/biz/ - Business & Finance

you aint first you're last

This little pump isnt going to last is it....

>>9426476
no you fucked up

you needed to make this based bogs save the day edition

imao bruh just fuck

this is the one true /smg/ thread

pls respond

What to buy today?

>>9426531
my bags

FUCK YASS DADDY
HARDER
I NEED IT
PLEASE DADDY

>>9426523
based bogs

How do I monetize all these dead Palestinians?

>>9426531
Mondelez international

>>9426548
ask Hamas, they are pretty good at it

HMNY

>>9426548
ESLT

We're going back up, boyos. We're gonna be A-OK.

>>9426548
WM

>>9426552
kek

>>9426575
oh yea baby

>>9426548
buy the DFEN dip

>>9426602
fucking kek

trying to think if it would be better to just exercise these calls on HMNY down at .50
they arent moving as advertised

>>9426548
BA

>>9426575
>+$2.61
My 50 shares of that dogshit are paying off.

RGR getting bogged today

Somebody get those kids to do another march and goose this thing up

>gamestop CEO quits out of the blue

>stock goes up 5%

wew
what an absolute slap to the face

>>9426645
>50 shares

kek

And I thought I was being stingy with 225 shares

down fucking -0.34% today

>>9426575
>>9426645
I can feel it, we are going to make it guys.

>>9426720
It's amazing how high dividends block out any noise from the company whatsoever.

My TRXC puts are getting JUSTED

>>9426720
tfw you are worth negative fifty million dollars to the company

>>9426755

I'm looking at the open interest on deeeeeep OTM puts on Tesla for January

Lotta people are betting that Tesla's gonna go bankrupt

>>9426755
haha holy shit
yeah that must not feel too good

Absolute

>>9426755
Checked, how embarrassing.

>>9426777
Checked.

BOXL being aquired

May run PH

how long do i have to wait for Pandora to fucking drop

im tired of holding this short

NO NO NO ANYTHING BUT THAT

>>9426820
hello fellow P shorter

>>9426820
It's probably not going to drop, I downloaded Spotify on my phone to test it out and that app is a fucking disaster. It's no wonder they missed earnings so badly.

>>9426724
We are gona make it.

Buy EGY

>>9426820
better drop those bags, another short squeeze is coming in Q3

>>9426854
im green but just barely
if i cover now ill have made 19 bucks

>>9426782
i heard of some well known short seller guy who was holding a bunch of their bonds and using the coupons to finance puts. seems pretty slick so long as you can get out of the bonds on time

Oh, no... Oh, no... OH, NO!
IT'S NOT DONE DIPPING YET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>9426805
I know that feel.

>>9426854
>>9426845
It is probably heading to about 6.30 to take break & catch some breath.

>>9426820
I'm listening to Pandora right now ;^)

Thinking of buying a call on AMRS, it's only $18 which i'm totally ok with losing that 18 on a gamble if the company tanks, because I can come here and make fun of the shills for their losses.

>>9426870
HMNY apparently is a tech company that works with data analytics is it possible they could recover over a few months to at least a few bucks worth?

>>9426870
Im in at 41 though
The problem Im having: COKE
Look at the Coke chart

Nice BUD though, I have TAP myself

>>9425949
I’ll try this. It’s insane the amount of cajun mixes I can get here. We still have a shit ton of small grocery stores and they sell a bunch of spices from small companies. They all have crazy cajun names.
It blows my mind that these aren’t sold all over. I ship spices to my ex twice a year cause she can’t get them where she lives now.

>>9426902
Yeah, getting it for under a dollar is a good bargain since it will probably be traded at least around the 2 dollar range.

>>9426883
Nevermind RH is gay as fuck and wants to round the option up to .20, fuck that shit.

>>9426902
they lose money on the 2nd ticket sale a month. A full 100% if not more, depending on region, they might even lose one the first ticket bought in a month. It is really dumb, with the CEO comparing his meager 3M subs to Amazon or Netflix. But it can't really be shorted anymore, and apparently they have a 300M line of credit. They are also starting to release their own films, Gotti being the first one.

>>9426496
There hasn't been enough time for things to change for long term stability. Things are gonna be sketchy for a couple more months. I'm long term holding right now, I don't even look at my balances shorter than a weekly glance. Last week ended green. Not a lot, but enough. This week, fingers crossed. Right now I'm content if we end each day green, period.

I do need to make some adjustments though, for the summer. Some of my 'old reliables" arent reliable anymore.

>>9426959
Still a good buy.

>>9426921
Oh, you got the bottling company. Did you enter at $140?

well serves me right for ever going long on the fucking equities market. im through with these faggots. i was doing way better speculating on commodities and bonds

Does anyone sell cash secured puts? How long do you go out?

>>9427030
133
But I bought 5 which is heavier than seems, this shit moves

I drank too much over the weekend and cant pick up my sushi because my hands are shaking too much.

based bogs letting me pick up calls for cheap

7th green day canceled

>>9427102
Take a handful of benzos, i'm sure you have some laying around. Also sushi is for white thots.

