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Popular brokers for stock trading:
Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

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>$1 commission per 100 shares. $10k minimum to open, $3k if 25 or under. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
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Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
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S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
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Basic rundown on Options:
Part 1 : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
Part 2 : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]

FED shitposting schedule
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/

Previous >>9361509

>> No.9373406

>>9373375
excellent memesmithing my friend

>> No.9373408
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>> No.9373420

>>9373408
wtf imma stalinist nao

>> No.9373426

robin hood not available in austraya :(

>> No.9373451
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>>9373426
you should get a better broker anyways if youre for serious m8. i wish i could tell ya more, but i have no experience with brokers in straya

>> No.9373458
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9373458

I can feel it, got fucked all week by not being conscious. Got a lot if ground to make up.

>> No.9373460

>>9373375
$HMNY short squeeze, to the moon, our YOLO salvation thread?

>> No.9373472

>>9373375
10/10 memesmith

>> No.9373487

>>9373460
holy shit. i just realized theres options on HMNY.
hmmmmmmmmmmm
have to wait and see what the volume is like, but theres a fuckton of open interest

>> No.9373493
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9373493

buying Wal Mart today

>> No.9373500

>>9373460
>>9373487
oh boy.
and theyre basically free. even out like 90 days. might get 1 or 2 or 50

>> No.9373507

>>9373493
I didn't know it was publicly traded.

>> No.9373519
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>>9373507

>> No.9373563
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9373563

HEY
WHO TOOK MY GIANT GREEN DILDO BACK?!
GIVE IT BACK. DILDOS ARE NOT FOR SHARING

>> No.9373568

Wal Mart got the "Amazon of India" deal and went down on the news
if it goes to 80 go all in

>> No.9373618

Thinking about buying BMPS at 3 EUR, it's the ultimate /biz/ stock. Down more than 99% from ATH. First profitable quarter since bailout.

>> No.9373624

>>9373568
It was ex day as well.

>> No.9373635

>>9373568
damn i cant believe WMT hasnt recoverd since volpocalypse. my irl buddy was in that one and got REKT. think hes still holding the bags too.

im seeing a hard resistance at 87ish
if it breaks that i might grab some

>>9373624
now thats REALLY weird desu

>> No.9373695

Morning y'all how's Uso treating everyone?

>> No.9373700

>>9373335
Ours were for a long time. Quite the opposite from what people think but things are starting to change drastically. All the knife laws were repealed last year too.

>>9373381
Yea it’s great. That story about looters always gets passed around. I’ve been through three major hurricanes, countless tropical storms, two floods, a couple of tornados, and one ice storm and I’ve never seen one looter. I think that all started in Katrina cause they had such a problem with it.

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9373725

Me plan for today!
Sad penis bc BTC crash
Somehow Fisher/Trigger say SPY go have another green today

Still short biased however !
683 needs be retested

>> No.9373730

Its another Shrimp Makrt General episode

>> No.9373739

>>9373725
fucking abysmal

>> No.9373744

>>9373563
Germany's buttplug? Or Sweden's?

>> No.9373761

Hey! my apple put will be in the money, one good play for me. Thanks post dividend selloff

>> No.9373834

>>9373700
>I think that all started in Katrina cause they had such a problem with it
fucking monsters
if theres anyone who deserves a bullet, its these kinds of freaks

>>9373744
nah thats paris
its one of those post modern fuckwits (paul mcarthy i think). he uses as much money as possible to make the most retarded shit he can, and rich folks use his bullshit to launder money

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Anyone have link to Monday thread?

Kek want to Screen Shot me "SPY 273 EOW" prediction

>>9373739
Why ? :(

>> No.9373850
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>>9373725
Don't go short. World peace, the end of conflict in the civilized world as we know it. Russia is fleeing Syria. Go hard in the RUSL, we've shot all the bears even the mighty Russian bear. Golden Calf in Jerusalem.

>> No.9373869

>>9373466
I love Louisiana. My moms side of the family is from Many. I spent many summer days up there. They were poor as fuck but we had so much fun and cooked so much great food. Last time I was in New Orleans was 2000. I need to go back.

>> No.9373936

As stated last night, AFL, MFA potential moon missions. ADSK looks like it still has legs.

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>>9373846
Do not question

>> No.9373949

>>9373869
>Last time I was in New Orleans was 2000. I need to go back.
i mean theres a couple blocks in the french quarter that are still cool as hell, but the rest of the place its fucked up beyond all recognition.

last time i went down there (like 4 years ago), as SOON as i got off the bus, some fucking thug came up to me, offered to "shine my shoes" for $20. i told him to get fucked and then he flashed me his little sidepiece. fuck the new new orleans

i had a better time in baton rouge desu

>> No.9374018

Watching at open
KTOV
ANFI
RXII

>>9373936
Watching MFA too. Thanks man!

>> No.9374026

>>9373869
>>9373949
I agree with stating away from NOLA, if you come chill in the Garden District,magazine and st Charles st. More chill for Mardi Gras as well. The crime is NOLA is getting really bad. I lived in the Garden district for some time, it is great and much lower is crime. Just take an Uber to go to French Quarter, there are alot of homeless muggers under the interstate.

