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When is GPRO going to shit the bed, I will have retribution

Need a macro meme fast.

GPRO for 5/18 open interest:
>25k puts for 6$
>6k calls for 6$
IT'S A CLASSIC CASE OF SHORT SQUEEZE!
How firm thy hands?

XXII to the moon

>>9320001
after your puts expire

>>9320033
They can't get worth any less so pretty strong lol

>>9320052
Fuck me

>>9320003
USO
UWT
DFEN

Wew lads
I left the countryside bleeding from all sides and now I'm home fully green at the end of the day.

Getting Bogged as fuck on BMY and JNJ

Friendly reminder that SDRL, is the people’s stock.
Also someone share pic with ST lol

>>9320096
I only have like 400 shares and that picture makes me want to doump it

gibs some penny stocks worth throwing like $50 at for shits and giggles

>>9320096

LOL

>>9320096
Fuck, these edits kill me

>>9320107
Felt the same way while making it.

>>9320096
seadrill is my favorite pokemon!

>>9320110
NVCN

PEP YOU PIECE OF SHIT

>>9320110
Gibs shrimp pls

DID ANY OF YOU BUY SHOPIFY LIKE I RECOMMENDED AGES AGO ? I ASK THIS EVERY FEW DAYS BUT I ALWAYS LOSE THE THREAD. YOU'RE ALL WELCOME

>>9319965
lmao the nigga with the gopro helmet.

>>9320158
Loving the gains, thank you Jesus. Also, OKTA is doing great.

>>9320110
SDRL, I guess

how bad can it be?

>>9320096
Just bought 1200 shares, YOU BETTER NOT JUST ME AGAIN SMG

>>9320070
I went with more bond puts. Short gold, long oil short bonds till mid june. It's literally all anybody has to do.

>>9320110
I have two “penny stocks” SDRL and VLRX.

>>9320096
that's not GE

Who wants to Invest in Mexican TV?

EVC is on sale right now.

>>9320158
Went all in and have tripled my money so far

>>9320214
what date do you recommend buying bond puts on?

I FOMO'd into XXII

>>9320224
Max par lad, GE is where memes come true.

>>9320184
>>9320240
good on ya lads, im holding these for atleast 5 more years, shop $1k+ 2023

May bogs have mercy on my soul.

>>9320285
That would be incredible. And you know what, I think that’s very likely.
Hopefully I can keep my patience.

>>9320224

Please Pump my Cola, Buffet-dono

>>9320376
its pretty good chance, 1k by 2023 is consrvative when you compare to the likes of amazon or other e commerce companies. it could hit 1k sooner, some analysts ive spoken to agree, very solid long term. almost akin to scooping amazon a decade ago

Looking at OXY for earnings this afternoon

>>9320423

spoken like a true shill

>tfw been hodling ge since December

>>9320423
Exactly. I want to buy more for sure as soon as I can. And in a situation like this, there isn’t even a need to wait for the dip, because we’re playing the long game anyways.

Friendly reminder SHOP is to go up 8% anons.

>>9320003
Trump's trade war, the media has already made it a meme.

>>9320451

Anything else? Your picks yesterday were solid

>>9320452
this is a stock not cryto, i gave a 5 year time horizon not EOY, and for a reasonable price increase. check out the options activity, check out the leaps. it doesnt matter anyways whether youre in or not
>>9320470
yeah ive been buying a few of the dips, especially when andrew left came out with that short report on shop, give us amazing discounts. id hope more like that arise. also canadian government confirmed it will deliver recreational marijuana via online sales one legalized, and shopify will be its platform 100%

>>9320470
>Friendly reminder SHOP is to go up 8% anons.
Can confirm.
Am holding SHOP.
It's feeling like an 8%

This short squeeze on GPRO is the most ferocious that I have ever seen.

>>9320508
still looking more updates in like an hour

A little over an hour before Trump speaks about the Iran deal. Who here hoping he raises the tensions between our countries beyond how it was during the Nork arch of his presidency?

>>9320242
If you have balls you would buy the January 17th 2020 TLT puts @ 100 dollar strikes then dump them while they're ITM next year.

