/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>9316675
>tfw my gf is more attractive than a billionaire's
FeelsGoodMan

is this real life
jesus christ how hilarious

kek wtf

>grimes
>not a narcissistic roastie of the most poisonous kind. Completely incapable of grasping the concept of empathy
Poor Elon

>>9316675
his choice if women directly reflects the state of tesla over time

JUST

If I was as rich as him, I would only
Have a pool of 10s that I could consider for dating. Nothing less.

She makes good music though

>>9316675
that's it. I must be in a coma.

>>9316768
>deformed skeletal body
>saggy small tits
>goblin face
>no ass
>huge protruding ears
>probably stinks

I could get a better looking hooker for 20$

if musk cant find a decent wholesome girl what chance do i have

>>9316911
Just be yourself bro ;)

>>9316675
What does Musky know that we dont

>>9316675
She probsbly fucks him up the ass with a huge bbc horse dildo.

They both look disgusting.

>>9316951
Maybe she has enema fetish.
But fuck Elon can hire a dozen 10/10 to shower him every morning out of their asses. He would also enjoy engineering such shower.

>>9316768
Money cant save you from being a beta, as Elon clearly shows.

>>9316675
LEAVE MUSKIE ALONE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeee

When you are so rich you make your fetish come tru

His girlfriend (wife?) looks like even more of a witch than his mother

she could look cute, but that "style" is just disgusting. just shorted 100k tesla.

What happen to Amber Heard? That girl is a man eater.

>>9316787
Elon says simulation.

>>9316768
you mean a haram?

What the heck, she’s super cute.
>implying you want the tanned, blonde, slutty dressed, thick eyebrows Stacey

>>9317141
Did you see her boots
also
>>9316768

>>9317141
>

>>9317141
i know what i want

>>9317170
Kind of cute dess

>>9317185
But she would ruin your life. Every nerd needs a nerd girl.

>>9317141
Or just a non-mutt girl with a feminine body and a less goblin face.

oblivion was a massive tune tbqh
fuck knows what musk is thinking though, dude needs to get himself a decent woman

She's a leaf. This is how we take over Mars.

>>9317190
Lol no

Women are not naturally into nerd shit. Nerd girls do it for the attention they get from being the only female in a male space. No one needs a girl whose whole persona is built around attention seeking behavior.

My gf doesn’t even know what a meme is.

>>9317526
>My gf doesn’t even know what a meme is.
memes are normieshit now, kys with the larp virgan

>>9317526
those are generalizations that don't apply to a lot of girls.You're the equivalent of some tumblr girl talking about how all men are into sports cars and guns

>>9316675

Pour one out for Elon lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXGoiporuA4

It's true love. This is his Yoko Ono.

lmfao /mu/fags on suicide watch right now

I WANT TO HAVE MY ASS FISTED AND MY FACE PISSED ON!!

>>9317651
Alright then short season approaching

>>9316675
I really wonder what they are talking about in private. I mean she looks like the degenerate sjw type that i imagine annoys everyone how everyone should be vegan and stuff. He doesnt look anything like that. Is he secretely a pathetic sjw loser? Or do they just fuck and then go on with they daily business? And how does he bear the smell of her mud butt? Does he have a scat fetish? Im normally not interested in celebreties and their segenerate lives but this couple is so odd.

Man I'm binging on these Grimey videos and I think I'm in love.

>>9316872
Lmao she does look like she smells awful

>>9316766
dude stfu i'm bagholding 100 shares and sweating profusely

>Grimes

>her

>>9316675
Why does somebody with unlimited wealthy even need women? If I had that kind of money I would just go around the world and do whatever the fuck I wanted. Why would you want to be tethered to any other person, no matter who it is? That's the opposite of freedom.

>>9318420
It gets boring eventually

>>9318443
And a woman is somehow going to save you from boredom?

>>9316675
What a beautiful couple, i bet she helps him get his mind off all these negative headlines about his company, so instead of answering mean questions he just tells everyone to piss off and resumes to eat her stinking unwashed hairy roast with lots of menstrual blood crusts to find inspiraton to get tesla out of the shitter

>>9318486
This is the gaze of the man i choose to invest in.

>>9318486

>>9318486
Come on man, I am eating breakfast.

>>9316872
Reason to get on chan-the post

>>9316675
Is goth rock back? Which media company stock should I invest in?

>>9316675
"I know because I grew up in Vancouver and half my high school was Korean or Chinese and the kind of shit I heard all the time was horrible. I used to walk around with my Chinese boyfriend and people would yell slurs out of cars. Racism isn't over. Sexism isn't over. "
https://pitchfork.com/news/49448-grimes-speaks-out-in-defense-of-beyonce-gangnam-style-and-mariah-carey/

>FUCK CAPITALISM! END THE PATRIARCY!
>Hooks up with one of the most powerful men in the world
What did this brave feminist mean by this?

>>9318823
>stalin quote
I smell trouble for Elon.

>>9318823
What do you think they yelled?

>>9319040
>LEAVE THAT POOR ASIAN MAN ALONE, YOU GROSS BITCH

>>9316872
Are you talking about Elon or Grimes?

>>9319310
I keked

>>9316675
Why does Elon like this?

I met Grimes at a music festival in Asheville in 2011. She was shy, cut off her set after not even 30 mins, and was kinda cute but a total mouse.

Not really powercouple material.

>>9319628
>2011

She toured the world since your dive bar gig.

Jesus Musk is fucking nuts

>>9319697
It's sad to think a roast will be his ultimate downfall and cost humanity it's ticket off this planet. Damn our reptile brains.

>>9317526
t. neckbeard

She is hot. Nice choice Elon

>meanwhile at /mu/

>>9319801

>>9319811

>>9319605
She eats ass.

>>9319823

>>9319731
It autism that is making people focus on space travel and exploration before first extending human lifespan to even make use of space travel and even help make it possible

>>9319844

>>9318419
her? she must be funny

and so begins elon's acid phase.

>>9319900
>phase

>>9319857
theres doubt that the usa even went to the moon.
in fact, humans aren't even capable of building a fucking permanent base on the moon yet.
so you can tell musk is a fraud because he's talking about going to mars when he should do proof of concept by getting at least a base on the moon first. all "lets go to mars" bullshit is basically reddit-tier dumbfuckery.

In 2016 I was climbing mountains listening to Grimes and Led Zeppelin, working for the government

In 2017 I was early investor in crypto and made a lot of money

In 2018 I've moved most of my money out of crypto and am looking forward to more Robinhood general because the global recession is going to be intense and crypto is going to be nothing but desperate bagholders from the third world hoping for a pump while their economies collapse

>>9318370

100% short tesla

price target: 0

>>9319667

It was really was a total dive. I wish had that level of financial growth though. Still wageslaving trying not to get fucked over by the crypto world

>>9316675
holy shit his last 30 divorces must've changed him finally..this bish is fuglyy

Grimes is a visionary like him. Great match.

>>9316675

>>9316675

Holy shit. This is awesome.

>>9316694

She probably has a 120 IQ (minimum to hang with the Elon) and is a multi millionaire from other natural talents.

How does your girlfriend stack up?

Weird but she has a couple of great songs

>>9316675
/mu/ must go apeshit over this right now lmao, might check back in there later, haven't visited that board in years I think.

>tfw you're not the one to actually "fuck" her

>>9316940
A kek to you sir

>>9319731
hes already gone through several. still 11 figures net worth or something.
he should be ok