>> No.9374032

Dont forget to try your best today

>> No.9374043

>>9374032
thanks mom!

>> No.9374086
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9374086

mooning, already?

>> No.9374096

>>9373949
>>9374026
Furthest I’ve been is Lafayette on business a couple of years ago. Honestly I just want to go to NOLA for the WW2 museum. In 2000 I went for the opening. It’s changed so much now.

>> No.9374108

>>9373850
Me no care if baby jesus conquers Russia riding golden bull
WallSt gonna have take profits!

It hit me short area,
Open ing shorts

>> No.9374128

>>9374096
It is a great museum 10/10 would recommend, talking to the few remaining vets is awesome

>> No.9374140

Reminder that shorting the SP is communism

>> No.9374155

bought WMT at 82.07

>> No.9374177

HMNY is pretty cheap that I could try my hand at writing contracts for it. Would it be worth a shot or is it my low grade fever talking?

>> No.9374179

Based Pep, Ko, and everything

>> No.9374236

>>9373949
>i had a better time in baton rouge desu
Really? Baton Rouge is just a college town.

>> No.9374247

>>9374096
yea it never really recovered. pretty sad desu

>>9374026
yeah the crime is terrible. one of the worst places ive ever been to in terms of that. worse than the time i was in detroit.

another really bad one is buffalo NY if youve ever been there. like 80% of the city is a literal no-go zone. students get shot all the fucking time over there for just walking around. its horrendous

nearly got killed in cleveland a couple times too. in my experience, most of the rustbelt is pretty fucked up. almost on par with places like NOLA

>> No.9374260

>>9374236
Less uppity negros and is much less liberal than NOLA. Most of Louisiana is quite conservative, very evangelical Christian.

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9374285

Good Morning Everyone,

Is fucking NVDA dragging down the Nasdaq?

>> No.9374289

>>9374236
yea i had some buddies i was visiting. in NOLA, i felt like most of my time was spent trying to not get killed (i was on the wrong side of the tracks ya know?).

baton rouge, i had some good times and good food, and everything was actually affordable. i guess im just not real huge on major cities is all. i always have more fun on the outskirts or the forgotten little towns. people are more apt to look for a good time (and actually have one when they find it) in little towns. big cities, it feels like everyone needs you to fucking impress them or they wont give you time of day. NYC is especially notorious for this (at least now it is. all the actual new yorkers got displaced out of the city to the outskirts of queens, and the rockaways)

>> No.9374319

>>9374128
>>9374247
>>9374260
I’m not big on tourists spots anyway. Besides my WW2 autism I have no desire to see the traditional places. I enjoy small towns mostly and the outdoors. Also old architecture. I was in central Kansas a year and a half ago and loved it. Was able to watch thunderstorms roll in. Been wanting to go storm chasing ever since. I do want to visit NYC though cause it’s the exact opposite of what I’m used to

>> No.9374335

>>9374289
Brooklyn is actually so infested with neon haired libs and degenerates, it's saddening. I don't even like going out in the Williamsburg area anymore.

>> No.9374360

US STRATEGIC RESERVES WILL BE USED IF OIL GETS TOO DAMN HIGH! CHEAP GAS IS A REQUIREMENT AND PRETTY MUCH THE ONLY HAND OUT BESIDES A TAX CUT REPUBLICAN GOVERNMENT WILL FULLY ENDORSE. OIL EXPORTS WILL STILL TRADE AT MARKET RATE, BUT DECREASED DOMESTIC DEMAND WILL IMPACT THE GLOBAL PRICE. I'M SO FUCKING SALTY THIS USO SHIT IS NOT PICKING A PIG FUCKING MUSLIM DIRECTION.

>> No.9374379

regret selling my VZ

>> No.9374392

>>9374360
long KSA. Saudis are going to fill shortage Iran oil ban will create.

>> No.9374395

>>9374360
They did this the last time has spiked. Don’t know how much it really helped. The largest oil reserve in the US is right down the road from me, want me to go lock the gate so they can’t get in?

>> No.9374420

>>9374395
Kek that might just work

>> No.9374462

That volume on HMNY, got a cheap call just in case, might as well eh? Half tempted to buy 100 shares and write a contract. Pretty sure it's the flu talking though.

>> No.9374486
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About to lose some money

>> No.9374506

>>9374335
the secret last stand of NYC, where you can actually run into real new yorkers (who are fucking awesome people) is in like queens, the bronx, and rockaway beach (awesome beach. literally surfable waves. some of the better stuff on the east coast)

ive actually had a good time in the LES but thats mostly cuz i was playing shows down there. did some work at a comedy club there. but manhatten sucks shit if you dont have a lot of money, or a specific reason to be there. such a clusterfuck

>>9374335
brooklyn is toast. i like greenpoint though, but its pretty much the same way. loaded with hipsters (awesome skatepark though)

>> No.9374526

>>9374486
That platform looks very old-school anon. What do you use? If no larp, are you institutional?

