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Smiling while Trading edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:
Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

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S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
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Basic rundown on Options:
Part 1 : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Embed] [Embed]
Part 2 : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Embed] [Embed]

FED shitposting schedule
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/

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>> No.9442009

>>9441977
Spanish pulp.

>> No.9442013
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might not be happening today

>> No.9442018

Fuck gold, fuck bonds, acquire money

>> No.9442020
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>> No.9442021
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>its a red day

>> No.9442028

Can some one explain the dip on FXI?

>> No.9442043
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9442043

MOMMY MAKE THEM STOP SELLING

ITS NOT FAIR THEY SAID WE COULD HAVE 9 GREEN DAYS IN A ROW ITS NOT FAIR MOOOOOOMMMMMMYYYYYYY

>> No.9442045

>>9442028
because the whole chinese financial market is an exit scam

>> No.9442052
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Whew ! Me should loaded up even more shorts kek

683 target of dump!

>> No.9442095
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>>9442043
baby needs gainz

>> No.9442096
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9442096

Pick up this cheap KO and Pep end of day

>> No.9442114

TTWO earnings tomorrow. Load up on this dip. I shouldn't have to remind you RDR2 is coming this Oct, also BL3 was leaked by Canadian Walmart.

>> No.9442137
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9442137

>BP still in the green
I'll never get the chance to buy...

>> No.9442154

Just sold Bull Put spreads on XOP, FXI and a Bear Call spread on HYG. We will see what happens. There's more room for gold to fall.

>> No.9442161

>>9442114
How 2 buy DOWTOYS

>> No.9442172
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9442172

>tfw SeaDrill saves your portfolio
Wew lad

>> No.9442176

>Waiting for WTI to $72/bbl before selling my position
>Gets to 71.88
>Market open, red dildos down to 71

Fucking bullshit

>> No.9442184

cool. trying out my little volatility trap on SLV. if this works ill be able to sell the whole strangle for around 100% profit if IV moves up around 10%. not to mention the delta ill get for the put and the bearish bias i got

>> No.9442188

Are they right?
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/05/15/the-dow-is-doing-something-it-hasnt-done-since-the-80s.html

>> No.9442205

Based Dip
We will Greenday now

>> No.9442213
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TVIX up 10% following big premarket earnings beat

>> No.9442217
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9442217

It's almost as if there's a trend going on

>> No.9442218

>>9442188
>Dow will go higher
The answer is always yes

>> No.9442225
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>>9442205
This. God thank you for the highs and the lows.
What did you anons buy in the dip?
I bought IQ.

>> No.9442234

>>9442188
Dow is a fuckstupid index because of the weighting and everyone talking about it as if it has any real significance is a dumbshit

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>>9442225
I bought DEO

>> No.9442272

Based Coca Cola bottling consolidated

>> No.9442276

>>9442217
not seeing it

>> No.9442278

>>9442266
one of my favorite companies.

>> No.9442279

Just went all in on HMNY. How fucked am I?

>> No.9442303

HELP IM HOLDING WAY TOO MUCH SOXL

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9442327

>>9442279
pic related

>> No.9442339

>>9442154
How long are you holding the GLD puts? I'm going to evaluate them halfway through power hour myself.

>> No.9442350

What are some solid stocks to buy?

>> No.9442360

>>9442350
have you heard of a company called GE?

>> No.9442368

>>9442350
Pepsico, do you think Im joking or something? this is the year of the consumer

>> No.9442369

>>9442339
Until GLD hits $120, I have a strike in june and they're already ITM, but I think $120 is where I'm dumping them and going into something else.

>> No.9442405
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9442405

Earnings after close today. Should I hold?

>> No.9442416
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9442416

dont let this BUD dip pass you by

>> No.9442424

>>9442416
dilly dilly

>> No.9442467

anyone ever notice how junk bonds will reverse before equities? i cant tell if im just seeing shit or not. feels like junk bonds lead a little

>> No.9442476
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9442476

Boys, it's on sale

>> No.9442506

>>9442369
Huh, sounds solid

>> No.9442508

>>9442279
Even if it drops in the short term, you'll be fine. If you hodl over the summer, you'll get 500%+. That is if you can handle a loss of 50%+ in the mean time. Unless of course the shorts get squeezed, then you'll be rich as fuck by the end of the week.

>> No.9442544

>>9442416
You can call all these beverage companies dips but they look more like a downward trend to me my man

>> No.9442551

oh shit, Im taking this oppurtunity to buy a Silver ETF for a /Quickie Trade/

>> No.9442563

>>9442544
Its been 2 years dude. These massive companies went down because of two main reasons: Lots of aquistions and Transportation costs

this is literally the only year you have to buy them at these prices

>> No.9442575

>>9442416
SAM is better

>> No.9442596

>>9442551
which silver ETF?

