/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>9419651
What's for dinner?

>>9419770
I don't know. What are you going to make?

>>9419770
CHICKEN NUGGETS FOR EVERYONEEEEEEEEE

>>9419651
water bill for April: $5

>>9419802
Sorry, I had to use some to fill my bong.

Living in my own No No-Linkers pillow fortress

>>9419651
dibs on the staircase closet

I know this thread is for larping, but I would love to experience this. A bunch of autists trying to get rich, pumping random shitcoins. Ahhh I love you brahs

>>9419770
Shrimp , had some spare from the farm.

>>9419891
sorry bro I hate your shrimps last night when I had the munchies

>>9419901
ate*

Guys!
Who the fuck eat my cheese!?

>>9419891
Nice, I have oat and black beans to go with.

>>9419651

This place ABSOLUTELY REEKS of curry.

>>9419891
dude your fucking farm reeks, i can't stand the smell of it in the basement.

>>9419938
Why am I surrounded by shitskins?
>looks in mirror
NOOOoooo

>>9419970
>▶

I told you guys to use the fucking toilet! Why the fuck do you keep shitting in the yard! And in different places too, FUCK

>>9419938
Wich goes well with shrimps.

>Heat the house with TRTL miners

We can all have our daily discussion on Americans panic selling when they wake up

All jokes I honestly don't understand student houses or "friends" living together. You sit on the same toilet, same shower, you share the water in the washing machine, constantly someone in your presence. Honestly cannot comprehend how do they cope with the disgust. If you don't share a blood line or marital contract you shouldn't be living in the same house.

>>9420095
I wish I had as much money as you antisocial anon
I think like you at heart truly

>>9420095
>share the water in the washing machine
wut

>>9420230
You don't share the water in the washing machine?
Come on anon, we need to share everything

>>9420230
>h-hey guys...just so you know, I used 7 gallons of water for washing machine...is that ok?

>>9420095
you get used to it pretty quickly. we arent all born with a silver spoon up our ass

I'm moving out

>>9420061
>heating a house in India

>>9419993
>shitting on the place where you worship
Fuck off sir

>>9420356

>>9419844
you think you'll be comfy engaging in deep philosophical discourse with other bizanons as you guys lay on mattresses on the ground, laptops on the side to check on charts every now and then

but you'll just end up with pimple faced aneroxic manlets or smelly obese savages, shitposting and autistically laughing in unison at their unfunny larp

Toilets clogged. Can I shit in the street?

>having sleep shifts so always ready to act
>each autist deep dives into a coin and makes a presentation every now and then

Not too bad

Hey guys can you stop coming into me and my boyfriend's room please?

>>9420286
You crazy bastard.

>>9420384
We had toilets?

>>9419651
The toilet would endlessly clog and the kitchen sink, I bet the place would smell like rancid fats and onions after 3wks. Around the 4 month period, the place would be infested with roaches and bed bugs, carpets stained and hardwood floors all scratched up, plenty of fist sized holes in the wall, every window screen will be torn or missing. In other words, imagine chris chans home, it would look like and smell like that, don't forget the endless amounts of toys and lego sets.

>>9420606
And the swiming pool converted to -now defunct- shrimp pool.
>imagine the smell

>>9420095
Wow you must be one lonely individual if you cant see the joy of living with friends. It is the best thing ever. I am living with 3 of my best friends since 5 years and did not regret it for one second. We are grilling in the evenings with some beers and talk about crypto and the markets (We all work in finance). Occasionally, we throw parties to have fun with other bros and pump and dump chicks or on some evenings we are just relaxing and roll a joint. I am sure you cant understand what it feels like to love someone on this level (nohomo) and completely trusting another humanbeing. If I would call one of them in the middle of the night and ask him to deliver me 10k without questions asked, they would all do it without hesitation. It is not a burden to share my facilities with them, its a blessing.

>>9419651
WHO THE FUCK IS BURNING MY REQIES AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN

>>9419651
>*crunch*
>*crunch*
>EWWWW

HEY!, which anon just stepped on my snails!???
REEEEEE!
I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM MY SNAIL FARM!!!!

