/biz/ - Business & Finance

>when beta coworkers say 'hi' you frown and and nod your head side to side

>When you're trying to get through a crowded area never say excuse me, always say "get out of the way you idiot"

>>941895

>When someone goes to shake your hand, put your hand in a fist bump motion, this makes them follow your lead. if that person later tries to fist bump you switch it to a high five. Keep changing it up, they will subconsciously recognise you as their leader.

>>941975
Genius tbh

>>941895
>Regularly reenact this scene at work

>whenever you talk to somebody, write down what they say and then take out your copy of the 48 laws of power, page through and find the law which applies before commencing manipulation
>get as many concussions as you can to damage your Amygdala

>>941895

> Begin any meeting by whipping your cock out and placing it on the boardroom table
> "see that" you say
>"That's what real power looks like"
> then sit at the head of the table and say, "proceed"

When I was working at Wal-Mart, we had one store manager who was a master at all the little things one can do to assert power.

First day he showed up, me and my boss were talking and he came up to us, my boss said hello and reached to shake hands and the guy just looked at his hand and didn't shake it. That night, he had the parking lot repainted.

When I was working at Wal-Mart, we had one store manager who was a master at all the little things one can do to assert power.

First day he showed up, me and my boss were talking and he came up to us, my boss said hello and reached to shake hands and the guy just looked at his hand and didn't shake it. That night, he had the parking lot repainted.

The guy was always on so you could never befriend him. He'd make fun of you and be a prick every so often.

>once into upper management, humiliate lower managers in front of their peons, leaving the peons with such dread they go cry about it online
>paint the parking lot as first matter of business every time

>>941895
>urinating
You're implying that you're human and therefore are inferior.

>The 49th Law: paint the parking lot on your first day to establish dominance

>>941966
Also do this when people are not in your way

>>941895

>try to establish dominance
>get shot by a beta subordinate who have had enough

>>941895
>find some prime real estate where there are many people. this could be at a business, at a social event, the local university, your work, a popular restaurant, etc.. let bellow from your anus a thunderous fart. stomp around the area where your fart gas is present. this will assert your dominance, alerting all inhabitants of the area that you are the resident alpha male. the males of the area will cower at your presence and be repulsed by your vulgar stench while the females of the area will be made aware that you are prepared to rut.

>never flush after taking a dump in a public toilet. let the might of your turd inspire hope and instill discipline in those who gaze upon its glory.

>ALWAYS take the last piece of food when it is present.

>when dining in a public place, instead of giving extra money to your waiter/servant, give them some valuable life advice as a tip. this allows you to both retain extra investment fund as well as directly impact someone else's life in ways that money can't buy.

>drink all alcoholic beverages as they are. mixing is for delicate little pussies who can't handle their liqour. also, no "light" beverages. ever. you're not a member of the JV cheer leading team at practice so don't drink like one.

>holding the door for someone as a way to show a little kindness is acceptable, but don't do it very often. whenever you do, be sure to open the door in such a way that your arm is OVER their head, forcing them to bow to you as the bask in your presence. of course, this will only work if you are NOT a manlet (shorter than 6'0). manlets need not regard any of this as they are disqualified from being alpha anyway.

>>943073
>TFW only 180cm without shoes on

I become master race 185cm with shows tho, so am I OK?

>>942641
This would annoy me tbh, I'd probably go out of my way to undermine someone that did stupid shit like this. The alpha/beta mentality is such nonsense. Fair enough if you want to exert your authority as a superior, but there's no need to be a dickhead about it. Act like a normal human.

>"accidentally" drop magnum condoms from your wallet while paying
>crush females' fingers with your vice-like handshake. This will make them respect you for your superior strength
>purposely spell words wrong in office emails. When beta males point out the corrections, fire them. If you don't have authority to fire them, paint the parking lot.
>never lock bathroom doors. When co-workers walk in on you, stare at them and slowly flush

>Piss in the watercooler to assert dominance
>Piss all over the toilet seats and pluck your pubes
>Piss all over the entrance to your office to ward off foul spirits

>>944430

Spat all over my screen laughing. Fuck

>>943159
Fine application of the FRANK method.

>>944447
>>944444

>This entire thread

What's the painting the parking lot thing from?

Also, would grabbing the other person's junk be considered to be a sign of being dominant?

>>944475
No clue but to me it seems to be establishing dominance by denying the entire parking lot to everyone.