>> No.9374530

>>9374395
do it

>> No.9374543

Bought AFL and HMNY calls

>> No.9374549

>>9374526
The platform is NinjaTrader.
Its the OCRA font that makes it look older you can customize it anyway you want. I just like the aesthetic.

Also not institutional lol

>> No.9374575

>>9374526
kek
i use bar charts from time to time
theyre kinda cool looking. helps filter out shitty candle noise too a little

>>9374543
im thinking about calls on HMNY. but it might give me more leverage to just buy a thousand or so. hard to tell where itll run to

>> No.9374577

>>9374543
Did you do the ITM ones for the $1 ones? I got one .50 but I might pickup more. I still don't know if I wanna write some covered contracts or not.

>> No.9374605

>>9374577
i dont know if youll get much premiuim on the calls. theyre practically worthless

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Time for the Trader Nap

>> No.9374625

Damnit NVDA stop floating between my strangle. REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.9374626

>>9374360
Stay strong, will take about a month for it to affect prices. It's summer anyways they can't sell heating oil in bulk gotta make it up some how, gas gonna hit 3.05 this year I bet

>> No.9374627

>>9373744
France from a few years ago, and someone knifed it (maybe from /pol/) a couple weeks later.

>> No.9374650

>>9374549
I'm a brainlet, I never knew ninjatrader had that font. Thanks anon
>>9374575
Yeah I agree with you

>> No.9374663

>>9374626
I've been short USO for a few days now. I want to see a 1% swing like honestly.

>> No.9374670

a reminder that for the road construction worker anon that I am still looking into ROAD

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Wew, that Symantec drop.

>> No.9374683

>>9374663
Hope it does for you (then recovers) I sold my put yesterday during the a.m. dip expect another one today and then I bet well see where she goes on Monday. Stuck thinking of selling my calls r.n. Gotta ch3ck the news

>> No.9374684

hmmmmm
these .50 calls on HMNY are .10 a pop, but their delta is 70?!
BUY

>> No.9374715

>>9374684
Yea man, might as well

>> No.9374717
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Slow and steady wins the race.

>> No.9374726

>>9374663
Oil reserve is 2.2 mil barrels short a.t.m. And Iran sanctions coming up

>> No.9374744

>>9374715
yeah i was wondering about the leverage being better on the stock, but if the option is .10 and the delta is 70, thats a 700% move on 1 dollar underlying. where as just holding the stock, 1 dollar move would only be 200%. and seeing as it might get delisted anyways, the risk is about the same (100% loss very likely)

>> No.9374750

>>9374717
listen to this man

>> No.9374770

>>9374108
Whew ok no more short kek

>> No.9374785

>>9374575
I don't think the risk is worth it. A loss is a loss, no matter the amount. The premium on calls is really low
>>9374577
I did $1 calls 6/15. The theta decay is really low and the delta is pretty decent.

>> No.9374786

>>9374717
Kek
Have few bottles of these things
But terrified for try one....

>> No.9374832

>>9374785
right but with $100 in calls, i can get the leverage of 700 shares in stock which would cost me like $350.

so i actually have less downside than buying the stock, for more leverage

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>>9374420
>>9374530
>A 37 year old man was arrested today for trying to place a lock on the gate of the US strategic oil reserves. The man, who identified himself as Sam Hyde, told federal agents that “/smg/ told me too” and that “Baggy can finally get his lambo.” Officers also said that when placed in thier vehicle he muttered the phrase “T-Thanks. You too.”
There is no word on his true identity but authorities think he may have inside knowledge of the infamous hacker known as “4chan” and is being held without bond.

>> No.9374851

>>9374834
Fuck I can’t into greentext today

>> No.9374853
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>>9374834

>> No.9374863

>>9374834
>>9374851
Love it anyway!

>> No.9374871
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9374871

NQ might not be happening today.

>> No.9374897

>>9374486
>>9374871
How is ninja trader? I've thought about using it.

>> No.9374921

>>9374897
no complaints im still using 7
8 has been out for a while i haven't checked it out
I just like to keep it simple.

>> No.9374930

>>9374897
Not that dude, but I use it as well. By far my favorite trading platform. It supports futures, stocks, forex etc. and works with Interactive Brokers. Automated strategies are a breeze with it as well.

>> No.9374952

>>9374921
Stick to 7 for now. 8 is a buggy mess and barely adds anything new to the table

>> No.9374958

PZZA is flopping AGAIN

>> No.9374981

hhnnnnggggggg goldenbull confirmed

>> No.9375019
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Advice on these calls?

Financial Engines $50 calls, but they've announced they're getting bought out.

There's zero movement. I bought at $.125 and can't sell at $.10. When I don't offer them, the price shoots to $2.40 b/c someone else owns 3.

Stock isn't going to $50. Just hold and hope?

