

>>9477272
kek

this shit aint ending with this fucking adidas cringe.

>>9477070
>>9477106
same

>celebrates some company that is promoting jobs
>creates bots to eliminate jobs.
what a world.

>>9477329
Bots will take over


Exactly!!!
and FUK TOM

I hope the BOT sends Tom some LINK instead of the Pogba shirt.

link?

Fuck, I didn't win on the scratch thingy

>>9477346

nah. no LINK. its a bullshit boring ass talk about using AI for affinity networks. woooo. like that's not tech from fuckint 2014 Salesforce.

>>9477346
Nothing about Link


Nothing about Smart COntract

Nothing about Oracle

Fucking LARB about UCL

FUCK WHY DID I LISTEN TO ALL OF THIS
fuck you larper

>>9477346
https://www.salesforce.com/video/2528291/

>>9477361

even the attendees look like they were regretting their decision for going kek. as soon as dude got off stage they all bolted for the doors.

this is the conference that's supposed to save this shitcoin? fat fucking chance bagholders. 108 BTC daily volume and dropping like a rock.

>>9477368
Ulster bank


Are there any things LINk is linked to this?

SERGEY IS ON NEXT. THEY ARE WARMING CROWD UP WITH CLASSIC BLUR.

>>9477376
>this is the conference that's supposed to save this shitcoin?
lmao dumbass

>>9477368
thanks

>>9477359
>>9477361
keep accumulating more stinkies anons.

SALESFORCE PARTNERED WITH GOOGLE
THIS IS HUGE

>>9476713

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WOMAN OVERCAME BREAST CANCER BECAUSE OF TAILBLAZER. THEY ARE GIVING HER GOLDEN HOODIES.
THIS IS EVEN HUGER

>sit down, shut up and have some drugs.
link $1000 eoy

lulz. does Salesforce not employee a single person capable of giving a good presentation? this is so fucking awkward.

Another day, another ChainLarp

>>9476804
this was before the crazy run up followed by a bear market

So they're just repeating the morning now are they? I thought they all got back from the pisser quickly

>>9476222
OH FUG GUYS I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING.

NO ANAL. NO AINL. YOU TAKE THE AINL OUT OF CHAINLINK...ITS CHINK.

ITS TIME TO SELL FELLO MARINADES!!

>>9477496
yes

>>9476804
it could x6 in two weeks, r-right?

>>9476639

>people still wearing suits to work in 2018

Fucking normies

>>9477512
Trig if bue

Keeps brushing over 4th industrial revolution and IOT. Discussing "Trust" now. Hoping this will finally segway into blockchain. Just need to hear trustless.

>>9477573
they are repeating the session. next one is at 13h00 (one hour from now) or something. they never mention anything remotely similar to blockchain/smartcontracts. only mulesoft was mentioned as a new partner

>>9477583
Thanks anon. I didn't think it would come up based off the high level talk.
I don't think it's the correct forum for them to dive into technical solutions.

>>9477534

A better question would be: if LINK holders had ceased to FUD their coin back in Q1 and instead actively worked to spread awareness of the potential that smart contracts offer and how LINK will solve the oracle problem, what would the price be now?

The price of LINK pre-mainnet doesn't really matter in the grand scheme of things, but we're in a state of arrested development price-wise due to LINK holders themselves. The collective prefers cheap accumulation to higher valuation.

>>9477614
It's not Link holders' fault. For some reason having direct connections to Swift, AXA, Sony, BNP Paribas, WEF, Capgemini, ... are bad things in crypto.

$1000 eoy

>>9476713
NOOOOOOOO

>>9477776
You tried hard marine

>>>9477777

>>9477881
YOU MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING LARPER

Guys, chatting to Salesforce guys. Sergey missed his connecting flight as he insisted on getting a Big Mac and queued too long. Salesforce are severing ties with immediate effect

>>9477881
lmao fuck you

WE ARE LIVE
This dude just started shilling his bags

still no mention of blockchain. Salesforce wants nothing to do with it. they want all the data in their databases under their control so why would they offer blockchain integrations?

there will be no mention of blockchain today, let alone chainlink.

>>9478312
he just mentioned a blockchain project about 10mins ago

>>9476265
no. Im not happy with my stack need to pick up more. I really want this shit to drop below ico prices even though im falling for some of the fud being posted

>>9478349

don't worry. there's no volume and no support. it'll flash crash soon as big stacks sell through every single open buy order that's left.

1000 sats EOY

>>9476623
hes right

>>9476674
she giving bathroom head for the execs bro.

>>9477548
>falling for the defenseless nerd costume

>>9476460
>Bots aren't wash trading anymore.

funny washtrading has destroyed chainlink. It will never recover. they killed it and continuing now would be just fucking a corpse.

t.stayed out due to wash trading and staying out now

A better question would be: if LINK holders had ceased to FUD their coin back in Q1 and instead actively worked to spread awareness of the potential that smart contracts offer and how LINK will solve the oracle problem, what would the price be now?

The price of LINK pre-mainnet doesn't really matter in the grand scheme of things, but we're in a state of arrested development price-wise due to LINK holders themselves. The collective prefers cheap accumulation to higher valuation.

>>9476460
stop

N O V O L U M E
O
V
O
L
U
M
E

>>9478431
And that's the reason they will be bagholding forever. In the next few months some hyped up oracle project will roll in, jump to top 10 like TRON and use the money to outsource their shit and roll out a product before LINK.

>>9477109
That's because btc dropped.
How stupid are you?
Sats price is still average.

Dead project

Sell before its too late

>>9478998
Is there a website

Where we can track and compare coins SAT Prices ONLY

>>9479020

if you didn't sell Monday and have a non-pajeet stack you're stuck friend. dumping into those buy walls now while they still exist is the only chance out you have left.

>>9479027
Cmc

>>9477070
This was awesome sir... Well done.

And nice digits!

>>9476352
I'm out of the loop on ELI5, can you explain it to me like I'm a child?

>>9479147
TL:DR XD

>>9476265
leave

>>9476623
Go back to /r/OutOfTheLoop and ask them what “lurk moar” means newfag

>>9477089
Retards, Mulesoft isn’t an oracle. It’s not targeted towards blockchain/smart contracts using APIs. This was discussed weeks ago. Pay attention.