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don't let this thread slide you ingrates

>>9390257
The meme that saved biz

>>9390257

>sitting down after a long day of shrimping
>feet up
>glass of scotch in your right
>cigar in your left
>press play on this song
>stare in admiration at your tank of money makers

>>9390698
beautiful green text anonkun

Mushrooms>shrimp

>>9390734

I'm starting a bonsai tree hustle - but godspeed shrimpkun

>>9390768
were all gonna make it anons

>>9390753
is that birch polypour? if so where do you get the spores from?

>>9390775

Are you going to reinvest your shrimp gains into more shrimp or crypto?

I've been stacking silver bullion from some dude who gets it near spot price so gonna turn those bonsai into precious metals.

>>9390775
>is that birch polypour?
Nope, oyesters. They don't ship well at all so they're good for selling to high end restaurants.

>>9390799
I already have 99.5% of my portfolio in gold so more shirmps probablly

>>9390845

Don't you mean 100% in gold?

>implying shrimp aren't gold in crustaceanic form

>>9390861
thanks for correcting me desu, almost caught me slippin'

THIS IS NOW A MUSHROOM THREAD

WHO'S HUNTING THIS WEEKEND

>>9390257
MY SHRIMPIES STAY SUPER STINKY $1000 EOY

I’m seriously doing research on this shit. Just like when I heard about bitcoin hitting $1000.

this is a joke right?

>>9391041
Yes this is a joke please don't start shrimp farming in NY.

Add filter on this board you will never hear about this again

Please leave this thread

>>9391041
yeah big prank

i have 30 acres in the north east. it's next to a wallmart, there are about 3-4 small ponds. not really sure about how safe the water is to farm fish or shrimp in for human consumption because of water run off.

any ideas on what to farm in them without getting the epa or usda too involved?

theres methheads in the area so im weary about having anything "too out in the open" farm wise

was thinking of doing ginsing for a long term thing for the land.

lol
shrimp r ghey

>>9391197
Outdoor ops are hard because of disease and predators. You'd also see a very low survival rate. Build a hoophouse

Where do I sell these shrimps at?

>>9391573
>sell
KEK, you live off of them ya dummy. It’s better than going to work that’s for sure, real men grow their own food anyways. Just don’t eat them too often because shrimps have high cholesterol.

>>9391197
Dude thousands of shrimp can fit in a 20 gallon aquarium

You don't need to use public resources for private gains

>>9391841
Make sure you eat a spoonful of cooking oil with the shrimp, or you'll get rabbit starvation, and be constantly starving no matter how many shrimp you eat

Dr. Richardson, also, has remarked, “that when people have fed for a long time solely upon lean animal food, the desire for fat becomes so insatiable, that they can consume a large quantity of unmixed and even oily fat without nausea:”

>>9390257
Okay I'll bite, where's the catch on this? Is this the GOMAD version of /biz/?

>>9392193
Yes it is. You can unironically breed a shitton of shrimps and sell them for good prices. It takes a while to get started but it is not a meme.

Paper shrimp for a few days.. make a ton of money. Finally get myself a real boat.

Lose all money. S

Such is life in the bayou.