>> No.9442605

>>9442596
USLV is my preferred

>> No.9442608

>>9442575
I have been looking into that stock last year
I was a noob and listened to the cucks on Seaking Alpha
It was $130 a share

It was a company with a clean balance sheet, nice margins and have a share buyback program. And given its size, it can be targeted by a takeover (last year, a nip company tried to buy it but didn't)

>> No.9442678

I thought you guys said HMNY would moon today on opening. What the fuck

>> No.9442707

>>9442678
Run away from HMNY. Go to SDRL if you want a company that actually has growth potential and inherent value.
HMNY is going to be gone by December after the Bogs take everyone for the ride of their lives.

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>>9442021

should have just slept in

>> No.9442825

>>9442608
The consumer trend in beer is for lower volume, higher profit margin. SAM led it, BUD and TAP are playing catch up

>> No.9442840
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9442840

>wake up a bit late
>check BAC
>that volume at open

Now THAT'S what I call a squeeze. Thank goodness I slept in a bit.

>> No.9442845

Trying some vertical put spread selling today on some bottomed out stocks, lets go.

>> No.9442869

>bought 6/15 USO calls
>waiting for it to go up
>now a month from expiring and still OTM
Shit, did I screw up?

>> No.9442878

>>9442845
fuck yeah dude, with the implied volatility up like it is you can grab more money than normal on that.

>> No.9442939

Anyone else long on XOM

>> No.9442950

>>9442869
>tfw same position
My plan is to dump my shit when WTI hits 72. Don't know for sure what that will be on USO. I'm not too nervous yet. Last four days have been sideways, I'd be panicking more if it was dropping. Definitely on the look out for an exit point though.

>> No.9442955

>>9442563
I just want to be sure it bottoms before I tie money up in it, I agree, with time there’s no doubt these guys will come back

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fucking hell lads

>> No.9442973
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9442973

I want to open an options short on SPY to 260.

How do I do this on Robinhood?

Do I sell a put ?

do I buy a call?

Please I don't want to read just tell me what to do.

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9442993

Fucking Based
From Red to green

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>>9442970
Just gonna ignore robinhood for the rest of the day....... Green day tomorrow lads?

>> No.9443012

>>9442973
Put = short
Call = long

>> No.9443031

>>9443008
What do you have your money in, HMNY?

>> No.9443048

Post most recent dividend you received.

$ALLY today, $AAPL Thursday.

Drip, drip, drip

>> No.9443058

>>9442973
Bruh if you can't figure out puts vs calls, buying vs writing, you should probably stay away from options.

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>>9443008

Good idea

See you guys tomorrow

>> No.9443101

>>9442707
>>9442678
Fucking lied to me about HMNY you pieces of shit. I lost so much money over fucking nothing.

>> No.9443108

>>9442973
do everything at once in equal prices and then just sit there and think about what youve done

>> No.9443111

>>9442973
Ok, Tell me when is SPY going to be $260, and I will tell you something to buy or sell that'll make you some money if you're right.

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>>9442840
based chelyabinsk meteor man

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>>9443101
thanks for playing

>> No.9443134

>>9443101
It's not a loss if you don't sell :^)

>> No.9443137

>>9443125
There is nothing I can do except go long.

>> No.9443140

>>9443101
stupid nigger. absolutely no one told you that the company was anything other than fucking dead. the only reason anyone even mentioned it was because of a possible short squeeze. if it doesnt get squeezed, itll go to nothing. simple as that. its your dumbass that didnt even think about any of this shit and just bought what pajeet told you to

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9443180

>>9443140
but but...

the analysts said it will go to at least 10 dollars target price...

>> No.9443181

>>9443101
make it back on BGFV

>> No.9443185

>>9443140
We will see where it goes, you dumb piece of shit.

>> No.9443186

>>9443048
I've got a dividend pending from MORL.

>> No.9443187

>>9443137
you could sell it for something that will gain like Ko

>> No.9443195

>>9443180
if shorts get cracked it absolutely could. and if it doesnt, it gets de listed, and soon

>> No.9443200

>>9443012
so... I buy a put .... then sell it when SPY hits 260?

Does it even matter if SPY hits my target?

>>9443058
Please! I'm literally retarded. I shouldn't even be in stocks anyways. Can you like take a picture or something of what I need to buy?

>> No.9443206

>>9443185
dumbfuck, im still long on it. have you never been in a short squeeze before? its a fucking battle

>> No.9443217

2 days after I decided to short VIX again we get episode over9000 the return of the Bogs. What ever, I can't complain too much, today's green as fuck for me.

>> No.9443235

>>9442360
This bit unironically. GE is done crashing. People thought it would actually go below what it's total assets would be worth lmao.

>> No.9443241

>>9443206
It's feels like a lot of cock and ball torture for foreplay before it gets to anything good.

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9443248

Someone tell Cheeto to step away from First Lady Kidney Stones and start tweeting.

>> No.9443263

>>9443241
i assure you it will be quick. theres a ton of interest on it right now on both sides. its evened up. keep an eye on the market depth and youll see one side slip. if you want out, take your opportunity then. dont do it now if youre down

>> No.9443265

Autistic question, is there a point to short selling a stock for capital to exercise an option so you can cover the put?