>EGY

NO BRAKES

>>9320568
Its already dropping oil prices

>>9320637
Damn, i'm glad I cashed out of USO yesterday.

Anyone else buying that Snap Inc dip or am I the only one about to go broke?

>>9320725
SNAP even said their next quarter is going to be shit.

Looking for opinions on Time warner Cable

>>9320720
S-statistically speaking the price can’t be down forever.. (just bought in today while it was down).

>>9320725
snap was a buy at 13 because they short squeeze all the time, but now that its gone below I have no idea

>>9320738
Buy Mexican Television Compa

New thread, Iran centered
>>9320772
>>9320772

>>9320742
It's boom or bust, depends entirely on Trump. Isn't that an interesting feeling?

>>9320789
You cant just make a new thread in the middle of a thread
the fucking madman

>>9320742
if you were swinging it, you fucked up. you shouldve sold when it hit 70 a barrel. if youre longterm you shouldve hedged. this does little to change oils longterm trend

>>9320742
It'll go back I'm sure, but wait for the volatility to pass.

>>9320789
>not even 100 replies itt

>>9320813
The Iran stuff could cause some major swings.

>>9320789
everyone shame this man

>>9320629
shoulda bought this yesterday

dunno if it can go up any more though

don't like buying things that just gained 10+%

amrs have announced ER

>>9320742
look up wyckoff accumulation method.
this is how commodities are traded. this is the reason i like using point and figure charts for oil/commodities. the charts look like hell if you look at them on a short term basis

>>9320864
I feel ya, I sold at 1.60

But I think it can go to 3.00 soon.
Just not today.

>>9320837
yeah but were gonna catch flack form all the crypto guys who are the majority here. i know its only two threads, but thats not how theyll see it

>>9320820
I’m going to be surprised if it doesn’t go back to higher than $70 a barrel. I believe the Saudis are being pressured to increase their prices to allow for other countries to compete on a more fair playing field.
Keep in mind there was two coups in Saudi Arabia in the last year, one where a prince was beaten. For the international community to turn their heads from their war crimes, crimes against humanity within their country, and of course the West supporting their shit evil “kingdom”, I’m banking on the fact they owe us the skin on their balls sax.
It will eventually go up. That’s for sure. We’ll see what happens in the short term. I hate Saudi Arabia with fury.

>>9320904
They're too busy shitting themselves over the impending crypto bear market to even notice

>>9320879
>he uses the X's and O's for non-stocks
Oh dude, FUCKING BASED, no really, thats Golden Bull as fuck yo

The Nikkei poster is back!!! I'm so happy!

>>9320789
>

>EGY Blew past 1.60

FUCK WHY DID I SELL???

>>9320941
So you really think Trump's Iran announcement won't cause anything big today?

>>9320923
kek i cant tell if youre pulling my leg. i honestly find it really useful for cleaning up the noisy shitty looking oil/gold/silver charts. and its especially helpful for placing options strikes in the middle of gaps

>>9320940
U N B A N N E D

>>9320789
>you
kys

>>9320958
of course it will

but why would you try to hijack the thread and fuck up the flow of /smg/

just talk about it here if you must

>>9320958
It will, but not worth making another thread over. We didn't make another thread during the tariff announcement.

Power Hour come soon

>>9320879
I’ll look into the wyckoff accumulation method.
I really liked the Ichimoku cloud that you brought up last week. Been using it as a reference and I’ve been doing well!

>>9321114
its a real good one. i think a lot of people are turned off by its subjectiveness, but i like that part. especially how it can help to predict future supports and resistances. its pretty useless on low volume charts though imo

are we re-electing Larry Page to the Board of Directors of Google?

>>9321163

lol

So after the Iran announcement do you think the dow will drop significantly, like the 250-500 point range?

>>9321184
yes

>>9321184
thats what im thinking about right now. DOW has the most energy exposure. i think im gonna buy some friday puts and sell em at close

>>9321184
no its priced in

>>9321184

No, the expectation is that something significant is going to happen. If it was going to dump, it would have already.

You should be buying AMRS right now unless you hate money. You don't hate money do you /smg/?

>>9321202
Alright, then what about the futures after close?

