/biz/ - Business & Finance

work you lazy nigger

>>9459004
Whats your status? How many dudes do you work a day? Genuinely curious.

kys.roastie.biz

>>9459004
use a VPN like ipvanish.com and google for your city name+ escort

there's some sites left but not the same quantity and quality

>>9459017
rude. that blondie was hot af

>>9459015
None right now, I need to get back into it to make tuition

drive an uber/taxi. work the night shift/last call. pre-screen your potential Johns in uber/taxi. when pre-screened, approved drunk boomers hit on you. profit.

>>9459042
So do you have a disease or no? How gross are your clients usually?

Leolist is popular here. Pretty much any classified website in your city will have escorts on it. Just use a textPlus # + VPN and who cares

>>9459045
That's not very realistic.

>>9459060
No diseases, they're usually pretty clean, but sometimes they're retarded.

Like this one guy who smiled and humped the air above me for a half hour while looking up and didn't even stick it in. It was disturbingly stupid.

>>9459004
either find a high end escort or sugar daddy service, or go to europe where it's legal and still is mainly white people with money

>>9459080
Hot. My new fantasy is hiring a hooker and doing weird shit to creep her out like not blinking ever, singing opera to her belly button, making her lie naked on my floor and using her as a footstool, making her put a carrot in her pussy and jump round like a rabbit. And she keeps doing it because she needs the money more than I disgust her

>>9459122
this
just get a sugar daddy
the only reason for a woman to go to college is to find a man anyway

Serious question how much would you charge for a bj

>>9459004
go to the fucking kitchen you dumb cunt. why do you need to go to college if all you are good for is being paid for use of your hole? that's right. you fucking don't

>>9459004
You should unironically and in all seriousness just kill yourself. If you allowed yourself to become a literal whore, just some slab of fuck meat for beta losers and niggers, you are just a waste of resources. The food you eat, air you breathe, and fresh water you drink could go to someone who actually deserves it, but instead it goes into your semen and STD riddled body. Even if you went on to do anything worthwhile it won't matter, because deep down you and everyone else will know what a degenerate piece of human garbage you really are.

>>9459281
unironically this

>>9459281
wow you sound like one of those beta losers you were talking about desperate to throw his money at any woman willing to sell an hour of intimacy

>>9459004
>Genuine former escort here
>escort
>not at all a whore
Also
>that nice attractive image of an Asian
Trying to fluff up being a used up whore now are we?

Sad.

hey, its the guy who turned 1.5k into 5m within a year. put a sharpie in your bum for 200bucks and prove ur a female.

also
>dat pic in op
>she thinks she looks like this
>not like this

>>9459004
If UK use adultwork.com

>>9459281
Second this

>>9459329
I never did any such thing. I am tired of this oversexualized bullshit culture enabling whores like OP to feel okay about slutting it up and destroying her dignity for pocket change. Society is sick and until the (((people))) encouraging our march into degeneracy and the shabbos goyim that fell for their tricks are removed, we will continue to slide further and further into this nightmare world full of fags, dykes, racemixers, atheists, and all other forms of evil.

OP was someone's daughter once. Do you think her parents wanted what she became? She stupidly fell for the trap of being a dumb fuckhole and she is beyond saving. Better that she leaves this world rather than spread her degeneracy further.

op is larping as an escort so he can find an escort. use switter, eros, or ter noob

>>9459447
this isn't /pol/ go spread your angry morality elsewhere

>>9459447
Op is a LARP calm down
U right tho

>>9459508
fuck off faggot
i bet you're a whore too
you faggot

>posted an asian
you need to larp better fag.

>>9459447
>implying there is god
>implying this world is not driven by the desire to bang
>implying prostitution is not the oldest profession
>implying $10 is not $10
>imlplying 4chan is not anime board for girls

Lol I look cuter than her but you all wouldn't know

>>9459665
Post your penis.

>>9459665
The fact that you even found this board tells me your not gonna make it

>>9459447

there was a legit escort here for a while. she saved up like $50k to start a hookah bar. roasties are trash

>>9459004
>former "escort"
>doesn't have big savings already
Did you only work a little while or did you spend it all on luxury bullshit like most "escorts"?

>>9459689
I was here for that.

>>9459735
I spent it on college

>>9459780
what are you studying?

>>9459064
You're not very realistic if you think that wont work.

My buddy bought drugs off an uber driver the other day. You think selling pussy wont work?

>>9460437
If she says gender studies, Im moving to mars

>>9459656
>implying there is god
actually if you re-read it, you'll see that he didn't. can't see past your fedora though eh?

>>9459125
>making her put a carrot in her pussy and jump round like a rabbit


this is my new fetish.

>>9459508
Hi Norman

>>9459780
>college
like he said, luxury bullshit

>>9459447
Go back to /pol/ and please do not come back.

>>9460667
fincuck detected

The streets.

>>9459281

/thread

>>9459281
Your impotent rage amuses me

>>9459004
A/S/L pics and hourly rates?

Kys
Unironically

>>9459281
What's the big deal? It's just a massage of one body part with another one? If you break it down that is all that it basically is. Do you want all masseurs to die too?

>>9459125
>singing opera to her belly button

>>9461019
Yes

>>9461019
go to uni in london and be an escort, join agency its legal

>>9461070
plus tuition is cheaper and ill be your first customer because im bored and thatd make a funny story

Find the other options for your country/state.