>> No.9375037

>>9375019
* Bought out at $45

>> No.9375081

so is there no way to differentiate between buy and sell on market depth charts? i dont have lv2

>> No.9375125
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9375125

>he fell for the bear crash meme

>> No.9375167
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9375167

welp

>> No.9375174

HEAR is blowing up yet again

>> No.9375182
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>>9375125
Spy can't keep get away with this

>> No.9375205

Possible school shooting in California, how will this affect the markets?

>> No.9375208

>>9375174
Must be a GPRO tier squeeze

>> No.9375215

>>9375205
Buy RGR

>> No.9375218

>>9375182
Kill yourself

>> No.9375234

>>9375081
Your broker should give you an "inside the market" quote. The highest bid with size and lowest ask with size.

It's not a complete picture but you can go to the CBOE book viewer.
http://markets.cboe.com/us/equities/market_statistics/book/aapl/
Just replace AAPL with anything you want to look at. It will give you 4 ECNs only; BZX, BYX, EDGX, and EDGA. EDGX will likely have the most to show; it's second only to ARCA.

>>9375218
Screw off. At least she posts ideas here.

>> No.9375253

>>9375205
Probably already priced in t.b.h.

>> No.9375274

>>9374930
>>9374921
Thanks I may bite and start using it.

>> No.9375285

>>9375234
'She'

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>>9375234
>she
>ideas

>> No.9375344

>>9375182
See
>>9362409

There's literally no capitalization coming, it has already been distributed. TVIX Corp is going bankrupt trying to bribe the Bogs. You're missing out on the easiest set it and forget it for 2 weeks we've had in months.

>> No.9375346

>>9375234
cool thanks m8

>> No.9375350

>>9374786
I think they taste pretty good, but if I drink a whole bottle in one sitting, I get kind of tipsy.

>> No.9375370

If the hmny squeeze happens it will be so glorious

>> No.9375377
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gunna hold for full profit

>> No.9375379

Pepsi a shit

>> No.9375404
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9375404

not a bad week

>> No.9375430

>>9375379
It's about to hit my buy limit at $97.

>> No.9375448

>>9375430
that was my entry so we in this together

>> No.9375495

Ahaha holy fuck, I found Gazprom in the pink sheets. 8.8% dividend yield. This is a bad idea, somebody talk me out of this.

>> No.9375591

>>9375495
Surprised it's not a ADR... What's the ticker?

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9375603

>>9375495
you really believe Putin is someone who gives away things ?
it is quite the contrary tovarich !

>> No.9375645

>>9375495
lel hope you don't get sanction'd.

I've actually been wondering if it's a good time to make a natural gas play.

I think looking out a few years natural gas prices will be pushed down. A number of US LNG export projects come online in 2020, allowing US natural gas to be exported worldwide. Also by that time US domestic crude production will have responded to higher oil prices (I don't think US production will be a major factor until late 2019 at the earliest because the last four years of low oil prices resulted in very low levels of infrastructure investment, and it will take some time to get up to speed). A lot of the shale fracked for crude produces natural gas as a byproduct. My expectation is that all these US producers will be getting basically free natural gas (breakeven price for extraction of natural gas in some shale formations is literally a negative number) and will have these new LNG facilities to export, so the US will turn into a major natural gas supplier in the early 2020s.

In the mean time though I'm wondering how long natural gas and crude prices will continue to correlate. A crude supply squeeze is expected in the next year unless the Saudis decide to change their plan of pumping prices before the Aramco IPO. I'm not 100% on it yet but I'm feeling like this winter might be a good time to play the seasonal demand for natural gas.

>> No.9375677

My tvix I've been bagholding is dragging me down, but I feel bad selling it at such a loss. Down about 40 percent. Wondering if I should just cut it and reinvest into something else or just say fuck it and keep it

>> No.9375695

>>9375677
lol

>> No.9375706

>>9375645
Literally the biggest risk. Knowing my luck, fresh sanctions will come as soon as my transaction settles.


>>9375591
Symbol is OGZPY, so I assume it's an ADR.

>> No.9375718

buying more COKE

>> No.9375721

>>9375677
holding the stock longterm is a pretty bad idea.
i got one moonshot call with a couple months on it, but youre more than likely fucked. maybe there will be a sell off you can minimize your downside on, but i doubt itll get to your break even

>> No.9375755

shill me your options

>> No.9375792

>>9375677
Sell and reinvest in ALT.

>> No.9375797

What's your favorite reit with a good dividend, looking to throw some money in one

>> No.9375832
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>>9375718
You've heard the expression 'dont catch a falling knife', right?

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9375868

Just set up my first option spread.
Doing a strangle on this fiery sack of shit that has a short interest of 56%

>> No.9375905

WTI at 72 when

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9375908

>whole portfolio red today
It had to happen sometime, I guess.

>> No.9375914

Can anyone please please please recommend a book on trading. Swing trading preferably.