>>9321184
Only UP

>>9321191
Now will it be like the tariff stuff and the dip would get erased after a few days or not?

>>9321184
>sell on the news
I'm thinking Trump's going to give a little shout out to TVIX Inc.

just bought Verizon at 46.99
do your worst Bogs

>>9321283
10/10

I'm thinking about using robinhood gold margin to buy Disney.
Iz gud idea?

>2 threads up
First

>>9321322
didn't trump ban like half of phones in the market?

>>9321336
longterm, definitely
right now, i cant say. this is a hell of a market to be reporting earnings into.

>>9321336
If you're willing to take the risk through earnings today

>>9321348
Trump pumped my Blackberry stock personally

>>9321283
Anyone have the Mike Tyson one?

>>9321367
disney earnings today oh boy!

>>9321336
There are so many upsides and equally so many downsides to DIS this quarter to the point I just stayed the hell out. Plus there is the complaint that no matter what they do on earnings they never move.

>>9321366
>>9321367
Jk, I don't have enough money in my account to use margin >:(

>>9321375
But of course. These are my favorite memes.

>>9321372
>bans china
>pumps canadian

USA USA USA

>>9321375
>panama
did you used to post on /int/ a couple years ago?
there werent that many panama flags back then, and i remember that guy showed me a bunch of cool music from panama

Jesus, Papa John's cannot decide what direction it wants to go in. It's begging for some bad news so it can plummet.

>>9321391
what are the upsides and downsides in your opinion?

>>9321398
Thanks anon. Saved.

we are mooning pre-pre power hour

>>9321184
>>9321283
There's a fuck ton of open interest on puts for tomorrow.
I'm kind of expecting it to go up now.
People seem pretty prepared, perhaps more than priced in, for Trump's news

>>9321430
wait, papa johns is a publicly traded company? i dont get why some of these things go public. its bizarre

>>9321336
My earnings bet for this evening is Planet Fatness. Disney's been acting fucky lately

>>9321463
also I'm playing Ruger earnings because there's only two public gun companies and AOBC sucks ass

>>9321458
i bought a couple friday ones. gonna sell on the bell and take whatever i can get

Anyone got a cheap, high volatility options call or put to YOLO with today?

>>9321456

>>9321431
Huge movies this year, acquiring fox, theme parks doing well, own half of the music industry. Downsides, Their earnings haven't been so great lately, they are making a lot of moves building up to their final act.
>>9321460
Yes they are kek. and they lost the sponsorship deal with the NFL, hoping for a bloodbath because I have a 1/3 of my portfolio riding on this put.

>>9319965
Onions thread

Buy VWOB the dankest foreign bonds around

>>9321502
DIA friday options.
its GONNA move, its just which way.
i got some 241 puts for like .60 a pop
gonna sell at the close bell

>Johnson and Johnson
BOGGED

>>9321502
USO you got 5-10 minutes before this thing just fucking goes again.

>>9321502
USO on the Iran deal

Earnings bets on DIS, MTCH, RGR, PLNT

T-5 MINUTES

HERE WE GO LADS

>>9321552
Up ....... right?

>>9321546
that's the gay porn company, right?

>>9321511
>I have a 1/3 of my portfolio riding on this put
i wish i had the fucking balls to do shit like this. i got a 1000% trade the other day on FED day. but i only had a hundred bucks on it. not that im bummed out about a free $1000 in 15 mins, but shit, if i just bought a couple more i wouldve made a fuck ton

Buy CANE sugar!

P A N I C

Oil is gonna do what /biz/?

>>9321590
Put 80% of your net worth into super-safe assets and do crazy risky plays with the remaining 20. Got that advice from Taleb, it's done me really well

>>9321609
Still come out of the ground regardless

Livestream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QiMvernIL0

>>9321590
Their sales from Q4 2017 to Q1 2018 are estimated to drop over 2000%, it's worth the gamble in my opinion. If I got bogged on this, i'll definitely post my losses.

>>9321609
My options bets are that it goes up long term (before mid-August)

If it drops short term, I have some weekly puts, I'll sell those and double down on the August calls

Ahhh would normally place short @ 660 but just not feeling it
& XD that guy little gopro helm

here we go

>indexes dropping
>megacaps not moving
what the heck is going on?

