/biz/ - Business & Finance

what is shrimping? im new on biz so redpill me

>>9319668
shrimp keeping for profit

>>9319689
why shrimps? do they make the most profit or are they just easy to hold?

>>9319653
leeches are the new thing, keep up with the times boomer scum

i find it difficult to keep up with demand because of red lobster

>>9319703
He doesn't know.

>>9319703
Get some and find out, noshrimp scum

so... no tips?

>>9319838
>>9319820
how? do you keep them in a aquarium? I cant imagine that you make money out of it then since the electricity bill and the food for the shrimps is probably higher. A pond on the other hand is realy expensive if well done and also drains a lot of time. Also I cant imagine holding shrimps in a pond here since climate is to cold here (germany)

>>9319653
so shrimp is the new crypto?

>>9319653
Can you do butt stuff with shrimps?

i'm building a P2P decentralized shrimp exchange right now...it has forum features so shrimp/aquarium enthusiasts can poast, use the livechat, and also there's a tube section for people to share videos. it's basically like facebook + buttrex/ebay + youtube, except on a decentralized blockchain.

a very smart "how to make money online get rich guru" guy taught me that in a gold rush, sell pickaxes. that's why i'm not going to farm shrimp, i'm just building the technology to make it easier for shrimp exchange and discussion.

p.s. don't steal my idea, i've already started before you. first mover, bitch.

>>9319898
You hardly feed them and electricity doesn't go well with water. They sell for a massive price.

>>9319898
newfriend leave
anyone done dyor on the best breed to accumulate?

>>9319898
notice how many times this anon says the word CAN'T...this is why he's poor. negative mindset.

>>9319991
electricity for light and filter pumps you retard

>>9319997
fuck you give me your shrimp secrets

>>9319991
Oh yeah sorry forgot about the $3 a month for an led strip and air pump

>>9320022
you put the shrimp babies in the water and they literally print money

>>9320045
shhhh delete

>>9320045
how many shrimps you need to make some good bux?

>>9320050
sorry

>>9319703
16% profit per pound sign me up doood.

>>9320069
depende on how much you can sell them for and how many you can regularly harvest i guess
my calculations say ill net at best $1k a month for literally no work

>>9320092
sounds good so i just make a pound and drop some shrimps in?

>>9320100
if it is so easy how come they are so expansive and no one else do it?

>>9320069
Shrimp are for suckers, you will loose it investment on shrimp, stay away from shirmp its too risky especially if you live in Texas it's more risky there especially if you live near Dallas then just steer well clear

>>9320130
regulations, supply and demand, bubble
i've got quite a big pool of water too

>>9320130
Because you have to know about something before you can do it

>>9320186
im out then

>>9320170
This level of FUD...

I know this is a retarded meme, but I'm legit considering it. Seems comfy. The only issue is that competing with the big factory farms is next to impossible...

Might be worth it if you have a retarded hook for upper-middleclass shitbags and do something like "Organic, non-GMO, ethically raised, grassfed, given beers and massages" or something.

>>9320465
THEY. ARE. PET. SHRIMP. NORMIE.

>>9320465
How is it in anyway retarded?

>>9320170
Also salt lake city

i started a shrimp farm in my mothers basement, but i couldn't kill them/freeze them because the little shrimpes looked so cute and i got attached to them. i set them free in the ocean.

>still not all in on GSC

>>9320701
pokemon gold, silver and crystal?

Is this PoS or what?

Anyone interested in a shrimp ERC20 token?

I can throw one together if you like.

>>9320782
for what purpose?

>>9320701
/biz/ should throw a bunch of money at that but on the condition of partial ownership.

>>9320782
Sure, fuck it.

>>9320911
>>9320976


Shrimp Token will become what paper money used to be to gold, to shrimp.

No longer will exchanges have to be made directly with weighty tanks of shrimp, it's time we revolutionise shrimp farming!

>>9321038
but shrimps aren't fungible like gold is

>>9321064

Back of Boomer, you can't stop the future

>>9319983
Based

1 ETH = 1 SHRIMP EOY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyi5RNKjMuU

>>9320661
>Raised in captivity where there are no predators and an endless supply of food. Get comfy and never learn how to feed or defend yourself when shit gets real.
>Shit just got real
I got bad news anon..

>>9319722
>leeches

Well ain't that kinda appropriate for your generation? Get a job.