>>9427102
Dude you are a fucking alcoholic... You might want to keep that in check.

>>9427058
>cash secured puts
Nah.
If you go out too long and they go ITM, then your money is just tied up until that expires.
And, the only way to exit the position is by buying the put back.
Not a fan desu

>>9427102
dont do this to yourself baggy

https://www.samhsa.gov/find-help/national-helpline

Who CMEX Here.

Feels really cheap.

>>9427114
Tfw you couldn't catch the bottom

JOHNSON AND JOHNSON AND JOHNSON

>>9426476
Fuck that looks tasty. Breakfast sammies ate my favorite.

Weed bullish as fuck confirmed. Three weeks until last legislative hurdle is cleared. My largest position Namaste doing the Chad staircase. It doesn't even want to bother sloping down from the top of each step. Just jump up at open, consolidate flat, and repeat the following day, and again.

-0.46% its fucking over for me

>>9427198
I'm sorry, senpai, I think I brought this on us.
I bought SVXY.

>>9427237
why do you have over 10k in RObinhood? Not moving over to Interactive Brokers?

>>9427058
You can sell the weeklys on something like SPY or QQQ and if the shares get put on you just sell the weekly covered calls until they get called away.

AAAAAAAAA I GOT BOGGED
SOLD MY DISNEY AT 102.89
NOW ITS GOING UP AGAIN

THEY FUCKING SHOOK ME OUT

SPY put initiated.

>>9427215
what ETFs and and individual companies are you holdinf for the weeeeeeeeeed?

>>9427257
I just have a fat stockpile of SPY in Robinhood.
I want to keep a reserve of something to dump when a correction happens; SPY -> SPXL/TQQQ/SOXL
Doesn't IB charge commissions?

>>9427297
why would you ever sell disney? they own the modern day myths and legends

>>9427332
>Doesn't IB charge commissions?
yes
like 1$ per trade, a little more if you are playing with penny or foreign stocks

but you get access to so much more than robinhood offers, its totally worth

>>9427348
BECAUSE IM AN IDIOT

i hope comcast wins the bid for Fox now. im fuckin salty

Now that I bought spy puts the justing should begin , don't worry SPY longs you should be fine now.

NLST earnings tomorrow. Does Chuck have a plan? Can they avoid delisting/bk without some huge reverse split?

>>9427404
thank you

>>9427358
I think I'm averaging at least one trade per day right now.
My total portfolio is about 25k.
I also do a couple of options.
I don't think I play obscure stocks enough that a wider selection would be worth it.
I mostly just play ETFs, FAANG stocks, and IPOd unicorns.

>>9427404
I got the $275.50 calls for Friday, am I going to make it?

>>9427444
I don't know if I bought enough puts to just myself that hard baggie, i'm sorry.

>>9426845

What's wrong with the app?

whelp
its my birthday tomorrow. so i decided to play AMRS ER in hopes of either receiving a nice fat payout, or a fuck huge hole.

>>9427475
You have to jump between the website and the app to change a lot of important settings. It's shit, didn't used to be though.

>>9427237
I have full margin faith on visa. All hail

I think It's time to Invest in TVIX

>>9427488
i dont know what youre trying to tell me hitler?

You did buy the AMRS dip, r-right anon?

>>9427439
just the ability to short sell stocks makes it worth it

besides that you also get:
-actual after hours trading (4am - 8pm)
-faster and better order execution
-more order tools (like trailing stops or one cancels the other orders for example)
-actual charts with candles (i know its a nonissue and you can get good charts elsewhere)
-ability to see realtime live bid/ask data (gotta pay 10$ a month for this but its better than robinhoods 15 min delay data)
-ability to see level 2 orderbooks (gotta pay extra for this as well though)
-ability to trade foreign stocks
-ability to trade ADRs and OTC tickers
-Forex market
-Futures market
-Options market

and so many other things on top that are not coming to mind right now

>>9427322
Currently Namaste Technologies and, as of this morning, Medreleaf. Medreleaf will rise on account of the Aurora takeover and will also give me discount Aurira shares if i'm still holding when the deal closes.

Also watching MPX, TGIF, and FFT for possible early US plays. FFT appears to be getting shorted right now so i'm waiting for it to hit bottom/oversold rsi on the daily to hop in.

>>9427496
Wal mart

>>9427575
Went to my local walmart the other day, almost all in'd on puts because of what a shit hole that place is.

>>9427575
call is up 35% today, feels nice as long as I don't think about the fact that it's still 15% below my cost basis

>>9427606
all walmarts are pure white trash and should never be entered, but the bottom 50% of the population all buys ALL of their shit there, they print money

>>9427496
>6k in call options on just V
I felt super edgy when I was holding 6k in options total.