>> No.9443290

>>9443101
idiot people were memeing it

>> No.9443301

>>9443111
I just want to know what Option to buy that will make me alot of money when SPY hits 260. I don't care about stocks.

Its going to be 260 around the 23rd.

>>9443108
I've already done that! It didn't help!

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WHERE THE FUCK IS THE ASSHOLE WHO SAID TO BUY IMGN?

SHOW YOURSELF YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

>> No.9443332

>>9443301
>Its going to be 260 around the 23rd

Which (((technical analyst))) told you this?

>> No.9443372

>>9443301
Buy to Open $268 May 23rd SPY Puts. They're about $100 each and if you're right they'll be worth $800 each in 8 days. If you're wrong they could be worth $0, thanks for playing.

>> No.9443386

>>9443031
$V august calls. It'll come back up eventually so I'm not too bummed out but I ain't selling at a loss

>> No.9443415

>>9443048
NRG. I'm now retired

>> No.9443440

>>9443031
RTN weekly. Buy the dip. Dooooo it

>> No.9443465
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9443465

Altria and PM never boucned .. is tobacco finished?

>> No.9443472

>>9443101
>>9443303
Why do people buy shit without checking it out first? Is it FOMO?

>> No.9443506

NVIDIAAAAA

>> No.9443517

>>9443472
I dunno I bought and sold some XOP options today with out knowing what they are. I will either make 22% or I won't.

>> No.9443519
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Based USLV

>> No.9443523

>>9443472
Why are people so worried about hmny?

>> No.9443526
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>>9443472
I did check it out and this thing is either going to make a lot of money or it won't make any money. Go fuck yourself man and I live in Texas too but if I ever see your ugly face I'm whooping your ass.

>> No.9443555

lmfao tesla

>> No.9443576

Buy $NOK

Pajeet, gona make money

>> No.9443582

>>9443332
Satan
>>9443372
Thank you very much.

>> No.9443592

Am I supposed to sell tvix today?

>> No.9443601

>>9443576
I'm still holding a NOK call from Friday.

>> No.9443603
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9443603

>when you drop the Nasdaq for Momentum Growth Mega ETFS
Fuckig based, way better returns

>> No.9443613

>>9443526
>but if I ever see your ugly face I'm whooping your ass.
Be salty all you want but you have nobody to blame for a bad trade but yourself.
Besides I work at Wendy’s making 900k a year with a math degree. I’ll wreck you with my 18” dick.

>> No.9443641

>>9443601
Market Value
$25.00
Cost $34.00
Total Return -$9.00 (-26.47%)
Today’s Return -$5.00 (-16.67%)
Expiry Date
7/20

same here

>> No.9443645

>>9443603
What do you follow?

>> No.9443667

>>9443645
Jesus

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>>9443592
bumpin for the answer to this as well ;_;
>just went all in on silver etfs, oil and volatility index funds
a-am i gonna make it

>> No.9443671

>>9443526
Make a lot of money? They're bleeding money. In two months if they don't turn this around they're going bankrupt

>> No.9443681

WHY THE FUCK IS STEINMART MOONING. WHAT THE FUCK.

>> No.9443699

>>9443667
Triple leveraged Jesus option portfolios

>>9443681
Grandmas love that store anon.

>> No.9443702

>>9443645
QMOM and DWAQ

>> No.9443706

>>9443670
why do people do this?
what fucking direction are you even betting?
do you understand anything about how any of those move?

>> No.9443707

>>9443681
I sold with only 10% profit this morning. Would have been at 30%+ now. Why am I so bad at this.

>> No.9443722

>>9443671
Someone is going to be looking to put the squeeze on them either way. Just you watch. Come May I will be the one having the last laugh when I toss away my bags. You can screen cap this post for all I care.

>>9443613
Don't slip, trip, fall, and rip off your dick you nigger.

>> No.9443727

>>9443670
We aren't crashing yet anon, do this on fed shitpost day

>> No.9443728

>>9443707
>I sold with only 10% profit this morning.

WHAT MADE YOU GET IN?

I CANT FIND ANY FUCKING CATALYST. SHIT JUST SEEMS TO GO UP 20 FUCKING PERCENT IN A DAY FOR NO REASON AT ALL YET ALL MY EARNING BEATS DROP LIKE A ROCK. FUCK THIS MARKET.

>> No.9443736

>>9443707

>10%
>bad

the only thing that's bad is your attitude. do it again. then some more. soon you'll be rich

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>>9443707
When it's like that, I will sell a portion of my position and let it run. Only risk I guess if it U turns on me which has happened before. I don't know what's worse, selling too early or selling too late and you're stuck bag holding.

>> No.9443748

>>9443722
>Come May I will be the one having the last laugh when I toss away my bags.
Tbh I hope you do. I don’t like to see anyone in /smg/ fail. Good luck.

>> No.9443774

Just picked up 2 more Bull Put spreads for QQQ and IWM. I'm going to make it folks.

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9443782

>eat a Hot pockets
>say oh ok I invest in hotpockets, this good company
>look it up
>Acquired by Nestle

Every fucking time

>> No.9443783

>>9443728
Look at the past 3 months. It just keeps going up.