>> No.9375916

>>9374670
Thanks based anon

>> No.9375931

>>9375755
I'm thinking qqq calls? Dunno, market is weird today

>> No.9375934

>>9375832
Im a professional knife catcher

>> No.9375945

>>9375914
https://www.amazon.com/Lustfully-Yours-Married-Swingers-Stories-ebook/dp/B074JB7P9G

>> No.9375950
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9375950

>He didn't buy NVDA calls this morning

>> No.9375980

>>9375950
>He didn't sell his NVDA calls right before earnings

>> No.9375994

>>9375931
im thinking we gotta go down for a little while. the RSI on my 2hr chart is WAY overbought. and im getting sell signals on my other timeframes (course im lookin at SPY).

>> No.9376124

Can way the Massive Green Dildo on HMNY

>> No.9376160
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9376160

held WHZT for 3 years finally seeing a return

>> No.9376312
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9376312

It's time for a proper Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having ribs, corn, and potato wedges and I'm up 10%! I got a lot to go to regain my losses from being sick but this is a good step forward.

>> No.9376329

>>9376312
Tbh I don't think I can eat it all, help me /smg/

>> No.9376338

>>9376312
Your posts always make me regret being on Pacific time.

>> No.9376341
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9376341

>>9376312
water and coffee

>> No.9376352
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9376352

>>9376312
based lunchbro

>> No.9376372

>>9376312
I keep forgetting I got a rack of ribs in the freezer

>> No.9376383

Finally the USO pulls back!

>> No.9376414

What's your goys sell target on HMNY? Selling at a dollar or will the short squeeze push it higher?

>> No.9376454

>>9376383
Load up?

>> No.9376467

>>9376414
I have a limit sell set for 90% of my shares at $1.80. Haven't decided where to set the rest. Hoping for a little gravy but willing to eat that 10%

>> No.9376474

>>9376454
not until $14.25

>> No.9376479

>>9376338
Pacific time for me too. Just describe your breakfast. I'm eating PB&J. Again. Lunchbro's always got such good food.

>> No.9376487

>>9376312
always so jealous of your lunches

>> No.9376503

>>9376414
lol whenever these fucking options move

>> No.9376506

>>9376479
Just coffee here my dude. No food until quite a bit later.

>> No.9376531

im going to hold onto walmart over the weekend even though I think the s&p is going to have a bad day monday

>> No.9376533
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9376533

>>9376338
>>9376341
>>9376352
>>9376372
>>9376479
>>9376487
>>9376506

My first proper meal all week since contracting space titanium AIDS, 4 U /smg/

>> No.9376538
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>> No.9376580

wft just happened

>> No.9376585

>>9376454
Yesh, and 7/20 14 dollar calls

>> No.9376601

>>9376454
She's ping ponging resistance and support I think resistance breakout on monday

>> No.9376617

What's up with AMRS?

>> No.9376619
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9376619

fuuuuuuuck

>> No.9376652

I just realized the biggest risk of buying OGZPY: I'll be the one dumbass in this thread holding it and it'll be a dead giveaway who I am if I ever post my portfolio.

>> No.9376654
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9376654

>>9376538
Symantec shareholder?

>> No.9376656
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9376656

TRXC is unstoppable

>> No.9376700

>>9376654
you think its a good buy now?

I feel bad for what happened to gamestop

>> No.9376701

>>9376580
long awaited pullback. caught it
now we go up again

>> No.9376710
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9376710

STOP SELLING

>> No.9376726
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9376726

>>9376654

All my gains for the week are getting wiped out.

>> No.9376765

>>9376710
hmny was probably 4chans oldest meme stock and ive watched it die for over a year, go with the stock that is putting them out of business amc movies

>> No.9376768

Anyone involved with GERN? This stock will be the death of me

>> No.9376802

>>9376768
>That ID
T-thanks for the heads-up, /biz/

>> No.9376805

July 20 $7 calls on Nokia on are on sale right now. Load up my niggas

>> No.9376807

>>9376710

How many shares deep are you?

>> No.9376808

gonna start buying Ebay

>> No.9376839

>>9376805
Why does Nokia have an announcement?

>> No.9376865

>>9376802
Literally tells you to take a loan out against your own body. Not even sell it like a hooker but, like let some one borrow it for a bit, and become their bitch if you don't pay everything back with interest.

>> No.9376873

Okay I'm gonna grab that QQQ 170C monthly I was looking at now that there's a dip

Don't crash, market, I need this

>> No.9376891

>>9376805
>>9376839
Or hoping it trades up and you can make a little dosh

>> No.9376898

>>9376839
No, my first phone was a brick Nokia so I love them :^)

>> No.9376921

>>9376898
Didn't they sell most of their company to Microsoft? And then Microsoft ran it into the ground?

>> No.9376961

>>9376921
That was back when Steve "Developers Developers Developers Developers Developers" Ballmer was in charge

>> No.9376974
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>>9376898
So was mine, fuck it I'll get one

POWER STANCE

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9376985

>-0.31% Today

>> No.9377086
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>>9376617
buy it.