>>9427535
Ok. I'm starting to consider it pretty heavily now.
I'm really, really interested in historical stock price data -- as in high, low, open, close, volume, short interest, P/E ratio, etc. for every single day for decades.
My best option for getting this to my understanding is currently quandl and quantopian. Any idea if IB provides historical data?

>>9427606
my local Walmart is the same shit
just terrible, run down, shelves a mess, nobody happy

meanwhile a visit to Target:
everything bright and beautiful and neat and organized and clean

>>9427606
>>9427624
also look at Costco for a patrician version of walmart, grocery stores wont get taken out for a long long time, peple still need fresh food it cant all be ordered online yet

>>9427635
I'm not sure how to see historical short interest or historical PE to be honest

the rest is obviously basic shit that is seen on any candle chart

>>9427624
Oh definitely, the one I went to they made the aisle width about half the size. Since the average weight per capita there is roughly 350lbs (158kg for Euro's) it was the first time I ever left a store because I simply couldn't shop due to fat/old people clogging the aisle. I was fucking furious.

WHO'S READY FOR THAT 3RD SCOOP?

>Finish lunch
>Clear out till and clock out
>Go shopping for smart meals
>Get home and check my portfolio
>GLD shat the bed

FINALLY

>>9427535
>>9427635

>-ability to see realtime live bid/ask data (gotta pay 10$ a month for this but its better than robinhoods 15 min delay data)

I want to clarify this
its not $10/month
its either $10/month or a minimum of $10 spent on commissions in a month

like i said BOXL

easy money

>>9427635
i use ycharts and stockrow for historical.
it's missing recent data better than nothing

Power hour's gonna be green as fuck, r-right?

>>9427757
I'm praying it is anon. Down 40% on my spy calls

>>9427724
$120 by mid june. There's still more shit for this ones bed Anon.

>>9427757
The Market will drop and TVIX will buy back shares to protect their Investors.

>>9427805
GLD and TLT have been playing hard to get, my puts have been fucking me over so it's nice to see some green I mean red

>>9427676
My puts are 5/18 and i'm not selling. I got robinhood crypto approved and was bored and drunk this weekend. Trading crypto puts a whole new meaning on having iron hands. I feel like I went on an ayahuasca trip and came out a whole new trader due to the chaos.

>>9427102
Don't worry, it's comped ;)

my dream would be to have one of the TVIX Corp./UVXY Inc. memes published on Zero Hedge

>>9427809
TVIX is fucked kid.

>>9427757
oh yeah

green as fuck

How is IB with leverage? E*trade lets me go 4x on a lotta stuff.

>>9427672
Historical data isn't really something that you typically get from your broker anyways.
I'd probably go for it if I had $100k+, was into REAL day trading and swing trading, and quit my job to do it full-time.
But, the commissions just seem too high for where I am right now. I'd bet it would be a really good option for me in about another year.
Thanks a ton for telling me about that though. It definitely seems like the best alternative.

>>9427753
>ycharts and stockrow
I'll check that out! Thank you so much!
I don't really care so much about recent data. I'm going to use it to train an ML model.

Anybody know why the fuck TVIX didn't drive up today? I'm feeling pretty justified in buying SVXY right now because TVIX inc. should have been mooning today.

>>9427891
ycharts is legit, I used them for awhile too.

>>9427872
Are you Sure?

Did you even read their 10-Q?

>>9427891
Why should it be mooning when all it's ever done is fucking suck?

>>9427749
missed the train

>>9427872
>TVIX is fucked kid.
r/s when?

>>9427749
Damn, why is that booming right now?

HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS

>>9427925
>r/s
TVIX and UVXY are about to be approved for a merger by the SEC, nothing personal kid.

>>9427945
it was up on news and held gains then continued this afternoon

>>9427880
https://www.interactivebrokers.com/en/index.php?f=26658&hm=us&ex=us&rgt=1&rsk=0&pm=1&rst=101004100808080101

Fucking Trump is sucking off ZTE and it's tanking Nokia.
So much for the trade war with China >:(
FUGGING DRUMPFF

>>9427866
I swear to God that I'll email them today. The TVIX memes are just too good.

>>9427849
>puts are 5/18 and i'm not selling
I thought you said calls when I first read that.
Dude, today's end is probably going to be the lowest SPY hits by 5/18.
If you're past break-even and have a large position in those puts, PAYDAY is TODAY.

>>9427880
>4x
Holy shit. Do you have a full-time job too? I'd lose my shit from the swings and threat of margin calls.
Chill out, dude

>>9427305
>eating lunch with aunt flow

>>9427996
So basically you're saying that SPY is about to moon?

COOOOOOOOOOKE FUUUCK YOU

>>9427967
When I try to go balls deep on my margin, I get flagged at 3:50pm if I am not in compliance with Reg-T shit
>Reg T End of Day Initial Margin 50% * Stock Value

https://ibkr.info/article/2085

this article explains it better

Give Uso your meme energy, this fucker is going to break resistance by friday at the latest I swear. MOTHERFUCKER we need a breakout

RHT calls are looking so juicy right now

lets go power hour

BASED 3M COMING THROUGH WITH THE RALLEY

>>9428091
What is your average buy in price? You may be a little late to the game, desu

>>9427996
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

HMNY is either going to be $7 or $0.23 by the end of the week. Depending entirely on if bears start closing their shorts in the last half hour of trading today. If they stand together, they can keep the price down. If some of them start closing, it'll drive the price up and the rest will have to close as well, making today end in the $0.9 range.