>>9443736
My plan was to follow the dips and make a ton of small 10% gains till a few days before earnings on this when it explodes again.

>> No.9443833

WOAH
DID ANYONE JUST SEE THAT 1MIN CANDLE ON SPY??
FUCK

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>>9443833

>> No.9443921

>>9443576
>>9443601
Based Nokia holders

>> No.9443934

THE BOGS ARE BACK IN TOWN, the bogs are back in town!

>> No.9443958

>>9443903
if we break 269.75 im all in on some SPY puts till the end of the week. we got a ways to pull back on this leg i think

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>>9443934

where is lunchbro

I need a positive distraction

>> No.9443972

Ok! We have many bag holders @ 271
Time dump >:D

>> No.9443988

>>9443959
>where is lunchbro
he should be around any minute, usually when i start getting hungry for breakfast he post

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>>9443972
>that freak shorted again
>pump it

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>>9442052
fuck you and your shorts.

>> No.9444017
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9444017

My SPY put paid off nicely. Did anyone else notice Herbalife stock secretly lost half it's value out of nowhere?

>> No.9444022

Fuck the rest of this market, go SDRL

>> No.9444071

So if I'm using a no margin account getting marked as PDT doesnt matter right?

>> No.9444092

holy fuck im getting rekt today...

why are all the chip companies dying
why is NVDA down 4%
what the fuck happened

I thought trump was gonna fix the ZTE problem
are they just trying to shake us out before it climbs or what

>> No.9444099

>>9444017
Nice, just bought 100k. Epic bounce incoming. Setting my target for 15-20%. EZ GG WP

>> No.9444101
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9444101

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having fat shrimp on soba with vegetable medly and I'm up 44% today! Feels good to be back at it!

>> No.9444105
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9444105

>SDRL
SDRL
>SDRL
SDRL
>SDRL
SDRL

>> No.9444119

>>9444101
That looks fucking delicious.

>> No.9444122

>>9444017
Damnit, just a stock split. Thanks for nothing.

>> No.9444128

>>9444101
Im eating a sandwich and Pepsico bottled starbucks thing

>> No.9444131

>>9444092
End of market growth cycle for cellphones, crypto demand declining due to the slow bleed, no widespread adoption of IoT yet, no emerging market.

>> No.9444136

>>9444101
You realize that you probably saved some lives today based lunchbro?

>> No.9444140

>>9444105
>oh wow another lame fish flopped up 10% before it flops back down again

>> No.9444143
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>>9444101
Get on my level.

High tea bitches

>> No.9444147

>>9444101
About to head to Wegmans. Dunno what I'll get. Prosciutto and Kung Pao shrimp maybe?

>> No.9444146

>>9444101
I’m gonna be going to my local sandwich shop today for breakfast. Best sandwiches in the South Bay.
But man that looks good.

>> No.9444161

>>9444101
Lunch bro you are so fucked kid, you don't even know it. I have been watching your diet and it's very carb heavy. You going to give yourself diabetes or a fucking heart attack with your piece of shit cholesterol levels bro. But seriously that looks great, hope you die in a fire though.

>> No.9444162

>>9444101
In the train back home, vaguely green at the end of the day. Ate turkey in bleu cheese sauce with roast eggplants and marinated pepperonis.

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9444172

>>9444101

ahh my daily fix

>> No.9444175

>>9444143
Look how much sugar is in all that shit, what do you just enjoy paying taxes, and being an addict or something?

>> No.9444181
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9444181

>>9444005
>turns out the whole time rkg was the one reporting to the bogs
>we werent just imagining things
>the bogs were literally toying with us

>> No.9444199

HEAR never stops damn

>> No.9444201
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9444201

SQQQ master race

>> No.9444208
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9444208

>>9444161
Fire broiled lunch bro would be a good lunch.

>> No.9444227

Could this be the fabled pump?

>> No.9444250

>>9444122
Why the hell did they split? There is literally no reason for it.

>> No.9444254

>>9444119
It's quite enjoyable

>>9444136
<3

>>9444161
I'll be fine, if so though stoke it hot so I don't feel it much my man

>> No.9444263

>>9444101
>up 44%
Congrats lunchbro.

>> No.9444286

>>9444263
The short gold short bond shit I've been shilling went absolutely ape shit this morning.

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9444294

What the fuck, I come back from my shower, and my losses DOUBLED! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.9444303

>>9444286
8 balls for everyone baggie?

>> No.9444307
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9444307

Real talk: the market can't seem to come back since ATH. Are we still good? Or will a bear market happen? Bonds are still decent I mean. Yield curve is almost flat tho. Maybe this run can last a bit more but it has to become a recession soon.. I see no other way. But when?

>> No.9444318

>>9444071
Right but you have to wait two days for your trades to settle.

>> No.9444322

>>9444286
Good call. RH won’t give me options yet but I think it’s a good thing cause my noob ass would fuck it up.