>>9321588
probably not anon. if everything has already been priced in and everything goes as planned, it might not move at all. i cant really see a scenario where it just bounces back up to 70/barrel again today. im holding my calls AND my puts

>>9321617
thats pretty much what im doing, but i just dont have the confidence in my daytrading strat yet to put more than $100-$200 on binary plays like this (especially with options)

>>9321634
they make such shitty pizza. if they arent partnered by NFL, i cant see how it would ever bounce back. when is ER?

>>9321634
After seeing CMG and MCD beat, I'm leery of shorting fast food, even when it's as shitty as Papa John's. But we'll see

>>9321639
thats what im doing too m8. worse comes to worse, i eat my weekly puts (but i seriously doubt it)

>>9321674
COUNTERFEIT SHARES

>>9321679
ER is today at 5
>>9321680
I would normally be too, but between their CEO (or former CEO) being a turd and losing the NFL contract, even if they meet earnings, I don't see it being a win.

>>9321639
if so, earnings for next quarter in any oil company is probably going to be safe

>>9321552
>>9321609
>>9321679
>>9321679
YOLO $13.5 USO CALLS 06/08
ALREADY UP A DOLLAR MY NIGGAS

OH SHIT, SANCTION IS OFF, I REPEAT, SANCTION IS OFF!!!!

>>9321680
McDonalds is a dank stock like YUM and Domminoes
dont bet against these

>>9321734
>thicc wendy
> <3

>>9321736
The video won't start yet

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BUFFFFFFETTTT

>>9321710
i might follow you on this one. hope ya dont mind. seems like a solid play. whats the chances i bet on two dying companies (fuckin GPRO) and get blown out? 50/50?

>>9321756
Domino's is another reason why I think Papa John's is going to flop, they are killing it.

https://www.cbsnews.com/live-news/trump-iran-nuclear-deal-announcement-today-2018-05-08-live-stream-updates/
Live stream!
>live stream
Live stream
>live stream
Live stream
>live stream

>>9320772

Relevant now.

>>9321799
Gay duplicate bread,
sage

Damn fellow stockers I went through the books and it turns out I made a 4.5% gain last year on my stocks, what an insane bull market!

>>9321632
It's up now.

>>9321788
The puts are expensive, and I obviously can't promise that i'm right, but things are looking really bad for them and nobody is talking about it. All boarding the PZZA put train!

i think AMRS getting bogged may be because of their ER announce without hinting at potential earning beat like they did for Q417

guess I am bagholding this shit forever

UVXY

>>9321788
The price action on the stock today is absolutely bizarre as well. It's like there is really tight resistance both up and down. It wants to break out one way or the other but it can't.

>>9321679
>USO
Damn. Picked up 3 $14 5/11 calls at $.15

>>9321816
Based

>>9321776

Called it so is oil gonna moon now?

>>9319577

>>9321816
Jesus you suck, then

>>9321824
yeah im prolly just gonna get 1 1month one to play it safe. im gonna do it closer to the bell. i have enough risk on my plate right now with DIA puts

>>9321847
oil moves so weird. you should give yourself more time than you would equities

here are my picks for earnings this afternoon:
OXY (best choice [oil])
MAR
CA
DIS (uncertainty because of high EPS & lack of films)
EA (Worst choice out of the 5)

TRUMP IS SPEAKING RIGHT NOW

>>9321883
Im not selling my DIA

Trump seems fucked up right now kek

O didnt drop nearly enough today to warrant a buy from me

>>9321903
Seriously suggest looking at PLNT and RGR.

Coors TAP saving my portfolio

>>9321910
>not selling my DIA
stock or options?

Deal is going to get pulled, back in on USO!

>>9321962
STOCK
Only UP from here

>>9321905
Jesus look at the USO chart, it looks like a fucking earthquake

Bogged again by Johnson and Johnson

>>9321988
Im not sure why pulling out of the deal would drop oil prices instead of increasing them, but im a brainlet

WITHDRAWING, FATALITY!!!

>>9321988
Where do I get off on my ITM calls??