>>9427348
okay I bought back in 102.79

Im sorry I ever doubted you DIS

RHT is down 5%
Buy now will be heading to 170 again soon permanently .
ERP systems run on Red Hat and its the most hassle free they absolutely need consulting services from RHT to get their stuff running right.
Even at the current growth I low end I see 165+

This has been a great day. Not only are all of my positions better than they were on Friday, but we just got a new embassy in the capital of Israel.

>>9428160
My wrists are rock fucking solid

>>9428190
FUCK

>>9428156
I've been shilling Uso for a while now lol it's Uso options faggot
I sold last week and bought back in at low 70s so I'm itm at 14.35+ waiting for it to go up a little more.
T Uso options faggot

>>9428194
I did
>>9428127
Picked up a call option.
That shit is beautiful.

In case our new Construction Partners employee anon read this, here is AUIC Inc.'s take on your company

>ROAD
>BUY
>PT: $16

>>9427967
Sounds legit. Thanking you, sir. Yes.

>TGTX

my biggest winner today
god I love this stock so much

>>9428024
>eating lunch with aunt flow
Ain't nothing wrong with eating pancakes in the rain :^)

>>9428127
Are we at the support level?

>>9427996
Eh. I don't go all in on stuff. I mentally divide my portfolio into a half dozen or so positions, depending, and then I leverage up the capital I allocate to each one. So I'm not horribly overexposed to any one thing.

>>9428160
I have 275 shares at 37% of my portfolio
GIVE HMNY YOUR ENERGY

>>9428040
Huh. E*trade never gives me shit about reg t.

>>9428028
Not necessarily moon, just that it was overdue for a retrace after, what, 9 days of green

>>9428158
I'll send a pic of the email.
incels and the Chad meme made it to BBC
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-44053828
/pol/ makes it in the news just about every other week
It's about fucking time that /biz/ makes it in there

>>9428331
HMNY is 37% of your portfolio? YOU MADMAN. I'm only risking $35 (0.001%) on that dogshit.

>>9428366
>Not necessarily moon, just that it was overdue for a retrace after, what, 9 days of green
Sorry your wording of your last two comments has me confused as hell, Are you saying puts are bad or calls are good right now?

>>9428366
top kek

>>9428331
I'm laughing so hard at the thought of that dog shit going down to like 23 cents.

>>9428312
Close enough.
MTCH is probably at support though.

Just made my account, how do I know when I'm approved?
Also I won't be back in US for another 3 weeks so I can wait if I need to

>>9426476
3 massive sells, SPY going down.

>>9428435
robinhood?

>>9428368
>>9428403
Holding till at least a dollar my niggas, then to the moon.
Le r e d d i t /r/wsb adopted this meme at like $20, bought at the ATH then sold low like retards. They have since given up on the meme.
Kek will JUST them so hard, the spike is inevitable due to meme magic and karma

Whats the next Seedril/HMNY?

>>9428466
We will see what it does tomorrow.

The state of it all

Is this week bear or bull? Is this a good day to load on QQQ calls?

Happy I bought HMNY Friday, sad I sold my AMRS Friday
Hmmm

I really want to see GOOG go back below 1100

tfw sold too early

>>9428495
Only Up

if I am in my early 20s is there any reason to bother buying grandpa ETFs like Dow Jones or SP500, or can I simply go full on QQQ with my long term holding portfolio as I start to build it up and memetrade with the rest of it?

QQQ more variance but tech will always surpass these old useless companies from the 1800s

Does any one see that Solid Candle on SPY?

>>9428521
Buy options contracts if big indexes are too slow for you, I promise you those won't bore you.

>>9428532
yeah i fucking see it

>>9428397
I'm saying the puts were good for today, but this bull run is very likely to continue
Calls are good right now if you're planning to sell them after today

>>9428399
See? The Chad meme was literally attached to the article.
We can definitely get our TVIX memes in the news.

>>9428466
>adopted this meme at like $20
Fucking kek.
This is why I haven't touched Reddit in more than 6 months.
Their thought process will fuck you over.

>>9428495
>good day to load on QQQ calls
Yes! I'd absolutely say so!
One of the Rothschilds said to buy hard when there's blood in the streets!

>>9428521
Get hounded on
The Dow to 1 million

>>9428553
Ok thanks for the clarification, sorry for being an illiterate brainlet.