>> No.9444335

>>9444307
bonds look like shit today m8
were going down now

>> No.9444337

>>9444307
We don't deserve a bear market, we're getting a sideways market forever

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>>9444175
What are you talking about?
I think youll find there is more sugar in a bottle of coke buddy.
Stop sippin that haterade

>> No.9444358

>>9444337
does that mean the market will just turn into infinite iron condor selling forever?

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9444364

>>9444307
HAHAHAHA

>> No.9444389

>>9444335
Bond's daily movements are irrelevant, I mean the vield curve. The 2s and 10 or NoBs used to have decent 70 to 100 basis point differences, now there's like 35 basis point difference. Look at 10 and 30 yet treasury yields, HODL another 2 decades and earn a whopping extra 0.5%... Once long term yields are lower than short term I'm dumping all my stocks

>> No.9444393

GOLDEN BULL FOR WEAK HANDS
GOLDEN INCOME FOR STRONG HANDS

>> No.9444423

UAA puts looking nice.

>> No.9444445

>>9444143
What’s that chocolate thing? I fucking love chocolate! Is there sugar in that tea?

>> No.9444463

Afternoon potential

RKDA
HEAR
ZSAN
HUYA

>> No.9444478

>>9444445
No sugar. The tea was fucking $50 bux basically. So i did not want to ruin it with sugar and milk.

>> No.9444482

>>9444354
are you out with your grandma at brunch?

>> No.9444484

>>9444354
The only coke I consume isn't for drinking mate. Looks good if you're into that stuff.

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9444503

>>9444354
Coca Cola contains alcohol and Coca leaves, and high fructose corn syrup, but no sugar

>> No.9444505

>>9444445
so close to >>9444444

>> No.9444516

>>9444389
i was talking about the yield curve
10yr is back above 3% again last i checked

>> No.9444535

>>9444516
You dont have to worry about the yield curve inverting
Do you really think the fed will just rise short term rates and destroy the world economy for no reason?

>> No.9444537

>>9444505
thus we learn that renting out real estate is the real way to go and gambling on the stonk market is a diversion

>> No.9444566

I’m riding the WWR bus now, that and LTBR

>> No.9444567

>>9444482
Granny sttod 'ger' up. Couldn't be seen with a crossdressing mess.

>> No.9444573

>>9444478
>$50
Damn. Hope it’s hot. I can only drink unsweet tea when it’s hot. Otherwise it’s spoon fulls of sugar.
So what’s the chocolate thing?

>> No.9444583
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9444583

>>9444484
Now we are talking turkey.
Me, you. Lines as big a central station

>> No.9444590

>>9444535
sure, why not?
we never had a goy chair
maybe it was the jews saving us the whole time from the maniacal goyim central bankers

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>>9444484
Live free or die hard

>> No.9444607

>>9444503
We have cane sugar in our coke - ausfag here

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>>9444590
>why not
because that would be retarded and everyone would lose all their money. The world cant afford high US rates

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9444636

>>9444573
It was hazelnutty with a toffee like biscut bottom and a chocolate mousse filling. 7/10

>> No.9444642

>>9444537
i have rental properties, only way it's worth it imo is if
A. it's paid off
B. you do all the maintance on it

I've owned and managed rental properties for the past 7 years

>> No.9444660

>>9444516
>>9444535
Yes, it's not necessarily up to them. The fed is increasing rates, normalizing monetary policy. We had contractionary monetary policy, and expansionary fiscal policy (trumps tax cuts) now, if Powell keeps raising rates, and we have a bad quarter on jobs, earnings etc, any investors selling their stocks will probably go into short term bonds. That's the classic flight to wait out an equity decline, short term notes. When people rush into bonds the demand for them makes the yield drop. If enough people demand bonds and bond prices go up enough for the yields to fall below the yield of its long term equivalent, it could spell bad news. The fed does it indirectly I guess, but when investor demand for bonds goes nuts to save their asses - short term yields will hey pushed up over long term - the recession begins nastily

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>>9444484
We'll have a blast when you come down with your boat.

>> No.9444674

>>9444583
your parents took you out to brunch and all you do is take pictures.. gotta love the younger generation

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9444689

>he didn’t buy the SYMC dip

>> No.9444697

>>9444636
That sounds amazing. I inherited my family’s sweet tooth.

>> No.9444710

>>9444629
the jews know this
but the goyim dont care, they wanna see da world burn

>> No.9444716

>>9444660
They are increasing them in a controlled way, because they are confident in equities. Thats why banks arent selling stock and continue to buy

Bond yields cant compete with things like reits and consumers these days

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Goddamn /smg/ I feel like a winner today

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>>9444716
Banks, hedge funds, etc. have been selling my man, this is why I'm worried.

The institutions, especially hedge funds, haven't been reducing their exposure like this for a long time. Smart moneys been getting out since March, really accelerating this month

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9444814

The only reason I opened a short on SPY was everyone was happy and confident over the 8 green days we had. I warned everyone yesterday that Igor and Grichka don't fucking like being toyed with.

>> No.9444851

>>9444794
Why would the smart money be selling the dip my nigga?