TIMMY!
GARY!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

someone smeared '1k EOY' in shit all over the bathroom walls again.

You're on your way to the backyard, but this friendly looking guy blocks your path:

"Hi, I'm a friend of your cousin, Anon. Could you tell me where's the garage? I need to 'tokenize' something."

WHY ARE THERE SHRIMPS ALL OVER MY ROOM

who the fuck left footprints on the toilet seat again?

>>9421362
ask >>9419891, faggot seems to have dropped them everywhere

Sorry lad but I came into your butt
Maybe a house full of naked homos is a bad idea...

come to my room sirs im very lonely sirs

>>9419651
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>sneaks into your room were you left your girlfriend sleeping in just micro thong while you left to wagecuck.

>>9420709
If there's a basement or garage, I guarantee there would be a snail farm and several anons saying they're gonna be rich.

Any oldfags up to scam people on the streets later?

>>9420712
This split up after 4 years 2 weeks ago. Don't know what to do. Renting with strangers seem so little attractive after this

>>9421514
No after some confrontations farmers would rent a large warehouse nearby for all farming activities

>some snails crawl up their glass and fall into the shrimp tank next door

>>9421518
I'm like really old fag, what did you have in mind?

>>9420712
Lucky guy, I'm stuck with pretty terrible "gamer" roommates who don't understand anything more cultural than youtube let's players and who don't do any chores around the house but whine about stuff not being done. It's pretty unchill

>>9420712
>mfw i will never have this level of commaradary

>>9421514
Beware, someone ate my cheese, but I still have my baguette.
>*gather some butter, garlic and parsil*
GAAAARY!
TIIIIMMY!
Don't be shy my little snails, come here see me...

>>9421889
Can picture an anon going for a swim in the shrimp pool, gets toxic shock almost dies.

Hey guys can I please have your jizz bottles for my shrimps

>>9421918
>other anons try to pitch all kind of crypto to hospital staff

Ok, guys: I am not going to clean toilets anymore. I have done this alone for the past few months, and you, guys, smeared shit all over the bowl AGAIN! Now it's your turn to clean this place. And we have snot and some other stinky liquid on a bathroom sink, clean after yourself and stop urinating in there. Also, I have found a cumrag tucked in my bed, what the fuck?

Gangbang OPs girlfriend

>>9420095
>If you don't share a blood line or marital contract you shouldn't be living in the same house.
t. autistic christcuck

>>9419651
>immediately goes to room without talking to anyone
>doesn't show up for meals
>wanders around outside at 4 am
>violently masturbates

>>9422068
are you me?

And who the fuck... There are dead shrimps and snails - you know where? Under a rug in a hallway! This house fucking reeks now! Why couldn't you dig a hole in backyard or flush them down a toilet, at least? Oh, is it clogged again? Stop eating so much fast food!

>>9421889
>GAAAARY!
>TIIIIMMY!
They were already squished by someone, you can eat the remains...

All of you fuckers with your shrimp and koi carp farms need to go. Its time to move the fuck out.
>>9419891
>>9419901
>>9420038
>>9420709
>>9422010

Hospital bill from Mars: 2.1 million

Chainlink bed sheets? Come on man...

>>9419651
So I have this friend /pol/ who is looking for a place now, can he move in guys?

Dinner is ready, boys!

>>9421410
>Why are the floors and the walls sticky?
>Why anon?

>>9422091
Humm, not as much tasty, but it's definitely easier to catch when dead.
>*looks under the carpet to find dosen of poor slatted snails*
"SCOOOORE!"

Tonight, some anons will be tormented between the awesomely tasty smell of the snail casserole, and the fact that it was, indeed, dead snails from under the carpet. Mostly.

>>9422027
Kay, I will clean it this week.
As for the cum rag, either someone borrow my whole sheets, or it's not me.

>>9422211
Depends, did he knows how to clean toilets?

>>9422269
>what's that white sticky stuff I sometimes see accumulating around the shower drain
>it must be someone's hair conditioner or face mask, r-right?

>>9422261
That cannot be edible.