USO Mooning

WW3 Confirmed

>>9322019
USO is going up not down, that's what I was saying.
>>9322033
I would hold for months now, the sky is the limit.

BASED DFEN

BUY SHRIMP

>>9321988
>>9322010
>>9322031
>>9322044
I'M SO HARD RIGHT NOW
FULL SANCTIONS
REEEEEEEEEE
BASED DRUMPF

>>9321952
PLNT seems to be good, Tumblrfats joining in and the beginning of the year is a good combo

RGR, on the other hand, I feel will not beat projection despite their reasonable EPS for this quarter. I am uncertain on this call though.

>>9321996
yeah i got bogged out for sure

DOW MOONING
DEFENSE MOONING
FUCKING ABSOLUTELY POSITIVLY FUCKING BASED

Can I get a source on where to learn about options?

So is war with Iran good or bad for stocks, im confus

why did trump swing his arms synchronised while walking to the table to sign the paper??

>>9322106
There are links in the header text

>>9322102
yup
at least i still kept my USO calls.

>>9322114
war is terrible for equities. not so much for defense, industrials, oil etc tho

U S A

U S A

U S A

>>9322114
Good for some, bad for others, long oil and defense

Aaaaaand just like that, we're done.

WE

ARE

PUMPING

>>9322115
he has dementia

but fuck it, my portfolio is up so dgaf

SHRIMP WILL SURVIVE WW3 GO ALL IN

OH NO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IT WENT BACK DOWN

>>9322165
Classic Bog reversal pattern

>>9322165
lol

You'll be fine (unless you went all in on weeklys like those faggots on Reddit)

>>9322144
>>9322165
Kek

>>9322179
This is a long play baby.

>>9322165
Am I doing it right?

>>9322165
BOGGED

>>9322165
only things trading these time frames are algos, they just mess with each other and run and new retarded day traders

>>9322165
>just another day on /biz/

>>9322199
Exactly how you're supposed to do it.

Come on Power hour give me the horns

>>9322199

i'm no doctor but if that's an EKG you're probably alright

>just finished watching pirated avengers at 2:00
> Witnessed my portfolio go green for a moment

Should have bought more WTI, or LMT when I had the chance

>>9322144
>>9322165
KEK
I cashed out with 7% gains on WTI and broke even with USO.
Still have SDRL for fun, one heck of a ride brothers!

>>9322226
so close.

PROCTER AND GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMBLE

possibly the greatest president of all time

Only way it gets better is if he exposed the cuckchilds

>>9322230
>robinhood
>pirating manchild movies

not gonna make it

>>9322248
those scam multinationals are fucked, and good riddance to them

USLV coming through with the moon!

>>9322255
>Spending money to watch a movie I can watch for free

I think I'll be ok
Now I can talk about it around the ol' water cooler at work, so it's a win win for me

>>9322278
I dont think the people that make your tissues and toothpaste are fucked

>>9322297
what app is this?

>>9322312
tinder

>>9322315
*Grinder

jesus christ im not even gonna look at the DOW for now. its giving me grey hairs

>>9322299
>>9322315
kek

>>9322315
kek

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/993915220061052928

boys...

>>9322312
Grindr.
They do stocks now too

>>9322299
kek

>>9322315
n-no its not

>>9322312
Angry birds

>>9322343
its grindr bruh
all the hot cocks youd ever want

Profit did you end up getting a PZZA put? Things are starting to heat up.

WAR BONDS NOW NOW NOW

>>9322254
he's a game show host with dementia, but we ran out of good politicians in this country a century ago so this is the best we can do

>>9322312
Blockfolio.
They re-did the UI

IM SO CONFUSED


WHAT DO I DO

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

JOHNSON AND JOHNSON YOU LITTLE BITCH

DOW in fucking freefall

>>9322353
im focused on DIA right now holy shit
fucking decisions!

>>9322365
Hillary was a baby killer with dementia, we really didn't have a deep bench this election did we?

>>9322337
Jews won't do a lick of work on their own or risk their own ass. Fake news.

>>9322381
Down 70 is not free fall

WAR BONDS
WAR BONDS
WAR BONDS

WERE GONNA BE RICH LADS

>>9322381
Oh god, I just looked at that, I see your point.