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>>9376617
>w-whales are accumulating before ER
>h-haha

>> No.9377144

>>9376656
who knew medical anal probing robots will be the future

>> No.9377194
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9377194

>>9377118

>> No.9377213

buy COKE the sell walls are paper thin

>> No.9377231

First

>> No.9377239

Symantec

Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha haha haha

hooooooooo

>> No.9377278

>>9377239
my life savings was in that you fucking asshole

>> No.9377288
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9377288

>>9377239
they beat the analyst estimates!

>> No.9377290

>>9377239

buying the dip

>> No.9377305
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9377305

How diversified are you guys?

Right now im holding

BTE
MORL
CHK
CPTA
TMV
and a few pennie stocks for fun. I feel like im not diversified enough right now, is diverification important to you guys?

>> No.9377311

>>9377278
Filtered

>> No.9377331

Buy bottled water and bottled juice next time you go to the store guys

>> No.9377332

>>9377305
I've completely diversified to may 18th spy calls with a strike of $275.50 and June 15th $124 puts.

>> No.9377335

>>9377288
Holy fucking shit look at the options chain

Some of these puts just spiked 15000%

>> No.9377343

So did that ALT guy from yesterday kill himself yet?

>> No.9377381

>>9377335
Is it worth picking up some Symantac? Do people still use anti-virus shit these days?

>> No.9377397

Come on lets start mooning already! I mean really!

>> No.9377406

>>9377343
Why would I do that? Been riding this train since PIP. Even with soul crushing losses in one stock I am positive on my all time chart and for the yr.

>> No.9377413

>>9377381
Symantec crashed because of an accounting audit, they've probably been falsifying earnings reports for years

Or it's nothing and they'll be back up to $30 tomorrow, feel free to gamble

>> No.9377431

>>9377406
Well I'm glad to hear that, but ALT is going to r/s before too long.

>> No.9377436

C'mon oil punch through you fucking faggot lets go!!!! Stop edging me you dirty slut!!!
T. Uso options faggot

>> No.9377457

>>9377431
>>9377406
>>9377343
everyone here seems to be against ALT that might be a good sign to buy or average down.. i don't think they'll reverse split for another few months, they just went through one

>> No.9377496
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9377496

Is it even possible to see a new movie every day of the month? Wouldn't you have to re-watch a few of them if you were to literally go everyday?

>> No.9377529

>>9377496
Nobody goes to the movies anymore except black people

>> No.9377540

>>9377496
HMNY loses money if a user sees one movie per month

the whole business plan wasn't very well thought out

>> No.9377597

>>9377529
>Le racism is funny guise xDDDD
Back to >>>/r/eddit

>> No.9377614

>>9377529
>>9377597
you both just did a 540 to go backwards

>> No.9377622
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9377622

crrrraaaap

>> No.9377638

>>9377597
Sheeeeiiiitttt.jpg

>> No.9377649

>>9377597
Fuckk DDrumpf Fuck White people, Buy the VIX

>> No.9377653

fucking HEAR lmao

what a pump and dump

this shit belongs at 5$ TOPS

>> No.9377662

How much money did you lads start with when you started investing?

>> No.9377670

>>9377662
500k

>> No.9377672

lel
schwab just called me and asked what in the flying fuck i was thinking with all these daily contracts.

i told him "i be making that chedda, chill bruh"

jokes on him, i made 3 30% trades with em today

>> No.9377681

>>9377540
I think they had to see 1.4 to lose money but yeah... They are betting on the data being more valuable than the ticket price

>> No.9377689

Why isnt Warren E. Buffet saving Consumer staples yet?

>> No.9377746

>>9377689
cuz consumers dont want staples anymore. paperclips are far superior anways, as you can change the order of the paper

>> No.9377795

and FYI
Buy EBAY, not AMZN
Ebay actually has good dolls in stock

>> No.9377805

>>9377681
wouldnt that be gobbldygook data anyways? i feel like with unlimited free movies a month, you would end up going to a lot of movies you dont even like. cant imagine it would be very valuable as demographic data. it would just be like, "people who use our service tend to go see every movie that they can"

and this would invariably be causing them to go broke as their break even is less than two movies a month

>> No.9377839

>>9377672
Fucking lol. I'm surprised your broker even gives two shits about what you're doing

>> No.9377853

>>9377805
Yep, its sort of why most social media data is overvalued for its intended purpose (selling you shit). It is most useful for subverting behavior

>> No.9377876

>>9377670
500k to 50k in a month would be the only smg way.

>> No.9377898

We're going golden bull again

>> No.9377907
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>>9377839
kek
well im not. what im doing is incredibly stupid and high risk. its just a lot of fun. and FUCK is the leverage good

i decided to fuck with him too, and said, "man this would be a REAL good strategy if i could short contracts on the last day".

"p-please dont do that with our money sir"

KEK

>> No.9377910

>TFW it's correction day but it's not even that bad
This is ominous fellas

>> No.9377913
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9377913

Is WMT a good buy right now? Good dip from its ATH right now, earnings coming up. Or is china trade war gonna fuck up the Waltons hard?

>>9377649
>Buy the VIX

>> No.9377924

>>9377672
PDT warning?