>>9419651
>Few techies build a nice house
>Proper conversation about technology and cryptocurrency
>Technology is making money! Nice!
>Oh wow, we've got our first institutional investors, this is crazy
>Oh cool, we've got some tech investors moving in now too
>Conversation about the tech is still strong, and now we can talk about the the market and industry adoption too
>Wow, we're making more money than any other investment on Earth
>Oh, a bunch of nazi larpers want to move in
>Oh, a bunch of Zyzz fanboys wanna move in
>Oh, a bunch of virgin woman haters want to move in
>Oh, a bunch of normies want to move in
>Oh, they all think they know how to build this house.
>Well, the new tenants won't shut the fuck up, time for all the founding housemates to move out

It's a sad story

>>9422614
"Hurg.. yes, totaly. Hair conditioner! Haha, funny hey? I mean cause most of us here are bald. And green. But that's an other story..."

>>9422626
"It will if you put enought curry powder and garlic anon!
There, take this part, its the juicier!"

>*a loud ww2 alike alarm rings in the mantion*
"Bitcoin is below $8500! Sellsellsell!

>>9422261

who let babatunde back in the house?

Sirs
Iam very tire of this goddamn wage cuck
pls when LINK moon

>>9422704
you sound bitter, oldfag

>>9419651
Okay guys serioulsy now that we're all in one place i think it's fair that we all split my datawallet bags evenly so they arent so heavy. I promise ill stop shitting up the board as soon as i get rid of them.

>>9421333

hahahahah and trips wow

guys PLEASE we need to shut down the mining rig

its fucking sweltering in here

>>9423431
It’s not sweltering if you’re nekkid

>>9419651

Fuck I would not want to live with any of you. You guys must all smell like shit with poor hygiene.

>>9419651
*pisses on the toiled seat

>>9423449
whatever ill be in my room with the fan blasting then

Stacy’s coming over tonight anon, mind if we use your bed to fuck?

>>9423552
Yes, just do that.
Snails and shrimps NEEDS a warm and moist environement.
Plus, we got free electricity from ou neigbour, no reasons to turn mining rig off.

>>9423717

im starting a petition to change /biz/ mansion to a proof of stake only home

please sign

>>9423691
You can use my bed if I get to watch

Who keeps nutting on the carpet

>>9423766
Why would I?
What can I gain?

>>9423835
Please, snails grows bigger and faster that way.
Why do you think srimp anon asks for cum jar?

Guys what the fuck, we all have to abide by the chore wheel. Just because you shit in the street doesn't mean you get out of cleaning the bathrooms.

Fucking pajeet shills.

>Uses anon's clippers to trim pubes
>Uses another anon's toothbrush to clean sink of pubes

teehee

Why are there shrimps in my sink!!!??!! And can someone please answer the door for the fucking pizza man

>>9420230
> never removed or installed a washing machine

There's always water left in the bottom washing machine under the spinner brainlet.

>>9422704
ur mom sad story

>>9421544
They are just strangers at the beginning. See it as a new opportunity to meet new friends. And if you dont like them, just move to a new flat with other guys. I am sure you will make it.

People around here often limit 'making it' to their financials. I have a very good net worth which is nice because it grants you some sort of security in your live. But what really matters is having people around you who you fully trust and with whose you can share your best and worst moments. This is what making it really is.

How many times do I have to tell you that the door to the basement must be closed, lest my yeast ranch becomes contaminated!!

>>9420230
>>9420286
>>9420384
>>9420606
>>9424022

I'm teaching you guys some hands on skills, after that your on your own.
Every weekend there's holes in the drywall, shrimp in pool pump, cum clogged drains.

I had to run all new electrical into the garage because someone put an extension cord through the dry wall into the garage and piggy backed 14 surge protectors together to power all the mining for Zcash. Almost burnt the house down non

>>9424018
Hoh, its me.
Dont know shrimp very well but didn't it needs water?
It was on the carpet for like a day or so. So I gave it fresh water...

>>9424018
Don't answer it! Pizza is a jewish conspiracy to undermine traditional family values and the shrimp industry! We can't let (((them))) control what we eat! Give him a warning and if he persists shoot him in self defence.

>>9419651
Making lasagna, does anyone want?