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9363557 No.9363557 [Reply] [Original]

GUYS i'm FUCKED UP.

I had equity in my company, we just got acquired......... my payout is nearly $3mm.......... I thought I would be excited but I'm terrified, scared I will most definitely blow this once in a lifetime moment what the fuck do i do?

>> No.9363631

Life off interest for the rest of your life comfy as fuck

>> No.9363648

Go all in bitcoin cash. Never have to work again. If you don’t you will kill yourself in 5 years when you remember this post.

>> No.9363659
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>>9363648
>bcash

>> No.9363661
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>>9363557
buy link and end up a billionaire. your great grand kids will thank you forever and your name and legacy will be solidified.

>> No.9363663

>>9363557
FUCK YEAAAAAH onya man you've made us all proud! Just don't spend the money on gratuitous shit - by all means live large but renember to think about putting yourself in good stead for the future too. Good job anon you should be feeling very comfy rn.

>> No.9363674

>>9363557
you dont even need to buy that much. just buy 100k worth and put it on a ledger and dont look at it for 2 years.

>> No.9363750
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9363750

buy a few btc just in case they ever hit a mil. be conservative with the rest. grats

>> No.9363767

>>9363557
If this isn't a larp.
Put 50% in an S&P 500 index fund.
Buy a property somewhere reasonable that you'd want to live.
Don't go lavish.
Pay off your debt.
Put maybe 5% in crypto. Don't fucking touch it.
Take a vacation and think about what will make you happy in life.

>> No.9363797

>>9363557
congrats man. it will pass. i've puked from financial anxiety (massive, unexpected gains).

don't blow through your money and invest 2/3 at minimum right away.

>> No.9363807

Buy yourself a house, buy a couple of rental properties - all in cash. This way you'll at least have somewhere to live, plus income from your rental properties as money to live on if you do manage to somehow piss it all away.

>> No.9363994

>>9363661
nice to see /jizz/ still guzzling sergeys shithole juice

>> No.9364021

>>9363767
true but id say 80% or more in the fund. you can live off interest

>> No.9364129

>>9364021
Absolutely I'd tend to agree.
but you know new money wants new money to spend. 50% is easier to swallow.

Listen to us anon.

>> No.9364148

>>9363557
help poor people like me

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>>9363659
> be cash