>completely unfamiliar with investing/stocks/etc but want to get into it even to make a couple extra dollars here and there

What's the best way to familiarize myself with all the terminology and concepts in stocks? Trial and error? Simulators? Thx

>>9428553
lol yes
let's hope for /biz/ ebin win

>>9428575
SUCK MY COCK

>>9428549
Time to Buy TVIX I guess

>>9428575
You lurk on your own
And whenever you don't understand something
look on Investopedia

>>9428575
investopedia.com

lol holy shit this is so bad
why isnt Buffet pumping my defensive stocks? Its like he everything behind

>>9428575
paper trading to get good is a smart idea

NLST up 5% today. Get on board and prepare to win bigly after earnings tomorrow.

>>9428604
buffett-sama told me that he thinks these P/Es are too high so hes gonna short everything down with tremendous force and then fuck off to some island in french tahiti

>>9428521
They can help while you're getting acclimated, but I only SPY for holding reserves of cash to dump on epic memes when there's a correction and shit's cheap.

>>9428562
>sorry for being an illiterate brainlet
You're good, senpai. No worries.

>>9428575
Simulators are shit. Just dive in.
Put in a little cash that you're comfortable with losing, and just stick it on SPY.
Diversify from there with shit that looks interesting.

>>9428539
>>9428558

im just looking for stuff to hold for like 3+ decades, surely tech heavy QQQ is a better long term commitment than low PE ratio retail companies?

I'm just looking to know if i buy $300 of an ETF monthly for the next 30 years which will I have more of come 2050, QQQ or DJI

If I hit -50% this year, then I'll stop trading options for 3 months. And put my shit into responsible stuff like Disney and high dividend Reits or something.
I'm at -42% right now, I want to kms from FUGKING QD.
I really need HMNY to pan out. Pray for me, my nibbas

Volume picking up, seems to be some buying pressure now. Someone trying to squeeze before the bell?

>>9428575
Fucking failing over and over learning from your mistakes and lurking here. Remember whether you go broke or become rich, you may never leave this place.

>>9428692
Losing Money:: Thats NOT based

Buffet says: never lose more than 1%

>>9428636
>im just looking for stuff to hold for like 3+ decades, surely tech heavy QQQ is a better long term commitment than low PE ratio retail companies?
Ok. I can dig that.
Check the ROI since 1980 or so for DJI, QQQ, SPY to check

>tfw MTCH wasn't actually at support yet
J U S T
U
S
T

>>9428460
Yes

>>9428716
My ATM was up 150% from riding UVXY during the week long crash. The gains goblins ate me

>>9428732
i dont remember exactly but I think they alert you through the app

or surely in your email

>>9428403
>>9428466
Even if it does drop this week, it'll get a nice recovery if you're willing to hodl for like $6-$8 around August.

>>9428303
>mfw
>>9428436
Just start trading with small amount
Never let yourself think you lose

Oh boy SPY is being naughty.

who comfy waiting for AMRS CC ?

aaa-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I lost over half of my gains from this morning. Sheeeeeit.

WHY DID BUY COCA COLA BOTTLING CONSOLIDATED
JUST

>>9428755
Do you see it going to $15? Meme it? I bought 5k worth at 69.

>>9428765
REEEEEEE

WHERES MY GREEN DAY

COME ON 8 IN A ROW

>>9428781
Me

>>9428759
MT?

>>9428799

What do you guys think is realistically the worst that could happen to AMRS today?

>>9428798
Certainly not impossible, but sure as shit isn't going to happen any time soon. Maybe in a couple years if MoviePass finally strikes a deal with theaters and turns a profit? Like I said, August is looking like a pretty good exit around $6 or $8, I think.

>>9428781
wew
i spent way too much on options on those fuckers. i dont know if comfy is the right word

>>9428846
Bankruptcy

>>9428846
5

>>9428801
I wonder if we will get to hear the pajeet analyst who 3-months ago had a baby

>>9428846
sub 4 dollars if shoe dropping

>>9428846
I have no position in AMRS and I hope you guys the best. But i'm secretely hoping they miss earnings by like 500% for the keks.

>>9428870
I am loading up on pink wojaks rn

And what about BEST case for AMRS?

>>9428850
That still going to make a nice chunk of chicken either way.

>>9428905
unironically MID-TEENS™

>>9428882
i'm waiting for the immediate AH tank way before earnings are even released just to send everyone into a frenzy.

>>9428846
It's gonna tank +10%.

>>9428970
I really want to pinch those kittens chubby cheekies.

COME ON GREEN

POWER MINUTE

GO GO GO

>>9428846
either up ~20% or down -10%

sideways hour, well hopefully green for the rest of week. Volatility still dropping despite selling today.

>>9428997
>SPY +0.02%

WE DID IT REDDIT

>>9429017
forgot image

>>9428998
this sounds about right

UH what is this after hours red dildo

VRRRRRRR

and that's the bell. Looks like the bulls are losing momentum, the bears have iron hands, and we're heading to $0.23. No short squeeze coming any time soon. Expect a nice red week for HMNY. Glad as fuck I sold at $0.72.