>> No.9377961

its the pre power hour pump again! buy!

>> No.9377988
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9377988

STOP FUCKING SELLING


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

>> No.9378005
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9378005

>>9377853
>It is most useful for subverting behavior
EGG FUCKIN ZACTLY

shit is only used to control people. i scoff at all these "advertisement data analysts" that all are subsidized by the govt and IC (cough cough cambridge analytica) to "help make more effective advertisements"

fuck right off. i know what youre up to
fucking cianiggers.

>> No.9378010

>>9377913
I'm bagholding calls that I bought before the Flipkart buyout because I thought that it would go up instead of down

I'ma hold it through earnings unless there's a big pre-earnings runup

>> No.9378037

>>9377924
oh were well past that.
they were confused why i had 10 long daily SPY contracts open this close to expiry. i told him to "check the ROI, i got dis bro"

then i fucked with him and said >>9377907

>> No.9378038

>>9378005
this shit isn't new, it's how you run a modern "managed democracy"

Walter Lippman wrote the book on it a hundred years ago, they're just using computers more now

>> No.9378055

Are most of you day traders or swing traders?

I swing trade but don't have any stocks right now, wondering what to buy

>> No.9378057

>>9377913
buy at least some today

>> No.9378060
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>>9375350
Woahhhh
It totally does kek

So this power of fermentation....

>> No.9378076

>>9378057
>nikkeiposter
>bearish
ok what the fuck is up?
this is completely out of character

>> No.9378085

>>9378055
bgs

>> No.9378093

>>9378076
no I was talking about buying WMT, which I bought today

>> No.9378114

>>9378093
oh
i was gonna say. if YOURE bearish, im gonna fucking sit cash for a second

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9378151

>>9378114
dont worry we still strong golden bull

>> No.9378197

>>9378038
>this shit isn't new
in this intensity id argue that it is.
the fuckers have gotten completely out of control.

>> No.9378206
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9378206

TXMD has massive short interest and 31 days to cover. Big upside when it squeezes?

>> No.9378213

HMNY moviong

>> No.9378220
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9378220

>>9378060
Oh shit
drunk first time in years kek

Time for make bad trades XD

>> No.9378222

>>9377662
8 k up to 36 k after 1 year

Those are rookie numbers but I was learning and hope to make 100k this upcoming year

Then I can stop working for the white man

>> No.9378246

>>9378220
HEY
DO SOMETHING USEFUL AND PUMP COKE

>> No.9378250

>>9378213
we just gotta squeeze that faggot up at .6265 and were off

GO
BUY

>> No.9378341

PUSH
we could squeeze up to .80 in no time

>> No.9378368

I threw $5 on hmny
will it double?

>> No.9378396
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9378396

>>9378213
I want to see the biggest short squeeze of all time. Also anyone else getting machinecode chan today? I think im in the matrix.

>> No.9378404
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9378404

Thanks HMNY

>> No.9378410
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9378410

>>9378246
You want me pump Pepsi? Got it

>> No.9378433
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>>9378341
WE HAVE RETEST 2683
THIS FANTASY 2730 WORLD NOT REALLLLL

>> No.9378445
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9378445

Good work sodas keep going

>> No.9378446

>>9378404
Yo, I got more money in my car change holder than your fucking Robinhood account

>> No.9378448

WTF MY ASS SMG WAS ACTUALLY RiGHT? HMNY shoulda dropped 1k on it

>> No.9378453

YES come on boys this can get to one dollar and we're to the moon

>> No.9378460

>>9378368
$1000 EOY

>> No.9378464
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9378464

Oh dude, fucking based

>> No.9378468

EVLV moon mission. Amazon has them as a buyout target. Last offer was 2.66 and they rejected it. Wont sell for less than 3.00. Totally speculative but its worth gambling a few pennies on as long as you buy under 1.20. Book is 1.29 and earnings should be decent

>> No.9378474

Why is HMNY coin pumping?

>> No.9378489

Shorting volatility, golden bull is back, sold the UXVY calls, bought some further OTM calls to over.

>> No.9378493

Commies rekt 7(?) days in a row now?
We are going for 8

>> No.9378514

tfw not confident enough to gamble whole stack on shit like HMNY. it's like i don't even want to make it...

>> No.9378525
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9378525

Wow rude

>> No.9378531

the support is unbreechable

>> No.9378547

>>9378525
delete this

>> No.9378580
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9378580

PEOPLE ARE PAYING A PREMIUM TO GET REKT ON HMNY

>> No.9378599

>>9378474
Email of free month pass for three of your friends if you refer them to moviepass

>> No.9378660

>>9378222

Outstanding! Fuck yes!

>> No.9378664

Guys what is your end game?