>> No.9444858
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>>9444674
I went with my girlfriend after watch shopping at the QVB building in sydney.

>> No.9444870

>>9444642
So fuck property management companies? Aspiring slumlord here.

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9444875

To the fags that told me to buy CRDM last earnings, if this shit doesn't moon after earnings neck yourselves

>> No.9444877

>>9444851
perhaps they arent as smart as we think they are

>> No.9444879

>>9444794
Not sure where you get this info but my COT shows no unusual selling

Also hedge funds are usually retarded and go out of buisness

>> No.9444899

what do you guys think? i have about 400$ left over right now. should i double down on my bond puts or open up a put on GLD?

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9444909

>>9444794
I've noticed this too. Has been a fairly good indicator in the past (though not 100%). I started selling up in January (slowy, in case it carried on going up).

>> No.9444916

they both look like they lost support in a big way, but its hard to tell where theyll bottom

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9444917

>>9444875
>listening to /smg/ suggestions ever
Yeah, you're definitely going to make it.

>> No.9444918
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9444918

STOP SELLING YOU RETARDS I NEED THIS

>> No.9444920

>>9444689
it's a seven layer dip

>> No.9444922
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9444922

Just realized
Goldbug commies absolute rekt

>> No.9444939

>>9444918
What is your position?

>> No.9444947

>>9444851
Its because it's not just a 'dip' they know. Anytime a president has enacted tarrofs of some sort a bear market ensued sometime the next 24 months. Bear markets happen usually when a republican is in office (kinda retarded point but bear with me) rates are rising and we're experiencing late cycle behavior. It's not hard to tell we are late bull cycle rn, also it's been a decade since the last recession. No doubt the train can keep chugging along, but we're a capitalist economy and we can't continue this bull train without a bust. Serious, after the next recession the bull market following will be massive. It shouldn't last too long maybe not even a year. It will prob happen sometime in the next 2 years, but how the institutions are behaving it may seem to be sooner than later

>> No.9444975

>>9444939
275 shares as a poorfag
NOT GOOD

>> No.9444985

>>9444922
2 out of 3 ain't bad. Just shorted more gold lol.

>> No.9444990

>>9444642
RV hookups are becoming huge here because of all the construction going on. Shitloads of migrant labor. A hookup close to the plant goes for $500 a month. The RV Park in my town is charging $350 a month. Farmers are starting to set aside a acre of land for RV parks now. Can fit a 50 if they plan it right.
If only I had the money for a plot of land. I could do all the plumbing and electrical myself.
Imagine making $20k a month gross for about $50k investment and a few weeks of work.

>> No.9445002

>>9444879
>>9444909
Maybe you're looking at futures and derivatives idk but check the bloomer smart money trackers

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>>9444947
People like you never look at the full history of the sp500
start with the 20s, youll see the bull run is just beginning

>> No.9445012

>>9444985
it does look like GLD has more downside to it doesnt it?

>> No.9445018

>>9444899
I dunno about opening a GLD put now, me and baggy at at 125/124$ and Baggy thinks 120 is the floor.

>> No.9445034

>>9444975
That's not that bad, it is a boom or bust move though. Their CEO is a slippery bastard, might be able to pull something out of his ass.

>> No.9445035

>>9444870
if you don't have the house paid off you are taking a huge risk imo

lets say you have a mortgage and then you have a property management.. after paying those you get maybe $100-$200 a month then something happens and you have to repair something.. your profits go away.. then the person moves and you have to go in and clean and fix it up.. what if you stop making payments and the bank takes it? do you get your down payment back?

To me it's alot of risk if you don't own it outright or if you don't make enough to continue paying it on the side if an eviction where to take place

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>> No.9445052

What stocks/ETFs are you guys holding long term? Im done getting JUST'd by swing trading

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>> No.9445066
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9445066

>>9444143
This post wreaks of Instagram thot

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9445068

>>9444918
Cull the tripfags

>> No.9445080
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9445080

Is there a term for someone going into the market with like $1M and buying a stupid amount of shares that are worth jack shit and waiting for them to make like a 4% increase then selling and just repeating that ad infinitum? That seems like a very viable strategy for having a semi-stable income if you already have the money.

>> No.9445093

>>9444990
>Imagine making $20k a month gross for about $50k investment and a few weeks of work.
sounds good.. lets do it

>> No.9445096

>>9445080
wow why doesnt everyone do this?

>> No.9445101

>>9445080
You just described the bogs entire strategy.

>> No.9445110

>>9445018
im probably just gonna wait for things to clear up somewhat. i really desperately need to start over on so many of these half baked plays. gotta focus on the shit im good at ie: speculating on week long moves in commodities and bonds etc

gonna hold onto my HMNY calls though in case it moons so i can exercise and pretend was there kek

>> No.9445113

>>9445012
Not too much downside, but if I can be greedy and grab another 36% on this margin in 3 days fuck it, ill try.

>> No.9445121

>>9445052
VTI
SDIV

>> No.9445132

CISCO is the play today gentlemen, very much considering shorting it before earnings. Especially how stocks have been responding recently after ER.