Although I could always be wrong. Seriously, if this shit touches $0.9 this week, buy in. That's when the bears are going to start to eat themselves.

>>9429040
nice green dildo on AMRS so far. id like a couple more though

>haven't beaten the SP500 this month

>>9429058
WHERE'S PRESS TO DECLINE??

>>9428759
Some people say that eating red carpet is gay. I disagree. I think the red carpet makes it even better.

>>9429058

how do i invest in memes?

>>9429078
>>9429082
Yes?
More Tariffs?
Very well Mr Bog

>>9429081
>>9429065
Fuck HMNY was a fucking lie. This shit is never going to even pass 1 dollar.

>>9429058
top kek just notice that both buttons are press to accept.

AMRS REPORT JUST OUT

My Boomer fren got me 50%, $2 return today

>>9429104
Oh i'm going to check the ST page this should be fun.

What big companies are left reporting earnings right now? SPY after hours dildos are all over the place

>>9429104
A company being unable to turn a profit doesn't mean that its shareholders can't. Obviously excluding everyone who bought high :^)

>>9429131
Pretty much nothing, this week mostly sucks which is why I stooped as low as buying SPY options.

SPY lower highs & lows for first time in week!
Pls SPY pls go down

>>9429131

AMRS results are mostly in line with Melo said in Q417
What is VERY interesting is the sweetener part commencing on Aug/Sep 2018 and once again, in line with what Melo already said in Q417

>>9429110
http://globenewswire.com/news-release/2018/05/14/1502026/0/en/Amyris-Continues-Strong-Momentum-and-Execution-with-77-Revenue-Growth-and-Exceeds-Gross-Margin-Target.html

>>9429104
I have a fucking strangle on that shit.
It would be fucking hilarious if it just hangs in limbo right at 70 cents through August.

Super happy I sold my AMRS put at a profit on 5/10 right now.

>>9429171
I'm riding my SPY put to glory or to the grave. If we both bite it bad, i'll play around with you feminine penis if it makes you feel any better.

>>9429130
>>9429140
Fuck you /biz/, they should have never given you niggers money.

>>9429172
Home Depot moons, calling it

8 GREEN DAYS IN A ROW

BULLS ON PARADE

BETTER BELIEVE WE ARE GOING GREEN TOMORROW TOO

>>9429199
>they should have never given you niggers money.
yeah, but they did

It's about fucking time my MAT puts started delivering!

>>9429205
I can't believe my eyes right now. Kek.

>>9429205
"The thinks we are on a bull run."
"You know what to do..."

whew lads, AMRS is going to 0

And the bogging commences...

>>9429201
judging by the past reports, it's going to be hard to beat that projection but I believe that they'll make it

>>9428752
Cool thanks m80

>>9429287
If after 8 green days in a row the bogs don't step in, i'm going to assume one or both of them are dead. Also as usual, HMNY ST users are ultra bullish. Coming up with all kinds of off the wall excuses.

>>9429177
Earnings miss though, almost if (((someone))) knew and started dumping last week. As a result I think it is kinda priced in now, so I wouldn't expect any big move lower on the miss.

What is also interesting is the share dilution is confirmed, 20m OS outstanding to 50m, that's not good. But top line growth figures are positive so hopefully should somewhat offset. Overall I'm expecting no big price movements. Let's see how the market react tomorrow.

>>9429318
>>9429130
Really wishing I wasn't banned on ST right now.

AMRS

23M$ revenue with 83% gross margin, if they continue be this close they SHOULD hit the 180M$+ revenue for the year.

AMRS is becoming a very very attractive buy for the future.

>>9429371
lol

>>9429366
You're not really missing out, it's like playing a game on the easiest difficulty. It's so easy it's not fun.

>>9429340
where you getting these numbers?
they over doubled the numbers of stock??

>>9429177
yeah im not really getting the gloom and doom. the weak EPS was entirely expected. the important part was continued rev growth and margins. too bad its not gonna be a moon mission, but i was gonna exercise most of these calls anyways when they get closer to expiry

>>9429340
There were SEC filings stating 3 executives (I remember Melo and the new CFO) dumped some of their stocks at around 6.70$
In overall, the actual figures are very close to what I have in my model (as stated by Melo in Q417)
I do think AMRS is poised to deliver. I will take the sweetener deal very seriously because this is the HUGE thing

WELP GOODBYE WORLD

AMRS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

gg

>>9427866
ALRIGHT SENPAI, POST YOUR DANKEST TVIX MEMES FOR ZEROHEDGE AND CO.

T V I X
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I
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RH can't be right can they? Did AMRS really just miss earnings by almost .60? Or did the app fuck up as usual?

AMRS FFUUCK

>>9429477

>>9429491
i can only hope
i saw somewhere else saying they missed by .04

>>9429423
Also, there seems to be a short-term liquidity problem.
Negative working capital

>>9429477

why even live

>>9429409
http://globenewswire.com/news-release/2018/05/14/1502026/0/en/Amyris-Continues-Strong-Momentum-and-Execution-with-77-Revenue-Growth-and-Exceeds-Gross-Margin-Target.html

Some fuckery going on with
>Gain (loss) from change in fair value of derivative instruments
I have no idea what this even means but they booked a 63m loss on it.

