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9460788 No.9460788 [Reply] [Original]

I HAVE INSIDER NEWS. SELL EVERYTHING NOW

>> No.9460810

>>9460788
are we going all in on shrimps ?

>> No.9460812

sell everything so you can buy cheap? not today, biggest faggot

>> No.9460817

fuck guys

it's so urgent, all he could do is bang it out in all caps and give no details

that means sell NOW

>> No.9460823

>>9460788
idk if Mt.Gox memes are ironic or actually serious but i am glad i lost everything already. Got nothing to worry about anymore.

>> No.9460838

>>9460810
MtGox trustee just sold 12 million tonnes of shrimp, shrimp markets have gone into complete lockdown. Shrimpool is backing up with over 10 million unprocessed shrimp, crustacean fault tolerance has been broken, SHR256 has been hacked, Shrimptoshi Crabamoto is dead and his cold water wallet is empty sell everything it's too late.

>> No.9460840

>>9460788
>>9460817

OK I just sold everything ( worth 2 (two) millions United States Dollar ).

Care to explain now?

>> No.9461009
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9461009

>>9460838

>Got into shrimp years ago
>Started promoting them slowly on /biz/
>Bred weak and inferior shrimp and sold them to /bizlets/
>sold my alpha males to an MIT lab to help further the singularity (unironically AI need to eat shrimp in order to be self-aware)
>sold shrimp futures at an ATH 2 days ago in Chicago

>> No.9461022

No chance, bulls are around the corner.

>> No.9461244
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9461244

They're preparing for end of May pump, that's all.

>> No.9461425

BTC was $8370 when I posted. down over $200 in the 45 minutes since this post was made. don't say I didn't warn you

>> No.9461614

>>9461425
this faggot, it hit 8140 last night. you ain't ever was shit, you aint ever gonna be shit