Not rocket science if you are studying

>>9459447
Thank you. Heil bruder.

Why escort for college tuition when you can just buy massive amounts of crypto with those gains?

>>9459004

Just be a cam whore; safer and easy money.

>>9460628
The fuck is a Norman?

Gonna give you a freebie you dumb lazy thot and on God I better see my fuckin dividends
>find a photographer/ videographer and offer him free pussy in exchange for his services
>make a instagramt/twitter/Facebook page
>start getting /fit/
>find trending anime shows/games and start getting into cosplay
>get in on manyvids/onlyfans/[preferred camsite] with good traffic/ pornhub
>sell lewd DVDs on a DMM business structure
>sell exclusive lewd sets through patreon and put some free galleries on sadpanda to capitalize on the virgin Alt userbase
>when you get around 250k people following you start streaming fortnite/overwatch/cod on twitch with so.e occasional steam games
>contrast the negative stigma of being a sex worker, promote confidence in women and sexual awareness while selling cosmetics, merchandise and modeling services to producers
If executed right considering you invest in mutual funds and dividend producing opportunities then there is no need to pay for college
Your entire market ranges from virgins and white men with disposable income to teenage girls, women with low confidence and weebs looking for new patreons to dump their money into

>>9461860
problem with this is you ruin your reputation for life
also good luck selling cosmetics and merchandise to women after selling those DVDs

>>9459027
Lol it was a tranny

>>9459004
if you are the former escort why the fuck are you asking us you dumb whore?

>>9459281
>found the incel

>also implying you wouldn't fuck a hooker when you browse a website well known for its CP and degenerate tendencies.

>>9459004
HAHAHA NICE TRY LARPER FAGGOT

>>9459447
imagine being such a bitch faggot that you rage on something that wouldn't matter if you had an ounce of masculinity in your body.

What you're really upset about is that fact that any girl you ever date has had better dick than yours. You will be her worst fuck, her worst looking boyfriend/husband, and the most emotionally fragile person she has ever been intimate with.

Your ego can't handle that so in pure 4chan fashion you lash out at the jews, fags, athiests, etc. Essentially everyone but yourself because you can't handle the fact that you're a failure.

I would tell you to improve yourself but I don't want you too because your genes shouldn't be passed along. It would be a mistake for society.

>>9462915
>good luck selling cosmetics and merchandise to women after selling those DVDs
Her reputation wouldn't be linked to this and the DVDs don't need to be sex related
This entire business plan is designed for someone with no self respect

>>9461019
>It's just a massage of one body part with another one?

... but it's not just that.

>>9459004
Post a pic and then maybe I'll consider paying you 0.1 btc for a fuck.

>>9459447
Gtfo you faggot. Can't wait until you kys when you have a daughter and she starts taking bbc, just because it's her own fucking life. Kids aren't your retirement plan. When they become adults they can live however the fuck they want.

>>9459447
You may be tired of the oversexualized bullshit culture, but it's the most ancient profession in the world for a reason.

>>9463264
what is that reason?

>>9461019
>be a woman
>sell sex and instant gratification to men with disposable income
>average 800 dollars a day by manipulating the male ego
Being a woman with a (near) healthy bmi
and ability to effectively use social media is literally life with gameshark activated

>>9459170
KEK . good man

>>9463279
The way male sexuality works. You see a hot bitch and just the visual stimulation is enough for tons of men to stick their dick in her. While it's true that most of the customers are thirsty beta faggots there are also plenty of other types of customers and they are not going away any time soon. I've been to about 15-20 hookers and the beautiful ones always have their phones ringing almost non stop.

I dated an escort not too long ago, it all started so promising but when I did my research and background check I found out that she was a whore.
when I tried talking to her about it she started to cry and accuse me of being anti woman.
I told her to get the fuck out of my house.

Now I‘m dating asian girls, the normal girl to useless whore ratio is better there.

>>9463053

>ur just JELUS cuz u have a small dick!
>ur just mad at society because ur a failure!

Lmao, these are some terrible arguments femanon. You're only making his point stronger.

>>9463867

Try tinder, put your snapchat on the bio and put some candid photos on the tinder profile
When dudes add you add them back and put post boobs and some semi nudes with the info of what you're here for.

>>9464928
Oh yeah, you gotta swipe right to pretty much everybody to be seen, seems kinda obvious but idk how smart you really are.

>>9459125
Top kek

>>9459012
Woman is the nigger of gender

>>9459281
All women are whores

>>9459004
Why not just use a traditional dating site and hint and what you’re offering?

>>9459004
togtfo

>>9463264
>it's the oldest profession for a reason
You believing this is Jewish subversion, the oldest professions are hunter and gatherer.

>>9459281
Real human garbage right here

>>9459045
That is the best advice I’ve seen on this board all day.

>>9459004
I would say that you should get into stripping, and use that to get into escorting.

Or use theeroticreview, I heard it's a legit site for connecting whores and Johns

>>9459281
Dude you are aware that all women being chaste and hard to fuck is NOT what you want...

Women selling their bodies helps lonely frustrated men get laid easily. Which is a good thing.

Everyone wins.

You are literally angry about the thing that is good for you. Whores who will fuck for a few bucks.

>>9459281
>woman uses the oldest profession for money
Shocker. They still have a job because men (like you) need them.

>>9465229
hunter and gatherer are means of survival not a profession. Profession= doing things for money.