>>9429514
0.04 on Seeking Alpha

>>9429477

>>9429543
Makes sense this things would have lost 50% percent in AH if it missed that badly.

>>9429531
something to do with their warrant fair value
it is a non-cash item

>>9429477

Is anybody else unironically short vix again right now?

>>9429477

Will KO ever be green again?

>>9429425
>I will take the sweetener deal very seriously because this is the HUGE thing
me too. if the other parts stay profitable, and the new sweetener is a hit, then mid teens wont be a meme next year. itll be lowballing it

>>9429581
How do I short vix?

>>9429614
Yes
Whenever they adopt AMRS's new sweetener in Aug/Sep 2018

>>9429543
>>9429557
Their SEC filing has it at -0.52, same as RH

>>9429626
agreed
this should be easily the worst quarter of the year for them, and it went fine.

sweetener production becomes big time starting in sept.
This is all good steady news for the company.

>>9429642
I'm doing it via a bear call spread on UVXY, but there's other ways to get short exposure to vix, like SVXY, or VMIN.

>>9429642
short UVXY corp
>>9429651
Jesus, if this is true

>>9429642
buy XIV

https://edge.media-server.com/m6/p/qr5eco5i

AMRS conf call started.

>>9429694
just kidding it doesnt exist anymore

let me get this straight.. AMRS is coming out with a fake sweetner while sugar is about to head for historical lows? do people really think that big companies are going to change their formula to go with an artificial sweetner when sugar will probably be cheaper? serious question

>>9429651
that must be the GAAP EPS, with that huge loss on derivatives, which is a non-cash item

>>9429659
I am a bit worried about their negative working capital for Q218 (current quarter).
I guess they will have to raise money again
Let's all hear to our Lord and Savior, John Memelo

>>9429651
>>9429679
Not to sound like the shills, but it was important this time around.

>>9429709
Obvious man, sugar is in huge trouble due to the court of public opinion. No company wants to touch it anymore, thats a great thing for amrs.

>>9429700
I'm listening but I'm kind of a brainlet so most of this shit always goes over my head.

>>9429709
people are stupid
they will eat up anything the companies are selling them
those sweeteners will be sold as healthy, natural and non-caloric substitute to the evil albeit cheap sugar
KO PEP Nestle etc will be able to charge more for the healthy shit

>>9429709
yeah man, everyone is dropping sugar because of the health reports.

>>9429740
They generally prefer it that way.

Shit, I may be wrong about HMNY. If it opens high tomorrow (like around $0.8), it may damn well go for that bull run to $7 this week.

>>9429713
>I guess they will have to raise money again
melo is the fucking god of kneepads/pulling money out of his ass

>>9429748
Yeah I figured. Any smarter fags here please translate the important parts into normal English.

>>9429729
>thats a great thing for amrs.
sugar being cheap is a great thing for AMRS? why?
wouldn't AMRS want higher sugar prices so they could supply a cheaper alternative?

>>9429477
Shit. I might be out of TVIX memes now.

>>9429581
ME!

>>9429773
I think he's saying that the reason sugar is cheap is that society is moving away from it.

>>9429713
I don't really how significant this is and don't know much about GAAP and whatnot but this is what I'm looking at— ignore tabs

>>9429729
I'm still on board, don't get me wrong, it's just worrisome being in something kinda risky.

>>9429773
Price of sugar doesn't matter when countries start charging a sugar tax that's worth 10x more, which they are.

>>9429740
Try to follow and learn anyway. Most of it goes over my head too, but I try to form my own opinions and see if the market reacts the same the next day.

>>9429833
>ignore tabs
nice meme bro, i can tell that came naturally

>>9429833
...at least you had a (you)

>>9429773
2 fold
1, amrs buys sugar for their science. Lower sugar prices much lower expenses.
2, making a sugar sub with a close taste is the holy grail of major companies like coca cola.

>>9429769
the products and various assets theyve been scraping money out of have been staying profitable from last quarter (ie it wasnt a one off last ER). new products/sweeteners coming in the next couple months.

listen for when kathy comes on with the financial details. shell give it to us straight. melos just doing his job being a corporate talking head right now. cant blame him

>>9429836
Won't people just say fuck it and not eat the sugar or just start a fucking revolution and make their own country where they don't tax sugar except 250 years later they forget why they founded their country in the first place and begin to tax sugar???

>>9429833
>how to tie a noose
>suicide prevention number

kek, thanks for the effort.
Also FDA approval on the new sweetener, Biossance brand growing 400% as well in monkeyland.

>>9429870
it's not a meme it's a cry for help :(

>>9429906
Thanks anon. What's Kathy's position?