>> No.9445151

>>9445132
fucking lol good luck with that

>> No.9445162

>>9445034
Imagine if he talks about putting his company on the blockchain
Where can I contact him to suggest it??

>> No.9445175

>>9445113
yeah i gotta just relax and let the plays come to me. im getting fucked over jumping into things.

i got a pretty good idea to try and trap the volatility on GLD, but im gonna have to wait for it to get low again so i can position myself for it

>> No.9445177

>>9445007
Actually I've looked and it checks out. We're experiencing a break out which the likes have seen in the early 80s to 2000, from the 50s era to 70s. Etc. S&P hardly seen any real growth since 1999 with the peaks there and in 08,we just passed 08 peak not long ago. The breakout and bull market will be glorious as you say, we just need one more recession before it can take off. It's not prepped to take off from here. Not a crash, not a depression, just a small recession

>> No.9445186

>>9445151
I take it you have a position with them don't you?

>> No.9445209

>>9445113
ill tell you what. if TLT closes below 116.94 im gonna rollout to 117 puts.

>> No.9445211

>>9445186
No I just dont short Top DOW players with high dividends before earnings thats literally roulette tier

>> No.9445222

>>9445175
I'm just writing spreads on all kinds of shit that'll expire friday. Currently bearish on UVXY, HYG, GLD, and bullish on FXI, XOP, QQQ, and IWM. Going to just seal them up with some opposite spreads tomorrow or Thursday if it looks like I can for even more credits on the exact same margin exposure.

>> No.9445247

>>9445211
Yeah I just finished looking at their balance sheet and income statement. Everything looks pretty god damn good and they haven't missed an earnings prediction in 2 god damn years. However, that is exactly why I was considering short greed long fear. I probably won't make a move though, this one is risky even for me.

>> No.9445274

>SDRL single-handedly pulls me over break-even for the first time
Thanks guys. My arms were wearing out holding EGO all the way down from 1.14.

>> No.9445286

I've seen a lot of posts in these threads predicting a recession later this year. Honestly, I wouldn't mind. I'd love to pick shit up on the cheap and sit comfy waiting for a bull market.

>> No.9445316
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9445316

There aren't any good earnings plays this week, it's so goddamn boring REEEEE!!

>> No.9445321
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9445321

and not a single good company for earnings today... only ones to look at are BOOT and GAIN

>> No.9445345

>>9445286
everyone would like that, thats why it wont happen
They wont let you get rich so easily, they will pump the SP500 to 4500 before the recession happens

So buy now ride the golden bull, exit in a few years, buy back in 2022

>> No.9445350

>>9445080
you could do this on companies wit ha huge market cap or something like the spy

something with a low float will leave you with bags your whole life lmao

>> No.9445381

>>9445321
Yep and the spread on both of those are fucking terrible. Guess i'll wait, or maybe by some SPY calls for cheap once the trend changes.

>> No.9445384

>>9445316
METC eps is way overstated and will probably be a good short opportunity

>> No.9445386

>>9445222
man i wish theyd let me have margins. this is much more my speed

>> No.9445417

>>9445345
>thats why it wont happen
buying now and riding the golden bull wont work imo. seriously take a look at the figures, leading and lagging variables. housing starts, new auto sales, unemployment lowest ever. rates are going up inflation is gaining traction, we are peak bull cycle, only thing that can happen is reccesion. if youre trying to time the top to sell it will be difficul lel. your timeline is too stretched out imo. recessions should ensue before 2019

>> No.9445425

>>9445321
see anything worth shorting maybe?

>> No.9445431

>>9445384
Can't even buy options on that on RH unfotunately.

>> No.9445439

>>9445417
I KNOW THE FIGURES
none of that matters

Dont exit the market until the Yield curve inverts, end of story

>> No.9445454

>>9445439
i have not exited my man, also when thecurve inverts is early, u could miss gains. after yield curve inverts, usually 2 to 9 months till it goes down

>> No.9445474

>>9445425
I have a hard on for shorting WMT this week but I know that is generally a death sentence. I just hate that goddamn company so much,

>> No.9445488

>>9445431
Just be urself ;)

>> No.9445501

>>9445316
NLST after close today. Chuck has big news.

>> No.9445516

>>9445474
I hate them too, so I bought a share on last week's dip.

>> No.9445530

>>9445501
Maybe i'll pick up a small position, they are already up 7% today so if earnings are good it could pop.

>> No.9445531

>>9445501
I-is that you, Chuck??

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9445537

>>9444101

Hello

>> No.9445545

>>9441977
>smg still sleeping on SPHS
come on, my guys

>> No.9445550

If KO doesnt moon to 42.50 soon Im going to lose my fucking mind

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>>9445068
/snuff market general/

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9445557

>He Sold HMNY

>> No.9445569

>>9445530
Eww people are comparing them to NVCN and even the stocktwits page is negative, which is like finding a needle in a haystack. Not touching that turd.

>> No.9445590

>>9445531
Not chuck, but I've been mentioning NLST every other day or so for a couple weeks in these threads. Not that I'm holding bags or anything like that...