>>9322343
in a /rhg/
doesnt read the op

>>9322370
make sure you download the green edition, the red edition is awful

WE TRIED

>>9322391
the rate its happening is pretty out of the ordinary m8

>>9322385
are you genuinely retarded or just pretending

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

WERE GOIN DOWN LADS

>>9322382
we did not, and also all the candidates in every other presidential election in my lifetime were similarly retarded

Bismark was right

>>9322406
im in
FUCK IT

walking the fuck away for a second

DUMP IT

Why not me short ahhhhhh!!

>>9322435
Bids on PZZA shorts are fucking skyrocketing, this may be is profit. Hold on to your butts!

>>9322413
It’s happened much faster and much deeper.

lol @ u fatties

>>9322426
Holy shit, that drop. Good thing I loaded up on TVIX. It's been keeping me pretty balanced all day.

>>9322409
>make sure you download the green edition, the red edition is awful
I haven't unlocked the green theme yet!
This game is too fucking hard!

-0.7% today so far

>>9322454
yeah no shit. this is a big move though. lets not argue fucking semantics

>>9322452
takin the ol rabbits foot out o the closet and sacrificing a chicken in the backyard.
praying for a green portfolio tomorrow

Delicious!
Nothing like a little market meltdown to kick your puts into working properly.

So how much are you willing to bet today’s drop gets erased by this time next week?

Sour or Power in 10mins?

We're back! again!

lmao @ u fatties larping as brokers getting a reality check

>>9322548
2010 flash chash 2: Electric Boogaloo

Pumping again, dumping again? Bogs out today

>>9322493
If things go as I predict, you should be a around 100% of your position by tomorrow. I don't know what option you bought though.

who /fngu/ here?

green and comfy all day. the bogs, market, and trump be damned

what the fuck. we're exactly where were were before the announcement now

BOGS STOP YOUR GAMES

Holy fucking shit GOGO HAHAHAHA

In which countries do you guys invest in? I am fairly new into this and I am thinking to focus on my "home" market (DE) first. How much experience do I need before I can start to invest outside my "home"market? Any tips?

>>9322563
Pumppumppump
Dumpdumpdump

why are AMRS niggers so quiet today

>>9322594
EZA

>>9322299
i'm talking about the stock price retard

margin compression and sky high multiples, bad combo for them

>>9322594
Buy European/NA gas and short Russian and Iranian industry (expect sanctions).

>>9322593
charge you're phone

Lads do I take profit or is USO pumping the gas in a week?

>>9322581
the short ones for the intraday swing. maybe it was dumb, but if ERs a miss, then it shouldnt matter

>>9322635
If you sell now you are an absolute brainlet.

>>9322594
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Three-fund_portfolio

>>9322616
>-10%
Holy shit.

>>9322616
I thought everybody sold this stuff after the last earnings report and the moon mission was complete?

shill me on a vanguard index fund to buy. I plan on dollar cost averaging into it

I already have put in what I'm willing to lose in crypto, so I'm now looking for more traditional investments. thanks faggots

>>9322648
Heaven knows what could happen overnight ...

>>9322671
idk depends on your goals, horizon and risk tolerance

https://personal.vanguard.com/us/FundsInvQuestionnaire

Sour hour time. Hold on to your butts.

>>9322666
We're not selling till mid teens, Satan.

>>9322707
>>9322707
>>9322707

new bread

>>9322687
i just heard news report of bibi telling everyone to get in da bunker. something about iranian forces mobilizing. havent verified anything yet

>>9322644
I only bought puts on the 18th because the price difference wasn't that bad, I'm out after earnings.

>>9322671
Just buy SPY. Shit is so cash.

>>9322671
VWOB

Now what and haters!!?

checkin in made $600 on AMDA

What platforms do Brits use to trade? I've got a very low-risk portfolio churning away with a traditional brokerage (Hargreaves Lansdown) but I'd like to find an app like RH which I can experiment with day-to-day.

>>9322671
VTI, and VWO if you think China will take off

CHINA IS A SCAM
DO NOT BUY INTO CHINA