>>9429769
makeup assets are still crushing it. roasties need their facepaint

>>9429926
go on amyris.com m8
http://investors.amyris.com

>>9429955
I'm convinced that's a scam just because of how shitty their website is.

>>9429901
>>9429801
>>9429773

guys, everyone in the country is addicted to sugar.
sugar is turning out to be the worst thing for our health that exists.

major companies call a decent sugar replacement "the holy grail", making somewhat of an arms race.
AMRS made Reb M (or something like that) that is by far the best sugar replacement created yet

>>9429117
Sell that as soon as possible no way walmart will hit 96.5 IV crush will kill you as soon as earnings are out.

>>9429990
Suicide yourself

>>9429990
sugar is for the weak

>>9429978
nah it looks just like those basic ass boiler plates that you get when you hire shitty lazy do-nothing web designers. i know, my ex used to do that shit. i used to tell her her job was poison lol.

the company is back from the brink, i cant really blame em

>>9430023
Christ, I did the keto diet for 3 weeks.
Sugar die off/detox is one of the worst things ive ever experienced.

>everyone is dropping sugar now in 2018

>>9430036
This is such a bullshit faggy company but I will maybe buy some it's retarded shit.

>>9429928
Yeah Biossance is looking really strong desu. Based Brazilian roasties saving us.

>>9430056
Ever been through alcohol withdrawal?

>>9430103
fair enough.
Apparently sugar is more chemically addicting than the likes of Coke though

>>9430080
this sounds like decent DD
go for it

>>9430086
i know. the fucking makeup is even better than the contracts with DARPA and DoE

>>9430103
that shit sucks, its like dying

>>9428127
Was there news or an event that caused this 5 percent decline today?

>>9430120
Oh I wasn't trying to make a point, really, I was just wondering what you had to compare it to.

>>9430128
Indeed. Dying badly.

IEP dipping after big earnings beat.
normally i'd buy now, but my experience with MU is to wait for it to dip another 15% because why the fuck not?

Maybe SPY AH can at least give me the illusion that we closed red today.

oh good pajeet is on the line now
AMRS lambo moon

time to begin the heavy drinking
New thread when?

>>9430214
>time to begin the heavy drinking
I'm not going to do any drinking today. Drank enough over the weekend for a few months.

How is buying GOOG at any price not the best strategy? AI, quantum computers, 10 percent of space x, massive add revenue, decent reputation.

Tonight's AMRS CC proved to be quite a comfy lot of nothing

>>9430260
please don't drink too much baggy

>>9430262
Cause they could fuck up and because you didn't diversify you're fucked.

>>9430262
>I would rather invest in a wonderful company at a fair price, than a fair company at a wonderful price.
-Your boy Buffy

>>9430277
Why? I hope baggy drinks his fat ass into a heart attack. HMNY is fucking useless.

please futures, no negatives

>>9430280
Soon their AI will actually prevent them from fucking up.

>>9430262
GOOG has a pajeet CEO who has no idea how to create new value
I'd rather go all-in on AMZN

>>9430325
don't be so mean

UPDATE ON TVIX MEME:
zerohedge has a Twitter handle.
I might make an account on the zerhedge website, but I don't see a good email address for leaving shit like "anonymous tips"

>>9430353
No dude, I'm down money because of him. As far as I'm concerned he can go die in the gutter.

Did all the trip fags turn their trips off?

>Why? I hope baggy drinks his fat ass into a heart attack.
Anybody have the baggie copypasta?

>>9430388
>No dude, I'm down money because of him.
You're down money because of you.

don't blame people for your shit trades

>>9430388
You do realize that this is all basically gambling, right?

make new threasd

>>9430388
What did you buy?

>>9430388
take responsibility for your own trades anon

>>9430433
HMNY was a mistake.

>>9430384
In terms of how I present the news source with the memes, I'm thinking of either being straight forward with it and saying "these memes are making the rounds online", doubling down on the meme by saying that I heard a rumour about a possible merger between TVIX and UVXY, or passing the memes as "potential graphics" to use for a story about how retail investors are getting complacent with shorting VIX again

>>9430462
You bought HMNY kek!!! You should have to suck off baggy and then kill yourself for being this retarded.

NEW THREAD

>>9430486
>>9430486
>>9430486

>>9430462
I've never shilled that shit, I don't even have a watch list with it on it.

>>9430401
Before I leave I have to say that You, bagholder extreme, were the slimest, greasiest, slimball faggot kike nigger shill here. YYour stock market knowledge is abysmal and anyone who listens to you is bound to lose money. Literally kill yourself

>>9430492
Fuck you and baggie you vicious faggots of the despicable sort.

>>9429729
>>9429745
>>9429746
This kind of shit boggles my mind. The only sweetener I'd prefer over sugar is honey. All these artificial chemical sweeteners can go straight to hell. Most of them taste like shit (looking at you, aspartame) and all of them are worse for you health-wise. The only one I'll tolerate is HFCS since it's almost still just sugar.