I want to make a Million. At about 100k right now

>> No.9378672

>>9378664
I'm just gambling when I'm bored at my real job, I just want to win more than I lose

>> No.9378677

>>9378664

the game is the endgame. if you stop playing you suffer existential breakdown

>> No.9378690

>>9378664
I want buy an island

>> No.9378699

Come on big money squeeze, market order that shit! if it goes above .70 again I think we're to Uranus

>> No.9378713

>>9378664
2.5 MM and early retirement

>> No.9378716
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>>9378664
Kek
If successful @ this
Will NEVER stop

Trading most fun thing on earth
Even better than be payed for suck cock

>> No.9378718

getting verbed pretty hard on this USO dump

>> No.9378721

Hmny pls no i sold at .70 and thought I bought the dip at .675

>> No.9378734

>>9378699
this
dumb cunts dont know how to market buy

>> No.9378749

>>9378718
fuck it I'm doubling down, I have enough cash to buy another call

if I dump my HMC shares I can even afford two

>> No.9378773

>>9378749
solid plan....

>> No.9378808

>>9377907
>you’ll never make so many high risk trades with so much money that you scare a multi billion dollar company
Why live?

>> No.9378812

Surely we will pump in power hour

>> No.9378813

>>9378773
look, if oil doesn't go up this summer, and my calls expire worthless, I'll be paying less for gas, right?
So it all evens out

>> No.9378832

>>9378813
just buy a shell station discount card

>> No.9378869

>>9378222
I wanna be like you. Gonna trade small for at least another year before I go all in.

>> No.9378877

FUCK
wish i had more cash
squeezes are so fun

>> No.9378897

>>9378718
Double down were going into oil season bro if Iran announcement didn't scare me off this ain't either

>> No.9378899

>>9378877
MNKD could be going for a sqeeze soon

>> No.9378916

>>9378808
i was just joking with him.
he didnt realize i dont trade margins, but i scared the fuck out of him by saying, "man this would be a fun trade (referring to my 10 contracts) if i was short"

10 calls on SPY would need $2.7M in margin to cover
lel

>> No.9378923

We did it reddit! We got out at the $14.25 oil with the -1% on the puts!

>> No.9378930

>>9378923
good
i dont think you wanna be holding that over the weekend AT ALL

>> No.9378931

>>9378832
I think I missed the entry point on RDS, it's trading pretty high

>> No.9378969

>>9378923
USO is at the precise price where I lose money on my August calls, but my weekly puts that I was hedging with are also worthless

>> No.9378979

>>9378869
What has helped is I work a weekend job Friday-Sunday. I've been able to study a lot and pretty much trade full time.

>> No.9378982

>>9378721
>not holding till at least over a dollar
I'm hoping for 2.30 desu

>> No.9378986

>>9378899
fucking checked
hope its monday. im dry for today

>> No.9379003

you guys are nuts if you think the HMNY short squeeze is going above $0.80

>> No.9379018

>>9378982
Well it would be my 3rd day trade this week to sell today so guess I'm holding.

>> No.9379030

>>9378986
>hope its monday. im dry for today
could be a multi day runner, about to rip through upper bollinger band and just blew through er with no hiccups with 30% short interest

>> No.9379051

>>9379003
$3.00 EOW!!!

>>9379018
I'm down 35% this year. You should definitely listen to me

>> No.9379057

>>9379030
man i gotta stop being such a bearfag and go for more of these

what a fucking blast

brb
setting up a short float scanner

>> No.9379067

>>9378899
Looks like the last couple of times it popped, the company diluted, better get in & out quick

>> No.9379076

>>9379003
.80 was my target.
settled for 70.
flipped my calls for 50%, sold my shares at .70
bought more fucking calls

r8 me /biz/

>> No.9379089

>>9379067
thats big5s fucking game
you be preaching to the choir m8

>> No.9379101

COKE finally rocket up please

>> No.9379117
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9379117

Give me a weekend play /smg/

>> No.9379134
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9379134

>>9379067
i was in it last oct. actually called it in here before i had a trip

>> No.9379138

>>9379117
AMRS reports earnings Monday. Selling my mortgage index fund to buy calls :^)

>> No.9379149

>>9379138
Please stop this meme, its dead and should be buried

>> No.9379180

>>9379149
shhh let em bring it back up.. i wanna load up on puts again

>> No.9379224

HMNY bouncing again

Whats your target?

>> No.9379240
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>>9379149
>>9379180
Memes lead to wealth

>> No.9379255

>>9379240
>mortgage fund
>ninety dollars
Sounds about right for this place

>> No.9379260

>>9379240
What am I looking at here?

>> No.9379315

>>9379260
He mortgaged what looks to be an old beehive without bees for AMRS calls. Do not attempt this play at home without professional help

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>>9379260
>>9379315
Get rekt faggots

>> No.9379375

>>9379367 new thread
>>9379367 new thread

>> No.9379376

>>9379224
lel
dont ask stocktwits that
motherfuckers are so stupid, they dont even know why their mooning right now. fucking idiots are talking about their management making good moves

>> No.9379381

>>9377305
I'm a white male. You tell me how diverse I am.

>> No.9379646

>>9378468
EVLV chan, hey again, I have four 2.50 July calls on em. Show me the money pls.

>> No.9379685

>>9378716
them endorphins yo