>> No.9445594

>>9445501
>NLST
wat is it?

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9445598

>>9445557
>He bought HMNY

>> No.9445658

>>9445594
They make chips for Samsung and are squatting on some decent patents. Bk unlikely, but reverse split to stay listed could happen if they don't get their heads out of their asses.

>> No.9445674

>>9445425
today it's all small-cap stuff, I can't seem to get a good hold for after earnings stuff for today

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>>9445557
>>9445598
>he went all-in on HMNY

>> No.9445693

guys

im down 2000 dollars today

i feel like shit

>> No.9445703

>>9445693
pics or it didn't happen

>> No.9445705

>>9445693

post portfolio

>> No.9445712
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after falling more than 70% ALT is up 5% today!! this could be it guys!! this could be it!!!!!!

>> No.9445714
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>>9445598
>>9445681

>He Trades Stocks

>> No.9445715

>>9445552
whats your Dad like

>> No.9445726

>>9445674
If it's all small cap shit then shouldn't IWM give broad exposure to a bunch of it?

>> No.9445727
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>>9445557
>buying memes

you only buy memes with blue chip dividend monies
and never hold for more than 24 hours

>> No.9445741

EGY

jesus fuck why didn't I buy when I had it.

>> No.9445745

>>9445727

is she ded?

>> No.9445746

>>9445598
>>9445557
>they didnt just buy a shit ton of 50cent calls when they were like $2 a pop, so that they can exercise it later when it moons

>>9445658
fun place to put my money for an evening or no? it looks like their ER wont be too hard to hit. and its already like half off

>> No.9445749

>>9445726
Dont tell people about the Russell 2000! That was my special secret!

>> No.9445773
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COME ON YOU NIG NOG GO GREEN, YOU'RE SO CLOSE

>> No.9445795

be careful if you buy HEAR there is rumors of public offering

>> No.9445800
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>>9445714
I trade options nigger

>> No.9445801

>>9445773
its squeezing. be patient

>> No.9445822
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9445822

>tfw in deep profits with Silver
I feel like a filthy commie

>> No.9445833

>>9445749
I bought a call. If the ER tonight is all small cap shit, this should get some exposure with some leverage and we'll see what happens in the morning.

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>>9445598

>he didn't buy HMNY

This one is a no brainier to get in at current prices.

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>>9445745
no, just friendly

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>>9445800
>He buys Things that don't exist

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>>9445714

>> No.9445881

so NLST has 10% short float. its up 11% this week for the first time in forever, and up 7% today. hmm... add a little news (like a good ER) and this could be another squeeze. whaddya think /biz/?

>>9445822
nah, commies buy physical silver. you can just short it tomorrow. that will be enough to repent

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>>9445856
this has got to be one of the most retarded post i've seen in awhile tbqh

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>>9445856
>>9445885
>roastie posting
>dumb post
Imagine my shock

>> No.9445918
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>>9445845
They are literally out of money.

>> No.9445942

>>9445856
The profits are very real.

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>>9445918
So is Tesla...
:^)

>> No.9445957

>>9445918

They have enough credit for a year.

And this isn't an investing thread, gramps. It's a trading thread.

>> No.9445975

SON A BITCH TOMORROWS EARNING REPORTS ARE ALSO SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>9445957
>mfw the boomer tnext door tells me to "invest" in CDs
>mfw he said he retired on CDs with a 7% interest rate
Fugging boomers

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>>9445951
so are alot of people on this board but that doesnt stop them from pursuing their dream

>> No.9446020

>>9445741
It kept coming up in my screens and I kept saying "nahhh" and I don't remember why.

>> No.9446025

>>9445975
im doing a thousand of NLST
fuck it. at the very least its got some upside potential i guess

>> No.9446045

>>9445957
>And this isn't an investing thread, gramps. It's a trading thread.
See
>>9445800
And I didn't make that money gambling on failing penny stocks.

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9446050

come on ALT hold you son of a bitch HOLD!!!

>> No.9446054

NEW
>>9446048

NEW
>>9446048

NEW
>>9446048

>> No.9446068

>>9444642
>only way it's worth it imo is if
Why? Can you elaborate?

>> No.9446069

>>9446050
You know damn well this stock is going to lose half its value after earnings.

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>>9445712
Tfw HMNY dies and ALT was the real short squeeze

>> No.9446116

>>9446068
i kind of did here>>9445035
if you want to know more about my experiences ask me in next thread

>> No.9446123

>>9445746
It will either make you a few bucks quick or take a shit after hours. I'm in until at least tomorrow moring.

>> No.9446152

>>9445881
There is some money to be wrung out of NLST this week.

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9446172

>>9446078
Crop your porn better. Also
>lul I'm cropping out a reaction image of porn XD THERE'S SEX GOING ON OUTSIDE OF THE FRAME!!!
Is plebbit tier humor

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>>9446172
>brainlet

>> No.9446386

>>9444307
Economy is doing insanely good
As long as these companies' earnings stay high, the market isn't going into bear mode anytime soon